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period things.


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>> I have no idea.


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>> You put like the machine on your belly.


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>> I'm trying to get closer to you. Oh, you


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the ultrasound to see if you're


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pregnant.


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>> No, not the ultround.


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>> You have a Persian bald-headed baby in


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you.


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>> Oh my god, I almost dated one. Well, we


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did date, but like we didn't have Thank


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God. But no, I'm talking about the the


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birth thing where you put it on your


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stomach.


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>> Oh, it hold you so tight. I wouldn't let


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go.


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>> Hold you all night.


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>> Yeah, he couldn't handle having a period


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or birth.


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>> Wait, what do you mean he couldn't


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handle me? No, I could not. No.


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>> No.


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>> My dog had a period and we had to spay


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her when she was a puppy. It was so sad.


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She was in pain.


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>> She was in pain. She didn't know what


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was going on. Like if I had a little


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girl.


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>> How old was she?


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>> She was like one. It would be so How do


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you talk to your daughter about Oh, it's


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painful. Dear


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>> Did you put a diaper on her or


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something?


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>> No, she was laying in the hallway and


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she was in pain. She just got spayed.


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>> Oh,


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>> it was at the free clinic cuz I wasn't


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going to pay $900. It was like 50 bucks.


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>> Oh [ __ ] Okay.


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>> Yeah. I wouldn't want to pay 900 either.


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[laughter]


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>> No, it was like they did a good job, but


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I don't think they gave enough pain


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medicine.


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>> So, she was in a lot of pain.


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>> The one I met, the white one.


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>> Yeah, the Akita.


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>> Yeah.


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>> Yeah. Well, of course, she's not like a


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killer with you. She loves you. Everyone


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loves you.


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>> No.


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>> How come every time I see you, you look


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like better looking?


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>> Really?


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>> I look older, more white thanks to


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[ __ ] YouTube [ __ ] with me.


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>> You need a black haircut. Well, the


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reason I have it I didn't tell you is


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because I'm finishing up a movie right


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now. Another film.


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>> Oh, you are?


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>> Yeah. So, there's one more scene where I


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have


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>> Yeah, cuz I was I had it and now it


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dissolves to the end of the movie. So,


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in the movie I lose my baby.


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>> In the end of the movie, I can give it


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away. I recover the baby. The baby comes


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back. It's a very, very emotional. I've


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got to cry, but I can cry on Q because I


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was taught. I'm trained as an actor.


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>> And um so that's why I kept it for


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Tuesday. We're filming it and we're


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finishing it up and that's going to be


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with Tommy um the partner or not partner


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but best friend of uh Bobby. So Bob I


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hired Bobby and he's like you got to


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hire my friend. He's the goat. He's the


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[ __ ] goat. He's the best one in


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the film school.


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>> So I hired Tommy in the first week. I'm


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like uh he's the goat. He's not that


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good. Maybe he had the best weed. Maybe


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that's why he was the goat.


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>> You like that weed? You like that?


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>> Wait.


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>> Oh look. He's shaking his head.


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[laughter] [ __ ] you, Bobby. This is my


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show. He didn't like that.


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>> He said you like that.


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>> No. Look, we don't think How do you


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smoke?


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>> I remember in the short I offered to


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smoke together.


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>> No, you didn't.


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>> Yeah, we can smoke and we can like


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>> I wouldn't trust smoking with you.


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>> We can French kiss and like exchange


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smoke from mouth to mouth.


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>> I'll take your smoke in my mouth. Gift


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me.


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>> You don't want that. I'm sick.


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>> I'm telling you. I'll take your


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>> I'm not sick, y'all. I'm just kidding.


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No, you don't want to. Do you really


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smoke?


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>> I did. The first time I smoked I was 49.


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First time ever. Ever.


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>> First time.


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>> Ever. Ever.


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>> How old are you now?


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>> 54.


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>> Old.


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>> You're not that old. I dated the oldest


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guest.


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>> Well, remember the short? I'm like, uh,


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remember in the short got me like 25,000


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subscribers. That short where like I


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have hope cuz you dated older. I'm like,


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did you remember that short?


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>> That got me 25,000 subscribers. a


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thousand were bots. [ __ ] YouTube, you


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know, they get sued all the time for


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that [ __ ] for fraud and all that [ __ ]


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>> I don't understand, though. Like, how


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does it even I don't know.


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>> So, this is this is what it is. YouTube


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is


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>> uh does everything


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>> for their in their favor. I shouldn't


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talk about it. [ __ ] them.


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>> Because, you know, every single day I


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think about quitting the show and the


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only reason I don't is because I get to


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have you back and hang out with you.


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>> It ain't about me.


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>> It's But don't quit though.


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>> So, let me tell you. So, I've been


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telling jokes my whole life for free.


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>> So, now I'm telling it for free. Except


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I'm getting [ __ ] And I know I'm


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getting [ __ ] and not in a good way.


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>> I felt that.


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>> And I'm getting [ __ ] in like 10


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different ways by YouTube.


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>> In the front end, I'm promoting and


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they're making money. They're


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piggybacking other channels on my the


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end of every video has another channel


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making money off me and YouTube doesn't


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pay me and they make money off me. front


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end, back end, they suppress my data.


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They don't give me my data.


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>> So, you're trying to run an operation


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and you don't have your numbers. How


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many people are watching?


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>> Yeah.


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>> You don't have any of that. And every


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30,000 subscribers, a thousand are bots.


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>> How do why?


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>> So, they remove they remove the bots,


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right? It takes time. But if you're


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paying to promote a video and you're


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getting like a portion of them bots, you


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don't want that. So, they they [ __ ] me


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in 10 different ways. and and not really


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happy. I was happier before I had the


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channel. Was I telling you?


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>> I was happier before. I was carefree. I


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wasn't chasing anything. I only want to


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chase you.


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>> Okay.


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>> And I'm I'm like I'm telling jokes. My


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whole life is just was fun. This is like


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not fun.


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>> Basically, you feel


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scammed because this is who you are now.


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It's it's more weight on it because now


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you getting paid for. But you're losing


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the love for it because


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>> now the money's involved. But


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>> no money involved. There's no money


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involved.


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>> But you want the money involved. But


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however, like


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>> I I'd say keep going. I don't know. It


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may lead to something else. And then you


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create a website or something. Or


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>> you gave me chills right now.


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>> Get bigger. That's


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>> you know cuz


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>> I mean [ __ ] happens always before


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there's a like upper. You know what I'm


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saying? You got to go down first and


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then go up. You're right. And that's why


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Oh, you gave me chills right now.


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>> Really?


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>> Can I lunge over and kiss you?


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>> No.


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>> Okay, I'll wait


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>> for another day. So, you know. Oh. Oh,


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look. Oh, people are saying


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>> Who the [ __ ] calling you?


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>> No. No. People are saying, "Oh, this is


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so good, [ __ ] Keep going.


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>> No, but it's a chat. It's a chat."


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>> I'm just kidding.


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>> But you know what? Let me turn it over.


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>> Listen, y'all. This is why I'm single.


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[laughter]


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>> But you don't want to You don't want to


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be single. You want to be married. I do


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want to be married, but like I've I I'm


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noticing that I'm giving energy to the


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wrong people in a sense of I am always


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looking at potential for no reason. I


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don't understand me.


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>> Hold on, Taylor. Hold on. Hold on. Let's


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shut off that air. I'm going to open


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this door right here and get the air


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from the other room.


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>> Yeah,


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>> that was actually Bobby's job as


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director to shut off the air so the


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audience is not messed up with the, you


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know, with the sound of the air


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conditioner. Mm-m.


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>> But look how I have to do the technical


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and the


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>> [ __ ] [laughter]


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shut off.


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>> How long is live stream?


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>> As long as you want it to go.


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>> Oh, wow. That is better.


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>> Keep this open. The air is going to come


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from the bed. And you know if you want I


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can even turn this on. Do you like that


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air? Is that good on your back? You're


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good or it's too much? Is it too much or


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you like that?


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Let me know. I can lower it.


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>> You can turn it off.


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>> Turn it off or just low?


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>> Yeah.


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>> Off or low?


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>> Off.


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>> All right. Did you want it?


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>> Okay. Okay. You can turn it around. Put


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it on you if you get warm. But okay. So,


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let me see.


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>> So, I wish you would not have drank that


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drink.


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>> What drink?


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>> The one the the guy the mentally


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challenged guy's house.


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>> Oh, look at your veins


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>> like that. I don't really like it too


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much.


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>> Why?


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>> Thanks for checking me out.


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>> Damn.


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>> Yeah, you can touch my life.


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>> Yeah.


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>> Oh, look. We had the thought at the same


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time. Oh, god. This is Thank you,


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YouTube. I TAKE IT BACK. ALL THAT [ __ ] I


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see. You know what it reminds me of?


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>> My papa one getting jealous.


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>> My papa. My papa just died. Well, not


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just died, but you know what's crazy? He


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died when I had a fashion show the same


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day and I had to go up there. And mind


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you, we trained for like 3 months. So, I


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couldn't just not go.


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>> How old was he?


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>> Um, God bless him.


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>> He died from cancer. And I think he died


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at like [ __ ] I don't know, 67, 68. And


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then but however


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>> he remind me of a tree because he had


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veins like all over and I used to sit by


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him and just touch the veins like I just


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poke poke poke. [laughter]


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>> That's the first time you touched me in


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all this time that you've known me. You


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wanted to touch me from day one. You


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should have just told me. I would have


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let you touch me as soon as you met me.


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>> You're not my type.


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>> Well, I thought you dated Persian


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>> once. You're a mess.


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>> Nice guy is not your type. You're a


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mess.


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>> Funny guy is not your type.


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>> There was nothing nice about any of you


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men.


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>> Let me tell you that.


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>> Generous is not your type.


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>> Well,


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>> married is not your type.


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>> That's for sure.


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>> No. What's my type?


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>> Obviously, I'm married. You don't like


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married. It's hard.


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>> Yeah. Well, what do you think my type


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is?


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>> You said you like black guys.


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>> I do. Like, what type though? Not every


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>> tough the thug.


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>> Yeah. Doughboy.


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>> Oh, you want me to get a tattoo right


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here?


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>> No. No. [ __ ]


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>> it's about style, baby. You don't have


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to You don't got to have tattoos or I


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like that, too. But, you know,


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>> you like the guy to call you shorty.


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Hey, shorty. Come over here, shorty.


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>> Not too much.


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>> Have like a little twang,


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>> you know.


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>> Yes. Have a twang


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>> like a


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pet. Like, think of uh Calibbass's


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southern dope boy.


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>> Yeah. With the gold teeth or something.


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>> Yeah. On a good day. On a party day.


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>> Why do you like guys like that?


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>> Why not?


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>> Yeah. with a doctor.


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>> Okay.


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>> You should be married like to a


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orthopedic surgeon fix your back.


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>> He don't that don't change his persona.


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I like a dude with that persona. Like I


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love a man that look like just tough


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like just


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but like he's a he look like a pimp but


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he's so classified.


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>> Get like a surgeon and put him in


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karate. Get him tough. Get that surgeon


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like Yeah. So he'll be in the parking


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lot, [ __ ] That's my parking.


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>> No.


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Can't you see his reserve doctor [ __ ]


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>> breathing?


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>> Anything. You'll [ __ ] anything.


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>> No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't [ __ ] like a


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90 yearear-old woman unless I loved her.


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Like I would really have to love her. I


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would [ __ ] I've loved her since she was


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25 and now she's 90. We're about to die.


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>> Okay.


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>> Like Titanic, remember at the end?


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>> Nice.


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>> Have you seen Titanic?


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>> I have. And you cried.


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>> Made me cry right now.


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It was so beautiful.


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>> It was a beautiful movie.


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>> Yeah,


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>> it was beautiful. I loved it.


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>> Honestly, I have to snort it. [snorts]


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>> You want some tissue? Kleenex?


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>> No, I'm good.


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>> Are you sure?


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>> That's all I need.


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>> My shirt. Wipe it on me.


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>> You can.


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>> No.


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So nasty.


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>> How did it feel the veins on my leg?


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>> Like a tree?


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>> Yeah, I work hard on them.


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>> So you look fine. See


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>> mine?


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>> Yeah. Show me.


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>> Here I have these


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present.


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>> Okay. So you are about to turn 28


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September. I won't say the day.


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>> Yeah.


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>> And I'm going to take you out


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>> on my yacht.


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>> You want to go on my yacht? [snorts]


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>> You sound so serious, too. I'm afraid


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that you're going to push me over


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and nobody will care. My kids are like,


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"Oh, my kids, who's driving us today?"


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So the kids don't care.


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>> How'd you know


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>> that you would push me over? [laughter]


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You'd be like, "Sign this, [ __ ]


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All your [ __ ] is mine."


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>> Then you push me over.


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>> Okay, at least I push you in the shallow


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end.


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>> Then I But I can't swim. My wife will


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care because my wife will be like, "Who


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the [ __ ] going to Costco tomorrow?


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That [ __ ] Where is he?"


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>> I'll send her over a butler. She won't


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give a [ __ ]


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>> Who's going to be a butler for free?


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>> Who said it was free?


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>> That's true,


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>> right? I already covered up a murder.


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You don't think I cover up butler?


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>> Who did you murder? Murder was


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>> You want to know something? You want to


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know something? If I was in a


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relationship, married with somebody for


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more than 20 years, 25 maybe,


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>> and he had a mistress,


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I would hire a hit, man.


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>> I would never do that to you.


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>> And get both of them trapped in a little


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sacred dungeon and I walk in with a G


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tapping on my leg. Look who it is.


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And then I'll hire somebody to Oh, maybe


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I don't have to hire, but like they


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would have to watch me getting pounded


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in front of my man cuz I'm not leaving.


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If we're married for that long,


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>> you're committed.


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>> I'll give you hell. If you want to give


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me a taste of hell, I'll give you hell.


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>> I can't imagine like uh arguing with you


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if I was married with you. I would just


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give you whatever you want.


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>> You kiss me


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>> all the time. 24/7. I kiss between your


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toes. The grind between your toes after


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you walked all day.


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>> You do you kiss your wife's?


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>> Yeah. She doesn't want to be kissed a


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lot.


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>> Oh, why? She don't She's not like a


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physical.


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>> She's Well, she's physical when we were


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laying in bed.


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>> Oh, okay.


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>> By the way, when you were nauseous, I


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felt really bad and you laid down on my


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bed and I prayed when you were laying on


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my bed that please God, give me the


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strength not to


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>> lay next to her.


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>> Oh,


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>> please God, let me have the strength.


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>> Tell me that.


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>> No, I didn't. But you see, I didn't


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>> I was very respectful. [laughter]


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Actually, I did not it did not enter my


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head to lay next to you.


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>> Shut the [ __ ] up.


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>> It didn't lay enter my head at all cuz I


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just was worried about you.


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>> I did not lay next to you or think about


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doing it


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>> after.


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>> You're contradicting.


00:14:13.839 --> 00:14:15.829
>> No, but I was like uh really concerned


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about you.


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>> Thanks.


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>> But um and now I'm concerned because


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you're not feeling well.


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>> I'm feeling fine. I'm just under the


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weather.


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>> Well, I'm glad you're here. This is like


00:14:28.160 --> 00:14:30.150
your seventh show. You should just be my


00:14:30.160 --> 00:14:31.829
co-host and when we start making money,


00:14:31.839 --> 00:14:33.590
you'll get a part of it. I'll give you


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Bobby's part.


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>> You're lying.


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>> No, I will.


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>> Bobby's part, not her. I don't I don't I


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thought about not him. Sorry. I thought


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about doing that, but I don't


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>> When when Bobby came to me first day, I


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said, "Look, I'm really old. What should


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I refer to you as?" And he said, "He,


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him, they, them."


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>> Okay.


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>> And that's why Sorry about that. That's


00:14:50.800 --> 00:14:52.870
why Bobby is so [ __ ] expensive


00:14:52.880 --> 00:14:55.385
because I have to pay them.


00:14:55.395 --> 00:14:56.710
[laughter]


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>> You gotta pay all of them [ __ ]


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>> Yeah. I gotta get him uda noodles and uh


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Caesar salad. Yeah, cuz them got to eat.


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Huh?


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>> You like fo?


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>> What is fo?


00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:08.949
>> Like Oh, I'm sorry. Actually, it's


00:15:08.959 --> 00:15:09.910
called fo.


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>> Fo is like uh you're my enemy. You're my


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foe.


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>> Oh, no. F like the Japanese. Is it


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Japanese? [snorts] Is it Japanese?


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No. Is it Japanese? Oh god. Fur. Y'all


00:15:21.920 --> 00:15:23.430
know what I'm talking about. I just


00:15:23.440 --> 00:15:27.189
spent. Sorry. Yeah. F. It's like um they


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put beef the kimchi and


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>> No,


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>> it's really good. Asians are always It's


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the bone broth. They make your skin


00:15:36.160 --> 00:15:36.470
good.


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>> So wait, the Asian But Asian women down


00:15:38.959 --> 00:15:41.110
there, is it like their eyes?


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>> I never looked at Asian woman.


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>> You know, I heard something about Asian


00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:44.870
women.


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>> I want to check it out one time.


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>> Oh god.


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>> Maybe it's like their eyes. reason women


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got like an extra hole or something.


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>> Extra hole. We were just talking about


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this with the queen of all women at the


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live liveream. So, uh this woman years


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ago before I got married years ago so


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excited.


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>> She took me to my big uh big bear cabin


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and she wanted to be with me. She was


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young and uh she was white


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>> and she said uh excuse me a minute. I


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thought she went to get her hunting


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rifle or something. It was in Big Bear


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and her c her family cabin and she sits


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down and pees right next to me. Remember


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the story? I'll tell her, too. So she


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peed and 24 years I never saw my wife


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pee and until this day I just saw that


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woman pee that young woman in her cabin


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and she right in front of me she peed


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and I'm like the pee was coming from her


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vagina and all these years until my live


00:16:27.519 --> 00:16:29.350
stream just a few days ago I thought the


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pee comes from the vagina I thought it


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was like one


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>> oh no I didn't know and then my wife was


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on the live stream and my wife is like


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medical you know she's like no it's the


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uretha you [ __ ] you're an idiot


00:16:41.040 --> 00:16:43.509
you why did I marry you I thought the


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pee So all these years


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>> Yeah. I'm like a lot of men don't


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>> like when a girl is like oh I got to


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clean down there. I'm like oh that's so


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considerate of them. They want to you


00:16:51.920 --> 00:16:54.069
know and I thought oh and I tell girls


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no you're so hot. Let me lick your pee.


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Come you don't have to clean.


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>> But I thought it was like a one-way road


00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:01.990
like in Hawaii. You pull over.


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It's a different hole. How many holes


00:17:03.839 --> 00:17:05.590
you guys got? You got the nostril holes,


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the ears like you got.


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>> I don't know. You want to calculate


00:17:07.919 --> 00:17:09.750
everything? All right. So we got a lot


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of holes. One, two, three,


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four, five.


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This is technically a hoe. Something


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comes out.


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>> You This is like you finally touched


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your titty after seven shows.


