LIVESTREAM TONIGHT WITH THE QUEEN OF ALL WOMEN!

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still like me. Okay. [gasps] So, you


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know, sometimes I get scared that even


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though like we're just friends, right,


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from the gym.


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>> Correct.


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>> Okay. But I'm afraid my wife will go


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into my phone and see like your name and


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get into a big fight. Who is she?


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>> Mhm.


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>> So, just to be ultra safe, I put you


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under pool, the best pool company,


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swimming pool. [laughter]


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>> I did just to be safe.


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>> Okay.


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>> Okay. So, but the problem is five years


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ago, we were thinking of putting a pool


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in the backyard, right? and they five


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different pool companies came and they


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said you need a bobcat you'll do a


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jacuzzi here they gave the bids and all


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that we didn't do it but in my contacts


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I have five different pool companies


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swimming pool companies


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>> okay


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>> and I have you in there too under pool I


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forgot I had all of them


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>> so I texted you I want to let you know


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Taylor an you're coming to the show


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we're strictly legit like we're always


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going to be just friends it's just a


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show we're not [ __ ] we're not going


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to [ __ ] there's no [ __ ] I texted them


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by mistake. Another pool company


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thinking I was texting you. You're


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because your other pool is the best


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company.


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>> So they text back, this is highly


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inappropriate. It's disgusting. You


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know, it's we find this revolting,


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>> right?


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>> So I told them I'm I'm texted back, I'm


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so sorry. I thought I was talking to an


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old friend. You know, I didn't By the


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way, will you still do my pool with no


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permits? I was wondering and


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>> they [laughter] didn't respond.


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>> So I had to tell you that this whole


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time


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>> and I know at one time at the gym


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>> Yeah. I don't know if you were talking


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to someone else or not, but I think you


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were talking to me and you called me


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babe. And I thought, "Oh, babe is very


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generic. Everyone's babe. I want to be


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like honey bun, cutie, love everyone."


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>> Right.


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>> Yeah. You can you can switch me.


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>> Okay. Yeah. If you want. [laughter]


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>> I Whatever I say you're


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>> I just feel like I naturally just say,


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"Okay, babe." to like not like in a just


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everybody, but it's more like within my


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vocabulary because I'm a very like okay


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babe that sounds well or like even to my


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niece like oh yeah babe like what do you


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need like


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>> uh I want to be like I want to I don't


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want to be babe I want to be like if we


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did vows if we got married like let's


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say I'm not married


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>> and we got married our vows would be


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what you would I would say to you you


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are the air in my lungs


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>> oh wow


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>> you like that


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>> and you can't breathe about me.


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>> And you would say back, "I'm the blood


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in your veins."


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>> Oh, [laughter]


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>> you like that?


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>> Yeah.


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>> Oh, we're doing so well. If this was the


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first date, how would I be doing?


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>> Uh, excellent.


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>> I mean, if I wasn't married, that's Oh,


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that [laughter] [ __ ] it up, right? Oh,


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damn.


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>> Let me see if we have questions from our


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chat. I mean, this is going really well.


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>> Okay, good.


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>> So,


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>> hey chat,


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>> tell me about your amazing hair.


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>> Okay, so um, growing up, my grandmother,


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she was a hair stylist for 30 years. So


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I had the privilege of growing up in a


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salon. So I learned handson exactly how


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to cut hair, how to color hair, how to


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do perms, how to cut men's hair, how to


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do the basic highlights, all type of fun


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coloring things and stuff like that. So


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um I just decided to like take into my


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own hands how to do my own hair within


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like these past couple of years because


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I just felt like it makes me feel good


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doing it on myself. And I've been to so


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many salons and shout out the the salons


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that I really do like. Um, but there's


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been some that weren't the best


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experience because I was able to have


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the privilege of getting the best


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experience with my grandma. So now as an


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a 30-year-old adult, I'm like, I'm going


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to color my own hair and I'm going to


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cut it myself. And honestly, like I've


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been loving the journey. Like it's been


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it's been feeling good.


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>> And you said you're 30. You look like


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you're 21 or 22.


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>> Thank you. I appreciate that.


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>> What kind of water do you drink? Tell us


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normal people so we can drink it and be


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>> I drink some Texas water. No complain.


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>> Cuz that's where you [laughter] just


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came from you said, right?


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>> Yeah. I'm from Texas. Yes. Yeah. Born


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and raised in San Antonio, Texas. Ghosts


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go.


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>> But um I feel like I have good jeans for


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my both both my parents, my mom and my


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father.


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>> Yeah,


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>> you do. And you were saying that when


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we're talking at the gym, I'm sorry to


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look down. That's okay.


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>> Which gym do you guys go to? Oh, people


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are talking. [laughter]


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So we go to Should we give him a shout


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out? Crunch gym and shout out.


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>> But Crunch is so ghetto.


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>> Honestly, let me tell you this. The


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reason why I was going is because they


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have a location in San Antonio, Texas.


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>> So, it's like a San Antonio thing. Like,


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you go to Crunch to go work out and like


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you run into friends and family members.


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So, since I saw it here, I was like,


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"Oh, it gives me a little taste and feel


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of home." So, that's why I decided to


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go.


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>> I go to Crunch because the girls are


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poor. So, I'm [laughter] like, "They're


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looking at me. What do you need? You


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need an iPhone, you need an iPad, I got


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it for you. When I go to 24-hour in


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Woodland Hills, they all have their own


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Mercedes, a good credit, their doctor,


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they have a doctor boyfriend. They don't


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need me. [laughter]


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>> But um so you were telling me at the gym


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one time that some of your family


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members are um like mafia or something.


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>> No,


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>> no, you're not. Oh, that was someone


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else. I'm sorry.


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>> Yeah. Uh-uh. No associations, but all


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love and respect.


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>> Okay. So Oh, kiss each other. No, it


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doesn't say that. Oh,


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>> no. I just made that up. I thought that


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would be so cool.


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>> Can you imagine if it said that?


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>> That'd be crazy.


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>> Um, okay. So, where am I? Oh my gosh.


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So,


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>> okay. Crunch. We talked about San


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Antonio, your family,


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>> and how are you so good-looking.


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>> Oh, thank you.


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>> You don't have to feel obligated to


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compliment me back.


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>> No, you're handsome as well.


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>> We look good together.


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>> Okay. Period.


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>> I'm married. I have two kids.


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>> You don't have any kids, right?


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>> No, no children at all.


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>> Take one of mine. Oh,


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>> well I'm okay.


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>> Yeah, you're good.


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>> Yeah, I have


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>> so hard.


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>> I have a little sister, so that's like


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to me like my my child, I guess you can


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say.


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>> How old is she?


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>> She's 15 and I'm 30. So, we're 15 years


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apart.


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>> I see. So,


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>> I have a 13-year-old and 17-year-old.


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So, I pick up a 13-year-old who just


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started high school.


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>> Nice.


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>> And then from like 50 miles away, I


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drive all the way to pick up the other


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one from college.


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>> Oh, okay.


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>> Yeah. How was traffic?


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>> Traffic's really bad. It's 111, which


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adds to the misery. And [laughter]


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you're right.


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>> Yeah, today was really hot. I can't lie.


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It It genuinely feels like um a sunburn


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type of type of heat.


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>> Yeah.


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>> I feel like I need to put on like


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sunscreen.


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>> So, it's kind of funny cuz at the high


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school, I'm looking at the high school


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girls, even if they're underage. I'm


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like, let me, you know, I'm driving you.


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I'm not making any money, not monetized.


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Let me at least get something out of it.


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Look at Let me look at you. So, I go to


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the Northridge [laughter] and I go to


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the college and I'm looking at the girls


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there and my kid is like, "Why are you


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He's objecting." I'm like, "Look, I'm


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driving you for free." Even a Uber


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driver gets some money, right? So, just


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let me get Let me look at them. I'm not


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trying to like pick them up. Let me look


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at them. They're just walking and


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they're jig. It's jiggly jiggly. Like,


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>> I'm dead.


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>> Oh my gosh. I think the girls are


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different in college than when I went.


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>> Oh, in college? Yeah. Yeah. It's a


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different generation.


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>> No, even in high school. white high


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school too for sure.


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>> The makeup and stuff like I wouldn't


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want to be their dad because like I


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wouldn't let them go to school like


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that.


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>> They're going to a beauty pageant.


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>> Yeah.


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>> How are they all dressed up like that?


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>> I think it I think it comes down to


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social media because when I mean I


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graduated 2014, so at that time it was


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peak Tumblr, peak uh Twitter, peak


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Instagram. So like everybody was real


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creative with their style and their look


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and that was more of like the creative


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aspect. Now that these younger children,


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I mean, I'm 30, so they're like what,


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16, 17, 15, you know? I think because of


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the fact that they're on social media,


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so they're seeing nothing but beautiful


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people, they want to look like that at


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that age. And the parents are just


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trying to keep up with the with the


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times. And I don't think there's nothing


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wrong with makeup for uh someone that's


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growing up. But there's there's levels


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to it.


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>> Not just makeup, they're wearing like


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their blouses all the way down. It's


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heavy.


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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nowadays they wear like


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extreme crop tops and stuff. I mean like


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I can't lie, in high school I would wear


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like high heels and like some nice


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skinny jeans and a nice top and a nice


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bag, but that was like 2013 2014 era.


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Like so I was living in that time frame.


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Like so I look at it like if I was their


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age right now, I think I'll probably be


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wearing that too thinking that that's


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what like normal in society. But it is


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kind of a little provocative cuz there's


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some stuff that's a little too much


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shown.


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>> It is. How does the school not tell them


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to go home and change?


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>> When I was a kid,


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>> you're going to trip out.


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>> So, we had to wear um long pants.


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>> Mhm.


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>> So, I was wearing shorts and this one


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other kid in the whole school was


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wearing shorts.


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>> Yeah.


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>> And so, me and his name was Stanley


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French. I remember from like 50 million


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years ago.


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>> So, they took us home to change.


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>> Oh.


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>> And I remember walking with Stanley. I


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used to get ISS, which is inschool


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suspension, for wearing tear jeans or a


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tank top that was that was shorter than


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three fingers. Like,


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>> did you have that I'm checking you out.


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Did you have that tattoo back then?


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>> Uh, no. I got this when I was 20. It was


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for free, [laughter] but I want to get


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it lasered off. It's just not really


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It's not really my aesthetic anymore.


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>> Just put like Tony on it. [laughter] Put


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like a bow and an arrow.


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>> Bobby, are you enjoying yourself? So, I


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work with two guys and at first when I


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started working with them about two and


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a half months ago, I didn't know what to


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think because they're very serious, not


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smiling, not laughing at all. I'm like,


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"Oh, no." Because part of the fun is


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making the cameraman laugh too,


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>> of course.


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>> And they're not laughing. I'm like,


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"Maybe they have some, you know, uh,


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some issues or they don't they don't


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don't like me as a person." I'm like,


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"No, I don't think it's going to work


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out." But it's really worked out.


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They're both exceptional. But I can tell


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you Bobby grew up privileged in a


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privileged area. You know, they ended up


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going, thanks to Joe Biden, the other


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one who was not as privileged, ended up


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going to the same film school,


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>> right?


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>> But um so like if they were both my


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kids,


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>> God forbid, of course,


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>> uh like Tommy not privileged at all,


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down to earth, like I can get him like


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whatever piñata growing up and he'd be


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cool with it.


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>> Yeah.


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>> Like no, Bobby, I would get have to get


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you a special pinñata with special


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colors. No. Right. I'm trying to say


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he's higher than


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>> so there's levels. One you get a cake at


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Ross. The next one you get a cake at


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pavilion. [laughter]


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>> No pavilions. He's going to want one


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from like Whole Foods. So you don't like


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piñatas or you're saying you're not high


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maintenance?


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>> Oh, he doesn't want to be involved at


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all. Oh, we were talking this morning.


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We were talking the whole time. Is


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everything okay?