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>> Don't look. And then uh we got the


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I feel like there's like a


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>> I'm so good with titties that I even


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know your bra size and you never told me


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that, right?


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>> There's three holes. [ __ ] I think


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>> you got at least seven or eight


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>> cuz by the [ __ ] there's a little tiny


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tiny hole and then underneath there's


00:17:43.280 --> 00:17:45.510
the pee hole. That's where the pee hole


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is. It's right before the vagina.


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>> But you don't have


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>> all like connected right together.


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>> So, okay. I was checking you out at the


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gym. You have a like a nice [ __ ] I saw


00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:56.710
you.


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>> You don't have like a big uh


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>> How do you see that?


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>> Baby dick [ __ ]


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>> You're concerning me.


00:18:01.360 --> 00:18:02.789
>> No, because the girls I look at the


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girls and you know some girls have a


00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:06.710
baby dick [ __ ] The [ __ ] is so [ __ ]


00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:08.789
big. I don't know why. I like that.


00:18:08.799 --> 00:18:11.510
>> You see the [ __ ] You just see the No,


00:18:11.520 --> 00:18:13.750
you see the bone. Like, okay. If I was


00:18:13.760 --> 00:18:16.470
to go upside down right now, my bone


00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:18.390
sticks up, too. Like, it's a pelvic


00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:19.510
floor.


00:18:19.520 --> 00:18:20.710
>> Oh. So, it's not like


00:18:20.720 --> 00:18:22.789
>> people's bone. Yeah. But when I stand,


00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:25.510
my bone goes inside. So, it's her it's


00:18:25.520 --> 00:18:28.390
their bone. It's the uh pelvic shape of


00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:29.669
the the pelvis.


00:18:29.679 --> 00:18:31.590
>> It's so It's so like sexy, though. But


00:18:31.600 --> 00:18:33.590
you have a normal one. Some girls have a


00:18:33.600 --> 00:18:36.070
a big one. How the [ __ ] can you see


00:18:36.080 --> 00:18:36.470
that?


00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:37.590
>> It's right there. When they wear the


00:18:37.600 --> 00:18:39.430
tight leotard, you could see a like a


00:18:39.440 --> 00:18:41.430
baby dick little thing above their


00:18:41.440 --> 00:18:42.549
coochie.


00:18:42.559 --> 00:18:44.070
>> That's their Maybe they're like, you


00:18:44.080 --> 00:18:44.230
know,


00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:45.510
>> are you looking at that?


00:18:45.520 --> 00:18:47.669
>> Yeah, of course we see that.


00:18:47.679 --> 00:18:50.070
>> And we see we see everything.


00:18:50.080 --> 00:18:51.590
>> Right. And when the when the girls are


00:18:51.600 --> 00:18:53.750
doing the triceps, we're like, "Oh my


00:18:53.760 --> 00:18:55.190
god, they're bending over. A coochie.


00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:56.470
Are they showing me their coochie?"


00:18:56.480 --> 00:18:57.270
>> Oh my god.


00:18:57.280 --> 00:18:58.630
>> I don't even know her name. That's like


00:18:58.640 --> 00:19:01.110
mystery coochie. I'll take that [ __ ] I


00:19:01.120 --> 00:19:02.549
don't have to know her name.


00:19:02.559 --> 00:19:04.549
>> Bark.


00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:06.230
I think I told you that joke already.


00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:08.218
>> Bart,


00:19:08.228 --> 00:19:10.070
[laughter]


00:19:10.080 --> 00:19:12.630
>> I can imagine you have a leash on me and


00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:15.110
I like you like just like you have me in


00:19:15.120 --> 00:19:16.710
your living room like a Chihuahua. I


00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:17.510
don't like Chihuahua.


00:19:17.520 --> 00:19:19.270
>> You have me in your living room going


00:19:19.280 --> 00:19:21.110
around. You just uh


00:19:21.120 --> 00:19:23.909
>> Why do you want to be uh


00:19:23.919 --> 00:19:25.990
Why do you want to be um strung along


00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:27.110
like that? Huh?


00:19:27.120 --> 00:19:29.350
>> Look, if you tell me to bark, if you


00:19:29.360 --> 00:19:31.510
tell me to beat someone up,


00:19:31.520 --> 00:19:33.110
>> I'll do what? Whatever you want. I'll


00:19:33.120 --> 00:19:34.390
take the second one.


00:19:34.400 --> 00:19:35.990
>> Beat someone up. Who you want to beat


00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:37.990
up? That Latino guy. I'm ready to go.


00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:38.630
>> Oh yeah,


00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:40.549
>> I can beat him up easy.


00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:41.909
>> I'll put the smackdown on that


00:19:41.919 --> 00:19:42.630
[ __ ]


00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:44.150
>> [ __ ] you and your mom.


00:19:44.160 --> 00:19:48.390
>> I'm 210bs and I'm older, but I put him


00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:50.310
in a headlock and I'll squeeze that


00:19:50.320 --> 00:19:53.590
[ __ ] like a pinata. He'll just


00:19:53.600 --> 00:19:55.669
>> imagine you fighting like I just feel


00:19:55.679 --> 00:19:57.270
like you'll be all over the place.


00:19:57.280 --> 00:19:59.270
You'll be like this


00:19:59.280 --> 00:20:01.350
>> and then you you'll end up in a


00:20:01.360 --> 00:20:03.110
headlock. I [laughter] can Oh, no. I can


00:20:03.120 --> 00:20:06.230
I can fight. I could tell jokes. All of


00:20:06.240 --> 00:20:08.230
it. [snorts and cough]


00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:12.390
>> That was atious. Anyway,


00:20:12.400 --> 00:20:12.789
>> so


00:20:12.799 --> 00:20:14.070
>> why you looking at me like that?


00:20:14.080 --> 00:20:15.510
>> Cuz I was thinking of your bra size


00:20:15.520 --> 00:20:15.990
right now.


00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:16.390
>> All right.


00:20:16.400 --> 00:20:18.230
>> I already know what it is cuz I've had


00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:20.070
experience with lots of women. Small,


00:20:20.080 --> 00:20:21.909
big, I know exactly what your bra size


00:20:21.919 --> 00:20:22.470
is.


00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:23.029
>> What is it?


00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:24.630
>> 34C.


00:20:24.640 --> 00:20:25.669
I'm good, right?


00:20:25.679 --> 00:20:26.549
>> Not at all.


00:20:26.559 --> 00:20:28.149
>> No. Oh [ __ ] I thought I had that.


00:20:28.159 --> 00:20:30.710
>> No. Let's play a game called


00:20:30.720 --> 00:20:33.270
>> You might be right. Okay. Is that


00:20:33.280 --> 00:20:34.870
>> I'm telling you, I've been with a lot of


00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:36.470
women. A lot of women.


00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:39.110
>> All my bras are 32B.


00:20:39.120 --> 00:20:40.149
However,


00:20:40.159 --> 00:20:40.710
>> you have a tight.


00:20:40.720 --> 00:20:43.110
>> I tried to get a modeling gig and they


00:20:43.120 --> 00:20:46.149
said because of the frame from your ribs


00:20:46.159 --> 00:20:48.470
and to your titties. We need size A. And


00:20:48.480 --> 00:20:51.590
I was apparently C compared to them. So,


00:20:51.600 --> 00:20:52.549
I don't I don't know.


00:20:52.559 --> 00:20:54.470
>> I got it right. I got it right. Look at


00:20:54.480 --> 00:20:55.990
Look at Bobby thinking about it right


00:20:56.000 --> 00:20:58.149
now. Checking you out.


00:20:58.159 --> 00:20:59.990
Yeah, but that I don't ever I got


00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:01.669
measured was in [ __ ] high school. So,


00:21:01.679 --> 00:21:03.110
>> I have to be careful what I say about


00:21:03.120 --> 00:21:04.789
Bobby. I don't want the [ __ ] queer


00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:07.110
community protesting at my door.


00:21:07.120 --> 00:21:07.990
Everybody out there.


00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:09.394
>> She do look like she'll beat your ass.


00:21:09.404 --> 00:21:10.070
[snorts]


00:21:10.080 --> 00:21:12.070
>> I'm sorry. But you know what?


00:21:12.080 --> 00:21:13.750
>> You look like he'll beat your ass.


00:21:13.760 --> 00:21:15.669
>> I don't I don't want the queer community


00:21:15.679 --> 00:21:18.070
protesting me. But you know those go-go


00:21:18.080 --> 00:21:19.990
dancers? They're like men, but they put


00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:21.909
makeup on like disco queens and they


00:21:21.919 --> 00:21:23.669
like, you know, we should get two of


00:21:23.679 --> 00:21:25.350
them for my birthday. put him on those


00:21:25.360 --> 00:21:26.950
podiums and party.


00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:29.909
>> I see your soul and I see who you are. I


00:21:29.919 --> 00:21:31.430
see both.


00:21:31.440 --> 00:21:32.870
>> Oh, I thought you were talking about me.


00:21:32.880 --> 00:21:33.750
You see my soul.


00:21:33.760 --> 00:21:35.350
>> I'm not. No, I'm not talking about


00:21:35.360 --> 00:21:36.630
>> You know where to rent those go-go


00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:38.710
dancers, the queer ones, and we can have


00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:40.470
like bring your friends on my birthday.


00:21:40.480 --> 00:21:42.070
We'll party all night.


00:21:42.080 --> 00:21:42.630
>> Yeah.


00:21:42.640 --> 00:21:44.470
>> Say again.


00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:46.149
>> I tell you what, on my birthday, leave


00:21:46.159 --> 00:21:49.350
me alone. I one day one day a year, I I


00:21:49.360 --> 00:21:50.870
want to forget I know you.


00:21:50.880 --> 00:21:51.590
>> No,


00:21:51.600 --> 00:21:54.950
>> no, I'm joking. He likes when I insult


00:21:54.960 --> 00:21:59.669
him, but he knows it's good.


00:21:59.679 --> 00:22:01.990
>> This


00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:03.270
is just a drag queen.


00:22:03.280 --> 00:22:05.830
>> Oh, have you been to have y'all been to


00:22:05.840 --> 00:22:07.909
that drag queen place? It's a place in


00:22:07.919 --> 00:22:08.630
Hollywood.


00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:11.029
>> No, but when I was running Venice Beach


00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:14.149
5K, they're all like, uh, I was going to


00:22:14.159 --> 00:22:16.070
take their video and show you. So, when


00:22:16.080 --> 00:22:17.830
I'm running the 5K, I'm [ __ ] tired


00:22:17.840 --> 00:22:19.510
after the second mile. Like, I could


00:22:19.520 --> 00:22:21.669
barely move to go the last mile, but I


00:22:21.679 --> 00:22:24.070
did. And they have those those uh queen


00:22:24.080 --> 00:22:26.630
super uh go dancers on the podium and


00:22:26.640 --> 00:22:28.870
stuff and the last smile. You can do it.


00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:29.750
You can do it.


00:22:29.760 --> 00:22:31.029
>> They made you get up and go.


00:22:31.039 --> 00:22:32.950
>> No. When I saw I'm like, "Oh, that's


00:22:32.960 --> 00:22:34.549
looks a little strange." I'm like, "Oh,


00:22:34.559 --> 00:22:36.310
that's a [ __ ] man. Look at that


00:22:36.320 --> 00:22:38.549
with the makeup and shit." You know,


00:22:38.559 --> 00:22:39.669
>> it's like that's different.


00:22:39.679 --> 00:22:41.830
>> It was cool though. It was cool. Just


00:22:41.840 --> 00:22:43.430
>> make you run fast or what?


00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:45.025
>> No, I run the same. It was Venice


00:22:45.035 --> 00:22:46.630
[laughter] Beach. But I I wouldn't go to


00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:49.610
the Venice Beach 5K again. I don't know


00:22:49.620 --> 00:22:50.149
[clears throat]


00:22:50.159 --> 00:22:52.390
how long I would last. Like


00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:53.430
>> 3.1 miles.


00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:55.750
>> I used to be so good at like I used to


00:22:55.760 --> 00:22:57.669
run track. I used to do flat football. I


00:22:57.679 --> 00:23:00.710
did everything. But now if I ran a 100


00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:03.270
yard dash, I'd probably be a hot.


00:23:03.280 --> 00:23:05.110
>> Me and you should go to a track, a real


00:23:05.120 --> 00:23:07.029
track and run. I'm about to do a 10K


00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:08.070
first time.


00:23:08.080 --> 00:23:10.390
>> So I do 5Ks all year. I started this


00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:11.270
year


00:23:11.280 --> 00:23:14.070
>> and then 10Ks in October in Big Su,


00:23:14.080 --> 00:23:16.549
which is by Carmel up north. And that's


00:23:16.559 --> 00:23:18.870
the end of October. I'm not ready. I


00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:20.630
thought I would lose another 15 pounds


00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:22.950
to be ready to run a 10K because I've


00:23:22.960 --> 00:23:24.950
never run 6.2 miles.


00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:27.110
>> So, I'm not ready. I have not lost the


00:23:27.120 --> 00:23:29.590
weight. I have not been training. In


00:23:29.600 --> 00:23:31.350
fact, there was a 5K in Long Beach last


00:23:31.360 --> 00:23:33.350
weekend that I didn't go to cuz I just


00:23:33.360 --> 00:23:35.029
didn't want to wake up and and drive to


00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:37.909
Long Beach. And I was dehydrated all


00:23:37.919 --> 00:23:39.430
night and I was sweating all night cuz


00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:41.110
my wife has not changed the comforter.


00:23:41.120 --> 00:23:43.029
It's still the winter comforter.


00:23:43.039 --> 00:23:44.870
>> We're sleeping with a winter comforter.


00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:46.070
>> You [ __ ] change it.


00:23:46.080 --> 00:23:49.430
>> Oh [ __ ] You and my wife are together.


00:23:49.440 --> 00:23:51.029
Let's You know what? That's my dream.


00:23:51.039 --> 00:23:53.350
>> You live with her, too. Charge it. The


00:23:53.360 --> 00:23:53.669
hell


00:23:53.679 --> 00:23:54.870
>> you want to move in? You don't have to


00:23:54.880 --> 00:23:55.669
pay rent.


00:23:55.679 --> 00:23:56.870
>> No.


00:23:56.880 --> 00:23:58.630
>> But we [ __ ] a lot. [snorts]


00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:01.110
>> All right. I'm going to tell on him.


00:24:01.120 --> 00:24:02.230
>> She's going to watch this. She's


00:24:02.240 --> 00:24:03.350
probably watching it, right? Oh, no.


00:24:03.360 --> 00:24:04.870
She's getting her hair done right now.


00:24:04.880 --> 00:24:05.510
>> Oh, yeah.


00:24:05.520 --> 00:24:06.710
>> Yeah, cuz she got the white in the


00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:07.510
front. Now she


00:24:07.520 --> 00:24:08.789
>> going to dye.


00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:09.270
>> Yeah.


00:24:09.280 --> 00:24:10.630
>> You going to dye yours?


00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:11.990
>> No. I'm going to shave it after the


00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:13.669
film. We finish up the film on Tuesday


00:24:13.679 --> 00:24:14.950
and I'm going to shave this [ __ ] off.


00:24:14.960 --> 00:24:17.029
Get clean cut. Cuz someone last night,


00:24:17.039 --> 00:24:19.029
>> you need to go to a black barber.


00:24:19.039 --> 00:24:19.510
>> I'm serious.


00:24:19.520 --> 00:24:22.630
>> I know one. His name is Tony. He's 68. I


00:24:22.640 --> 00:24:24.630
met him at Costco and he has a barber


00:24:24.640 --> 00:24:25.430
shop right here.


00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:25.990
>> Oh.


00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:27.590
>> And everyone, it's like a barber shop


00:24:27.600 --> 00:24:29.350
from uh Eddie Murphy. Remember coming to


00:24:29.360 --> 00:24:31.269
America? They're all like, "Uh, yeah."


00:24:31.279 --> 00:24:32.549
>> I was like that. They're like, "Oh, it's


00:24:32.559 --> 00:24:33.669
cool." Okay.


00:24:33.679 --> 00:24:35.190
>> You should I can't take you there cuz


00:24:35.200 --> 00:24:36.630
you probably meet a guy there.


00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:39.990
>> Yeah. Yeah. I know. If you bring a girl


00:24:40.000 --> 00:24:41.590
in one of the black barber shop, they're


00:24:41.600 --> 00:24:42.789
all like this.


00:24:42.799 --> 00:24:44.230
>> Yeah. I want this rat. I like this


00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:46.070
ratio. Me, you, and Bobby. Okay, I don't


00:24:46.080 --> 00:24:47.510
have to worry about Bobby. It's just me


00:24:47.520 --> 00:24:50.310
and you, right? We can be [laughter]


00:24:50.320 --> 00:24:52.789
I love Bobby. I do this YouTube. I tell


00:24:52.799 --> 00:24:54.310
you why. I don't do it for money.


00:24:54.320 --> 00:24:56.070
>> Yeah. I wish I was a


00:24:56.080 --> 00:24:57.430
>> I don't do it to hang out with Bobby.


00:24:57.440 --> 00:24:59.430
That's for damn sure. I do it for


00:24:59.440 --> 00:25:00.630
confirmation. You know what


00:25:00.640 --> 00:25:03.029
confirmation? What I mean? [cough] Not


00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:05.830
the church confirmation. [clears throat]


00:25:05.840 --> 00:25:09.269
>> So, okay. So, about a hundred years ago,


00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:12.310
I had confirmation I was funny. So that


00:25:12.320 --> 00:25:14.230
confirmation, I already know that


00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:16.149
confirmation that I'm funny, people


00:25:16.159 --> 00:25:18.070
laugh. So my ne, what's my next


00:25:18.080 --> 00:25:20.310
confirmation? My next confirmation is,


00:25:20.320 --> 00:25:22.149
oh [ __ ] I never did social media in my


00:25:22.159 --> 00:25:24.950
life. I did it. I did social media


00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:27.510
within a few months. Boom. It went from


00:25:27.520 --> 00:25:29.830
nothing to over 300,000. Right? So


00:25:29.840 --> 00:25:32.149
that's my that was my next confirmation.


00:25:32.159 --> 00:25:33.669
So what I can reach a million


00:25:33.679 --> 00:25:35.350
subscribers, but it's not going to get


00:25:35.360 --> 00:25:37.350
me the views and watch hours because,


00:25:37.360 --> 00:25:38.630
you know, first of all, they suppress


00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:41.269
all the data and I don't trust them. If


00:25:41.279 --> 00:25:42.950
they say 1 hour is being watched, I


00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:44.789
don't know if it's 2 hours or 5 hours or


00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:46.789
3 hours. They just give you a number. I


00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:47.909
don't know if it's the real number.


00:25:47.919 --> 00:25:49.029
>> No, trust nobody.


00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:51.990
>> No, not YouTube. They get sued all the


00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:53.510
time for fraud


00:25:53.520 --> 00:25:55.190
>> because they're just fraudulent money.


00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:55.990
They don't care.


00:25:56.000 --> 00:25:57.830
>> Exactly. And they just pay a settlement


00:25:57.840 --> 00:25:59.350
if they get caught or something. Okay,


00:25:59.360 --> 00:26:00.630
here you go. Right.