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>> Is everything okay? Just give me a


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thumbs up or a thumbs down. Is


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everything okay with the camera?


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>> I'm saying I don't I don't take special


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privilege. Oh, he's saying he's not


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okay. So, he doesn't mind talking to us.


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This morning he was talking a lot, but


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he's saying, "What's with the camera?


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Why are you raising it so much?"


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>> Just because I want to get your angle,


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but this one's not.


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>> Oh, you see how he's thinking a very


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He's like a perfectionist.


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>> He's thinking ahead. Let him do his


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thing.


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>> He wasn't like because two months ago


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when they came on, they didn't know if I


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was going to keep him.


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>> But now that it's working out and they


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see how good I am and talented and all


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that, like, [ __ ] we can ride this guy,


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you know, we can keep going. So, the


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three shows I was telling you about at


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the gym,


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>> right,


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>> that um is they're going for podcast


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awards. Okay. Two of the three,


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>> Tommy edited one and and uh Bobby did


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the other one.


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>> Nice.


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>> So, yeah, one of the three if not two of


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the three are is going to win or


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honorable mention, first, second, third,


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guaranteed. We find out next month.


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>> Wow, that's that's amazing. We're


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manifesting that positive win. Yeah.


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You're welcome. So I told him I'm like


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the big whale shark and you be like a


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little fish ride me like a little fish


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on the shark. Just [laughter] ride me.


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Ride me.


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>> But I I can feel Bobby's vibe and I feel


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like he's pretty on it and he can he's


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>> he's too serious. Don't you think?


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>> That's okay. It


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>> okay. But sometimes when I make him


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laugh, he laughs. Like they have both


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beautiful smiles. I want to see him


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smile.


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>> Not just when I'm like it's payday,


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you're getting paid extra, then they


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really smile. I want to when I give him


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a joke like look he's thinking of money


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right now


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>> a


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>> nice smile right


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>> yes


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>> okay so oh we have more questions okay


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oh gu


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is we had a short about guuch is not


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coochie so [laughter] guch we had a uh


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we were talking about in a shorts are


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really popular right now but


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>> yeah they are


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>> they are but like the one over the


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weekend got a million views Oh, perfect.


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>> Almost 64,000 likes.


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>> Dang.


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>> But about 72 73 of the shorts I made


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private because I want people Oh, you


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want to laugh? Just go to the long form


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because we can't monetize from the


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shorts.


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>> Oh,


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>> we won't.


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>> Not in three years, not in five years.


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But we'll monetize eventually with the


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long form.


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>> Yeah.


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>> So now I'm putting everything on long


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form. We have things coming out every


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single day or almost every day. So, I'm


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not even He's gonna do some shorts from


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the Taylor show that we just had. It's


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really off the hook funny, but I might


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not even put those shorts on. Don't


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worry, you'll get paid. But, um I'm not


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I'll have them in my pocket and maybe


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put them on in a week or two because I


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really want to emphasize the live stream


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and the hours and um Oh, you have


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another tattoo right there on your arm.


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>> Oh, yeah. I have What's that one?


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>> Like three.


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>> Oh, I wasn't trying to like


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>> Oh, it's okay. Um


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>> Oh, you don't mind if I just look you up


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and down?


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>> Um No, I don't mind. I'll I'll explain


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the tattoos, please.


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>> There's just It's a simple story. Um,


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this one I got when I was 18. It was for


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fun with someone I was in love with and


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it was like a fun little thing we did.


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He has a different tattoo though, not


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nothing the same. And um, when I was 20,


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my I think I was 20 at that point. My


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grandmother had passed away from cancer,


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so I wanted to like just get a tattoo to


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remember like of her. So, I did. And I


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got this one. And at the same time, I


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got this one and it was for free because


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the tattoo artist like he was still


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fairly new in the industry with couple


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years under his belt and we were


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friends. So, he showed love by giving me


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this one for free. But yeah,


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>> well, he did a great job.


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>> Thank you. Thank you.


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>> I'm not sure if I ever told you cuz we


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just like work out, say hello, but my


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dad 30 years ago passed away from


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cancer.


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>> Oh, I'm sorry.


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>> And he had kidney cancer.


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>> Okay. Yeah.


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>> And your grandma had what kind of


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cancer?


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>> She had breast cancer. Yeah.


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>> She was younger. She was um I believe in


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her 60s. So I feel like that's still


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young.


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>> That's My dad was 49.


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>> Yeah. Wow. That's really young.


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>> I was 25. I remember on my on my


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birthday I just turned 25. He had a


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stroke where he was dying on his


00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:40.230
deathbed and the stroke he couldn't talk


00:14:40.240 --> 00:14:42.069
anymore after the stroke. It was my


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birthday and I said for my birthday I


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just want you to say something,


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anything. He would just look at me and


00:14:46.399 --> 00:14:49.030
he didn't. He never did. So, and then he


00:14:49.040 --> 00:14:52.150
died on um a month after my birthday,


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January 5, 1997. It was a Sunday


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afternoon. How do you you know when


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something's emotional that


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>> we're bonding so well here.


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>> Oh, yeah, we are.


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>> Yeah.




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>> Okay. So, tell me more. I feel


00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:05.829
uncomfortable because my wife is


00:15:05.839 --> 00:15:07.670
watching right now. Like, I can't really


00:15:07.680 --> 00:15:09.189
see everything. [laughter]


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>> So, Oh, okay. So, this is a cute story.


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I can tell you this. It's


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>> Yes. Tell me.


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>> And I want your clarification. And


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Bobby, you can help me out, too. You


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don't want to sit in the chair? You're


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good.


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Oh, that's where John John was my old


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camera person. He used to be in that


00:15:23.279 --> 00:15:24.230
corner over there. You got [laughter]


00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:26.230
John's corner right there. Okay.


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>> Um,


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>> so there's nobody's like you. You're


00:15:30.160 --> 00:15:33.030
very unique. But there's a a young lady


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million years ago before I got married.


00:15:34.959 --> 00:15:37.590
I was single in the Big Bear Arrowhead


00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:39.670
area. She had a cabin or it was her


00:15:39.680 --> 00:15:42.310
family's cabin and she invited me over.


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>> I was a young man. And so I go to her


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cabin and she's like, "I'll be, you


00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:47.350
know, give me a moment." I'm like, I


00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:48.389
thought she was going to go get her


00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:49.990
hunting rifle or something, right?


00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:51.590
>> And she starts peeing right in front of


00:15:51.600 --> 00:15:52.790
me [laughter]


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>> and you reminded me of her because you


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have similar features. You laugh, you


00:15:56.959 --> 00:15:58.629
know. I I never forgot her. Not that


00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:00.790
you're like her in any way, but so she


00:16:00.800 --> 00:16:02.949
started peeing and I never all these


00:16:02.959 --> 00:16:05.670
decades later, I've never had like 24


00:16:05.680 --> 00:16:07.189
years with my wife, she's never peed in


00:16:07.199 --> 00:16:07.990
front of me.


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>> And so she peed right in front of me.


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And I thought that's so [ __ ] hot. I


00:16:12.079 --> 00:16:13.670
never forgot she had her cooch right


00:16:13.680 --> 00:16:16.150
there and she starts wiping and the the


00:16:16.160 --> 00:16:18.230
pee pee was coming. The pee pee was


00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:19.990
coming from the vagina because the pee


00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:21.670
hole in the vagina that's the same,


00:16:21.680 --> 00:16:22.150
right?


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>> Mhm.


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>> It's the same. I knew it.


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>> So, how come people said the pee people


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say or I'm reading that the pee hole is


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different than the vagina hole? It's the


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same, right? It's one hole.


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>> I mean, there's like a like on like your


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the vagina there's like a little area


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where like the like your like your pee


00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:40.230
comes out.


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It's not. Yeah.


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>> It's like a one-way road in Hawaii. The


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chickens are going everywhere. You


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[laughter] pull over, you let the cars


00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:47.670
go, and then it's your turn to go on the


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road. It's like that


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>> pretty much.


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>> But then I was reading that I didn't


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know this. And Bobby, did you know about


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this stuff?


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>> Yeah. How did he know? So, I didn't know


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at all. So, I was reading


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>> that girls and I think I was watching a


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movie. I was reading it and then I saw


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it in the movie that girls have more


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holes than boys. So, you have the peeppy


00:17:07.679 --> 00:17:09.350
hole, the vagina, what your nostril


00:17:09.360 --> 00:17:11.750
holes if you if you put a hole into your


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earring. That's


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>> I literally saw a meme earlier today


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that said if [laughter]


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>> Tell me


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>> if she lets you put it on if she if she


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lets you put it in all five hoes, she's


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the one. And I was like, wait,


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>> five? You mean the ear, the two ears?


00:17:24.880 --> 00:17:25.270
That's


00:17:25.280 --> 00:17:26.949
>> the belly button. Like, what's going on?


00:17:26.959 --> 00:17:28.230
>> That's seven. [laughter]


00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:28.870
>> I was like,


00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:29.590
>> I'm confused.


00:17:29.600 --> 00:17:30.390
>> Me, too.


00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:31.830
>> How are you're a girl? How are you


00:17:31.840 --> 00:17:32.950
confused? I was just reading it and I


00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:34.390
started laughing and like you brought up


00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:35.909
the topic so I'm bringing up of the meme


00:17:35.919 --> 00:17:36.710
that I saw.


00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:38.710
>> I can't I can't ask my wife. She would


00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:39.110
yell at me.


00:17:39.120 --> 00:17:40.310
>> I was literally counting in my head like


00:17:40.320 --> 00:17:42.150
1 2 3. Okay.


00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:43.510
>> Well, if you don't know, how am I going


00:17:43.520 --> 00:17:44.230
to know


00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:44.630
>> exactly?


00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:46.950
>> You know, if this a hot girl and she's


00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:48.310
very courteous. Oh, she wants to go


00:17:48.320 --> 00:17:50.070
wipe. Oh, before we have, you know, we


00:17:50.080 --> 00:17:50.950
do it.


00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:52.470
>> Oh, that's so considerate of her. I'm


00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:53.909
like, no, you're so hot. Just come let


00:17:53.919 --> 00:17:55.830
me lick some pee. You don't have to just


00:17:55.840 --> 00:17:57.909
come back in [laughter] bed. I know


00:17:57.919 --> 00:17:58.630
you'd like that one.


00:17:58.640 --> 00:18:00.150
>> Yeah, I do like that one. I think for


00:18:00.160 --> 00:18:02.630
me, um, if I'm comfortable with the


00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:04.549
partner that I'm with, I'm going to just


00:18:04.559 --> 00:18:08.470
be an open book. So, I guess I might


00:18:08.480 --> 00:18:10.070
be in front of the person if we're


00:18:10.080 --> 00:18:11.510
comfortable with each other like that.


00:18:11.520 --> 00:18:15.350
Or me just being a freeminded spirited


00:18:15.360 --> 00:18:16.470
person.


00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:17.669
>> So, you know, if you don't mind me


00:18:17.679 --> 00:18:19.510
asking, you mentioned the person that


00:18:19.520 --> 00:18:21.110
you had loved. You don't love him


00:18:21.120 --> 00:18:22.789
anymore or that's in the past?


00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:26.310
>> Um, that was about like 12 years ago.