00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:02.149
>> That's true.


00:26:02.159 --> 00:26:04.789
>> So anyway, so my next confirmation is


00:26:04.799 --> 00:26:07.750
not the money. My next confirmation is I


00:26:07.760 --> 00:26:09.669
just need like a addict. My next


00:26:09.679 --> 00:26:11.269
confirmation. So, I already know I'm


00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:13.029
funny. I already know I'm good at social


00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:14.870
media. People like the jokes. Okay,


00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:16.630
what's my next confirmation? So, I did


00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:17.909
the film.


00:26:17.919 --> 00:26:20.070
>> And the film, people from all over the


00:26:20.080 --> 00:26:21.750
world were watching it. You see the one


00:26:21.760 --> 00:26:22.950
where I'm kissing the homeless guy in


00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:24.470
the park?


00:26:24.480 --> 00:26:24.870
>> No,


00:26:24.880 --> 00:26:27.029
>> I showed it to you last time. You were


00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:28.310
right there and I showed it to you.


00:26:28.320 --> 00:26:29.190
>> Kissing him.


00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:30.870
>> I kissed him right here in the temple.


00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:33.350
>> Oh, you he showed me something, but I


00:26:33.360 --> 00:26:35.029
The kissing threw me off.


00:26:35.039 --> 00:26:37.510
>> But remember that little short?


00:26:37.520 --> 00:26:39.510
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's to promote the


00:26:39.520 --> 00:26:41.269
film that's coming out Friday.


00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:41.830
>> Okay.


00:26:41.840 --> 00:26:43.190
>> It was good, right?


00:26:43.200 --> 00:26:44.149
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


00:26:44.159 --> 00:26:46.070
>> Everyone loved it. Everyone loved it.


00:26:46.080 --> 00:26:48.149
So, people were saying about my


00:26:48.159 --> 00:26:49.909
character going up to a homeless guy in


00:26:49.919 --> 00:26:52.070
the park and hugging him and kissing him


00:26:52.080 --> 00:26:53.669
on the temple. At first, he didn't want


00:26:53.679 --> 00:26:55.750
to be kissed. So, he moved away his


00:26:55.760 --> 00:26:57.750
head, but then I talked in his ear like


00:26:57.760 --> 00:26:59.590
a whisperer, and then he put his head


00:26:59.600 --> 00:27:01.909
forward for me to kiss him. And then he


00:27:01.919 --> 00:27:04.870
smiled. You remember the little short?


00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:06.630
And everyone loved it. And so people


00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:08.710
were complimenting me from all over the


00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:10.630
world. You name the country,


00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:13.190
>> Vietnam, Pakistan, everywhere. Uh


00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:15.590
everywhere. And they said that um they


00:27:15.600 --> 00:27:18.390
gave me the most amazing compliments


00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:20.230
that compliments that a human being


00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:22.230
should not get that a man should not


00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:22.710
get.


00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:23.190
>> Why?


00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:24.950
>> Because they said so many beautiful


00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:27.350
things. Bless you, Tony. Live long. Wow,


00:27:27.360 --> 00:27:29.029
the film was incredible. Can't wait to


00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:30.950
see it. But some people were saying that


00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:33.909
I reminded them of Christ.


00:27:33.919 --> 00:27:36.870
And I came to tears and the whole day I


00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:39.029
was like, "Okay, that's not a compliment


00:27:39.039 --> 00:27:39.830
for a man."


00:27:39.840 --> 00:27:41.510
>> That's why that's good


00:27:41.520 --> 00:27:43.510
>> for a man. Nobody's


00:27:43.520 --> 00:27:44.950
>> tell me why it's not for me.


00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:46.070
>> Well, but


00:27:46.080 --> 00:27:46.870
>> I want to know.


00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:48.470
>> Christ, that's


00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:51.510
>> I want to know why is that for you. So,


00:27:51.520 --> 00:27:53.990
that's a confirmation right there. It


00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:55.669
gets me going, right? You know?


00:27:55.679 --> 00:27:56.630
>> Right. Right.


00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:58.710
>> But I just don't like to be [ __ ]


00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:00.230
because I don't like people [ __ ] with


00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:00.710
me.


00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:01.350
>> Hey, listen.


00:28:01.360 --> 00:28:03.990
>> Let alone a billion dollar company. Um,


00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:06.710
just because you got God or Christ in


00:28:06.720 --> 00:28:08.470
your heart don't mean you don't slay


00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:10.710
them [ __ ] demons. I don't give


00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:13.110
a damn. Jesus Jesus still didn't give a


00:28:13.120 --> 00:28:14.630
[ __ ] He still said what the hell you


00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:16.149
want to say. Mind you, I'm not


00:28:16.159 --> 00:28:17.830
Christian. None of that. But I believe


00:28:17.840 --> 00:28:18.870
in God. Like


00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:19.750
>> you do?


00:28:19.760 --> 00:28:20.710
>> Absolutely.


00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:22.870
>> Good. You don't go to church?


00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:24.630
>> Oh, if I'm invited,


00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:26.149
>> I'll take you to the synagogue.


00:28:26.159 --> 00:28:27.190
>> What's that?


00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:28.230
>> For the Jewish people?


00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:29.029
>> Yeah. Okay.


00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:30.549
>> Jewish version. Yeah. You'll go with me.


00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:32.950
>> I'm always open. Like it's like going to


00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:35.269
the club. You worship


00:28:35.279 --> 00:28:35.990
>> good music.


00:28:36.000 --> 00:28:38.230
>> Everybody will be looking at you.


00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:39.909
>> There's a black Jewish girl. Look at


00:28:39.919 --> 00:28:40.549
her,


00:28:40.559 --> 00:28:41.190
>> girl.


00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:42.870
>> Martha. Look at her as a black Jewish


00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:43.830
girl. It's so beautiful.


00:28:43.840 --> 00:28:46.470
>> There's so many demons in church. I love


00:28:46.480 --> 00:28:48.789
God. And I I don't think religion that


00:28:48.799 --> 00:28:51.269
justifies. But I will say that's why I


00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:53.990
was like, why is it a bad thing for you


00:28:54.000 --> 00:28:56.389
to be considered as Christ? Because to


00:28:56.399 --> 00:28:57.990
them, they're probably looking at you as


00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:01.430
like a good conscious person. even


00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:03.669
though you might not mean no harm, it's


00:29:03.679 --> 00:29:05.190
like you're even though you're a little


00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:07.350
off and [laughter]


00:29:07.360 --> 00:29:08.549
>> very off,


00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:11.830
>> but to them it's like, oh, you're


00:29:11.840 --> 00:29:14.149
representing what we all came here for.


00:29:14.159 --> 00:29:15.590
I think that's important.


00:29:15.600 --> 00:29:18.149
>> Well, in the short it looked like, you


00:29:18.159 --> 00:29:20.710
know, I'm very uh humanitarian and all


00:29:20.720 --> 00:29:22.630
that. The film is going to be off the


00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:25.350
hook. Well, when you see me interacting


00:29:25.360 --> 00:29:26.389
with the baby


00:29:26.399 --> 00:29:26.710
>> Yeah.


00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:29.269
>> as a homeless character who I play


00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:32.389
>> who's really, really, really off.


00:29:32.399 --> 00:29:35.669
>> So, the baby, he loves his baby, but


00:29:35.679 --> 00:29:37.990
then he loses his baby. Someone takes


00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:40.149
his baby. He's not sure. He turns, the


00:29:40.159 --> 00:29:43.269
baby's gone. He freaks out. And then the


00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:46.470
end, he finds his baby, which is what


00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:48.549
we're doing Tuesday, the last scene. We


00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:50.470
were going to do it last week. So, Tommy


00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:52.870
went to do some film. It doesn't compare


00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:55.750
to uh fastest growing comedy podcast in


00:29:55.760 --> 00:29:56.870
the world. I don't know. He's doing some


00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:59.590
Nick at Night Teen Wolf or some [ __ ]


00:29:59.600 --> 00:30:01.190
But okay, it's okay. [laughter]


00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:03.029
My wife said, you know, it's okay. He


00:30:03.039 --> 00:30:05.110
likes that. Let him do it. He's young.


00:30:05.120 --> 00:30:06.710
Nickelodeon and [ __ ] I don't know what


00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:08.710
he's doing, but it's not like comedy


00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:10.630
podcast, you know.


00:30:10.640 --> 00:30:11.990
>> But so he's coming back.


00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:12.549
>> Yeah.


00:30:12.559 --> 00:30:15.110
>> And so we're going to film it. So, um,


00:30:15.120 --> 00:30:17.590
and the next one Bobby can do, but I


00:30:17.600 --> 00:30:19.190
wanted it to be consistent because the


00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:21.110
way he was filming it, I wanted to


00:30:21.120 --> 00:30:24.389
continue that way like the short. So, I


00:30:24.399 --> 00:30:25.750
was going to do it the day at the park


00:30:25.760 --> 00:30:27.510
that we did all the scenes in the park.


00:30:27.520 --> 00:30:27.830
Okay.


00:30:27.840 --> 00:30:29.830
>> But it was like almost 100 and then it


00:30:29.840 --> 00:30:31.750
got hotter after the day after.


00:30:31.760 --> 00:30:33.909
>> But I was wearing So, I do method acting


00:30:33.919 --> 00:30:35.510
where I got into the role. So, I'm


00:30:35.520 --> 00:30:37.269
wearing three sweaters because I'm the


00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:38.789
homeless guy, right? So, I'm wearing a


00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:39.990
tank top,


00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:42.950
>> a t-shirt, a 5X shirt, and three winter


00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:45.269
sweaters. and it's 100.


00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:45.909
>> So


00:30:45.919 --> 00:30:46.630
>> degrees.


00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:48.870
>> Yeah. So I was nauseous. So I'm like,


00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:51.830
uh, Tommy, I cannot do another scene.


00:30:51.840 --> 00:30:54.549
>> So I drank a a big gulp. Drank it quick


00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:56.149
and I was still dehydrated. I'm like,


00:30:56.159 --> 00:30:58.149
let's just go home about to throw up.


00:30:58.159 --> 00:30:59.430
And he was already messed up.


00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:00.549
>> That's how I was feeling when we


00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:02.950
recorded when I was with Kiki.


00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:03.430
>> Yeah.


00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:03.909
>> When


00:31:03.919 --> 00:31:05.750
>> remember I was hot and then I was also


00:31:05.760 --> 00:31:08.230
hungry. Yeah. And then I took a shot and


00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:08.950
I was like, what?


00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:10.870
>> Oh, you weren't as bad as I was in that


00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:11.269
day.


00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:13.590
>> Really? I was wearing three sweaters


00:31:13.600 --> 00:31:15.909
>> and so I'm like I cannot do any not


00:31:15.919 --> 00:31:18.310
anymore today and I wanted to so badly.


00:31:18.320 --> 00:31:20.789
So we had an actor waiting to do the


00:31:20.799 --> 00:31:22.230
last scene


00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:23.909
>> and I'm like oh you know what I got to


00:31:23.919 --> 00:31:26.389
call it off because I'm just there's no


00:31:26.399 --> 00:31:27.750
way I'm getting nauseous thinking about


00:31:27.760 --> 00:31:29.190
it. So we're going to finish it up


00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:30.870
Tuesday. Thankfully it's a little


00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:31.750
cooler.


00:31:31.760 --> 00:31:33.590
>> We have one or two scenes left. We're


00:31:33.600 --> 00:31:35.350
covering the baby scene


00:31:35.360 --> 00:31:38.230
>> and then it's emotional and then I think


00:31:38.240 --> 00:31:39.990
that's going to be it. He's gonna edit,


00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:42.310
put it on, and it's gonna debut Friday.


00:31:42.320 --> 00:31:42.950
>> Oh, good.


00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:45.350
>> So, uh, so yeah, Netflix doesn't have


00:31:45.360 --> 00:31:46.070
silent films.


00:31:46.080 --> 00:31:48.149
>> I'm excited, y'all. Stay tuned


00:31:48.159 --> 00:31:49.909
>> cuz you know The Mime, they don't have


00:31:49.919 --> 00:31:54.710
on Netflix. Do they have silent movies?


00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:56.149
>> It's very hard.


00:31:56.159 --> 00:31:56.870
>> Silent


00:31:56.880 --> 00:31:57.669
>> silent movie.


00:31:57.679 --> 00:31:59.509
>> It's very, you just have the music, no


00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:01.430
talking. So, you know, it's very hard to


00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:03.909
do. It looks like it's not hard to do.


00:32:03.919 --> 00:32:05.909
>> That would be like kind of cool because,


00:32:05.919 --> 00:32:08.149
you know, there is a lot of uh deaf


00:32:08.159 --> 00:32:11.750
people. So it would go popular because


00:32:11.760 --> 00:32:13.750
nobody really makes them


00:32:13.760 --> 00:32:15.669
>> because it's very hard to make


00:32:15.679 --> 00:32:17.509
>> and in this think about it in this


00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:19.350
modern age


00:32:19.360 --> 00:32:23.669
>> this YouTube and social media 64,000


00:32:23.679 --> 00:32:26.070
people liked that short as a number one


00:32:26.080 --> 00:32:28.070
short that we have the teaser short for


00:32:28.080 --> 00:32:30.070
that movie the one the homeless guy in


00:32:30.080 --> 00:32:31.190
the park


00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:33.269
>> so it's got a million views over the


00:32:33.279 --> 00:32:35.029
weekend last weekend


00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:37.669
>> so imagine in this time and age with the


00:32:37.679 --> 00:32:38.630
social media


00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:41.590
that people were watching a silent short


00:32:41.600 --> 00:32:43.830
with no words.


00:32:43.840 --> 00:32:46.310
>> That's how good it is. And the film too


00:32:46.320 --> 00:32:47.909
and the one the comedic one where I'm


00:32:47.919 --> 00:32:50.070
going to the market. You saw that one.


00:32:50.080 --> 00:32:50.950
>> I think


00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:52.789
>> people like that one. But this one's


00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:55.029
going to be very very emotional. The one


00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:55.909
coming up


00:32:55.919 --> 00:32:56.789
>> and Netflix.


00:32:56.799 --> 00:32:58.630
>> Do you relate to any of these?


00:32:58.640 --> 00:32:59.509
>> The characters.


00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:00.070
>> Yeah. Like


00:33:00.080 --> 00:33:01.830
>> I really get into the character whatever


00:33:01.840 --> 00:33:02.789
character I play.


00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:05.830
>> Yeah. I would have been like u the type


00:33:05.840 --> 00:33:08.950
of movies I like is


00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:10.710
Byron


00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:13.430
like those ghetto ass like media. Hey uh


00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.029
Tyler Perry, if you ever want me to be


00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:18.230
in one of your movies, I'm down. Or if


00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:19.909
you ever want me to be in like a drug


00:33:19.919 --> 00:33:22.549
robber killing, let me be in that.


00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:25.750
>> Why don't you play the mom of the kid


00:33:25.760 --> 00:33:29.269
>> in my movie coming up where uh you know


00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:31.830
the baby gets lost. You could be the mom


00:33:31.840 --> 00:33:35.509
of the baby. Okay. Like I'm sad.


00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:37.269
>> Well, yeah. The baby got lost.


00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:38.870
>> It's one scene. It's going to be at


00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:40.950
Orchid Ranch. And if you want to play


00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:43.990
the mom of the baby that gets lost.


00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:44.389
>> Mhm.


00:33:44.399 --> 00:33:45.990
>> And then I have a scene where I'm just


00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:47.909
thinking about how I lost the baby. And


00:33:47.919 --> 00:33:50.230
then I think about you, the mom, but can


00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:51.590
you I don't think you would be good for


00:33:51.600 --> 00:33:52.070
it.


00:33:52.080 --> 00:33:53.669
>> Yeah.


00:33:53.679 --> 00:33:55.029
Yeah. I Yeah. I don't know.


00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:57.669
>> Can you I don't know if you can play the


00:33:57.679 --> 00:33:58.549
scene or not.


00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:00.310
>> Yeah. I was like I don't know cuz I


00:34:00.320 --> 00:34:01.830
don't think it would fit


00:34:01.840 --> 00:34:04.230
>> it. It might, but you can't dress like


00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:05.029
that.


00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:05.350
>> Yeah,


00:34:05.360 --> 00:34:07.110
>> like you just came from the Walmart or


00:34:07.120 --> 00:34:08.710
something. No, I'm kidding. You look so


00:34:08.720 --> 00:34:10.869
[ __ ] good. You got to dress like a a


00:34:10.879 --> 00:34:11.669
naan.


00:34:11.679 --> 00:34:13.030
>> Yeah, I see.


00:34:13.040 --> 00:34:14.710
>> Can you You have like long pants and


00:34:14.720 --> 00:34:16.550
stuff. You have it in your wardrobe.


00:34:16.560 --> 00:34:17.669
>> Anything shake?


00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:18.389
>> Yeah. And what?


00:34:18.399 --> 00:34:20.310
>> It just depends on hair. Like what would


00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:23.190
you like the hair to be like?


00:34:23.200 --> 00:34:25.829
>> I think that hair is good.


00:34:25.839 --> 00:34:28.069
>> My hair in a ponytail. Yeah.


00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:30.310
>> You want to be in the movie? I know


00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:32.869
Tyler Perry. I didn't tell you. I know


00:34:32.879 --> 00:34:35.430
him and I know I know the people who do


00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:36.950
his music.


00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:38.950
>> So my previous guy John


00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:39.510
>> Yeah.


00:34:39.520 --> 00:34:42.629
>> his brother works for the guy who does


00:34:42.639 --> 00:34:44.950
all of Tyler Perry music for all the


00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:45.349
movies.


00:34:45.359 --> 00:34:46.710
>> The darkkinned guy.


00:34:46.720 --> 00:34:47.829
>> Yeah. Tyler Perry.


00:34:47.839 --> 00:34:49.909
>> No, Tyler Perry is not dark skin. I'm


00:34:49.919 --> 00:34:51.349
talking about the dark skin. He's


00:34:51.359 --> 00:34:53.669
>> No, he's brown. Uh the one you had over


00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:54.470
here.


00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:56.550
>> The guy you said the dark he's the dark


00:34:56.560 --> 00:34:57.270
skin. No,


00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.670
>> no, no, no, no. Remember the guy


00:34:59.680 --> 00:35:01.910
>> who the one the big big buff guy.


00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:02.470
>> It's so funny.


00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:04.230
>> The big buff guy. Sabu.


00:35:04.240 --> 00:35:04.630
>> Yeah.


00:35:04.640 --> 00:35:05.990
>> Leave him. He has a girlfriend. Leave


00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:08.150
him alone. Just think about me.


00:35:08.160 --> 00:35:10.150
>> What do you mean Sabu? I'm funny. Sabu


00:35:10.160 --> 00:35:11.750
can't make you laugh.


00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:12.950
>> Sabu.


00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:13.270
>> Sab.


00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:14.470
>> Are we really talking about the same as


00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:15.109
Sabu?


00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:16.790
>> He's the one who referred you to the


00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:18.870
mechanic. Were you looking for a


00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:20.630
mechanic? He's the one who said, "I'll


00:35:20.640 --> 00:35:22.550
hook her up." And it gave me the


00:35:22.560 --> 00:35:23.030
>> Oh,


00:35:23.040 --> 00:35:25.589
>> that mechanic is Saboo's the big buff


00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:27.589
guy that was on my show like four times.


00:35:27.599 --> 00:35:30.150
Yeah, he's fine. He has a girl, so it


00:35:30.160 --> 00:35:31.030
doesn't matter. I'm sorry.


00:35:31.040 --> 00:35:33.349
>> Oh, and she's she's uh tough.


00:35:33.359 --> 00:35:36.630
>> Oh, he's so ugly. He's so not my type.


00:35:36.640 --> 00:35:38.069
>> He likes white girls.


00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:41.190
>> Oh, yeah. He's ugly as hell.


00:35:41.200 --> 00:35:44.069
>> She's very nice lady. She's very nice. I


00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:45.829
wish that my wife was a little bit like


00:35:45.839 --> 00:35:47.670
her because when we had we were running


00:35:47.680 --> 00:35:50.550
Sabu and I were running in Camaro 5K.


00:35:50.560 --> 00:35:51.270
>> Oh, yeah.


00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:52.950
>> Yeah. So, the day before he's like, "You


00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:54.390
know what? I'm gonna have, you know, you


00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:56.790
have the the racing number, the bib.


00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:57.349
>> Oh, yeah.


00:35:57.359 --> 00:35:58.870
>> So, I'm like, I'll pick it up early in


00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:01.030
the morning at the 5K when we go. He's


00:36:01.040 --> 00:36:03.430
like, "No, no, no. Uh, I have my my girl


00:36:03.440 --> 00:36:04.710
is going to go pick it up. She's going


00:36:04.720 --> 00:36:06.950
to go and drive all the way to Camaro


00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:08.870
just to pick up your bib and my bib,


00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:09.990
too."


00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:12.150
>> And then, uh, she did. I'm like, "Oh,


00:36:12.160 --> 00:36:14.069
look, my wife. I have to do all the


00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:16.950
errands for her." And she went for him


00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:19.510
and for me. And then she was like his


00:36:19.520 --> 00:36:21.270
assistant, just like I'm my wife's


00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:24.230
assistant. his fine girl.


00:36:24.240 --> 00:36:26.069
>> She's like, "Okay, she she was texting


00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:28.470
me. This is uh you know, go to your uh


00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:30.069
she was telling me like what to do on


00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:31.109
the


00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:35.190
>> to um uh go into the account and get my


00:36:35.200 --> 00:36:37.030
registration number."


00:36:37.040 --> 00:36:38.550
>> And she was sending me a bunch of


00:36:38.560 --> 00:36:41.750
pictures of me and Sabu at the at the 5K


00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:44.230
and she had it in a folder and she's


00:36:44.240 --> 00:36:45.829
like, "Oh my god." And that's and she


00:36:45.839 --> 00:36:46.870
looks good, too.


00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:48.470
>> He's got a good girl.


00:36:48.480 --> 00:36:50.710
>> Yeah. I They're marriage material. I


00:36:50.720 --> 00:36:52.069
told him, "Don't let that one go."


00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:54.790
>> Wait, so did he propose yet?


00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:55.750
>> No, I don't know.


00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:57.190
>> Oh, we over here kicking.


00:36:57.200 --> 00:36:58.710
>> He might be the type that doesn't


00:36:58.720 --> 00:37:00.870
propose. I hope not. I know a lot of


00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:02.150
friends, they don't propose, they just


00:37:02.160 --> 00:37:03.829
live with the girl


00:37:03.839 --> 00:37:05.750
>> and you know, I hope they get together.


00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:07.030
She loves him.


00:37:07.040 --> 00:37:08.630
>> They a lot of times when they live with


00:37:08.640 --> 00:37:10.550
a girl and they got everything already,


00:37:10.560 --> 00:37:12.310
they don't feel the need because it's


00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:12.710
like,


00:37:12.720 --> 00:37:14.550
>> but the girl wants to get married.


00:37:14.560 --> 00:37:16.069
>> I know. But they they don't feel the


00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:17.750
need because what the difference would


00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:19.190
be. But there would be a lot of


00:37:19.200 --> 00:37:21.990
difference. Trust. However, that's how


00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:23.430
dudes think. I think


00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:26.069
>> it's a horrible. That's not me. I got on


00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:28.230
my knee and I did a oneh hour proposal


00:37:28.240 --> 00:37:28.870
to my wife.


00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:29.589
>> One hour.


00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.109
>> One full hour. I read


00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:33.190
>> slap the [ __ ] I run it up.


00:37:33.200 --> 00:37:35.270
>> So then she said, "No, she was crying


00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:36.790
and she said, "Oh, you're on your knee.


00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:38.230
Everyone's going to at Flemings.


00:37:38.240 --> 00:37:39.510
Everyone's going to see." Cuz we're in


00:37:39.520 --> 00:37:41.990
the VIP room which has glass all around.


00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:43.510
>> And at the time before they remodeled,


00:37:43.520 --> 00:37:45.349
there's a million tables all around us.


00:37:45.359 --> 00:37:47.190
We're in the center in the it's a wine


00:37:47.200 --> 00:37:49.589
room. VIP with glass. Now they have the


00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:51.510
they remodeled and the VIP is in the


00:37:51.520 --> 00:37:52.390
corner.


00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:54.470
>> So every time I go I get the VIP and you


00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:56.390
know the wine room just for me and my


00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:59.109
gal, you know, my wife and then uh just


00:37:59.119 --> 00:37:59.990
like they [clears throat] treat me like


00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:01.670
a superstar, which I am.


00:38:01.680 --> 00:38:02.069
>> Yeah.


00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:02.550
>> Right.


00:38:02.560 --> 00:38:03.750
>> Absolutely.


00:38:03.760 --> 00:38:05.510
>> So yeah. So I'm like, "Don't worry, no


00:38:05.520 --> 00:38:07.030
one's watching. No one's watching us


00:38:07.040 --> 00:38:07.750
right now."


00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:10.710
>> But after I proposed, like after like a


00:38:10.720 --> 00:38:12.150
dozen girls, oh, let me look at that


00:38:12.160 --> 00:38:13.349
ring, girl.


00:38:13.359 --> 00:38:16.470
>> Everybody was looking.


00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:18.550
>> Yeah. I remember what I told her.


00:38:18.560 --> 00:38:19.910
>> What do you say?


00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:21.109
>> You want to do it now?


00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:22.069
>> No.


00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:23.910
>> I know you want it.


00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:24.390
>> No.


00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:25.990
>> Another day in private. So, we're not


00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:29.109
live in private. I don't want No.


00:38:29.119 --> 00:38:30.630
>> It's going to be good.


00:38:30.640 --> 00:38:31.589
>> You're going to enjoy it.


00:38:31.599 --> 00:38:36.710
>> That's cool, though. I I want like um


00:38:36.720 --> 00:38:38.950
What type of cut did you get her?


00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:41.270
>> It was a really expensive one.


00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:43.030
>> I don't care about the price. What type


00:38:43.040 --> 00:38:43.910
of cut?


00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:45.109
>> It was like a big one.


00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.270
>> Like the box one? A big one.


00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:47.829
>> I like that.


00:38:47.839 --> 00:38:50.310
>> A real two. A G-rated. G- rated. So it's


00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:52.150
clear. Good one. G-rated.


00:38:52.160 --> 00:38:52.950
>> Okay. Yeah.


00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:54.470
>> You know about the numbers.


00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:55.430
>> Hell no.


00:38:55.440 --> 00:38:57.030
>> G is like one of the best ones you can


00:38:57.040 --> 00:38:57.670
get.


00:38:57.680 --> 00:38:57.990
>> Oh,


00:38:58.000 --> 00:38:59.589
>> and it's not a blood diamond either. If


00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:01.349
you're thinking


00:39:01.359 --> 00:39:02.069
it's authentic.


00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:03.990
>> What if I had a black? Damn. I'm going


00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:05.750
to a wedding. I'm flying out. Um,


00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:08.150
>> you have a black dress. You told me.


00:39:08.160 --> 00:39:09.829
>> My mama bought the black dress, but I


00:39:09.839 --> 00:39:10.950
have to go find another one.


00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:13.030
>> You told me you're flying out Wednesday.


00:39:13.040 --> 00:39:15.910
Um, Thursday morning.


00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:17.670
>> You want me to be your Uber?


00:39:17.680 --> 00:39:18.630
>> No.


00:39:18.640 --> 00:39:19.589
>> You good?


00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:20.230
>> No.


00:39:20.240 --> 00:39:22.550
>> Isn't it so nice? I I considered you and


00:39:22.560 --> 00:39:24.550
taking you to the airport.


00:39:24.560 --> 00:39:25.190
>> I'm not going to just


00:39:25.200 --> 00:39:26.470
>> Who's to say you would have really did


00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:27.510
it, but


00:39:27.520 --> 00:39:29.510
>> Oh, you know I'm your puppy. I'll run to


00:39:29.520 --> 00:39:30.710
you. I'm not like the


00:39:30.720 --> 00:39:31.910
>> Why would you b


00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:33.670
>> I know if you had a black boyfriend, he


00:39:33.680 --> 00:39:35.910
would just take you to the flyway and


00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:37.670
make and make you pay to get on the


00:39:37.680 --> 00:39:37.990
shuttle.


00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:40.390
>> You know what's funny? Why my mama say?


00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:42.550
She was like, "I might just take it to


00:39:42.560 --> 00:39:45.670
the flyway cuz our She was like, "Our uh


00:39:45.680 --> 00:39:48.950
plane flies out at 9 9:00 a.m." And I'm


00:39:48.960 --> 00:39:50.550
like, "Oh, it would be at 3:00 a.m. that


00:39:50.560 --> 00:39:52.950
you would take me." And then she was


00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:54.950
like, "I don't know. I'll see. I I'm


00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:57.750
like, "All right, black people are so


00:39:57.760 --> 00:39:58.310
annoying."


00:39:58.320 --> 00:39:59.270
>> Bobby, [clears throat] this is turning


00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:00.790
red. This is flashing red.


00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:01.190
>> Yeah.


00:40:01.200 --> 00:40:01.750
>> What?


00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:02.550
>> You know that?


00:40:02.560 --> 00:40:03.430
>> Oh, this one?


00:40:03.440 --> 00:40:05.109
>> Yeah. Did you know you're you're


00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:06.069
>> Is it dying?


00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:07.430
>> No, I don't know. It's Bobby's job.


00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:09.270
Bobby, why is it turning red?


00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:11.750
>> Uh, looks fine to me.


00:40:11.760 --> 00:40:15.270
>> Yeah, the bars. It's not It's not hot.


00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:16.710
>> I low key got to take a [ __ ]


00:40:16.720 --> 00:40:18.550
>> Oh, hold on. You got to take a [ __ ]


00:40:18.560 --> 00:40:19.829
>> Yeah, the coffee, dude.


00:40:19.839 --> 00:40:21.349
>> Hold on. Hold on. So, you want to take a


00:40:21.359 --> 00:40:23.030
break and take a [ __ ] and then we come


00:40:23.040 --> 00:40:24.870
back and play the farting game. The


00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:26.310
[ __ ] ugly game.


00:40:26.320 --> 00:40:27.510
>> Oh, you're going to love that. Now,


00:40:27.520 --> 00:40:28.950
we're getting to the real [ __ ]


00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:30.310
>> Let me make sure it comes out. All


00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:31.430
right, let's go.


00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:36.230
>> Okay. Okay, let's take a break.


00:40:36.240 --> 00:48:35.430
So


00:48:35.440 --> 00:48:37.109
It's going to be like opposite of Oreo,


00:48:37.119 --> 00:48:39.349
right? So, if in the middle of the night


00:48:39.359 --> 00:48:42.069
I wake up like I look, I turn over and I


00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:43.670
see you.


00:48:43.680 --> 00:48:45.109
>> When I see my wife, I'm like, "Oh my


00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:47.670
god, she needs to wake up to to bed."


00:48:47.680 --> 00:48:48.549
>> Bobby,


00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:49.109
>> what's up?


00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:50.230
>> You do a favor.


00:48:50.240 --> 00:48:50.710
>> Of course.


00:48:50.720 --> 00:48:52.470
>> Can you take a picture of us?


00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:52.950
>> Heck yeah.


00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:55.270
>> Take like um 10. And you can just click


00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:55.829
click click.


00:48:55.839 --> 00:49:00.630
>> How was my toilet? It was nice.


00:49:00.640 --> 00:49:03.270
>> You know, I have a I have a toilet that


00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:04.230
it broke.


00:49:04.240 --> 00:49:05.670
>> You can take from that.


00:49:05.680 --> 00:49:07.349
>> So, it's a $5,000 [clears throat] toilet


00:49:07.359 --> 00:49:07.990
that has the


00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:09.349
>> I actually want to pose.


00:49:09.359 --> 00:49:10.309
>> Okay.


00:49:10.319 --> 00:49:13.589
>> Oh, I know. Like this. What the [ __ ]


00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:15.109
>> Oh, that's just a neighbor. It's an


00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:16.710
80-year-old [ __ ] across the


00:49:16.720 --> 00:49:18.470
street. Across the thing.


00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:19.990
>> He's just throwing out the garbage and


00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:21.829
[ __ ] Don't be scared. He's like 20 feet


00:49:21.839 --> 00:49:24.069
away. It sounds like he's closer. Oh, me


00:49:24.079 --> 00:49:30.150
too.


00:49:30.160 --> 00:49:30.790
>> Yeah, there you go.


00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:32.950
>> I have one.


00:49:32.960 --> 00:49:34.309
>> All right.


00:49:34.319 --> 00:49:36.069
>> Oh, wait. One more.


00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:40.630
>> Do it again.


00:49:40.640 --> 00:49:41.910
>> Okay, that's good.


00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:43.910
>> Thank you very much. [sighs]


00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:46.710
>> Oh my gosh, this guy's 85 years old. He


00:49:46.720 --> 00:49:47.589
wears a like a


00:49:47.599 --> 00:49:48.710
>> Oh, that's cute.


00:49:48.720 --> 00:49:50.150
>> Yeah, I love it. Oh, can you send it to


00:49:50.160 --> 00:49:50.470
me?


00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:50.870
>> Yeah,


00:49:50.880 --> 00:49:53.510
>> I love that. Please. the cameras.


00:49:53.520 --> 00:49:54.230
>> Thank you, Bobby.


00:49:54.240 --> 00:49:55.670
>> So, let me know when we're live.


00:49:55.680 --> 00:49:56.150
>> We are live.


00:49:56.160 --> 00:49:57.910
>> We are. Everyone's looking right now.


00:49:57.920 --> 00:49:58.710
Okay, good.


00:49:58.720 --> 00:50:00.069
>> You look like a crackhead right there.


00:50:00.079 --> 00:50:02.150
>> So, I feel like a crackhead with this


00:50:02.160 --> 00:50:05.510
[ __ ] YouTube not giving me my data,


00:50:05.520 --> 00:50:07.750
you know? Who knows what else they're


00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:10.230
doing? [laughter] I can get to 1 million


00:50:10.240 --> 00:50:12.790
subscribers by October if I wanted.


00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:13.510
>> I like that.


00:50:13.520 --> 00:50:14.950
>> But I'm not going to because I don't


00:50:14.960 --> 00:50:16.230
need that confirmation. It's all about


00:50:16.240 --> 00:50:18.309
confirmation now. So, I can go to


00:50:18.319 --> 00:50:21.589
400,000 500,000 at will at my will at a


00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:23.270
million. But but I don't need that


00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:24.630
confirmation cuz it's not going to give


00:50:24.640 --> 00:50:27.349
me confirmation. I want the next


00:50:27.359 --> 00:50:30.630
confirmation is uh watch hours like you


00:50:30.640 --> 00:50:32.549
said from your mouth straight to God


00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:35.430
that this platform is going to allow us


00:50:35.440 --> 00:50:38.069
to go to whatever silent films on


00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:40.230
Netflix. They don't have that [ __ ]


00:50:40.240 --> 00:50:42.230
>> And people love it. They're crazy. It's


00:50:42.240 --> 00:50:44.630
hard to do. It's hard to do. You don't


00:50:44.640 --> 00:50:46.630
see other actors doing it


00:50:46.640 --> 00:50:48.150
>> because if it was easy, they would do


00:50:48.160 --> 00:50:50.309
it. And when I do it, it's


00:50:50.319 --> 00:50:51.670
>> easy. Everybody would do it.


00:50:51.680 --> 00:50:55.349
>> Exactly. It's not easy at all. So feel


00:50:55.359 --> 00:50:58.870
free to um you know, use my bathroom. My


00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:00.390
bathroom is your bathroom. My house


00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:01.430
>> lose his bathroom.


00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:02.710
>> My house is your house.


00:51:02.720 --> 00:51:03.910
>> Though


00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:06.309
>> look, so like uh if something happens to


00:51:06.319 --> 00:51:08.230
my wife, god forbid, cuz our kids are


00:51:08.240 --> 00:51:12.309
still little. Um you like this house.


00:51:12.319 --> 00:51:14.150
>> It belongs to my wife, but you can come


00:51:14.160 --> 00:51:16.950
over anytime. [laughter]


00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:20.549
Anytime. The patio is your all yours.


00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:22.470
>> I had a coworker the other day tell me,


00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:24.950
"Oh, my wife's out of town. If you want


00:51:24.960 --> 00:51:26.390
me to teach you guitar,


00:51:26.400 --> 00:51:28.549
>> what a [ __ ] [ __ ]


00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:30.470
>> She'd be in town. Why you teach me?"


00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:32.150
>> She's got big You got big Tony. You


00:51:32.160 --> 00:51:33.670
don't need some other [ __ ]


00:51:33.680 --> 00:51:34.470
>> Big tone.


00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:36.710
>> That's me. That's all you need.


00:51:36.720 --> 00:51:38.309
>> Let's play the farting game.


00:51:38.319 --> 00:51:39.589
>> Oh,


00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:41.510
>> I promised everyone the farting game.


00:51:41.520 --> 00:51:43.430
So, I told Bobby, "Come up with some


00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:45.109
games. We're gonna be on live stream for


00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:46.549
a while. We don't want people to get


00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:48.309
bored. come up with some games. Bobby,


00:51:48.319 --> 00:51:49.670
>> how long are we going to be on?


00:51:49.680 --> 00:51:51.349
>> Watch. I I guarantee you he didn't come


00:51:51.359 --> 00:51:52.710
up with [ __ ] Did you come up with any


00:51:52.720 --> 00:51:53.270
games?


00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:54.710
>> Why would you say that?


00:51:54.720 --> 00:51:56.309
>> Because two and a half months I'm


00:51:56.319 --> 00:51:57.670
telling him, you got to do this, you got


00:51:57.680 --> 00:51:58.470
to do that.


00:51:58.480 --> 00:51:59.829
>> I thought you were writing the show.