00:18:26.320 --> 00:18:28.470
>> So, it's it's all love to this day. like


00:18:28.480 --> 00:18:30.470
we're be we're best friends pretty much


00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:31.029
like


00:18:31.039 --> 00:18:33.430
>> but if you love love love I can never be


00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:34.870
friends with the person I'm love because


00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:35.430
at the end of


00:18:35.440 --> 00:18:37.110
>> I think it takes a it takes a strong


00:18:37.120 --> 00:18:39.270
minded individual that's very mature to


00:18:39.280 --> 00:18:41.190
realize that it's better off being


00:18:41.200 --> 00:18:44.390
friends than being lovers. So that's how


00:18:44.400 --> 00:18:46.390
that's how I see things like and it's


00:18:46.400 --> 00:18:47.990
not just anybody and everybody that gets


00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:50.390
that privilege from me personally. This


00:18:50.400 --> 00:18:51.590
is just somebody I was with when I was


00:18:51.600 --> 00:18:53.750
18 for a little bit and we decided our


00:18:53.760 --> 00:18:55.270
lives are going to go two totally two


00:18:55.280 --> 00:18:57.909
totally different ways and it did but


00:18:57.919 --> 00:18:59.350
for the better for ourselves


00:18:59.360 --> 00:19:01.590
individually. So ever since then we


00:19:01.600 --> 00:19:03.110
remain friends like we give each other


00:19:03.120 --> 00:19:05.590
the best life advice possible. Like if


00:19:05.600 --> 00:19:07.110
I'm in a situation and I just need


00:19:07.120 --> 00:19:08.789
advice, I'll call that person and he'll


00:19:08.799 --> 00:19:10.230
give me like the brutal honest advice


00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:11.510
and truth and vice versa.


00:19:11.520 --> 00:19:13.029
>> He doesn't get jealous if you're with a


00:19:13.039 --> 00:19:13.590
guy or


00:19:13.600 --> 00:19:14.950
>> No, because we don't see each other like


00:19:14.960 --> 00:19:16.789
that at all. Yeah.


00:19:16.799 --> 00:19:19.750
>> So men are very visual. If they don't,


00:19:19.760 --> 00:19:22.150
you see, if they don't see it, they


00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:24.310
might imagine it, but if they don't see


00:19:24.320 --> 00:19:25.510
it, then they're okay,


00:19:25.520 --> 00:19:25.909
>> right?


00:19:25.919 --> 00:19:27.590
>> But if he sees you walking hand in hand


00:19:27.600 --> 00:19:29.750
with Big Tony, we're on the beach, stand


00:19:29.760 --> 00:19:30.789
between [laughter] our toes, the


00:19:30.799 --> 00:19:32.470
dolphins are tearing us on us, they go


00:19:32.480 --> 00:19:34.390
by, then I'll be like, "What the [ __ ]


00:19:34.400 --> 00:19:35.909
Who's that bald motherfucker?"


00:19:35.919 --> 00:19:37.830
>> He'll be like,


00:19:37.840 --> 00:19:39.270
"There you go, Taye."


00:19:39.280 --> 00:19:39.830
>> Yeah.




00:19:40.720 --> 00:19:42.470
>> Wow. You know, usually at the end of a


00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:44.470
relationship, it's always like, "Fuck


00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:46.150
you. [ __ ] your mama."


00:19:46.160 --> 00:19:46.789
>> Right.


00:19:46.799 --> 00:19:47.669
>> Right. You know,


00:19:47.679 --> 00:19:49.830
>> Yeah. I can get sour.


00:19:49.840 --> 00:19:52.789
>> Let me see what RIP. What's RIP? What


00:19:52.799 --> 00:19:55.270
are they trying to say to me? That my


00:19:55.280 --> 00:19:57.510
show is going to be over. That's it.


00:19:57.520 --> 00:19:59.510
>> No, it's not what they're saying. I


00:19:59.520 --> 00:20:01.510
don't get it. I don't know what just


00:20:01.520 --> 00:20:04.310
happened here. But um Oh, here it goes.


00:20:04.320 --> 00:20:07.990
RIP Gu. Oh, sweet heat. I think the heat


00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:08.950
between us.


00:20:08.960 --> 00:20:09.669
>> Oh, okay.


00:20:09.679 --> 00:20:12.390
>> Right. Like if you got married, where


00:20:12.400 --> 00:20:14.549
would you want to have your honeymoon?


00:20:14.559 --> 00:20:15.590
Say Vegas.


00:20:15.600 --> 00:20:15.990
>> No,


00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:19.029
>> it's cheaper. No. M Vegas is like I'm


00:20:19.039 --> 00:20:20.630
bored. I'm going to drive for 4 hours


00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:21.990
and I'm going to go and have fun and go


00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:23.430
shopping and they come back. Like it's


00:20:23.440 --> 00:20:24.390
like nothing.


00:20:24.400 --> 00:20:25.669
>> Where would you go shopping? Louis


00:20:25.679 --> 00:20:26.390
Vuitton.


00:20:26.400 --> 00:20:28.630
>> Anywhere that I like. Any type of


00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:31.190
designer brand that I'm feeling any


00:20:31.200 --> 00:20:33.669
anything. I don't care. I love shopping.


00:20:33.679 --> 00:20:35.590
It can be down to Fashion Nova up to


00:20:35.600 --> 00:20:37.830
Balenciaga. Like I don't care. There's


00:20:37.840 --> 00:20:40.470
no there's no there's no store I want to


00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:41.029
go to.


00:20:41.039 --> 00:20:42.549
>> You know, I have videos about it's


00:20:42.559 --> 00:20:44.630
called How to Steal from Amazon. I've


00:20:44.640 --> 00:20:46.950
got videos. You saw that? But


00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:47.990
>> I'm not about that.


00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:50.230
>> Oh, oh, no, no, no. Let me tell you,


00:20:50.240 --> 00:20:52.310
it's [ __ ] It's just from my


00:20:52.320 --> 00:20:54.710
creation, from my imagination. It's not


00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:56.870
real. It seems real because that's part


00:20:56.880 --> 00:20:57.909
of my gift, right?


00:20:57.919 --> 00:20:59.909
>> Part of my, you know, I do insults, I do


00:20:59.919 --> 00:21:01.830
films, I do all that stuff. You're


00:21:01.840 --> 00:21:03.830
wondering how he's not rich, right? I


00:21:03.840 --> 00:21:06.149
don't know how I'm not rich by now.


00:21:06.159 --> 00:21:07.590
>> Maybe one, we talked about that, right?


00:21:07.600 --> 00:21:08.390
Maybe one day.


00:21:08.400 --> 00:21:09.029
>> Yeah.


00:21:09.039 --> 00:21:11.190
>> But what was I saying? You see how I You


00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:12.549
know, I have a tumor, right?


00:21:12.559 --> 00:21:13.190
>> Oh, really?


00:21:13.200 --> 00:21:14.149
>> Did I even tell you?


00:21:14.159 --> 00:21:15.110
>> No, I didn't know.


00:21:15.120 --> 00:21:17.029
>> Yeah, I go off. So, I have the ADD. I


00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:18.230
have all that stuff. All of a sudden, I


00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:19.669
forget what I was talking about.


00:21:19.679 --> 00:21:21.110
>> What was I talking about?


00:21:21.120 --> 00:21:23.029
>> Um, you were talking about uh


00:21:23.039 --> 00:21:24.070
>> This shouldn't happen.


00:21:24.080 --> 00:21:26.390
>> Oh, no. My uh honeymoon. Where where


00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:27.350
will I go?


00:21:27.360 --> 00:21:29.190
>> Uh, like seriously?


00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:30.070
>> Yeah.


00:21:30.080 --> 00:21:31.990
>> Um, probably somewhere out of the


00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:34.390
country or on the beach


00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:37.270
>> like sexy, someone somewhere nice


00:21:37.280 --> 00:21:38.950
>> where it's the temperature is hot.


00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:39.590
>> Yeah.


00:21:39.600 --> 00:21:40.950
>> Like where?


00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:43.990
>> I don't know like Bali or


00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:46.070
>> Oh, something different. So he's saying


00:21:46.080 --> 00:21:47.510
>> Turks and Caos.


00:21:47.520 --> 00:21:49.990
>> I heard of that. So u Oh, like Okay.


00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:51.110
Caribbean and all that.


00:21:51.120 --> 00:21:51.669
>> Right.


00:21:51.679 --> 00:21:52.549
>> Have you ever been?


00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:52.950
>> No.


00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:53.909
>> Me either.


00:21:53.919 --> 00:21:54.390
>> Yeah.


00:21:54.400 --> 00:21:55.590
>> We have so much in common.


00:21:55.600 --> 00:21:56.070
>> Right.


00:21:56.080 --> 00:21:58.310
>> So he's saying not RIP to your show.


00:21:58.320 --> 00:22:00.470
Your show is great. It's wonderful. It's


00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:02.230
going to be big. I just put that in


00:22:02.240 --> 00:22:03.830
there. He didn't say [laughter] that,


00:22:03.840 --> 00:22:07.669
>> but it says RIP about her grandma dying.


00:22:07.679 --> 00:22:09.590
>> Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.


00:22:09.600 --> 00:22:12.070
>> Such considerate people. Such wonderful


00:22:12.080 --> 00:22:12.710
people.


00:22:12.720 --> 00:22:14.950
>> Shout out Grandma Julia. [laughter] Rest


00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:15.430
in peace.


00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:16.549
>> Rest in peace.


00:22:16.559 --> 00:22:18.710
>> And you know, our rabbi many years ago,


00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:20.310
who's passed away himself, said,


00:22:20.320 --> 00:22:22.230
"Whenever you think of someone or a


00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:23.190
memory,


00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:24.549
>> that's their soul."


00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:25.430
>> Oh, for sure.


00:22:25.440 --> 00:22:25.990
>> You know,


00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:29.190
>> I genuinely feel like my grandma's there


00:22:29.200 --> 00:22:30.149
for me


00:22:30.159 --> 00:22:32.149
>> and like in so many different ways. So,


00:22:32.159 --> 00:22:33.669
like it doesn't even make me sad. It


00:22:33.679 --> 00:22:36.070
makes me like really happy to know that


00:22:36.080 --> 00:22:38.310
like someone that was really close, you


00:22:38.320 --> 00:22:40.070
know, to me as a family member and all


00:22:40.080 --> 00:22:42.070
that like is still physically there in a


00:22:42.080 --> 00:22:43.110
spiritual way.


00:22:43.120 --> 00:22:45.110
>> Yeah. Yeah, I really like that.


00:22:45.120 --> 00:22:47.350
>> So, at the gym when we met,


00:22:47.360 --> 00:22:48.950
>> you were probably doing like a back


00:22:48.960 --> 00:22:51.029
routine and she came to you and said,


00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:53.510
"Miah, look at that guy. Go talk to him.


00:22:53.520 --> 00:22:55.750
He's going to be [laughter] somebody."


00:22:55.760 --> 00:22:56.310
>> Right.


00:22:56.320 --> 00:22:57.669
>> Maybe.


00:22:57.679 --> 00:22:58.870
>> Yeah. So, I talked to


00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:00.390
>> I think she'd be in my ear for sure.


00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:03.270
>> I talked some Spanish.


00:23:03.280 --> 00:23:05.270
>> Um,


00:23:05.280 --> 00:23:07.909
>> like I like much


00:23:07.919 --> 00:23:10.470
beach, you know, la


00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:12.070
the food. Yep.


00:23:12.080 --> 00:23:13.669
>> You like the way I But don't ask me to


00:23:13.679 --> 00:23:15.669
roll Rs. I don't know how to roll Rs.


00:23:15.679 --> 00:23:17.750
>> It's okay. I My Spanish isn't the best.


00:23:17.760 --> 00:23:18.549
I wish it was.


00:23:18.559 --> 00:23:19.669
>> Can you roll Rs


00:23:19.679 --> 00:23:20.549
>> a little bit?


00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:22.230
>> Yeah, you can do it. Say rabbit. But


00:23:22.240 --> 00:23:22.549
roll


00:23:22.559 --> 00:23:23.190
>> rabbit.


00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:24.870
>> Oh, you can't like roll the R. You know


00:23:24.880 --> 00:23:27.350
how to like [laughter] Oh, you did it.


00:23:27.360 --> 00:23:29.110
Oh, that's good. And you can't even


00:23:29.120 --> 00:23:30.549
speak Spanish and you can do it,


00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:31.110
>> right?