00:51:59.839 --> 00:52:02.790
>> You see? So, he wants me to come up with


00:52:02.800 --> 00:52:05.030
the jokes. Something that 8 billion


00:52:05.040 --> 00:52:07.109
people can do. He wants me to be


00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:07.910
>> I got a joke right now.


00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:09.750
>> One out of eight billion. And you see


00:52:09.760 --> 00:52:11.190
that? And I said, "Come up." And you


00:52:11.200 --> 00:52:12.950
know what he did? Thumbs up. He gave me


00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:14.549
a pink heart,


00:52:14.559 --> 00:52:14.870
>> right?


00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:16.549
>> Oh, so you asked me. So I thought he was


00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:18.309
yeah I'm like come up with some games


00:52:18.319 --> 00:52:20.630
you know that's the you know


00:52:20.640 --> 00:52:23.589
>> synergy is not all me. Why all me?


00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:25.510
>> I need support. I don't get it from my


00:52:25.520 --> 00:52:27.589
kids or my wife. At least Bobby give me


00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:28.630
some support.


00:52:28.640 --> 00:52:29.910
>> You haven't come up with one game.


00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:30.549
>> Bobby.


00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:31.990
>> Thank god they came up with the farting


00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:32.390
game.


00:52:32.400 --> 00:52:32.790
>> Bobby.


00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:34.950
>> I I came up with that [ __ ]


00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:35.829
>> The farting game.


00:52:35.839 --> 00:52:36.470
>> No. Bobby.


00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:37.750
>> We ain't


00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:39.829
>> Bobby is real. No, we're not going to


00:52:39.839 --> 00:52:41.030
say his real name cuz he doesn't want


00:52:41.040 --> 00:52:42.549
to. We're going to respect his privacy


00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:44.069
and all that [ __ ]


00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:46.390
But when he's wins the award for editing


00:52:46.400 --> 00:52:47.829
for my show next month, we'll find out


00:52:47.839 --> 00:52:49.829
the end of September that his name his


00:52:49.839 --> 00:52:51.589
real name is going to be all over the


00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:53.510
internet with the cookies.


00:52:53.520 --> 00:52:55.829
>> These guys finished film school. How do


00:52:55.839 --> 00:52:57.109
they not know about the internet and


00:52:57.119 --> 00:52:58.150
YouTube and all that stuff?


00:52:58.160 --> 00:52:59.829
>> I mean, they don't teach you that.


00:52:59.839 --> 00:53:01.349
>> And he told me, I've been watching


00:53:01.359 --> 00:53:02.870
YouTube my whole life. I guess he's just


00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:04.470
watching it, consuming it. He doesn't


00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:05.030
know about it.


00:53:05.040 --> 00:53:05.990
>> You're talking about Bobby?


00:53:06.000 --> 00:53:07.349
>> Yeah. And he didn't want to learn


00:53:07.359 --> 00:53:09.109
either. He didn't want to learn from day


00:53:09.119 --> 00:53:11.349
one. Oh, when he got hired, he said,


00:53:11.359 --> 00:53:12.710
"Well, I don't know this and I don't


00:53:12.720 --> 00:53:14.710
know that." And I said, "Much respect."


00:53:14.720 --> 00:53:17.349
Because John didn't know anything. And


00:53:17.359 --> 00:53:19.750
he didn't want to learn anything.


00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:21.750
>> So, the first thing he said at the


00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:23.270
interview, that's why I heard Bobby


00:53:23.280 --> 00:53:24.870
right away. He said, "I want to learn.


00:53:24.880 --> 00:53:26.390
I'm going to learn."


00:53:26.400 --> 00:53:27.910
>> But he didn't learn [ __ ]


00:53:27.920 --> 00:53:29.910
>> Two and a half months now. Finally.


00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:32.549
Finally, he's learning. Finally, he's


00:53:32.559 --> 00:53:34.069
getting to the point where I love his


00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:35.670
work. He cares.


00:53:35.680 --> 00:53:37.109
>> Two and a half [ __ ] months. I'm


00:53:37.119 --> 00:53:39.349
talking to him about you got to do off


00:53:39.359 --> 00:53:40.390
the string, right?


00:53:40.400 --> 00:53:42.790
>> No. Why? I'm I'm saying good things. I'm


00:53:42.800 --> 00:53:44.230
saying he finally got to the point where


00:53:44.240 --> 00:53:44.790
he's good.


00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:47.030
>> People want to work for you. Okay,


00:53:47.040 --> 00:53:47.750
remember that.


00:53:47.760 --> 00:53:49.430
>> My whole life, nobody's ever wanted to


00:53:49.440 --> 00:53:50.230
work with me.


00:53:50.240 --> 00:53:51.910
>> Okay, I see why.


00:53:51.920 --> 00:53:54.309
>> So, I always get fired or I quit the


00:53:54.319 --> 00:53:56.470
first day and everybody always hates me


00:53:56.480 --> 00:53:57.990
on the job, but now I'm the [ __ ]


00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:01.750
boss. So, now I want to like they they


00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:03.430
can't go anywhere. They love this show.


00:54:03.440 --> 00:54:04.870
They know there's no comedy podcast


00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:06.710
after this one. That's it. That's it.


00:54:06.720 --> 00:54:08.390
They're going back to Nickelodeon. Teen


00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:09.270
Wolf


00:54:09.280 --> 00:54:10.549
>> whatever [ __ ]


00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:11.829
>> Okay, let's have a big


00:54:11.839 --> 00:54:13.190
>> We're on, right? We're on. Right. You're


00:54:13.200 --> 00:54:14.069
not showing this [ __ ] off


00:54:14.079 --> 00:54:14.710
>> or Disney.


00:54:14.720 --> 00:54:15.430
>> Yeah, we're still on.


00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:17.990
>> Oh, but that what did he the other day?


00:54:18.000 --> 00:54:20.549
Oh, so you said the n-word, so I didn't


00:54:20.559 --> 00:54:22.309
tell you about this one. So, last night


00:54:22.319 --> 00:54:23.990
I'm like, no, you can say it as much as


00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:25.430
you want. Freedom of speech. I love it.


00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:26.710
>> I know. I'm black.


00:54:26.720 --> 00:54:28.470
>> So, exactly. So, I can say Jews or


00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:29.990
[ __ ] because I'm Jewish.


00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:31.750
>> Yeah. So, I'm like, I'm not going to


00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:33.750
look at He did four shorts from our


00:54:33.760 --> 00:54:35.349
previous show, and I'm like, I'm not


00:54:35.359 --> 00:54:36.710
going to look at those four shorts until


00:54:36.720 --> 00:54:38.069
after our live stream because I know


00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:39.750
it's going to put me in a big a bad mood


00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:41.750
cuz I know he he did something that I'm


00:54:41.760 --> 00:54:43.030
not going to like. I know it.


00:54:43.040 --> 00:54:45.670
>> You know, we the power of the tongue is


00:54:45.680 --> 00:54:46.710
powerful.


00:54:46.720 --> 00:54:47.109
>> So,


00:54:47.119 --> 00:54:48.950
>> so whatever you thinking, it might


00:54:48.960 --> 00:54:49.670
happen. Of course.


00:54:49.680 --> 00:54:51.589
>> No, it's it's not that. So, he did one


00:54:51.599 --> 00:54:53.349
where he didn't trim it the way I liked.


00:54:53.359 --> 00:54:54.790
I didn't I'm just telling him this for


00:54:54.800 --> 00:54:58.390
the first time. And then, uh, we're on.


00:54:58.400 --> 00:55:00.870
>> Okay. So, um, you say the n-word in one


00:55:00.880 --> 00:55:01.510
short.


00:55:01.520 --> 00:55:02.790
>> Mhm.


00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:05.750
>> And he he blocked it in the wording,


00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:08.230
which is fine, but I want you to


00:55:08.240 --> 00:55:11.030
verbally say it in the short.


00:55:11.040 --> 00:55:12.390
>> Did you tell him?


00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:14.870
>> No, I'm just telling him now. He said,


00:55:14.880 --> 00:55:17.990
"Wait a minute. Two and a half months."


00:55:18.000 --> 00:55:20.710
I always tell him all day long. Text me


00:55:20.720 --> 00:55:22.470
for clarification. You want to know


00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:24.230
something? Just text me. Call me all day


00:55:24.240 --> 00:55:26.630
long. Don't hesitate. Don't make a


00:55:26.640 --> 00:55:28.950
decision on your own. collaborate. I'm


00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:31.030
not a dictator. I want to help.


00:55:31.040 --> 00:55:33.430
>> So when I collaborate with


00:55:33.440 --> 00:55:35.910
>> I always said his real name, Tommy,


00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:37.670
>> it comes out good like the film we just


00:55:37.680 --> 00:55:38.549
did, right?


00:55:38.559 --> 00:55:41.190
>> But he doesn't. So So he blocks out the


00:55:41.200 --> 00:55:43.829
nword, which is fine. That's good. But I


00:55:43.839 --> 00:55:45.750
want you to verbally say it. He muted


00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:48.069
you on that word. I'm like, "No, don't


00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:50.549
mute her. Let her say that word." How


00:55:50.559 --> 00:55:51.750
many times have you said that word in


00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:53.750
the seven shows you've done? Many.


00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:54.549
>> I didn't mute it.


00:55:54.559 --> 00:55:55.030
>> You did.


00:55:55.040 --> 00:55:57.349
>> You just said it quietly. No, you can't


00:55:57.359 --> 00:55:58.390
hear her say it.


00:55:58.400 --> 00:55:59.430
>> I don't know if


00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:01.109
>> you've said it like 20 time. You've said


00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:04.390
it 20 times. YouTube is okay with it.


00:56:04.400 --> 00:56:06.549
>> So, if YouTube is okay with it, then


00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:07.589
that's good.


00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:09.670
>> Well, they he probably didn't know. I


00:56:09.680 --> 00:56:11.190
think he did a good thing. I think it


00:56:11.200 --> 00:56:12.789
was just probably miscommunication cuz


00:56:12.799 --> 00:56:15.030
you wanted [ __ ]


00:56:15.040 --> 00:56:16.470
>> Well, [laughter]


00:56:16.480 --> 00:56:18.549
so the shorts were short. So, when you


00:56:18.559 --> 00:56:20.630
go to a movie and a movie is an hour 20


00:56:20.640 --> 00:56:21.670
minutes long.


00:56:21.680 --> 00:56:23.750
>> So, because I've written screenplays, I


00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:25.750
know what does that mean? movie is an


00:56:25.760 --> 00:56:27.910
hour 20 minutes. Right away, I know it


00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:29.670
doesn't have a subplot. It's just a main


00:56:29.680 --> 00:56:30.390
plot


00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:32.230
>> and no subplot. Every movie has to have


00:56:32.240 --> 00:56:33.750
two subplots minimum.


00:56:33.760 --> 00:56:35.589
>> So, if it's fleshed out properly with


00:56:35.599 --> 00:56:37.349
subplots, it's going to be an hour 40,


00:56:37.359 --> 00:56:40.309
hour 50, 2 hours. If it's an hour 20,


00:56:40.319 --> 00:56:42.309
I'm like, "Oh, no, it has no subplots."


00:56:42.319 --> 00:56:44.230
So, when he's doing 10-second shorts, I


00:56:44.240 --> 00:56:46.309
know there's no structured punch line


00:56:46.319 --> 00:56:48.309
>> cuz I already know. Turn it to you. Turn


00:56:48.319 --> 00:56:50.630
it to you


00:56:50.640 --> 00:56:53.670
>> and put on three. Turn it Turn it on.


00:56:53.680 --> 00:56:55.349
>> Perfect. Okay, [clears throat] turn it a


00:56:55.359 --> 00:56:57.430
little more toward her.


00:56:57.440 --> 00:56:58.950
>> Okay, you're good now.


00:56:58.960 --> 00:57:02.069
>> So, I know if something is too short, I


00:57:02.079 --> 00:57:03.910
know the jokes I did with you,


00:57:03.920 --> 00:57:05.030
>> and I know they're structured


00:57:05.040 --> 00:57:07.109
punchlines. So, I know it's going to be


00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:09.910
at least 25 to 35 seconds. So, if a


00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:11.750
short is 15 seconds, I know he's not


00:57:11.760 --> 00:57:13.190
using those jokes, but it's okay because


00:57:13.200 --> 00:57:14.789
I know he's using those jokes for other


00:57:14.799 --> 00:57:17.910
material. We did longer material, but


00:57:17.920 --> 00:57:20.710
then I'm thinking, okay, anyways,


00:57:20.720 --> 00:57:22.549
something sometimes, you know, it's not


00:57:22.559 --> 00:57:24.710
trimmed properly, but he'll get it. He


00:57:24.720 --> 00:57:26.870
is a million times better than when he


00:57:26.880 --> 00:57:28.710
started working here. A million times


00:57:28.720 --> 00:57:29.589
better, Bobby.


00:57:29.599 --> 00:57:30.309
>> Yeah.


00:57:30.319 --> 00:57:32.069
>> Yeah. Because of my instruction and my


00:57:32.079 --> 00:57:33.670
training and all that.


00:57:33.680 --> 00:57:35.349
>> Yeah. Am I'm boring you


00:57:35.359 --> 00:57:36.630
>> a little bit.


00:57:36.640 --> 00:57:38.069
>> Let's play the farting game.


00:57:38.079 --> 00:57:40.470
>> What? No. Let's


00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:42.390
>> [ __ ] let one out right now.


00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:44.390
>> No, the farting game is not to fart.


00:57:44.400 --> 00:57:46.470
Wait, no. I [clears throat] got a game.


00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:49.349
Not even a game. Uh, let's play a beat.


00:57:49.359 --> 00:57:51.030
You know how to rap?


00:57:51.040 --> 00:57:53.109
>> No, but you can beatbox and I'll rap.


00:57:53.119 --> 00:57:54.870
I'll rap. Ready? I'll rap.


00:57:54.880 --> 00:57:57.589
>> All right.


00:57:57.599 --> 00:57:59.670
>> Taylor.


00:57:59.680 --> 00:58:01.990
Taylor.


00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:04.630
>> She want to [ __ ] me all day.


00:58:04.640 --> 00:58:06.789
>> Taylor.


00:58:06.799 --> 00:58:09.109
>> Oh, you're so good. You're like a Seven


00:58:09.119 --> 00:58:10.230
Up commercial.


00:58:10.240 --> 00:58:12.390
>> Okay, my turn.


00:58:12.400 --> 00:58:14.150
>> You want me a B box? Give me beat.


00:58:14.160 --> 00:58:15.910
>> I've never done this before, but I'm


00:58:15.920 --> 00:58:17.109
going to try to uh do it.


00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:21.910
>> I'm going to play one.


00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:23.670
>> It's gross.


00:58:23.680 --> 00:58:25.349
>> Hold on.


00:58:25.359 --> 00:58:26.870
>> Did I do it right?


00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:28.470
>> I'VE NEVER TRIED THAT BEFORE.


00:58:28.480 --> 00:58:29.430
>> HORRIBLE.


00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:30.950
>> That was my first time.


00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:31.589
>> Oh, [ __ ]


00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:33.430
>> I remember the first time [ __ ] I was


00:58:33.440 --> 00:58:35.190
just ripping off the [ __ ] I wasn't even


00:58:35.200 --> 00:58:35.829
in there.


00:58:35.839 --> 00:58:38.390
>> He was the one that go like this.


00:58:38.400 --> 00:58:40.230
>> Oh, no. My tongue goes out. Oh, your


00:58:40.240 --> 00:58:42.069
tongue doesn't go out. Guys, no. I can't


00:58:42.079 --> 00:58:43.589
put my tongue out because


00:58:43.599 --> 00:58:44.710
>> mine doesn't go out either.


00:58:44.720 --> 00:58:46.549
>> I've been eating this [ __ ] in coffee, so


00:58:46.559 --> 00:58:48.150
I'm not going to show my tongue.


00:58:48.160 --> 00:58:49.825
>> Oh, but you got a little tongue.


00:58:49.835 --> 00:58:51.589
[laughter] My tongue. Ask my wife. I do


00:58:51.599 --> 00:58:53.829
the alphabet backwards.


00:58:53.839 --> 00:58:55.510
She's like loving it.


00:58:55.520 --> 00:58:57.510
>> No. Okay. Okay. Let me see if I can find


00:58:57.520 --> 00:58:59.270
a quick one.


00:58:59.280 --> 00:59:00.789
>> I'm I'mma really show you.


00:59:00.799 --> 00:59:02.309
>> This is the farting game so people don't


00:59:02.319 --> 00:59:02.789
get bored.


00:59:02.799 --> 00:59:03.670
>> These [ __ ] hell.


00:59:03.680 --> 00:59:06.069
>> Have you ever farted in bed with a guy?


00:59:06.079 --> 00:59:08.390
>> Absolutely. The fart.


00:59:08.400 --> 00:59:10.069
>> Can you fart with me in bed? I don't


00:59:10.079 --> 00:59:13.190
believe in not allowing myself to be a


00:59:13.200 --> 00:59:15.589
human for a man's [ __ ]


00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:18.069
>> Have you ever farted in bed? Everyone's


00:59:18.079 --> 00:59:19.510
going to love this part. This is the


00:59:19.520 --> 00:59:20.789
best part of the game. What?


00:59:20.799 --> 00:59:22.789
>> While he's going down on you.


00:59:22.799 --> 00:59:24.390
>> I queefed. [laughter]


00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:25.349
>> You're what?


00:59:25.359 --> 00:59:27.270
>> I have farted once on accident.


00:59:27.280 --> 00:59:29.030
>> When he's down.


00:59:29.040 --> 00:59:31.430
>> No, not down. Like he was [ __ ] me,


00:59:31.440 --> 00:59:33.829
but like I had did some. What did I I


00:59:33.839 --> 00:59:35.270
think I twooted up my ass up. I was


00:59:35.280 --> 00:59:35.910
like, "Oh,


00:59:35.920 --> 00:59:37.990
>> I was thinking of marrying you. Now


00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:39.990
you're talking about this stuff. Oh


00:59:40.000 --> 00:59:40.390
[ __ ]


00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:41.750
>> You ask me. I'm a human.


00:59:41.760 --> 00:59:43.349
>> Forget it. Forget about it. Forget about


00:59:43.359 --> 00:59:43.750
it.


00:59:43.760 --> 00:59:45.510
>> What am I supposed to do? Suck it back


00:59:45.520 --> 00:59:48.390
in my body and then I get bloated and


00:59:48.400 --> 00:59:50.470
then have bloated cramps


00:59:50.480 --> 00:59:52.230
>> cuz I can't fart in front of you.


00:59:52.240 --> 00:59:53.670
>> Did you ever have your Did you ever


00:59:53.680 --> 00:59:56.470
forget the tampon in your cooch when the


00:59:56.480 --> 00:59:57.829
guy went down and you're like, "I'm


00:59:57.839 --> 00:59:59.670
sorry, the tampon's still down there."


00:59:59.680 --> 01:00:01.109
And he pulls it out with his mouth.


01:00:01.119 --> 01:00:02.549
What's this?


01:00:02.559 --> 01:00:05.349
>> Nah. Have you ever pulled a tampon?