00:23:31.120 --> 00:23:33.029
>> My wife My wife can do it really. My


00:23:33.039 --> 00:23:35.029
wife makes fun of me a lot. When I was


00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:36.789
in acting school, I did ballet. I was


00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:38.630
telling Bobby and I was telling someone


00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:41.190
else, not Bobby. Um, and she was making


00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:42.630
Oh, yeah. No, Bobby, we were talking


00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:44.070
about all the actors when they go


00:23:44.080 --> 00:23:45.830
through the academy, they the same


00:23:45.840 --> 00:23:46.710
curriculum,


00:23:46.720 --> 00:23:48.710
>> whether they're in a British acting


00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:50.549
school or here in Hollywood where I


00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:51.430
went,


00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:53.990
>> all the big ones have ballet, accent,


00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:56.390
voice classes. So, I took all that and


00:23:56.400 --> 00:23:57.909
she would make fun of me when I took


00:23:57.919 --> 00:23:59.590
ballet because I'm not very coordinated.


00:23:59.600 --> 00:24:01.510
And I tried. One time I cried during


00:24:01.520 --> 00:24:03.350
ballet [laughter] because it was so hard


00:24:03.360 --> 00:24:04.789
for me. And I but I got through it. I


00:24:04.799 --> 00:24:07.510
passed it. I I did okay. You know, I


00:24:07.520 --> 00:24:10.070
didn't fail. But I'm proud of myself for


00:24:10.080 --> 00:24:10.470
doing that.


00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:12.390
>> As long as you tried.


00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:15.110
>> My god, you're so supportive. [laughter]


00:24:15.120 --> 00:24:15.830
>> You know, uh


00:24:15.840 --> 00:24:17.430
>> I'm scared to give you my wife's number.


00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:18.950
Usually I would say, "Call my wife. Tell


00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:20.390
her how great I am." But I'm afraid


00:24:20.400 --> 00:24:22.470
that, you know, you would be like, you


00:24:22.480 --> 00:24:23.909
know, I want your man.


00:24:23.919 --> 00:24:25.909
>> No. No. I don't I don't get down like


00:24:25.919 --> 00:24:26.230
that.


00:24:26.240 --> 00:24:28.549
>> Oh, thanks. I'm I'm respectful.


00:24:28.559 --> 00:24:30.710
>> You're safe. [laughter]


00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:32.710
>> Really respectful.


00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:34.870
>> Okay. So, what do you think about doing


00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:38.310
a life scan a day? One a day. Um,


00:24:38.320 --> 00:24:39.669
>> too much.


00:24:39.679 --> 00:24:41.909
>> Yeah, for right now. From because of my


00:24:41.919 --> 00:24:43.590
personal schedule, it's it's pretty


00:24:43.600 --> 00:24:44.070
busy.


00:24:44.080 --> 00:24:45.750
>> One a week?


00:24:45.760 --> 00:24:48.549
>> Maybe one every two weeks.


00:24:48.559 --> 00:24:50.789
>> Okay, deal. Two a month.


00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:52.710
>> Possibly two a month or one one a month


00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:53.269
for now.


00:24:53.279 --> 00:24:54.950
>> I just want you to come back again.


00:24:54.960 --> 00:24:58.070
>> I know. It's a lot of fun. I I feel like


00:24:58.080 --> 00:25:00.230
um the cameras aren't even on if that


00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:00.950
makes sense.


00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:02.789
>> It's like a date


00:25:02.799 --> 00:25:04.549
>> except [laughter] I'm [ __ ] up. I keep


00:25:04.559 --> 00:25:06.630
checking my phone, you know?


00:25:06.640 --> 00:25:07.909
you wouldn't give me another date cuz


00:25:07.919 --> 00:25:09.269
I'm checking because you know the people


00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:11.029
are talking but you're probably like


00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:12.470
who's this [ __ ] checking his


00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:12.789
phone.


00:25:12.799 --> 00:25:14.789
>> Honestly, I can't even be mad if that


00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:16.789
was the scenario because I'm notorious


00:25:16.799 --> 00:25:18.630
for being on my phones on when I'm


00:25:18.640 --> 00:25:19.909
talking to somebody and looking up and


00:25:19.919 --> 00:25:21.830
down like oh yeah but like I'm still in


00:25:21.840 --> 00:25:23.909
the zone of the conversation but I know


00:25:23.919 --> 00:25:25.669
that like if my phone's going off it's


00:25:25.679 --> 00:25:27.350
for a valid reason. So like I need to


00:25:27.360 --> 00:25:27.990
get on it.


00:25:28.000 --> 00:25:29.669
>> Oh don't worry if I was on a date with


00:25:29.679 --> 00:25:30.549
you


00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:32.549
>> you can do no wrong. You can have like


00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:34.870
saliva coming out your mouth and be like


00:25:34.880 --> 00:25:36.390
I love this girl. I'm going to just look


00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:38.310
at her pretend like you know you can


00:25:38.320 --> 00:25:38.789
like [laughter]


00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:41.430
>> you can stutter all night like you could


00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:44.390
do anything. I think the worst dates


00:25:44.400 --> 00:25:47.750
has to be I feel like the worst ones


00:25:47.760 --> 00:25:49.669
like the type of environment and the


00:25:49.679 --> 00:25:51.590
conversations is when you're sitting


00:25:51.600 --> 00:25:53.510
with the person and they just keep


00:25:53.520 --> 00:25:56.390
talking negative things about their ex


00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:59.029
or their last partner and they're


00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:01.350
dogging them and you're like,


00:26:01.360 --> 00:26:03.590
>> "Wow, if you feel that way about the


00:26:03.600 --> 00:26:05.510
person you were just with in a negative


00:26:05.520 --> 00:26:07.029
way, imagine what you're going to say


00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:08.470
about me


00:26:08.480 --> 00:26:10.470
>> if this date doesn't go good in your


00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:12.230
book." And then the worst is when you


00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:13.750
see them in public and they're back


00:26:13.760 --> 00:26:15.830
together [laughter] and then like and


00:26:15.840 --> 00:26:17.190
like in your mind you're just thinking


00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:20.390
like uh like clocket t the whole time


00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:22.310
you're talking all this hot [ __ ]


00:26:22.320 --> 00:26:24.149
>> Do you go to the girl and be like I want


00:26:24.159 --> 00:26:25.909
>> I would never I would never go up to the


00:26:25.919 --> 00:26:27.990
person and say I would never do that cuz


00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:29.990
for one it's just like below me. I'm too


00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:32.789
player for that. And for two it's like I


00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:35.350
see what type of time you're on as a man


00:26:35.360 --> 00:26:37.669
or you know whatever. like you're on


00:26:37.679 --> 00:26:39.190
that type of time to talk about this


00:26:39.200 --> 00:26:41.029
person because you're not with them and


00:26:41.039 --> 00:26:42.789
then you run back to them, but they


00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:43.909
don't know that you're talking about


00:26:43.919 --> 00:26:45.669
them. But it's not my place to say that


00:26:45.679 --> 00:26:47.430
because what's done in the dark comes to


00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:49.669
light on on that own terms. Like


00:26:49.679 --> 00:26:51.110
>> you think my wife says bad things about


00:26:51.120 --> 00:26:52.950
me at work to her girlfriends. What


00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:55.590
could she say? I go shopping, take care


00:26:55.600 --> 00:26:57.029
of the kids. What could she say badly


00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:57.669
about me?


00:26:57.679 --> 00:26:58.390
>> I don't know.


00:26:58.400 --> 00:26:59.269
>> I hope not.


00:26:59.279 --> 00:27:00.710
>> I don't know.


00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:02.230
>> Would you like if we were together, me


00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:03.909
and you? I know. I keep thinking about


00:27:03.919 --> 00:27:05.669
that. [laughter] Would you say anything


00:27:05.679 --> 00:27:08.149
bad about me to your girlfriends? Girl,


00:27:08.159 --> 00:27:09.590
he's like he wants to take me to the


00:27:09.600 --> 00:27:12.630
park and split a sandwich with me. He's


00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:13.990
Why are you going out with that poor


00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:14.710
Tony?


00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:15.350
>> I'm dead.


00:27:15.360 --> 00:27:17.590
>> Poor [laughter] he brought some Kool-Aid


00:27:17.600 --> 00:27:20.390
to the park.


00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:22.630
>> Some Kool-Aid. That's cute.


00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:24.470
>> I'm just trying. Thank you. Oh, you mean


00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:25.269
the joke was cute?


00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:27.350
>> Yeah, the joke. Yeah. [laughter]


00:27:27.360 --> 00:27:28.710
>> So, I'm just laughing cuz I'm thinking


00:27:28.720 --> 00:27:30.310
like that scenario. Imagine bringing


00:27:30.320 --> 00:27:31.990
Kool-Aid to the park and like a


00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:32.470
sandwich.


00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:34.789
>> I like you so much more. I already liked


00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:35.590
you at the gym.


00:27:35.600 --> 00:27:36.149
>> Thank you.


00:27:36.159 --> 00:27:38.310
>> But like I see you differently now cuz


00:27:38.320 --> 00:27:39.669
like you're you're made up like you're


00:27:39.679 --> 00:27:41.510
on a date with me, [laughter]


00:27:41.520 --> 00:27:42.789
>> right? And people are I think the


00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:44.549
retention is skyhigh, right? How many


00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:47.590
people do we have? Don't tell me. I'm is


00:27:47.600 --> 00:27:49.110
10.


00:27:49.120 --> 00:27:51.110
>> Okay, that's fine. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him.


00:27:51.120 --> 00:27:52.310
It's just me [laughter] and you. Who


00:27:52.320 --> 00:27:53.590
cares?


00:27:53.600 --> 00:27:55.430
>> Imagine he's there all like 10,000.


00:27:55.440 --> 00:27:57.590
You're like, "Fuck them all." If there's


00:27:57.600 --> 00:27:59.430
no one watching, right,


00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:01.750
>> if I never make a penny from the show,


00:28:01.760 --> 00:28:03.110
God forbid,


00:28:03.120 --> 00:28:06.389
>> my reward is just having you on, just


00:28:06.399 --> 00:28:07.190
talking to you.


00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:11.269
>> Oh, thank you. And you know, my award,


00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:13.110
my award is just being on here. You


00:28:13.120 --> 00:28:13.430
know,


00:28:13.440 --> 00:28:14.230
>> you're having fun.


00:28:14.240 --> 00:28:16.310
>> Yeah, having fun. Like I said earlier


00:28:16.320 --> 00:28:18.630
before we started filming, like um I was


00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:20.149
getting really nervous. I wasn't


00:28:20.159 --> 00:28:22.149
definitely I was not definitely second


00:28:22.159 --> 00:28:24.070
guessing myself. I was just more on


00:28:24.080 --> 00:28:26.310
like, oh [ __ ] this is this is going to


00:28:26.320 --> 00:28:28.070
be legit. Like, I'm I'm going to be


00:28:28.080 --> 00:28:30.870
live. Like, what if I say something or


00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:32.470
make a facial expression that I don't


00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:34.950
like, but oh well, this is me, you know?


00:28:34.960 --> 00:28:35.750
This is who I am.


00:28:35.760 --> 00:28:36.950
>> You think that's what happened to the


00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:38.549
guest in the morning, she had like


00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:39.669
second thoughts about


00:28:39.679 --> 00:28:41.269
>> a lot of the times when it comes down to


00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:43.590
this and recording and social media,


00:28:43.600 --> 00:28:45.110
people really do back out because at the


00:28:45.120 --> 00:28:46.789
end of the day, either they don't have


00:28:46.799 --> 00:28:47.990
the confidence, they don't see


00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:49.430
themselves really doing that or or they


00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:50.789
don't want to see themselves. If that


00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:53.110
makes sense. That's totally okay.


00:28:53.120 --> 00:28:55.190
>> But communication's everything.


00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:57.430
>> You can change your mind. No problem. I


00:28:57.440 --> 00:28:58.950
even say if you don't want any dirty


00:28:58.960 --> 00:29:01.029
words, we can have clean words, just


00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:02.630
clean show. If you don't like something,


00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:04.630
we can edit out. We don't have to go


00:29:04.640 --> 00:29:06.870
live. We could do just a show taped.