01:00:05.359 --> 01:00:07.510
>> Yes. Oh god.


01:00:07.520 --> 01:00:10.870
>> Like when I was like uh 23, 24, I was


01:00:10.880 --> 01:00:13.030
WITH THIS BLACK GIRL FROM THE Panorama


01:00:13.040 --> 01:00:14.230
City Mall.


01:00:14.240 --> 01:00:15.670
>> Don't blame us.


01:00:15.680 --> 01:00:17.430
>> And I remember she was all she wanted


01:00:17.440 --> 01:00:19.270
was for me to buy her a single cassette.


01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:21.349
Remember the single cassettes?


01:00:21.359 --> 01:00:23.750
>> She wanted uh she wanted LL CoolJ single


01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:25.349
cassette. It was like a $3 little


01:00:25.359 --> 01:00:26.309
cassette.


01:00:26.319 --> 01:00:27.510
>> And she wanted me to take her to


01:00:27.520 --> 01:00:27.910
Denny's.


01:00:27.920 --> 01:00:29.030
>> All right, y'all. I'm looking up a beat.


01:00:29.040 --> 01:00:31.030
>> And her name [clears throat] was Tisha.


01:00:31.040 --> 01:00:32.470
And she would come in the store where I


01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:34.789
worked and she wanted to go out with me.


01:00:34.799 --> 01:00:37.030
But you know what? I was 25 and she was


01:00:37.040 --> 01:00:39.510
I think she was 17. That's Oh [ __ ]


01:00:39.520 --> 01:00:39.910
>> Um


01:00:39.920 --> 01:00:42.230
>> but it was a 100 years ago. No, it's


01:00:42.240 --> 01:00:44.710
okay. It's many years ago. And she still


01:00:44.720 --> 01:00:47.030
had her tampon inside. [ __ ] Tisha.


01:00:47.040 --> 01:00:49.030
>> Hold on y'all.


01:00:49.040 --> 01:00:52.390
We'll see if he can sing for us.


01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:53.750
I don't like this one at all.


01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:56.789
>> Let's play the [ __ ] ugly game. I wish


01:00:56.799 --> 01:00:58.470
Bobby had come up with the game. He


01:00:58.480 --> 01:01:00.549
makes it so hard for me.


01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:02.230
>> You didn't come up with one game for us


01:01:02.240 --> 01:01:03.990
to play?


01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:05.670
>> Okay. Oh, let me do the [ __ ] ugly one


01:01:05.680 --> 01:01:07.670
first.


01:01:07.680 --> 01:01:09.910
>> Have you ever [ __ ] a really ugly guy?


01:01:09.920 --> 01:01:13.270
And how ugly?


01:01:13.280 --> 01:01:14.950
>> Wait, mute it so nobody can hear that.


01:01:14.960 --> 01:01:17.109
>> Hold on. Let me see.


01:01:17.119 --> 01:01:18.309
>> Um,


01:01:18.319 --> 01:01:23.589
>> how ugly was he?


01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:24.630
So, I really have a


01:01:24.640 --> 01:01:27.349
>> How about Okay, the


01:01:27.359 --> 01:01:32.390
Okay, I wouldn't say the last dude,


01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:34.309
>> he wasn't ugly, but he had long hair.


01:01:34.319 --> 01:01:36.789
I'm not attracted to men with long hair,


01:01:36.799 --> 01:01:38.390
but like I was attracted to his


01:01:38.400 --> 01:01:43.589
personality, but he became,


01:01:43.599 --> 01:01:44.870
you know, when somebody do something


01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:46.630
now, you just ugly. Like, I shouldn't


01:01:46.640 --> 01:01:47.990
never even [ __ ] with you.


01:01:48.000 --> 01:01:49.990
>> Yes. Like I you can go out with a


01:01:50.000 --> 01:01:52.069
beautiful person, but if they do


01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:53.670
something bad to their personality, they


01:01:53.680 --> 01:01:54.309
become ugly.


01:01:54.319 --> 01:01:56.630
>> Yeah. Like and he wasn't even my type,


01:01:56.640 --> 01:02:00.390
but it was like I did like him and then


01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:03.910
he just all of a sudden he got big balls


01:02:03.920 --> 01:02:06.789
and just showed his ass. And it was


01:02:06.799 --> 01:02:09.510
like, bro, who the [ __ ] are you? Like I


01:02:09.520 --> 01:02:12.150
this is not even who I liked. And then


01:02:12.160 --> 01:02:14.549
on top of that, he was ugly. So it it


01:02:14.559 --> 01:02:16.150
just it was just like you had the


01:02:16.160 --> 01:02:18.630
audacity. And I don't even like those


01:02:18.640 --> 01:02:22.150
with long hair. So disrespectful.


01:02:22.160 --> 01:02:24.069
>> So that's not really ugly. I went out


01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:25.910
with uh I slept with a girl a million


01:02:25.920 --> 01:02:27.270
years ago. Of course,


01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:30.309
>> she looked exactly like Miss Piggy.


01:02:30.319 --> 01:02:31.270
>> Oh


01:02:31.280 --> 01:02:33.109
>> yeah. And I'm on top of her thinking,


01:02:33.119 --> 01:02:35.430
"Oh my god, she looks exactly like Miss


01:02:35.440 --> 01:02:37.030
Piggy." And of course, I was still


01:02:37.040 --> 01:02:39.078
[ __ ] her.


01:02:39.088 --> 01:02:40.069
[laughter]


01:02:40.079 --> 01:02:41.829
>> And she looked exactly when she got on


01:02:41.839 --> 01:02:43.510
top of me, it was better cuz she looked


01:02:43.520 --> 01:02:44.950
up. So I I [laughter] could just see the


01:02:44.960 --> 01:02:46.789
chin of Miss Piggy. I couldn't see her


01:02:46.799 --> 01:02:48.069
face, but when she was lying on her


01:02:48.079 --> 01:02:49.670
back, I'm like, "That's Miss Piggy."


01:02:49.680 --> 01:02:51.910
>> How did Okay, so how did she pull you?


01:02:51.920 --> 01:02:53.829
What? What did she What was about her?


01:02:53.839 --> 01:02:54.710
What a


01:02:54.720 --> 01:02:56.390
>> She was willing to like about her.


01:02:56.400 --> 01:02:57.109
>> She was willing.


01:02:57.119 --> 01:02:58.549
>> She was willing to [ __ ] you. That's why


01:02:58.559 --> 01:02:59.270
you [ __ ] her.


01:02:59.280 --> 01:03:02.069
>> And she was on her She had a nice booty.


01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:04.549
Nice, you know, chubby booty.


01:03:04.559 --> 01:03:07.670
>> Not too chubby, just a little curvy.


01:03:07.680 --> 01:03:09.589
>> And she didn't even know English, which


01:03:09.599 --> 01:03:10.710
is my favorite.


01:03:10.720 --> 01:03:12.230
>> Y'all [ __ ] anything.


01:03:12.240 --> 01:03:13.990
>> No, that's romantic. Because I would


01:03:14.000 --> 01:03:15.349
tell her I would tell her back in the


01:03:15.359 --> 01:03:18.069
day I would say, "Oh, that's Oh, she had


01:03:18.079 --> 01:03:20.549
like five daughters, too."


01:03:20.559 --> 01:03:21.750
>> Yeah. And none of them were in the


01:03:21.760 --> 01:03:22.870
country.


01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:24.150
>> And I would say, "Oh, you're a wonderful


01:03:24.160 --> 01:03:25.270
daughter. How are your wonderful


01:03:25.280 --> 01:03:25.910
daughters this


01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:27.510
>> Why are you asking about her daughters?"


01:03:27.520 --> 01:03:29.190
>> Cuz I'm trying to be like really nice.


01:03:29.200 --> 01:03:31.190
Like, oh my god, he's really nice. But I


01:03:31.200 --> 01:03:32.789
did I do care, you know? I'm genuine


01:03:32.799 --> 01:03:33.670
like that.


01:03:33.680 --> 01:03:35.270
>> So, right away, she took me to her bed


01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:36.710
right away and she lays on her back and


01:03:36.720 --> 01:03:36.870
she


01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:37.750
>> Oh, she was ready.


01:03:37.760 --> 01:03:39.430
>> Yeah. And so, I got on top of her and


01:03:39.440 --> 01:03:40.549
you know, we're doing it and I'm like,


01:03:40.559 --> 01:03:42.150
"Oh my god." That's when it struck me


01:03:42.160 --> 01:03:43.270
that she looked like Miss Piggy.


01:03:43.280 --> 01:03:45.670
>> You ever made a girl squirt?


01:03:45.680 --> 01:03:46.710
>> Oh, plenty of times.


01:03:46.720 --> 01:03:47.430
>> I know. He love


01:03:47.440 --> 01:03:50.150
>> I'm big Tony. Geez. You think I'm just


01:03:50.160 --> 01:03:52.390
good with jokes? Good with a lot of


01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:53.670
things. No. Look at how you're looking


01:03:53.680 --> 01:03:55.829
at me with the googly eyes. [snorts]


01:03:55.839 --> 01:03:56.549
[ __ ] eyes.


01:03:56.559 --> 01:03:58.230
>> This is not googly eyes.


01:03:58.240 --> 01:03:59.510
>> Okay. I was mistaken.


01:03:59.520 --> 01:04:01.430
>> Yeah. I don't think you made anybody


01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:02.390
squirt.


01:04:02.400 --> 01:04:02.950
>> Have you?


01:04:02.960 --> 01:04:05.029
>> Oh, you're using reverse psychology. I


01:04:05.039 --> 01:04:06.069
know that one.


01:04:06.079 --> 01:04:08.150
>> It ain't reverse psychology. I don't


01:04:08.160 --> 01:04:10.710
think you made anybody squirt. Well,


01:04:10.720 --> 01:04:13.750
these girls are squirting. The the bed


01:04:13.760 --> 01:04:16.019
is like uh like we're drowning.


01:04:16.029 --> 01:04:17.109
[laughter]


01:04:17.119 --> 01:04:20.230
It's wet. The manager of the of the you


01:04:20.240 --> 01:04:21.510
know, they got my credit card. They


01:04:21.520 --> 01:04:23.510
charged me extra. They keep my deposit


01:04:23.520 --> 01:04:25.190
cuz the mattress is all wet.


01:04:25.200 --> 01:04:27.430
>> Buy a water bed.


01:04:27.440 --> 01:04:29.270
>> No, but I laid on one and I think I


01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:30.069
ripped it.


01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:30.390
>> Oh.


01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:32.789
>> And then it went flat.


01:04:32.799 --> 01:04:35.430
>> Maybe I I don't know what I did wrong.


01:04:35.440 --> 01:04:35.910
>> It was


01:04:35.920 --> 01:04:37.670
>> I don't know if I like water beds. I


01:04:37.680 --> 01:04:40.150
feel like I just I'll be drunk all night


01:04:40.160 --> 01:04:41.349
like this.


01:04:41.359 --> 01:04:42.789
>> That's why I got you coffee this


01:04:42.799 --> 01:04:43.829
morning.


01:04:43.839 --> 01:04:45.109
>> You thought I was [ __ ] going to be


01:04:45.119 --> 01:04:45.670
hung over?


01:04:45.680 --> 01:04:46.789
>> No. No. I just


01:04:46.799 --> 01:04:47.990
>> You call me. I call.


01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:50.309
>> No, cuz No, because last No, because


01:04:50.319 --> 01:04:52.150
last time you had some of Bobb's coffee


01:04:52.160 --> 01:04:53.750
and I thought you might like coffee.


01:04:53.760 --> 01:04:55.109
>> I ain't had none of Bobby's coffee.


01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:56.309
>> You did. You had some of it.


01:04:56.319 --> 01:04:57.589
>> I just met Bobby.


01:04:57.599 --> 01:04:59.190
>> But you had some of his coffee.


01:04:59.200 --> 01:05:00.470
>> No, I didn't.


01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:01.270
>> Remember Bobby?


01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:02.470
>> You see how he tried to


01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:04.470
>> How I remember it and you don't. My


01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:06.390
>> I think I think he gave me the coffee. I


01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:07.430
usually


01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:09.829
No, no, no. It was there. Your coffee


01:05:09.839 --> 01:05:11.910
was down there and you actively picked


01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:13.430
it up and gave it to her and she drank


01:05:13.440 --> 01:05:13.670
it.


01:05:13.680 --> 01:05:15.190
>> I just met you.


01:05:15.200 --> 01:05:16.069
>> She just took a


01:05:16.079 --> 01:05:17.109
>> He full of [ __ ]


01:05:17.119 --> 01:05:19.990
>> Wait a minute. Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'm


01:05:20.000 --> 01:05:21.829
sorry. That was Bubinder's coffee.


01:05:21.839 --> 01:05:22.710
>> Bubinder?


01:05:22.720 --> 01:05:24.549
>> Yeah. Bubinder's coffee was down there


01:05:24.559 --> 01:05:26.549
in the the little plywood thing.


01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:27.430
>> Yeah.


01:05:27.440 --> 01:05:29.589
>> So, you had some of Bub. I'm sorry. You


01:05:29.599 --> 01:05:31.190
had some of Bubinder's coffee.


01:05:31.200 --> 01:05:31.910
>> I need a whack.


01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:33.829
>> Which is worse. You had some Indian


01:05:33.839 --> 01:05:35.990
saliva.


01:05:36.000 --> 01:05:37.510
He drank him from his coffee, right?


01:05:37.520 --> 01:05:38.710
>> Hey, I'm Indian.


01:05:38.720 --> 01:05:40.549
>> But Bubinder is so clean. Remember what


01:05:40.559 --> 01:05:42.309
he told you? He had not touched a woman


01:05:42.319 --> 01:05:44.150
for 45 years before touching.


01:05:44.160 --> 01:05:45.750
>> Oh, I know who you talking about. Yeah.


01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:47.349
>> Yeah. And he was so sweet.


01:05:47.359 --> 01:05:49.430
>> Oh, he was. He touched he touched the


01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:50.710
the tattoo was like


01:05:50.720 --> 01:05:52.309
>> Yeah. And he told me what it was about.


01:05:52.319 --> 01:05:54.230
And he had not touched a woman for 45


01:05:54.240 --> 01:05:54.710
years.


01:05:54.720 --> 01:05:55.990
>> Like that, y'all.


01:05:56.000 --> 01:05:56.789
>> Like Bubinder,


01:05:56.799 --> 01:05:58.230
>> he was so scared. He was like,


01:05:58.240 --> 01:05:59.430
>> he was scared to touch it. He was


01:05:59.440 --> 01:06:01.475
shaking. His finger was shaking.


01:06:01.485 --> 01:06:02.069
[laughter]


01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:04.309
Bubinder had not touched a woman for 45


01:06:04.319 --> 01:06:05.829
years. Do you think his his wife gave


01:06:05.839 --> 01:06:07.670
him hell when he came home? She's


01:06:07.680 --> 01:06:08.870
probably not watching this show.


01:06:08.880 --> 01:06:10.549
>> Yeah, I don't think he was even on


01:06:10.559 --> 01:06:11.430
camera, but


01:06:11.440 --> 01:06:14.069
>> he was he's in all our pictures and


01:06:14.079 --> 01:06:14.789
videos.


01:06:14.799 --> 01:06:16.390
>> Well, the picture of him,


01:06:16.400 --> 01:06:18.069
>> our picture, the three of us is one of


01:06:18.079 --> 01:06:19.270
the biggest pictures we have on


01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:19.910
community.


01:06:19.920 --> 01:06:20.470
>> Really?


01:06:20.480 --> 01:06:22.789
>> Yeah, cuz he's been a his shows were


01:06:22.799 --> 01:06:25.029
really big and yours were really big and


01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:26.950
your downloads. People love to listen to


01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:27.990
you on audio.


01:06:28.000 --> 01:06:30.549
>> You want to hear my voice?


01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:32.309
>> You like my voice?


01:06:32.319 --> 01:06:34.549
>> He turn you on. Oh yes.


01:06:34.559 --> 01:06:37.029
>> Just wait till you see it in a thong.


01:06:37.039 --> 01:06:37.750
Hold on.


01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:39.349
>> Oh no. I don't want you in a thong. I


01:06:39.359 --> 01:06:41.190
want you in like a fur coat.


01:06:41.200 --> 01:06:43.029
>> They turn you on.


01:06:43.039 --> 01:06:44.789
>> So can I tell you, Taylor? People are


01:06:44.799 --> 01:06:46.309
listening to you in Hong Kong,


01:06:46.319 --> 01:06:48.870
Singapore, Indonesia.


01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:51.670
>> Iraq, Morocco, South Africa. You named


01:06:51.680 --> 01:06:52.950
the country, right?


01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:54.150
>> Morocco. Where is it?


01:06:54.160 --> 01:06:55.670
>> All over. It's like near Africa.


01:06:55.680 --> 01:06:57.430
Northern Africa. Egypt.


01:06:57.440 --> 01:06:58.309
>> You laugh.


01:06:58.319 --> 01:06:59.829
>> People are People are watching you. We


01:06:59.839 --> 01:07:01.349
see the downloads, right? And we're just


01:07:01.359 --> 01:07:03.349
starting. What did I tell you, Bobby?


01:07:03.359 --> 01:07:05.670
It's like a little pebble in the like a


01:07:05.680 --> 01:07:07.430
little a boy throwing a pebble in the


01:07:07.440 --> 01:07:09.270
pond. That's what we are doing now. It's


01:07:09.280 --> 01:07:10.549
going to ripple and ripple and get


01:07:10.559 --> 01:07:12.150
bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger


01:07:12.160 --> 01:07:14.069
cuz we started with like two downloads


01:07:14.079 --> 01:07:15.670
and now we're getting like a couple


01:07:15.680 --> 01:07:16.309
hundred.


01:07:16.319 --> 01:07:16.789
>> That's good.


01:07:16.799 --> 01:07:19.750
>> And now it's almost 5 past 500


01:07:19.760 --> 01:07:22.150
downloads. It's just starting. It's And


01:07:22.160 --> 01:07:24.710
I told Bobby, let's put the video on


01:07:24.720 --> 01:07:26.950
Spotify. And of course, he didn't do it


01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:28.549
right. But Oh, did you ever do the


01:07:28.559 --> 01:07:31.029
folder for me? You did. is complete with


01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:32.150
all of them.


01:07:32.160 --> 01:07:34.150
>> Uh we're still missing a few of the


01:07:34.160 --> 01:07:36.230
latest episodes, but it's almost


01:07:36.240 --> 01:07:38.870
>> the and it's working cuz uh Spotify you


01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:41.750
can put the video attached to the audio.


01:07:41.760 --> 01:07:43.750
But the problem is it takes forever to


01:07:43.760 --> 01:07:45.029
upload one.


01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:46.950
>> It takes like two and a half hours, 3


01:07:46.960 --> 01:07:48.309
hours, and if you're not there at the


01:07:48.319 --> 01:07:50.549
end of the 3 hours to click it, like


01:07:50.559 --> 01:07:51.750
publish,


01:07:51.760 --> 01:07:53.349
>> sometimes it'll be like error. You got


01:07:53.359 --> 01:07:54.950
to start all over.