00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:07.190
>> Yeah.


00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:09.510
>> And Bobby will edit the whole thing.


00:29:09.520 --> 00:29:11.269
>> We can do whatever you want. But if you


00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:13.430
change your mind, no matter what, just


00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:14.310
let me know.


00:29:14.320 --> 00:29:14.789
>> Exactly.


00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:16.389
>> Don't stand me up. Have you ever done


00:29:16.399 --> 00:29:17.830
that? Like you're on a date and you tell


00:29:17.840 --> 00:29:19.269
a guy like, "I'm going to the bathroom."


00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:21.350
And never come back. Never.


00:29:21.360 --> 00:29:23.029
>> Women do. Not to me.


00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:26.630
>> Honestly, I I I have I I've have some I


00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:28.310
have some some friends that that have


00:29:28.320 --> 00:29:30.630
definitely done that to a female or to a


00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:33.909
guy. So, I hear those stories throughout


00:29:33.919 --> 00:29:35.669
these years and I'm like, I just don't


00:29:35.679 --> 00:29:37.669
have the courage to do that. Like, if


00:29:37.679 --> 00:29:39.190
I'm not filling the date, I'll finish


00:29:39.200 --> 00:29:41.269
the date, but I'm definitely heading out


00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:43.430
my own way. Like, I'm not going to


00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:45.029
continue or lead somebody on. I'll tell


00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:46.230
somebody straight up straight forward.


00:29:46.240 --> 00:29:48.950
Like it was it was fun at this moment,


00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:50.470
but going forward like we're not doing


00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:52.230
this anymore. I'm I'm very


00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:53.590
straightforward because it's like I'm


00:29:53.600 --> 00:29:54.630
not trying to leave nobody on.


00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:55.269
>> I like that.


00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:56.950
>> Yeah. Cuz some people will think like,


00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:58.710
"Oh, I have another chance." Or, "Oh,


00:29:58.720 --> 00:30:00.470
let me keep texting you or calling you."


00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:01.909
And it's like, "No."


00:30:01.919 --> 00:30:02.310
>> Like


00:30:02.320 --> 00:30:03.750
>> I think the only one watching is my


00:30:03.760 --> 00:30:04.630
wife.


00:30:04.640 --> 00:30:06.389
>> This is like the threesome I always


00:30:06.399 --> 00:30:07.990
wanted. I always I [laughter] always


00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:09.990
asked her for a hall pass and she like


00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:11.750
one time after 10 years you're a great


00:30:11.760 --> 00:30:12.789
dad. I'll give you a hall pass.


00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:13.510
>> Have you seen um


00:30:13.520 --> 00:30:15.909
>> But she took it back. The movie. Yeah.


00:30:15.919 --> 00:30:17.590
>> But then she she was teasing me. She


00:30:17.600 --> 00:30:18.789
took it back and didn't give me her


00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:19.350
blessing.


00:30:19.360 --> 00:30:21.110
>> Do you know who Lennena the plug is?


00:30:21.120 --> 00:30:21.830
>> No.


00:30:21.840 --> 00:30:24.549
>> Oh, wow. Okay. So, you know who Adam2


00:30:24.559 --> 00:30:25.830
is? Like No Jumper?


00:30:25.840 --> 00:30:26.310
>> No.


00:30:26.320 --> 00:30:28.470
>> Okay. I'm going to educate him. So, No


00:30:28.480 --> 00:30:30.630
Jumper is a huge podcast in Los Angeles


00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:32.789
and they film in Burbank and he's been


00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:35.110
around for like so many years and he's


00:30:35.120 --> 00:30:38.310
he's done so many viral famous


00:30:38.320 --> 00:30:39.990
interviews with so many famous


00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:42.549
celebrities and rappers and producers


00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:44.789
and people in the streets of LA. He has


00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:46.870
a wife named Lena the plug and she's a


00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:49.510
known porn star and she's really very


00:30:49.520 --> 00:30:52.070
sexy, very beautiful, just, you know.


00:30:52.080 --> 00:30:52.389
Yeah.


00:30:52.399 --> 00:30:54.789
>> So, she went on 20 versus one. So,


00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:57.430
there's 20 females versus one man. The


00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:00.230
man was Drake, the rapper Drake. Okay.


00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:02.389
So, her husband gave her a hall pass on


00:31:02.399 --> 00:31:02.950
the paper


00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:03.669
>> to be with Drake.


00:31:03.679 --> 00:31:05.029
>> To be with Drake. And No, I wouldn't do


00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:05.350
it.


00:31:05.360 --> 00:31:06.789
>> Yeah. And Drake. Drake. Drake had a


00:31:06.799 --> 00:31:10.470
challenge. It was uh [ __ ] Mary and best


00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:12.230
friend. And she was she was the she was


00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:14.870
the the like the girl he'll [ __ ] So he


00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:16.630
gave her $25,000.


00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:18.149
>> Say that word again.


00:31:18.159 --> 00:31:20.230
>> She was the girl that he'll [ __ ]


00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:21.669
>> Just that word that just [laughter] I


00:31:21.679 --> 00:31:23.830
like the way you said that. Oh my god. I


00:31:23.840 --> 00:31:25.110
think you're the only one who's ever


00:31:25.120 --> 00:31:26.470
said the only lady on my [laughter]


00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:28.630
show. I've had like about four girls on


00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:29.990
my show total in the three-month


00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:30.470
history.


00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:30.710
>> Yeah.


00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:32.470
>> And you're the first one who said Wait,


00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:34.310
has Taylor ever said [ __ ] on any of her


00:31:34.320 --> 00:31:35.909
shows? Bobby, wake up. What are you


00:31:35.919 --> 00:31:37.750
doing over there on your phone? What's


00:31:37.760 --> 00:31:40.389
more important than this? has Taylor has


00:31:40.399 --> 00:31:41.190
>> He's tapping in.


00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:42.789
>> But how come you have more chat than me?


00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:45.350
I only have like one chat


00:31:45.360 --> 00:31:46.389
>> on my phone.


00:31:46.399 --> 00:31:46.710
>> Okay.


00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:48.470
>> Oh, that stream is incredible. You have


00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:50.149
How come you can see more than me?


00:31:50.159 --> 00:31:51.509
>> Cuz it's different. Probably.


00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:59.430
>> Oh my god. My wife is texting. Oh no.


00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:01.190
>> Oh my god. If I had more money, I would


00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:02.630
pay you.


00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:04.789
>> Uh, we'll know right away.


00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:05.190
>> Okay.


00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:06.310
>> I can't watch it on the computer. That's


00:32:06.320 --> 00:32:06.630
okay.


00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:08.149
>> Okay. No problem. I love it. I didn't


00:32:08.159 --> 00:32:11.110
know. Oh, my wife is okay. She says, "I


00:32:11.120 --> 00:32:13.029
will give you she's wonderful. I will


00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:14.389
give you that threesome you always


00:32:14.399 --> 00:32:15.590
wanted with her."


00:32:15.600 --> 00:32:17.190
>> No, I just said [laughter] I just made


00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:18.710
that up. It just sounded good saying


00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:19.350
that.


00:32:19.360 --> 00:32:21.909
>> No. Oh my god. You were You were ready.


00:32:21.919 --> 00:32:22.950
>> Oh.


00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:24.789
>> Oh, you didn't say anything. That's


00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:26.149
potential. [laughter] That's may That's


00:32:26.159 --> 00:32:28.630
a maybe. Oh my god. I'm just shy.


00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:30.870
>> Look at Bobby. But he like he turns like


00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:32.870
red like a tomato when he he's enjoying


00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:34.389
himself. He turns into a tomato. I love


00:32:34.399 --> 00:32:36.310
it. That's when I know he's having fun.


00:32:36.320 --> 00:32:39.190
Okay. P leaves. Okay, this is my wife


00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:41.590
who's uh in the medical industry.


00:32:41.600 --> 00:32:43.750
>> P leaves but not a doctor,


00:32:43.760 --> 00:32:44.310
>> right?


00:32:44.320 --> 00:32:45.669
>> She was a doctor. I wouldn't be doing


00:32:45.679 --> 00:32:48.710
this [ __ ] We'd have money, right?


00:32:48.720 --> 00:32:52.310
>> P leaves the body through the urethra.


00:32:52.320 --> 00:32:53.350
What the [ __ ] How does she know


00:32:53.360 --> 00:32:55.110
>> the urethra tube or something like that?


00:32:55.120 --> 00:32:58.470
>> Yeah, urethra. Separate from the vagina.


00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:00.070
She says they're two separate things.


00:33:00.080 --> 00:33:02.310
>> Yeah, it's like on top like of the hole.


00:33:02.320 --> 00:33:02.630
Like


00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:05.110
>> look, look, look. It took We never talk.


00:33:05.120 --> 00:33:07.269
We just watch Netflix, right? That's all


00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:09.909
we do, right? Which is not good. Uh, but


00:33:09.919 --> 00:33:11.750
look, we never we never really talk or I


00:33:11.760 --> 00:33:13.590
go to sleep early cuz I get tired. I'm


00:33:13.600 --> 00:33:15.590
older, right? Say I'm a dinosaur, but


00:33:15.600 --> 00:33:17.750
I'm not a dinosaur yet, right? I don't


00:33:17.760 --> 00:33:18.870
>> No, no, no, no.


00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:21.830
>> Look, it took you to get my wife to talk


00:33:21.840 --> 00:33:25.509
to me. So, she says that the I guess the


00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:27.590
pee pee hole is a separate dedicated


00:33:27.600 --> 00:33:29.350
hole separate from the vagina.


00:33:29.360 --> 00:33:29.909
>> Yes.


00:33:29.919 --> 00:33:31.750
>> So, it's not like the road in Hawaii


00:33:31.760 --> 00:33:34.470
where it's one way. It's its own thing.


00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:36.070
So, how come that girl it looked like


00:33:36.080 --> 00:33:37.750
the pee was coming from the vagina and


00:33:37.760 --> 00:33:39.269
when she was cleaning it looked like she


00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:41.750
was maybe the


00:33:41.760 --> 00:33:44.470
>> the way that her little like pee hole is


00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:45.990
I guess you can say like the tubes it's


00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:48.310
like it's like on top so like it just


00:33:48.320 --> 00:33:51.110
comes out like the illusion like that.


00:33:51.120 --> 00:33:51.509
Yeah.


00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:53.669
>> But her toilet I remember was next to


00:33:53.679 --> 00:33:56.630
the cabin door. So if she pees a lot she


00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:58.470
might attract the bears, coyotes. I


00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:00.230
don't I don't know because it was like


00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:03.350
>> scary. So, uh, and I remember her dad


00:34:03.360 --> 00:34:06.230
had like one foot. I never even told the


00:34:06.240 --> 00:34:07.430
story to my wife.


00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:07.990
>> Oh, wow.


00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:10.629
>> So, um, I went to Bali for my honeymoon.


00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:12.710
Oh, another person is saying they went


00:34:12.720 --> 00:34:14.310
to Bali for their honeymoon. So, what


00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:15.990
you want to make jealous? Because I'm


00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:17.750
poor. They [laughter] went for like a


00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:20.869
two day. It was two days free at um, the


00:34:20.879 --> 00:34:23.109
flamingo. They gave me like a comp


00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:25.669
drink. This [ __ ] went to Bali,


00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:26.230
>> right?


00:34:26.240 --> 00:34:27.190
>> What? Now,


00:34:27.200 --> 00:34:28.629
>> I've only I've only been lucky getting a


00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:30.468
damn gift card doing that [ __ ] Oh, I


00:34:30.478 --> 00:34:31.829
[laughter] apologize. I don't want to


00:34:31.839 --> 00:34:33.589
call any of my because I'm so jealous


00:34:33.599 --> 00:34:35.990
that I take the MF back. This is the


00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:37.190
most wonderful [laughter] people we have


00:34:37.200 --> 00:34:37.909
watching. Good.