01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:57.029
>> So yeah, it's like we have a few of


01:07:57.039 --> 01:07:59.670
videos. So Spotify is is getting there,


01:07:59.680 --> 01:08:01.510
but it's all about awareness. Like


01:08:01.520 --> 01:08:04.710
another thing YouTube bucks with. So if


01:08:04.720 --> 01:08:06.549
they wanted to today,


01:08:06.559 --> 01:08:09.190
>> they can have me all over the world


01:08:09.200 --> 01:08:10.230
right now.


01:08:10.240 --> 01:08:11.589
>> They can do that. But they don't do


01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:14.230
that. They don't do it. Why? Because I


01:08:14.240 --> 01:08:16.789
have 500,000 people watching from third


01:08:16.799 --> 01:08:19.030
world countries, which I love. I love


01:08:19.040 --> 01:08:21.269
people who are poor. I love everyone.


01:08:21.279 --> 01:08:22.390
>> Right? But


01:08:22.400 --> 01:08:25.189
>> but it's about money, right? So they


01:08:25.199 --> 01:08:27.510
know the channels that uh have American


01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:30.149
market only, the ads pay more in the


01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:31.510
American market.


01:08:31.520 --> 01:08:34.309
>> So if I have 500,000 [ __ ] from


01:08:34.319 --> 01:08:37.189
all over the world who are poor, the ads


01:08:37.199 --> 01:08:40.070
are going to be less money for Google.


01:08:40.080 --> 01:08:43.269
>> So they have less incentive to push me.


01:08:43.279 --> 01:08:45.430
They want to wait until I monetize


01:08:45.440 --> 01:08:48.149
forever, push it out, because they know


01:08:48.159 --> 01:08:49.669
I'm going to have a large part of the


01:08:49.679 --> 01:08:51.749
international market, which is less ad


01:08:51.759 --> 01:08:53.349
money for them. I don't give a [ __ ]


01:08:53.359 --> 01:08:54.229
about that


01:08:54.239 --> 01:08:55.590
>> because that's not confirmation I'm


01:08:55.600 --> 01:08:57.349
looking for. But they do.


01:08:57.359 --> 01:09:00.470
>> So everything they do is in their favor.


01:09:00.480 --> 01:09:02.070
You see how they do it?


01:09:02.080 --> 01:09:03.669
>> And they have all the channels


01:09:03.679 --> 01:09:05.749
piggybacking off my videos from the


01:09:05.759 --> 01:09:08.149
American market where they're making a


01:09:08.159 --> 01:09:10.630
100% of the money and giving me not one


01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:12.630
penny. And they have me putting out


01:09:12.640 --> 01:09:15.430
content cuz for them all they want is


01:09:15.440 --> 01:09:19.189
more content. And they have me doing all


01:09:19.199 --> 01:09:21.829
the content, you know, and if it wasn't


01:09:21.839 --> 01:09:25.510
for you being here, I would just stop.


01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:28.470
Was that a kiss?


01:09:28.480 --> 01:09:30.550
Can you beat my [ __ ] ugly story?


01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:33.910
>> You can't beat Miss Piggy.


01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:35.749
I was with the Down Syndrome girl in the


01:09:35.759 --> 01:09:37.749
park.


01:09:37.759 --> 01:09:39.590
Oh, we're still live, right?


01:09:39.600 --> 01:09:41.510
>> Yeah, we're still live.


01:09:41.520 --> 01:09:43.030
>> She was lovely. [laughter]


01:09:43.040 --> 01:09:45.110
I met her I met her at the deli. She


01:09:45.120 --> 01:09:47.669
worked at the deli. Was she verbal?


01:09:47.679 --> 01:09:49.590
>> Yeah, she was verbal. You know, she


01:09:49.600 --> 01:09:50.550
worked. She cut me.


01:09:50.560 --> 01:09:52.309
>> How long are we going to be talking? Cuz


01:09:52.319 --> 01:09:52.950
I'm


01:09:52.960 --> 01:09:53.590
>> You're bored.


01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:55.590
>> I'm getting sleepy. I don't want to give


01:09:55.600 --> 01:09:57.110
you I don't want to give you the worst


01:09:57.120 --> 01:09:59.510
to me. I know. When my my social battery


01:09:59.520 --> 01:10:00.870
is running out.


01:10:00.880 --> 01:10:03.750
>> Can you sit on my lap?


01:10:03.760 --> 01:10:04.950
>> Give me money.


01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:05.990
>> How much you want?


01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:07.990
>> What do I want for Christmas?


01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:10.390
>> I'll give it to you. Come sit on my lap.


01:10:10.400 --> 01:10:11.910
I'm not making money from you, too.


01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:14.550
>> No. Are you crazy?


01:10:14.560 --> 01:10:17.510
You thought about it.


01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:19.910
>> No, I didn't. It's I wanted to say


01:10:19.920 --> 01:10:21.510
something else, but


01:10:21.520 --> 01:10:22.790
>> Come sit on my lap.


01:10:22.800 --> 01:10:24.470
>> I will [ __ ] you up.


01:10:24.480 --> 01:10:25.910
>> You want me to fight you?


01:10:25.920 --> 01:10:27.110
>> Oh, can you?


01:10:27.120 --> 01:10:28.870
>> Or I'll just rob your chickens at night.


01:10:28.880 --> 01:10:31.910
>> You can just choke me.


01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:33.750
>> Or I'll just cook your chickens.


01:10:33.760 --> 01:10:36.149
>> I have only one chicken left. [laughter]


01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:37.910
>> And it's got chick fresh chicken eggs.


01:10:37.920 --> 01:10:39.750
And I offered Bobby chicken eggs and he


01:10:39.760 --> 01:10:42.470
said, "No, thank you."


01:10:42.480 --> 01:10:44.709
>> Are you


01:10:44.719 --> 01:10:45.990
What were you doing right now?


01:10:46.000 --> 01:10:49.430
>> I had to pull my but my underwear just


01:10:49.440 --> 01:10:50.870
>> You've already turned me on enough. You


01:10:50.880 --> 01:10:54.149
don't have to touch inside your crotch.


01:10:54.159 --> 01:10:56.070
>> Okay, so we did the [ __ ] ugly game.


01:10:56.080 --> 01:10:58.390
Oh, Bobby said yes. Game go.


01:10:58.400 --> 01:10:59.910
>> Okay.


01:10:59.920 --> 01:11:03.189
>> Let's see what he says.


01:11:03.199 --> 01:11:04.070
>> Right.


01:11:04.080 --> 01:11:06.470
>> Why don't you try to rate your partners


01:11:06.480 --> 01:11:07.669
from best to worst?


01:11:07.679 --> 01:11:09.030
>> Oh,


01:11:09.040 --> 01:11:11.189
>> best to worst. And then it'll be my


01:11:11.199 --> 01:11:11.590
turn.


01:11:11.600 --> 01:11:14.630
>> Okay. I only count three.


01:11:14.640 --> 01:11:16.709
>> Right? Cuz you were a virgin and then


01:11:16.719 --> 01:11:18.870
you had three. That's what my wife said.


01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:20.470
She had three boyfriends before me.


01:11:20.480 --> 01:11:21.590
[ __ ]


01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:23.350
>> You don't believe her?


01:11:23.360 --> 01:11:24.390
>> How old were y'all?


01:11:24.400 --> 01:11:26.790
>> Let me tell you this. I was driving her


01:11:26.800 --> 01:11:29.669
car and she's got gang music. Cartel


01:11:29.679 --> 01:11:31.510
music. I don't even know my wife.


01:11:31.520 --> 01:11:32.310
>> I like her.


01:11:32.320 --> 01:11:34.229
>> It's like those people after 50 years


01:11:34.239 --> 01:11:36.070
you find out she they got another family


01:11:36.080 --> 01:11:36.709
somewhere.


01:11:36.719 --> 01:11:37.990
>> Okay. Rachel. Right now.


01:11:38.000 --> 01:11:40.390
>> She's got cartel. Hold on. So then I'm


01:11:40.400 --> 01:11:42.870
thinking, was she like a VTO? A like


01:11:42.880 --> 01:11:44.390
what the [ __ ] She was walking around


01:11:44.400 --> 01:11:46.709
with a bandana around her head.


01:11:46.719 --> 01:11:49.910
>> She was cartel. She was a What was she?


01:11:49.920 --> 01:11:50.870
>> She got that [ __ ] on.


01:11:50.880 --> 01:11:52.390
>> I'm like, get that [ __ ] out of my head.


01:11:52.400 --> 01:11:53.830
I started thinking she had got five


01:11:53.840 --> 01:11:54.310
boyfriends.


01:11:54.320 --> 01:11:55.669
>> Literally all I listen to.


01:11:55.679 --> 01:11:58.070
>> Cartel music. It's good. But I'm


01:11:58.080 --> 01:11:59.189
thinking, first of all, I didn't know


01:11:59.199 --> 01:12:00.790
she was listening to that [ __ ] It's


01:12:00.800 --> 01:12:01.350
really good.


01:12:01.360 --> 01:12:03.110
>> But I love Shay, don't get me wrong.


01:12:03.120 --> 01:12:05.030
>> No, it's not. It's like really hard


01:12:05.040 --> 01:12:06.630
cartel music.


01:12:06.640 --> 01:12:09.430
>> I loved it. But why is my wife? She's uh


01:12:09.440 --> 01:12:11.030
>> you never know. She's somebody else


01:12:11.040 --> 01:12:12.149
inside.


01:12:12.159 --> 01:12:14.470
>> Oh, so I'm sure she was like, "Yes, I


01:12:14.480 --> 01:12:16.470
had three boyfriends. One was Hawaiian."


01:12:16.480 --> 01:12:19.750
>> Let me I I'll go. You know, actually,


01:12:19.760 --> 01:12:21.990
this might be off topic. But I went back


01:12:22.000 --> 01:12:25.430
to one of my um one of my exes. He goes,


01:12:25.440 --> 01:12:27.510
"Ho, how was your boyfriend's dick? Was


01:12:27.520 --> 01:12:29.990
it good? Was it good? Was I better? Was


01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:32.229
I said


01:12:32.239 --> 01:12:35.135
>> I said, "Nigga, actually he was better.


01:12:35.145 --> 01:12:36.950
[laughter]


01:12:36.960 --> 01:12:39.910
He had a I mean size don't mean anything


01:12:39.920 --> 01:12:40.550
but he did


01:12:40.560 --> 01:12:41.189
>> thank God


01:12:41.199 --> 01:12:43.910
>> it was bigger but he was better cuz he


01:12:43.920 --> 01:12:45.830
he actually he didn't use my body is


01:12:45.840 --> 01:12:48.390
like masturbation he actually was doing


01:12:48.400 --> 01:12:54.390
it with me you know but the best one


01:12:54.400 --> 01:12:57.750
I don't know they all like didn't really


01:12:57.760 --> 01:12:58.550
give much


01:12:58.560 --> 01:13:01.510
>> if you were with me I would be so deep


01:13:01.520 --> 01:13:03.910
deep in you it would be come out your


01:13:03.920 --> 01:13:04.390
mouth


01:13:04.400 --> 01:13:05.750
>> I'm going to walk out


01:13:05.760 --> 01:13:07.110
>> no Don't wrap it up.


01:13:07.120 --> 01:13:09.830
>> Okay, let's talk about my wife better.


01:13:09.840 --> 01:13:11.189
>> Yeah.


01:13:11.199 --> 01:13:14.149
>> So, my wife is is uh very lovely and


01:13:14.159 --> 01:13:14.630
wonderful.


01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:16.310
>> Who calling me? My bad.


01:13:16.320 --> 01:13:17.510
>> Probably some guy.


01:13:17.520 --> 01:13:18.229
>> Yeah.


01:13:18.239 --> 01:13:19.669
>> You're not still talking to the Latino


01:13:19.679 --> 01:13:21.030
guy, right?


01:13:21.040 --> 01:13:21.830
>> [ __ ] no.


01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:22.950
>> Good. [ __ ] that guy.


01:13:22.960 --> 01:13:25.110
>> Um he's my neighbor, y'all.


01:13:25.120 --> 01:13:25.990
>> So what,


01:13:26.000 --> 01:13:28.390
>> man? We share parking spots. So


01:13:28.400 --> 01:13:29.669
>> what do you mean? It's not on top of


01:13:29.679 --> 01:13:31.030
each other. It's next to each other. You


01:13:31.040 --> 01:13:31.750
don't have to talk to him.


01:13:31.760 --> 01:13:33.830
>> No, bro. Yeah, it's on top of each


01:13:33.840 --> 01:13:36.470
other. Uh, so I got these nasty


01:13:36.480 --> 01:13:38.390
neighbors. I don't talk to them. [ __ ]


01:13:38.400 --> 01:13:39.910
them. [ __ ] the neighbors.


01:13:39.920 --> 01:13:41.430
>> You know what he said to me the other


01:13:41.440 --> 01:13:41.990
day?


01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:43.510
>> I don't even care about this.


01:13:43.520 --> 01:13:45.110
>> He projected onto me so hard. He was


01:13:45.120 --> 01:13:48.149
like, "Oh, I I think you still I can


01:13:48.159 --> 01:13:50.709
feel you. You want me still." And I


01:13:50.719 --> 01:13:51.990
said, "What the


01:13:52.000 --> 01:13:53.750
>> If I punch this guy one time,


01:13:53.760 --> 01:13:55.590
>> you would be embarrassed if you were


01:13:55.600 --> 01:13:57.430
inside of my head right now."


01:13:57.440 --> 01:13:59.110
>> Let me tell you, if I punch him one


01:13:59.120 --> 01:14:00.630
time, he'll go down with one punch. They


01:14:00.640 --> 01:14:01.270
used to call me one punch.


01:14:01.280 --> 01:14:02.470
>> I believe you. That was pretty big right


01:14:02.480 --> 01:14:02.790
there.


01:14:02.800 --> 01:14:05.189
>> One punch. Tony, one p. They used to


01:14:05.199 --> 01:14:06.790
call me one punch Tony. I used to knock


01:14:06.800 --> 01:14:09.590
out guys in one punch.


01:14:09.600 --> 01:14:10.709
>> It's a big


01:14:10.719 --> 01:14:12.310
>> I could see your abs.


01:14:12.320 --> 01:14:14.390
>> You do a lot of crunches. You look good.


01:14:14.400 --> 01:14:15.510
>> You like that?


01:14:15.520 --> 01:14:17.750
>> I love it. I don't like it. I love it.


01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:19.270
Love, [clears throat] love, love.


01:14:19.280 --> 01:14:20.149
>> Yeah.


01:14:20.159 --> 01:14:22.550
>> The best part is we look good together.


01:14:22.560 --> 01:14:25.910
>> [ __ ] off. Anyways, no. I'm ready to go.


01:14:25.920 --> 01:14:27.110
>> How long we been going?


01:14:27.120 --> 01:14:27.990
>> I'm hungry.


01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:30.310
>> About 90 minutes. We can take a long


01:14:30.320 --> 01:14:30.470
time.


01:14:30.480 --> 01:14:31.669
>> Why don't we do this? Why don't we go


01:14:31.679 --> 01:14:32.870
eat and come back? No.


01:14:32.880 --> 01:14:34.070
>> Let's do a live stream some more.


01:14:34.080 --> 01:14:35.110
>> I want to go home.


01:14:35.120 --> 01:14:36.709
>> What are you going to do at home? I'm


01:14:36.719 --> 01:14:37.270
not there.


01:14:37.280 --> 01:14:37.669
>> Me, too.


01:14:37.679 --> 01:14:38.470
>> Unless you invite me.


01:14:38.480 --> 01:14:39.910
>> I want to throw some clothes away.


01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:40.390
>> All right.


01:14:40.400 --> 01:14:42.390
>> Why? Good. Hold on. Hold on. What? Don't


01:14:42.400 --> 01:14:43.830
Don't rush her.


01:14:43.840 --> 01:14:45.510
>> You're going to throw it to Goodwill.


01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:47.030
>> Yeah. Somebody told me if I go to


01:14:47.040 --> 01:14:49.110
Goodwill, I can write a tax off.


01:14:49.120 --> 01:14:50.310
>> I've been doing that every year for


01:14:50.320 --> 01:14:51.270
years and years.


01:14:51.280 --> 01:14:51.750
>> Really?


01:14:51.760 --> 01:14:52.229
>> Yeah.


01:14:52.239 --> 01:14:53.830
>> Does it matter how much? Like


01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:56.390
>> Salvation Army here. So, um I've been


01:14:56.400 --> 01:14:58.070
doing book donations, all kind of


01:14:58.080 --> 01:15:00.310
donations. Even at Sal, but I usually


01:15:00.320 --> 01:15:02.229
take it to Salvation Army and they don't


01:15:02.239 --> 01:15:04.630
ever I just have to ask for a receipt.


01:15:04.640 --> 01:15:06.070
>> Yes. And they give it to you. Every year


01:15:06.080 --> 01:15:07.270
I have one.


01:15:07.280 --> 01:15:07.669
>> Oh,


01:15:07.679 --> 01:15:09.189
>> well now I have so many deductions. I


01:15:09.199 --> 01:15:10.790
don't even do that anymore, but I used


01:15:10.800 --> 01:15:12.790
to do it every single year. And you can


01:15:12.800 --> 01:15:13.189
donate.


01:15:13.199 --> 01:15:15.030
>> I freaking owe on taxes, y'all. This


01:15:15.040 --> 01:15:15.910
year,


01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:17.030
>> you told me last time.


01:15:17.040 --> 01:15:18.709
>> I know. I didn't pay it.


01:15:18.719 --> 01:15:20.390
>> How much do you owe?


01:15:20.400 --> 01:15:22.550
>> This 500.


01:15:22.560 --> 01:15:24.709
>> I know that's nothing but still like


01:15:24.719 --> 01:15:26.950
>> pay it before it it doubles and triples.


01:15:26.960 --> 01:15:29.910
I think it already did.


01:15:29.920 --> 01:15:31.430
>> That's not a lot of money though.


01:15:31.440 --> 01:15:34.870
>> I know it's not, but


01:15:34.880 --> 01:15:37.669
>> honestly, I work at a school, so August


01:15:37.679 --> 01:15:39.910
after August, I will have my money back


01:15:39.920 --> 01:15:43.510
up up. So, that's a big reason why I


01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:46.070
didn't I didn't I haven't even I'm not


01:15:46.080 --> 01:15:47.189
dealing with that right now.


01:15:47.199 --> 01:15:49.110
>> So, everyone, we're on Patreon right


01:15:49.120 --> 01:15:51.270
now. If you go to Patreon, you can


01:15:51.280 --> 01:15:54.070
donate to Pick a Topic podcast. The


01:15:54.080 --> 01:15:57.189
first $500 goes to Taylor.


01:15:57.199 --> 01:15:57.590
>> Oh,


01:15:57.600 --> 01:16:00.807
>> I look at that. How she's smiling now.


01:16:00.817 --> 01:16:01.590
[laughter]


01:16:01.600 --> 01:16:04.149
>> Yes. The first 500 is gonna go straight


01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:06.310
to her. And trust me, I'm in charge of


01:16:06.320 --> 01:16:07.430
all the money.


01:16:07.440 --> 01:16:09.270
>> Yeah. Bobb's not going to get it. I I


01:16:09.280 --> 01:16:11.350
get the money. I distribute to my guys.


01:16:11.360 --> 01:16:13.270
I'll distribute the first 500 to you.


01:16:13.280 --> 01:16:15.350
Yeah. Because if Bobby I'm afraid if you


01:16:15.360 --> 01:16:17.510
come Bobby, if you come to work with a


01:16:17.520 --> 01:16:19.270
brand new pink Converse, I know you


01:16:19.280 --> 01:16:20.630
embezzled some of my money.


01:16:20.640 --> 01:16:22.790
>> I don't wear pink. I'm a guy. [laughter]


01:16:22.800 --> 01:16:25.510
It's uh it's obviously it's obviously a


01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:26.950
joke. You see, after two and a half


01:16:26.960 --> 01:16:28.870
months, he's still trying to get my


01:16:28.880 --> 01:16:29.669
jokes. Huh?


01:16:29.679 --> 01:16:31.030
>> I like men in pink. They look


01:16:31.040 --> 01:16:32.790
>> What's wrong with pink? Wait, wait. Guy


01:16:32.800 --> 01:16:34.630
or girl? I wear pink all the time.


01:16:34.640 --> 01:16:36.870
>> Yeah, I think I look good.


01:16:36.880 --> 01:16:38.229
>> Darker. I can see that.


01:16:38.239 --> 01:16:39.830
>> But I was confused cuz when we had the


01:16:39.840 --> 01:16:41.430
queen of all women the other night on


01:16:41.440 --> 01:16:43.590
the show and she was great, but she's


01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:45.510
like, "Oh, women power." And you gave a


01:16:45.520 --> 01:16:46.950
big thumbs up. I don't get it.


01:16:46.960 --> 01:16:47.590
>> That's good.


01:16:47.600 --> 01:16:49.830
>> Yeah, I I'm I'm all for it too. So he's


01:16:49.840 --> 01:16:51.830
supportive of both men and women, which


01:16:51.840 --> 01:16:53.430
I am, too. I'm all for it.


01:16:53.440 --> 01:16:55.270
>> You sure?


01:16:55.280 --> 01:16:56.149
>> Me,


01:16:56.159 --> 01:16:58.470
>> Bobby, how am I? I'm great. Right.


01:16:58.480 --> 01:17:01.030
>> Look, [ __ ] Didn't I make them


01:17:01.040 --> 01:17:03.270
breakfast, lunch, dinner? I even give


01:17:03.280 --> 01:17:05.590
them dinner to go and [ __ ]


01:17:05.600 --> 01:17:07.030
>> Oh, yeah. What you What's the Okay.


01:17:07.040 --> 01:17:09.030
What's your favorite thing to cook?


01:17:09.040 --> 01:17:10.550
Like, what's some you could make their


01:17:10.560 --> 01:17:11.750
panties drop?


01:17:11.760 --> 01:17:13.510
>> Oh, [ __ ] Pasta.


01:17:13.520 --> 01:17:15.030
>> What kind of pasta?


01:17:15.040 --> 01:17:16.630
>> Feta cheese.


01:17:16.640 --> 01:17:18.630
>> Red sauce. Uh oh.


01:17:18.640 --> 01:17:19.189
>> It's good.


01:17:19.199 --> 01:17:21.430
>> Like promise like got like what you


01:17:21.440 --> 01:17:21.750
mean?


01:17:21.760 --> 01:17:23.270
>> With some It look like she's thinking


01:17:23.280 --> 01:17:26.709
about it with a Marlo. Uh Marlo wine.


01:17:26.719 --> 01:17:28.550
>> Did I say it right?


01:17:28.560 --> 01:17:29.590
>> Merlo. He just said


01:17:29.600 --> 01:17:31.030
>> Merlo. Merllo. Merlo wine.


01:17:31.040 --> 01:17:32.390
>> You don't know how to cook.


01:17:32.400 --> 01:17:33.510
>> I know how to cook.


01:17:33.520 --> 01:17:34.149
>> You think


01:17:34.159 --> 01:17:36.149
>> I could do a whole bunch of stuff.


01:17:36.159 --> 01:17:38.310
>> Oh,


01:17:38.320 --> 01:17:40.709
>> but my wife is a much better cook.


01:17:40.719 --> 01:17:42.709
>> She can cook for us, the three of us.


01:17:42.719 --> 01:17:45.669
>> I don't know if y'all ever had chicken


01:17:45.679 --> 01:17:48.709
spaghetti. And I'm not talking about


01:17:48.719 --> 01:17:50.070
regular chicken spaghetti.


01:17:50.080 --> 01:17:51.270
>> Well, I have a chicken and waffle.


01:17:51.280 --> 01:17:53.750
>> I have a question. What do you think


01:17:53.760 --> 01:17:56.310
>> the black southern chicken spaghetti is?


01:17:56.320 --> 01:17:58.390
>> It's probably good and fried and tastes


01:17:58.400 --> 01:17:58.950
yummy.


01:17:58.960 --> 01:18:01.030
>> What What you think the sauce is?


01:18:01.040 --> 01:18:02.870
>> Oh, in Atlanta, I had some of that


01:18:02.880 --> 01:18:04.709
stuff. It's like a And when I went to


01:18:04.719 --> 01:18:07.510
Atlanta, everything was barbecue and


01:18:07.520 --> 01:18:08.870
smokeoky and it's so good.


01:18:08.880 --> 01:18:10.390
>> What do you think? Like


01:18:10.400 --> 01:18:12.950
>> it's probably with some uh turkey.


01:18:12.960 --> 01:18:14.310
>> No


01:18:14.320 --> 01:18:15.830
>> pork.


01:18:15.840 --> 01:18:19.430
No, I need you like what's the sauce?


01:18:19.440 --> 01:18:21.510
>> Is probably like a white like fetuccini


01:18:21.520 --> 01:18:21.750
sauce.


01:18:21.760 --> 01:18:23.750
>> You're right. Yes. Okay. So, it's


01:18:23.760 --> 01:18:25.750
actually cream of mushroom with cream of


01:18:25.760 --> 01:18:27.430
chicken. [snorts]


01:18:27.440 --> 01:18:28.550
>> And you made me sick.


01:18:28.560 --> 01:18:30.870
>> You put No. God, I got to go.


01:18:30.880 --> 01:18:32.229
>> No, it's okay. You can make me sick.


01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:34.470
>> No, I didn't. I didn't. Don't say that.


01:18:34.480 --> 01:18:36.630
>> No, I'm good. But you're not even sick.


01:18:36.640 --> 01:18:39.110
You're You're young. You're young, so


01:18:39.120 --> 01:18:40.630
you're very resilient.


01:18:40.640 --> 01:18:42.470
>> You'll recover by tomorrow. I have the


01:18:42.480 --> 01:18:44.630
vitamin C in my bathroom. Take some


01:18:44.640 --> 01:18:45.910
vitamin C.


01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:46.310
>> Okay.


01:18:46.320 --> 01:18:47.910
>> I got lots of vitamins in there. You saw


01:18:47.920 --> 01:18:48.470
all the vitamins.


01:18:48.480 --> 01:18:49.590
>> I'm ready to go.


01:18:49.600 --> 01:18:50.390
>> You ready to go?


01:18:50.400 --> 01:18:51.270
>> I love you.


01:18:51.280 --> 01:18:52.950
>> You want to play one more game before we


01:18:52.960 --> 01:18:53.430
go?


01:18:53.440 --> 01:18:54.470
>> Make it quick.


01:18:54.480 --> 01:18:56.870
>> Okay. Come on, Bobby. Come through.


01:18:56.880 --> 01:18:58.470
>> I would say what's the worst restaurant


01:18:58.480 --> 01:18:59.830
to pick for a first date? You said


01:18:59.840 --> 01:19:02.550
Tuesday was like, "Hell no."


01:19:02.560 --> 01:19:03.430
>> The worst one.


01:19:03.440 --> 01:19:05.669
>> I like I'd like it sometimes.


01:19:05.679 --> 01:19:07.590
>> What's the best restaurant? If I take


01:19:07.600 --> 01:19:09.270
you, you're thinking I'm gonna


01:19:09.280 --> 01:19:12.229
definitely [ __ ] this guy tonight. Uh,


01:19:12.239 --> 01:19:14.709
maybe steak 48


01:19:14.719 --> 01:19:16.550
or Yeah.


01:19:16.560 --> 01:19:18.149
>> Make a reservation for 7 o'clock


01:19:18.159 --> 01:19:18.790
tonight.


01:19:18.800 --> 01:19:21.110
>> Um, but you said the worst restaurant.


01:19:21.120 --> 01:19:25.510
Um,


01:19:25.520 --> 01:19:27.510
>> McDonald's or just


01:19:27.520 --> 01:19:28.149
>> That's not bad.


01:19:28.159 --> 01:19:30.310
>> That's the worst.


01:19:30.320 --> 01:19:31.590
>> McDonald's is not bad.


01:19:31.600 --> 01:19:33.189
>> If you tell me we're going out and you


01:19:33.199 --> 01:19:35.669
take me to McDonald's, I'm beating your


01:19:35.679 --> 01:19:36.149
ass.


01:19:36.159 --> 01:19:37.750
>> If we're just friends, I'm taking you to


01:19:37.760 --> 01:19:40.630
Burger King if we're just friends.


01:19:40.640 --> 01:19:41.990
Yeah, if it's a date date.


01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:44.950
>> No, but I'll say I


01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:45.910
>> really


01:19:45.920 --> 01:19:47.270
>> you want to go to


01:19:47.280 --> 01:19:49.030
>> Yeah, I'll take you to If it's a date


01:19:49.040 --> 01:19:51.030
date, we're going to Flemings.


01:19:51.040 --> 01:19:52.950
>> I've actually wanted to go to Flemings


01:19:52.960 --> 01:19:55.110
and I told you know the guy I was dating


01:19:55.120 --> 01:19:57.510
my neighbor. He was like, "Ew, that


01:19:57.520 --> 01:19:58.630
place is nasty."


01:19:58.640 --> 01:20:00.070
>> Yeah, cuz he doesn't want to pay for it.


01:20:00.080 --> 01:20:02.470
>> Facts that [laughter] I know.


01:20:02.480 --> 01:20:04.310
>> Have no problem paying for it.


01:20:04.320 --> 01:20:04.709
>> Um


01:20:04.719 --> 01:20:06.550
>> I mean paying for dinner, not paying for


01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:07.910
dinner. I'm really trying to figure out


01:20:07.920 --> 01:20:10.630
worse, but like you know what may be


01:20:10.640 --> 01:20:13.110
considered worse, but I find niche as


01:20:13.120 --> 01:20:14.070
hell.


01:20:14.080 --> 01:20:16.310
>> If you took me to Applebees,


01:20:16.320 --> 01:20:18.070
>> watch out with the blinds.


01:20:18.080 --> 01:20:19.750
>> Cost a lot. Don't be careful.


01:20:19.760 --> 01:20:21.030
>> Them cheap ass blind.


01:20:21.040 --> 01:20:23.430
>> They're expensive. $200 for those blinds


01:20:23.440 --> 01:20:26.229
and he's about to run into them.


01:20:26.239 --> 01:20:28.870
>> I'll buy you more.


01:20:28.880 --> 01:20:29.510
>> You don't believe me.


01:20:29.520 --> 01:20:31.510
>> So lovely. I do believe anything you


01:20:31.520 --> 01:20:33.669
say. How come your face is just contours


01:20:33.679 --> 01:20:35.270
are just perfect? You think


01:20:35.280 --> 01:20:37.270
>> you're perfect? You're perfect. That's


01:20:37.280 --> 01:20:40.390
why everyone loves you.


01:20:40.400 --> 01:20:42.149
>> I don't believe people anymore. I'm so


01:20:42.159 --> 01:20:43.350
traumatized.


01:20:43.360 --> 01:20:45.110
>> But I mean it what I'm saying. I mean


01:20:45.120 --> 01:20:45.830
it.


01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:46.390
>> Okay.


01:20:46.400 --> 01:20:47.830
>> You're one of the only reasons I keep


01:20:47.840 --> 01:20:49.010
doing this [ __ ] YouTube. [ __ ]


01:20:49.020 --> 01:20:50.976
[laughter] YouTube. [ __ ] YouTube.


01:20:50.986 --> 01:20:51.270
[snorts]


01:20:51.280 --> 01:20:51.830
>> I'll bring


01:20:51.840 --> 01:20:53.430
>> They came They never came up with one


01:20:53.440 --> 01:20:54.390
joke.


01:20:54.400 --> 01:20:56.229
>> Not one joke. You know, Bobby, you know


01:20:56.239 --> 01:20:58.149
how hard it is to come up with one joke?


01:20:58.159 --> 01:20:59.750
One single joke.


01:20:59.760 --> 01:21:02.790
>> It's so hard to structure a joke. And my


01:21:02.800 --> 01:21:05.030
my friends like the joke about the girl,


01:21:05.040 --> 01:21:07.110
she has a feminine voice, but it's a


01:21:07.120 --> 01:21:08.229
little rough. It sound like she'd been


01:21:08.239 --> 01:21:10.070
sucking dick. Remember that joke from a


01:21:10.080 --> 01:21:12.709
few days ago? Everyone loved that joke.


01:21:12.719 --> 01:21:14.709
>> I came up with that joke. It's hard to


01:21:14.719 --> 01:21:19.350
create a joke. It's hard.


01:21:19.360 --> 01:21:20.550
>> I don't think so.


01:21:20.560 --> 01:21:22.870
>> [ __ ] YouTube.


01:21:22.880 --> 01:21:24.950
But you're right. We use it to try


01:21:24.960 --> 01:21:26.070
>> as tail.


01:21:26.080 --> 01:21:27.510
>> You're funny, good-looking. You can


01:21:27.520 --> 01:21:29.430
sing. You can bbox. You ain't even met


01:21:29.440 --> 01:21:30.870
the real me.


01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:32.229
>> After all this time, I don't know the


01:21:32.239 --> 01:21:34.470
real you.


01:21:34.480 --> 01:21:35.990
>> What's the real you?


01:21:36.000 --> 01:21:39.270
>> You just scratched the surface.


01:21:39.280 --> 01:21:40.950
>> Have you ever worn Have you ever had


01:21:40.960 --> 01:21:43.910
like a Okay, let's do a sex toy game.


01:21:43.920 --> 01:21:45.590
Sex toys.


01:21:45.600 --> 01:21:47.110
>> You got five minutes.


01:21:47.120 --> 01:21:49.271
>> Five minutes. Fast sex toys.


01:21:49.281 --> 01:21:50.870
[clears throat]


01:21:50.880 --> 01:21:52.229
>> I've never used sex toys.


01:21:52.239 --> 01:21:53.030
>> Me either.


01:21:53.040 --> 01:21:56.149
>> I can't do it. I personally think it


01:21:56.159 --> 01:21:58.790
just takes away from sex.


01:21:58.800 --> 01:22:01.430
>> No, because you have fingers. You can


01:22:01.440 --> 01:22:02.310
sex toy


01:22:02.320 --> 01:22:03.990
>> and it's different. I don't know. Sex


01:22:04.000 --> 01:22:06.070
toys is like unrealistic cuz once you


01:22:06.080 --> 01:22:07.910
actually get the [ __ ]


01:22:07.920 --> 01:22:09.910
>> You're expecting like


01:22:09.920 --> 01:22:11.430
>> a machine.


01:22:11.440 --> 01:22:12.550
>> That's me.


01:22:12.560 --> 01:22:13.669
>> I'm like a machine.


01:22:13.679 --> 01:22:14.070
>> Oh,


01:22:14.080 --> 01:22:16.149
>> what did Tupac Tupac Shakur's famous


01:22:16.159 --> 01:22:16.950
line? Remember


01:22:16.960 --> 01:22:17.510
>> what was it?


01:22:17.520 --> 01:22:19.590
>> Tupac Shakur's famous line. I love


01:22:19.600 --> 01:22:20.709
finger [ __ ]


01:22:20.719 --> 01:22:21.030
>> Oh,


01:22:21.040 --> 01:22:23.430
>> that's his famous line.


01:22:23.440 --> 01:22:25.270
I haven't done I don't really finger


01:22:25.280 --> 01:22:27.270
[ __ ] anymore. Can I just get straight to


01:22:27.280 --> 01:22:28.310
it?


01:22:28.320 --> 01:22:31.270
>> I know. I like straight to it. I do. A


01:22:31.280 --> 01:22:32.950
lot of people be like, "Oh, that's what


01:22:32.960 --> 01:22:35.350
role play is for." But I just love when


01:22:35.360 --> 01:22:37.990
it just man just pulls it down and just


01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:40.149
slowly slides it in. Then I'm just wet.


01:22:40.159 --> 01:22:42.149
I'm already wet. I don't know. I don't


01:22:42.159 --> 01:22:44.149
need No, I don't need role play. It's


01:22:44.159 --> 01:22:46.870
just I think I get turned on by the fact


01:22:46.880 --> 01:22:49.430
that you just want to get in me already.


01:22:49.440 --> 01:22:50.070
>> Yes. Yes.


01:22:50.080 --> 01:22:51.990
>> I like that [ __ ] as well. Have you ever


01:22:52.000 --> 01:22:53.830
been wet with me talking to you?


01:22:53.840 --> 01:22:54.310
>> No,


01:22:54.320 --> 01:22:55.110
>> I didn't think so.


01:22:55.120 --> 01:22:57.669
>> Get bye. Can we close it out? I'm ready


01:22:57.679 --> 01:22:58.149
to go.


01:22:58.159 --> 01:23:00.390
>> I love everyone. Thank you [snorts] for


01:23:00.400 --> 01:23:02.070
watching. We'll have another live stream


01:23:02.080 --> 01:23:04.229
soon. Master classes and how to tell


01:23:04.239 --> 01:23:06.149
jokes and how to tell stories.


01:23:06.159 --> 01:23:08.070
>> Thank you very much. Taylor, thank you


01:23:08.080 --> 01:23:09.669
very much for being back. You're more


01:23:09.679 --> 01:23:11.830
beautiful than ever. The first 500 on


01:23:11.840 --> 01:23:14.070
Patreon donated goes straight to Taylor.


01:23:14.080 --> 01:23:14.629
>> Oh, yeah.


01:23:14.639 --> 01:23:16.629
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01:23:16.639 --> 01:23:18.709
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01:23:18.719 --> 01:23:20.709
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01:23:20.719 --> 01:23:22.070
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01:23:22.080 --> 01:23:24.070
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01:23:24.080 --> 01:23:26.390
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01:23:30.159 --> 01:23:31.990
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01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:32.950
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01:23:32.960 --> 01:23:33.669
>> Bye-bye.


01:23:33.679 --> 01:23:37.350
>> Bye-bye. Thank you.


01:23:37.360 --> 01:23:39.669
Thank you, Taylor.


01:23:39.679 --> 01:23:42.000
You dare.