00:34:37.919 --> 00:34:39.669
>> I shouldn't alienate the three people


00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:40.470
that are watching,


00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:41.109
>> right?


00:34:41.119 --> 00:34:42.950
>> It's more than three people now, right?


00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:44.550
[ __ ] yeah. Don't tell me the number.


00:34:44.560 --> 00:34:45.909
Don't tell me the number. Is it more


00:34:45.919 --> 00:34:47.270
than five?


00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:47.909
>> [ __ ] yeah.


00:34:47.919 --> 00:34:49.109
>> Well, let me tell you the story and


00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:50.310
finish it real quick. So, you don't have


00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:52.950
to Lena Lena the plug got the got the


00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:54.389
hall pass, you know, and gave it to


00:34:54.399 --> 00:34:55.990
Drake. So, Drake put her under the


00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:57.510
category out of all the 20 girls, he


00:34:57.520 --> 00:34:58.550
chose three


00:34:58.560 --> 00:35:01.190
>> to [ __ ] No, he chose three girls. One


00:35:01.200 --> 00:35:03.430
to [ __ ] one to marry, one to have as a


00:35:03.440 --> 00:35:05.430
best friend. Lenna the plug was the girl


00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:07.430
that he wants to [ __ ] because she has a


00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:08.950
hall pass. And like,


00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:10.310
>> oh my god, I want to [ __ ] my wife


00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:11.829
tonight. The way you were saying [ __ ] is


00:35:11.839 --> 00:35:12.550
getting me going.


00:35:12.560 --> 00:35:14.390
>> Her and her husband are like open with


00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:16.470
their marriage and like she's a known


00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:18.150
porn star in the industry. Like she has


00:35:18.160 --> 00:35:19.349
a lot of good like content.


00:35:19.359 --> 00:35:20.310
>> So why would he want


00:35:20.320 --> 00:35:22.470
>> So Drake is like, you know, Drake is


00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:24.470
Drake. Like we love Drake in Texas. Like


00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:25.750
Drake is everything, you know?


00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:27.109
>> Uhhuh. He has good songs.


00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:29.030
>> He does. He's a legend. That one song is


00:35:29.040 --> 00:35:31.750
so good, but then in the middle of it,


00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:33.349
he drops off. So, I just played the


00:35:33.359 --> 00:35:35.750
first half of the song over.


00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:37.430
>> It's the one that he does with another


00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:40.470
rapper or singer. I played it's uh it's


00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:42.550
something on the fun on the I'm I'm busy


00:35:42.560 --> 00:35:45.270
on the weekend. I [ __ ] it up. I know.


00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:45.829
>> It's okay.


00:35:45.839 --> 00:35:48.310
>> But like I'm busy on the weekend. I'm


00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:49.589
working on the weekend. That's it.


00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:50.150
That's a lyric


00:35:50.160 --> 00:35:50.950
>> working on the weekend.


00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:52.710
>> Yeah. Work. It was so [ __ ] good. But


00:35:52.720 --> 00:35:54.390
in the second half of the song, it goes


00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:55.829
to completely different lyrics I don't


00:35:55.839 --> 00:35:57.270
like. cuz I keep playing the first half


00:35:57.280 --> 00:35:57.750
over and over.


00:35:57.760 --> 00:35:59.349
>> Is it Is it one of his new songs?


00:35:59.359 --> 00:36:01.750
>> No, it's old. It's classic. Working on


00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:03.670
>> working on the weekend like usual.


00:36:03.680 --> 00:36:05.910
>> Oh my god, that's it. Oh my god, that's


00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:06.790
it. I [ __ ] love that.


00:36:06.800 --> 00:36:08.630
>> I've done my taxes. I'm too turned up.


00:36:08.640 --> 00:36:10.684
>> That's me. That's me not doing my taxes.


00:36:10.694 --> 00:36:12.150
[laughter]


00:36:12.160 --> 00:36:13.190
>> But why does it go


00:36:13.200 --> 00:36:15.030
>> allegedly for the IRS?


00:36:15.040 --> 00:36:17.190
>> But how come it goes off the cliff and


00:36:17.200 --> 00:36:18.550
it goes into like a different type of


00:36:18.560 --> 00:36:18.950
song?


00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:20.310
>> Because that's just how that's just how


00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:21.750
songs are nowadays.


00:36:21.760 --> 00:36:23.990
>> I like it. I the first half I wanted to


00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:25.990
continue with I just play the first half


00:36:26.000 --> 00:36:27.349
over and over. I loop it, you know.


00:36:27.359 --> 00:36:29.270
>> He has three new albums that he released


00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:30.150
at the same time.


00:36:30.160 --> 00:36:31.670
>> I love that. That's my favorite one of


00:36:31.680 --> 00:36:32.870
my favorite songs.


00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:33.910
>> The three new albums.


00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:36.390
>> No, that one working on the weekend like


00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:37.109
usual.


00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:38.310
>> I get it.


00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:39.589
>> That's a good one. That's a That's a


00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:39.990
classic.


00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:41.670
>> It's really good. So that


00:36:41.680 --> 00:36:43.589
>> [ __ ] this is claim not clout. There


00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:44.069
you go.


00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:46.710
>> Well, I wouldn't say that word like I'd


00:36:46.720 --> 00:36:49.510
say to my dogs. They're awful.


00:36:49.520 --> 00:36:52.150
>> They're awful. Your dogs? How what kind


00:36:52.160 --> 00:36:53.109
of dogs do you have?


00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:54.069
>> Akitas.


00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:54.390
>> Okay.


00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:56.790
>> And they are they like so cute. They


00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:58.470
look really super cute,


00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:00.710
>> but they're naughty and they're killers.


00:37:00.720 --> 00:37:01.430
They kill


00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:01.990
>> Oh, yeah.


00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:03.510
>> Oh, yeah. They've killed They've killed


00:37:03.520 --> 00:37:05.030
rats, possums. They've killed our


00:37:05.040 --> 00:37:05.829
rabbits.


00:37:05.839 --> 00:37:06.230
>> Oh.


00:37:06.240 --> 00:37:08.470
>> So, our 50 lb tortoises,


00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:11.910
>> one of them had a tortoise in its mouth.


00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:14.230
And um so by the time I got home picking


00:37:14.240 --> 00:37:15.910
up my kids, this is a few years ago,


00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:17.430
almost killed the tortoise. The tortoise


00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:18.310
is a hard shell,


00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:18.630
>> right?


00:37:18.640 --> 00:37:20.710
>> The tortoise was tucked in. The tortoise


00:37:20.720 --> 00:37:22.710
was bleeding and all [ __ ] up


00:37:22.720 --> 00:37:24.230
>> in its mouth. And I had to take it to


00:37:24.240 --> 00:37:26.150
the vet. Almost died. It took a week


00:37:26.160 --> 00:37:27.829
just to move. I had to put it in a warm


00:37:27.839 --> 00:37:29.190
bath all day, all night.


00:37:29.200 --> 00:37:29.910
>> Jeez.


00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:31.430
>> And it was tossing it around like a


00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:32.069
football.


00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:32.870
>> Dang.


00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:33.910
>> Yeah.


00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:35.910
>> And then when I saw in the camera later


00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:37.589
when I didn't I shut off the


00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:39.270
notifications cuz otherwise I get


00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:40.230
notified every second,


00:37:40.240 --> 00:37:40.950
>> right?


00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:42.550
>> Look, I told all the criminals now I


00:37:42.560 --> 00:37:44.150
don't have notification. [laughter]


00:37:44.160 --> 00:37:46.470
Come home and I see is one full hour it


00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:48.630
was playing with it in its mouth. M


00:37:48.640 --> 00:37:50.550
>> it killed uh it killed one chicken.


00:37:50.560 --> 00:37:52.950
>> That's what he said.


00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:53.670
>> That was


00:37:53.680 --> 00:37:55.270
>> It was playing in It was It was playing


00:37:55.280 --> 00:37:56.870
in his mouth. [laughter]


00:37:56.880 --> 00:37:59.430
>> What? Play was that a Was that a gay


00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:00.710
joke? That's why I didn't get it.


00:38:00.720 --> 00:38:01.270
>> Yeah. Just


00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:02.691
>> Yeah. I don't get I don't get Look Look


00:38:02.701 --> 00:38:03.670
[laughter] how Bobby's laughing the


00:38:03.680 --> 00:38:04.470
whole time.


00:38:04.480 --> 00:38:06.310
>> I didn't get the gay one. No. If it was


00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:08.470
titty in my mouth, I'D BE OH [ __ ] OH,


00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:10.630
TITTY THE MOUTH. [laughter] YEAH.


00:38:10.640 --> 00:38:12.470
>> I'm attracting a different audience.


00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:14.069
>> Yeah. Look, Bobb's going to follow you


00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:16.069
home now. [laughter] I didn't even get


00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:17.190
that.


00:38:17.200 --> 00:38:18.310
Go ahead. Sorry.


00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:20.150
>> No, it's okay. If you talk about


00:38:20.160 --> 00:38:21.670
titties, then I'll get it right away.


00:38:21.680 --> 00:38:22.710
I'll be like, bing,


00:38:22.720 --> 00:38:23.349
>> right?


00:38:23.359 --> 00:38:24.710
>> These girls at the college, I don't


00:38:24.720 --> 00:38:26.069
know. They haven't all these years, they


00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:27.670
haven't they still look really good.


00:38:27.680 --> 00:38:30.790
>> Yeah. Yeah. You you got to you got to


00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:31.190
keep up.


00:38:31.200 --> 00:38:32.710
>> Well, at the high school, the younger


00:38:32.720 --> 00:38:34.710
ones, like 16, 17, I'm like, I wonder


00:38:34.720 --> 00:38:37.589
what her mama looks like.


00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:38.150
>> Fact.


00:38:38.160 --> 00:38:39.910
>> At the college, I'm like, I wonder if


00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:41.270
she wants to play mama.


00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:44.150
>> Right. Oh, you're up. You're bad.


00:38:44.160 --> 00:38:45.829
>> My kids's like, don't look at that girl.


00:38:45.839 --> 00:38:47.589
I'm like, she's over she's in college at


00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:48.790
least. 18


00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:50.150
>> is legit, right?


00:38:50.160 --> 00:38:51.030
>> Yeah.


00:38:51.040 --> 00:38:51.670
>> But why?


00:38:51.680 --> 00:38:53.990
>> But I feel like 18, 19's too young.


00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:56.069
>> Too young for me. I think the minimum


00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:58.550
the like 181 19 I I tell a 18-year-old


00:38:58.560 --> 00:39:00.550
girl a joke. She starts giggling. I'm


00:39:00.560 --> 00:39:01.990
like, "Oh, that's too young. It's like a


00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:02.710
little girl,


00:39:02.720 --> 00:39:03.030
>> right?


00:39:03.040 --> 00:39:05.030
>> Minimum like 22.


00:39:05.040 --> 00:39:05.430
>> Okay.


00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:08.069
>> Bare minimum. Bottom line. I'm not like


00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:10.470
one of those old creepers, you know?"


00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:11.109
>> Yeah.


00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:13.670
>> 22. But she has to be a very mature


00:39:13.680 --> 00:39:15.670
mature 22.


00:39:15.680 --> 00:39:16.230
>> Facts.


00:39:16.240 --> 00:39:18.390
>> Like the lady that was coming on today,


00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:21.910
she just turned like 24, 25.


00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:22.550
>> Okay.


00:39:22.560 --> 00:39:24.710
>> I think that's like like if


00:39:24.720 --> 00:39:26.630
hypothetically if my wife left me, of


00:39:26.640 --> 00:39:28.069
course, if she wasn't with me, if she


00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:29.990
dumped me, of course. Only in that


00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:33.109
situation, then I think maybe 24, 25,


00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:34.790
that would be a prize. I'd be like I'd


00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:35.990
go to all my friends and tell them,


00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:37.510
"Hey, I'll buy you dinner. Let's go to


00:39:37.520 --> 00:39:39.990
Joey's." And I have them all set up in


00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:42.710
the corner and then we DC LA or what?


00:39:42.720 --> 00:39:44.630
>> No, the one here in the village.


00:39:44.640 --> 00:39:45.270
>> Oh, okay.


00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:46.790
>> And they all all my friends would be


00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:47.750
waiting


00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:49.910
>> and then I'll bring in the 24 year old


00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:52.390
or 25 year old or 30 year old and be


00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:54.470
like, you know, walk with my limp.


00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:54.710
>> Yeah.


00:39:54.720 --> 00:39:56.630
>> I should take to you to my reunion


00:39:56.640 --> 00:39:57.270
coming up.


00:39:57.280 --> 00:39:57.670
>> Oh,


00:39:57.680 --> 00:39:59.270
>> I was going to take the other Taylor,


00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:01.030
Taylor, the singer.


00:40:01.040 --> 00:40:03.109
>> But no, because you're sexy and you're


00:40:03.119 --> 00:40:04.550
tough, too.


00:40:04.560 --> 00:40:06.150
>> We'd go to all the football players. I


00:40:06.160 --> 00:40:07.430
used to hate back I used to hate them


00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:08.870
back in school. Oh my god. I'd be like


00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:11.030
Taylor an


00:40:11.040 --> 00:40:12.870
Sorry, it's my phone. My apologies.


00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:15.030
>> Okay. I was about to say what what would


00:40:15.040 --> 00:40:16.550
happen at the reunion. Go ahead. You


00:40:16.560 --> 00:40:17.190
want to answer it?


00:40:17.200 --> 00:40:18.310
>> No.




00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:20.630
>> No. It's not important. It's just


00:40:20.640 --> 00:40:21.990
>> Are you sure? Maybe it's like a


00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:23.109
boyfriend or something. No.


00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:25.109
>> And you're with Big Tony telling you


00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:26.470
jokes. [laughter] No, he's not telling


00:40:26.480 --> 00:40:27.190
you jokes.


00:40:27.200 --> 00:40:27.670
>> No.


00:40:27.680 --> 00:40:28.790
>> No. He's not making you laugh.


00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:29.910
>> Just ignore it.


00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:31.270
>> No, it's okay. It can beep the whole


00:40:31.280 --> 00:40:32.310
time. I didn't know what it was. I was


00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:33.750
going to yell at Bobby right now. That


00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:35.190
was okay. [laughter]


00:40:35.200 --> 00:40:36.230
>> No, it's okay. It doesn't


00:40:36.240 --> 00:40:38.069
>> save you from getting yelled at. doesn't


00:40:38.079 --> 00:40:39.990
know. He's going to sue me one day. I


00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:42.550
know he is. I can tell. But that the


00:40:42.560 --> 00:40:43.990
lawyer is going to ask him, "So, how


00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:45.750
come you didn't leave Mr. Rockman a long


00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:47.270
time ago? You could have left at any


00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:48.790
time." And he's going to be like, "Well,


00:40:48.800 --> 00:40:50.550
I like the way he makes me coffee in the


00:40:50.560 --> 00:40:52.550
morning, grinds the beans."


00:40:52.560 --> 00:40:53.510
>> There you go.


00:40:53.520 --> 00:40:54.470
>> He can't win,


00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:55.030
>> right?


00:40:55.040 --> 00:40:57.750
>> Easy. And he brings me Caesar wrap for


00:40:57.760 --> 00:41:00.870
lunch or uden noodles. He say gives me


00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:03.030
bananas for breakfast, cottage cheese.


00:41:03.040 --> 00:41:03.990
He has no chance.


00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:05.670
>> Cottage cheese. You like that?


00:41:05.680 --> 00:41:07.589
>> Well, he does. hook him up with


00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:08.870
breakfast, lunch, dinner. I think he


00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:10.230
just works for food. He's like those


00:41:10.240 --> 00:41:11.670
guys on the offramp. [laughter] So, I


00:41:11.680 --> 00:41:13.030
don't really pay him.


00:41:13.040 --> 00:41:14.790
>> He just likes to hang around me.


00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:16.550
>> I'm like, I think whatever I whatever I


00:41:16.560 --> 00:41:18.390
tell him to do, he does. I'm like the


00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:20.230
movie Bram Stoker's Dracula.


00:41:20.240 --> 00:41:21.990
>> It's like he's I'm like his master,


00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:22.390
right?


00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:23.750
>> You know the movie with that thousand-y


00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:24.710
old Dracula?


00:41:24.720 --> 00:41:26.309
>> I honestly have never seen it. I don't


00:41:26.319 --> 00:41:26.950
think so.


00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:29.190
>> No. Gary Oldman, the


00:41:29.200 --> 00:41:29.910
>> Is it like


00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:32.790
>> historic actor? Was it like based was


00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:34.309
like the concept based off of like


00:41:34.319 --> 00:41:36.550
goddesses and like gods like all that


00:41:36.560 --> 00:41:37.190
and like the


00:41:37.200 --> 00:41:39.589
>> No, it was Kiana Reeves. Kiana Reeves


00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:40.550
did that movie.


00:41:40.560 --> 00:41:42.309
>> I've never seen it. I don't think so.


00:41:42.319 --> 00:41:44.390
>> Oh, you have to watch Bram Stoker's


00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:47.670
Dracula with Re Gary Oldman is a master.


00:41:47.680 --> 00:41:48.150
>> Yeah.


00:41:48.160 --> 00:41:49.750
>> And he plays the thousand-year-old


00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:52.309
Dracula and he has the servant do


00:41:52.319 --> 00:41:53.750
whatever he wants. You know I'm joking


00:41:53.760 --> 00:41:55.270
with you, Bobby, right?


00:41:55.280 --> 00:41:57.109
>> And uh you see I could say anything I


00:41:57.119 --> 00:41:58.950
want and he's like that [ __ ]


00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:00.309
He's thinking in his head that


00:42:00.319 --> 00:42:01.990
[ __ ]


00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:05.270
Um, yeah. So, you don't like uh Dracula


00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:06.390
movies? Scary movies?


00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:08.150
>> I like scary movies, but I just never


00:42:08.160 --> 00:42:10.069
really been into like Dracula movies


00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:11.670
like that. I'll watch I'll watch one,


00:42:11.680 --> 00:42:13.510
but it's not something I would like look


00:42:13.520 --> 00:42:16.470
up myself unless it's recommended to me.


00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:18.309
>> Do you have YouTube on your phone?


00:42:18.319 --> 00:42:18.710
>> Yeah.


00:42:18.720 --> 00:42:19.990
>> Are you subscribed to me?


00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:21.270
>> Yes.


00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:22.870
>> Do you like everything that I put all


00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:24.710
the community post? You like like I tell


00:42:24.720 --> 00:42:26.309
my kids just go like it. Just go like


00:42:26.319 --> 00:42:26.550
it.


00:42:26.560 --> 00:42:27.670
>> Yeah, I try. I'm like, I'm going to go


00:42:27.680 --> 00:42:28.630
like this one. I want to go like that


00:42:28.640 --> 00:42:28.950
one.


00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:31.190
>> Oh, you're fantastic. Yeah. My kids are


00:42:31.200 --> 00:42:32.630
like, "Why, Dad?" I'm like, "If you want


00:42:32.640 --> 00:42:34.150
me to pick you up from school, I support


00:42:34.160 --> 00:42:35.910
you. You support me."


00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:37.349
>> Why do I have to break it down to them?


00:42:37.359 --> 00:42:38.630
Why don't they just do it like you do


00:42:38.640 --> 00:42:40.069
it, [laughter]


00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:41.030
>> right?


00:42:41.040 --> 00:42:42.550
>> I don't know.


00:42:42.560 --> 00:42:43.990
>> Go ahead. I'm sorry. No, go ahead. Oh,


00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:45.654
I'm such a bad date. How often do


00:42:45.664 --> 00:42:47.109
[laughter] you go to the gym?


00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:49.910
>> Um, I try to go at least once a week


00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:51.510
because my schedule's really, really


00:42:51.520 --> 00:42:52.309
busy. But


00:42:52.319 --> 00:42:53.270
>> you don't have to go at all. You're


00:42:53.280 --> 00:42:54.309
already perfect. You never have to go


00:42:54.319 --> 00:42:54.550
again.


00:42:54.560 --> 00:42:57.030
>> No, I think I think health as well. Oh,


00:42:57.040 --> 00:42:58.309
I'm going to hear it from my wife when


00:42:58.319 --> 00:43:01.670
she comes home. You [ __ ]


00:43:01.680 --> 00:43:03.349
As long as I'm like, as soon as she


00:43:03.359 --> 00:43:04.390
comes home, I'm going to say like, I'm


00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:05.510
going to go to Costco tomorrow. I'm


00:43:05.520 --> 00:43:06.710
going to get that milk you want, the


00:43:06.720 --> 00:43:09.190
orange chicken. I got you.


00:43:09.200 --> 00:43:11.109
>> Well, Shivery ain't dead. So, make sure


00:43:11.119 --> 00:43:13.750
that your shivers.


00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:16.150
>> I swear to God, this is my wife. I'm not


00:43:16.160 --> 00:43:17.829
I'm not even joking. She says right


00:43:17.839 --> 00:43:20.150
here, "Go Tony."


00:43:20.160 --> 00:43:23.349
>> There you go. [ __ ] That's it. I did


00:43:23.359 --> 00:43:26.790
this whole show.


00:43:26.800 --> 00:43:29.109
Oh, she's okay. She's She's great. This


00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:30.309
is why I'm never going to leave her. I


00:43:30.319 --> 00:43:31.030
tell her, no matter


00:43:31.040 --> 00:43:33.190
>> how rich I get, I will never leave you.


00:43:33.200 --> 00:43:34.069
>> Yeah.


00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:36.710
>> Never ever ever.


00:43:36.720 --> 00:43:38.309
I I tell her, you know, can I have like


00:43:38.319 --> 00:43:40.870
maybe, you know, after like before I


00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:43.270
die, I want like to be with one more


00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:43.990
woman,


00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:46.470
>> you know, after like 55 years, 65 years,


00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:47.750
the same woman.


00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:49.589
>> You don't have pizza every day, do you?


00:43:49.599 --> 00:43:50.309
>> No.


00:43:50.319 --> 00:43:52.550
>> Yeah. [laughter] She's consider She's


00:43:52.560 --> 00:43:55.430
considering it. Oh, that's IRS has


00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:57.589
entered the chat. Oh, [laughter]


00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:00.710
>> I told you to say allegedly.


00:44:00.720 --> 00:44:02.950
>> That's what she said. Oh, there's


00:44:02.960 --> 00:44:03.670
another person here.


00:44:03.680 --> 00:44:06.309
>> Yeah, that's what I said, too. Like the


00:44:06.319 --> 00:44:07.270
Drake lyrics.


00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:09.670
>> Oh. Oh. Oh, I get it. So, this is Oh my


00:44:09.680 --> 00:44:12.150
god. This is the same. Oh, I have people


00:44:12.160 --> 00:44:15.349
watching. Oh yeah, I'm here. Oh, my wife


00:44:15.359 --> 00:44:18.150
is reminding me that she's here.


00:44:18.160 --> 00:44:19.990
>> And I'm not really saying anything bad,


00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:22.069
honey. Have I said anything bad?


00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:24.630
>> Just coochie jokes and I do that all the


00:44:24.640 --> 00:44:24.950
time.


00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:25.589
>> Yes,


00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:27.510
>> the pee hole one was a new one.


00:44:27.520 --> 00:44:29.589
>> We got educated on [laughter] it.


00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:31.109
>> Well, I had to know because I wasn't


00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:32.790
sure, but now I know. Okay, so the pee


00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:35.109
pee hole is a dedicated hole. It's just


00:44:35.119 --> 00:44:37.109
deceptive. It looks like it's part of


00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:37.990
the vagina.


00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:39.430
>> Yeah.


00:44:39.440 --> 00:44:41.349
>> So, but it's still confusing to me


00:44:41.359 --> 00:44:43.270
because sometimes like you want to go


00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:44.150
down on a girl.


00:44:44.160 --> 00:44:46.230
>> Maybe your wife can show you later.


00:44:46.240 --> 00:44:47.910
>> Well, no. She comes home and she's


00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:50.550
tired. She just wants to take a shower.


00:44:50.560 --> 00:44:51.510
>> Maybe you should be like, "Let me just


00:44:51.520 --> 00:44:53.270
peek at it real quick. Let me just peek


00:44:53.280 --> 00:44:54.230
at it real quick."


00:44:54.240 --> 00:44:56.309
>> So, what I do to get her in the mood, I


00:44:56.319 --> 00:44:58.309
take off my uh pants. And I don't know


00:44:58.319 --> 00:45:00.150
if you've noticed, my legs are nice.


00:45:00.160 --> 00:45:01.109
>> Oh, there you go.


00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:02.150
>> Right. You don't think You don't think


00:45:02.160 --> 00:45:02.710
so? Very cool.


00:45:02.720 --> 00:45:03.670
>> No, they are. Yeah.


00:45:03.680 --> 00:45:06.950
>> Yeah. And um you can touch. It's okay.


00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:07.829
No. [laughter]


00:45:07.839 --> 00:45:09.589
>> So, um Oh, I like the way you are.


00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:12.069
You're not touching. You're just very um


00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:15.030
with yourself, you know, very ladylike.


00:45:15.040 --> 00:45:17.109
But you can you can touch. My wife says


00:45:17.119 --> 00:45:19.589
it's okay. Uh, she gives her blessing.


00:45:19.599 --> 00:45:21.670
So, to get her in the mood, when I'm in


00:45:21.680 --> 00:45:23.109
the mood and I want her to be in the


00:45:23.119 --> 00:45:24.710
mood and she just wants to watch TV, I


00:45:24.720 --> 00:45:26.150
take my pants off


00:45:26.160 --> 00:45:27.990
>> and I just walk around in boxer briefs


00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:29.910
and I tell her, "Oh, my I'm really sore


00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:31.670
back here. Can you just massage it?" Cuz


00:45:31.680 --> 00:45:33.190
I figure if she touches it, you know,


00:45:33.200 --> 00:45:35.030
it'll get her going, you know, right?


00:45:35.040 --> 00:45:36.550
And she feels the muscle. It's all


00:45:36.560 --> 00:45:37.109
muscle.


00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:37.589
>> Yeah.


00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:39.270
>> And it'll get her going.


00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:41.109
>> Or sometimes I pretend like I'm a


00:45:41.119 --> 00:45:42.710
stripper and I just take my pants off


00:45:42.720 --> 00:45:43.829
like, you know, like a stripper.


00:45:43.839 --> 00:45:45.829
>> Yeah. and just go in front of her like


00:45:45.839 --> 00:45:48.470
that. And uh but after so many years, I


00:45:48.480 --> 00:45:51.109
think I I hope she's not bored.


00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:53.109
>> Long time, 24 years.


00:45:53.119 --> 00:45:54.710
>> I feel like it's always like fun and


00:45:54.720 --> 00:45:57.109
important to spice up the bedroom.


00:45:57.119 --> 00:45:58.870
>> Yeah, like what with another woman,


00:45:58.880 --> 00:45:59.910
right?


00:45:59.920 --> 00:46:01.190
>> That's what you meant.


00:46:01.200 --> 00:46:03.589
>> Depending on your wife's preference, not


00:46:03.599 --> 00:46:06.069
all the time or not in general,


00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:07.270
>> Bobby. Is everything okay with the


00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:09.430
cameras? So, you were just saying don't


00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:10.950
speak about that because your wife's


00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:12.950
going to divorce you. It's [laughter]


00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:16.309
okay because Taylor Anthony and take me.


00:46:16.319 --> 00:46:19.270
>> No. Okay. So, uh, anything else?


00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:21.109
>> Talk about the hot seat. [laughter]


00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:23.589
>> So, hey guys, whatever you want to ask,


00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:25.510
go ahead and ask. This show is all about


00:46:25.520 --> 00:46:27.990
whatever you want. We have freedom of


00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:29.829
speech. We can talk about whatever. It's


00:46:29.839 --> 00:46:33.750
a live stream. And you're having fun.


00:46:33.760 --> 00:46:37.430
>> Cool. So, okay. So, you're committed to


00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.150
twice a month to do a a show? I would


00:46:40.160 --> 00:46:42.230
say first like once a month to start off


00:46:42.240 --> 00:46:44.390
because I am genuinely busy


00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:46.069
>> and then eventually from there see how


00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:46.950
it goes.


00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:47.270
>> Okay.


00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:47.670
>> Yeah,


00:46:47.680 --> 00:46:49.589
>> that sounds good. So, I would see you


00:46:49.599 --> 00:46:51.670
like I'll see you at the gym and like


00:46:51.680 --> 00:46:53.270
hopefully because sometimes we miss each


00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:53.910
other


00:46:53.920 --> 00:46:56.470
>> and then um I guess once a month we'll


00:46:56.480 --> 00:46:59.990
have like a live stream event like I'm


00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:01.829
already calling you queen of all women.


00:47:01.839 --> 00:47:02.230
Oh, thank you.


00:47:02.240 --> 00:47:04.630
>> So, what's the next one? So the girl


00:47:04.640 --> 00:47:05.990
this morning who was going to come on


00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:07.829
because you know you got to have a hook


00:47:07.839 --> 00:47:09.829
for people to retain people for them to


00:47:09.839 --> 00:47:11.670
go and click on. There's a click rate


00:47:11.680 --> 00:47:13.510
and my click rate is high.


00:47:13.520 --> 00:47:15.349
>> At first I didn't know what to do. I


00:47:15.359 --> 00:47:17.430
didn't know YouTube. So I would put just


00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:19.190
the name of the guest for the name of


00:47:19.200 --> 00:47:19.990
the show.


00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:21.270
>> That wasn't good.


00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.750
>> So now I hook it like uh Tony's Deepest


00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:25.510
Desires is the title.


00:47:25.520 --> 00:47:26.790
>> Yeah. You need like you need something


00:47:26.800 --> 00:47:28.550
that's going to hook and reel, you know?


00:47:28.560 --> 00:47:30.069
>> Yeah. So this morning was the the


00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:32.550
hottest girl of the century, you know. I


00:47:32.560 --> 00:47:34.309
try to get people to cl Oh [ __ ] [ __ ]


00:47:34.319 --> 00:47:35.750
>> That makes me that makes me nervous,


00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:38.870
too, cuz it's like I'm a very like


00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:40.790
humble person, but I'm very confident.


00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:44.470
So, I don't like say that out loud or to


00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:46.309
people like I'm the hottest [ __ ] in the


00:47:46.319 --> 00:47:48.550
world, you know? I do feel that though.


00:47:48.560 --> 00:47:49.829
>> And I say it about you, too.


00:47:49.839 --> 00:47:50.470
>> Oh, thank you.


00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:53.670
>> And now all like 25 people know it. But


00:47:53.680 --> 00:47:56.069
eventually, as we get bigger and bigger,


00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:58.150
more people go to the previous shows.


00:47:58.160 --> 00:47:58.790
>> Yes,


00:47:58.800 --> 00:48:00.630
>> they do. because the previous shows had


00:48:00.640 --> 00:48:02.069
like 200 views.


00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:03.589
>> But you know why, right? They want an


00:48:03.599 --> 00:48:05.349
introduction on who's been on your show


00:48:05.359 --> 00:48:07.349
consistently. What was the first episode


00:48:07.359 --> 00:48:08.550
that set it off? And right,


00:48:08.560 --> 00:48:09.829
>> and who's that person? What are they


00:48:09.839 --> 00:48:11.430
talking about? And are they relatable?


00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:13.589
Like being relatable is like the most


00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:15.990
important thing you can you can make any


00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:19.430
type of content on any platform, but you


00:48:19.440 --> 00:48:22.470
have to be relatable to that viewer,


00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:23.109
>> I think.


00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:24.390
>> Or to those viewers.


00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:26.309
>> Well, the ones that had like 100 views


00:48:26.319 --> 00:48:29.270
have now 3 to 4,000 views. good.


00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:31.430
>> And so it's really big and I tried from


00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:34.470
day one podcast one I told people look


00:48:34.480 --> 00:48:37.750
I've had depression I've lost 200 lb you


00:48:37.760 --> 00:48:40.470
know um you know to be relatable I'm


00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:42.309
like look this is me I suffered with


00:48:42.319 --> 00:48:43.829
depression for years


00:48:43.839 --> 00:48:46.390
>> I um went through all this I lost a lot


00:48:46.400 --> 00:48:48.549
of weight now I'm running


00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:50.870
>> going to the gym it was hard struggle


00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:52.309
for three and a half years almost died


00:48:52.319 --> 00:48:54.309
of COVID in 2020


00:48:54.319 --> 00:48:56.390
>> so from day one word one that's what I


00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:58.630
was talking about to be more relatable


00:48:58.640 --> 00:49:01.349
Um, and then as we went on with the


00:49:01.359 --> 00:49:03.109
show, I showed more of my stuff. I


00:49:03.119 --> 00:49:04.950
showed my film. Now we're doing uh


00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:06.069
films.


00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:07.829
>> I'm doing the insult to Costco shorts


00:49:07.839 --> 00:49:09.190
where I go to Costco and make fun of


00:49:09.200 --> 00:49:09.670
people,


00:49:09.680 --> 00:49:10.470
>> right?


00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:12.109
>> And uh so people seem to really


00:49:12.119 --> 00:49:13.109
[laughter] like that.


00:49:13.119 --> 00:49:15.190
>> You're a troll. You go to Costos and


00:49:15.200 --> 00:49:16.230
you're making fun of people,


00:49:16.240 --> 00:49:18.309
>> but it's it's not it's a goodhearted


00:49:18.319 --> 00:49:20.069
way. It's not like in a bad way.


00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:21.270
>> Have you seen those ones where they're


00:49:21.280 --> 00:49:22.950
like tapping people's phones as if


00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:24.230
they're getting their own Apple Pay


00:49:24.240 --> 00:49:25.829
money from them and they're running off?


00:49:25.839 --> 00:49:27.990
this that's that is like the ultimate


00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:29.589
troll. Like imagine you're minding your


00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:31.109
business, someone's like ding and then


00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:32.150
you're like, "Wait, did you take money


00:49:32.160 --> 00:49:33.670
from me?" Like what's going on?


00:49:33.680 --> 00:49:37.109
>> So all of those things um I don't it's


00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:39.670
not like that. So when I do an insult,


00:49:39.680 --> 00:49:42.470
it's structured punchline. It's very


00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:44.870
hard to create like the jokes I've told


00:49:44.880 --> 00:49:47.430
you 99% were already structured


00:49:47.440 --> 00:49:49.109
punchlines that I prepared already


00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:50.230
before you came on.


00:49:50.240 --> 00:49:50.790
>> Yeah.


00:49:50.800 --> 00:49:53.670
>> So that's very very hard to do. Mhm.


00:49:53.680 --> 00:49:56.390
>> There's very few people who can do that.


00:49:56.400 --> 00:49:58.069
Very few. If I don't want to say I'm the


00:49:58.079 --> 00:49:59.829
only one in the world, but if you go to


00:49:59.839 --> 00:50:02.069
any other comedy podcast,


00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:03.829
>> there's no there are no jokes.


00:50:03.839 --> 00:50:04.150
>> Yeah.


00:50:04.160 --> 00:50:05.910
>> So, you go to any other shorts of comedy


00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:07.829
podcast, if you go to the comedy uh


00:50:07.839 --> 00:50:09.829
category in Netflix, none of them are


00:50:09.839 --> 00:50:10.950
funny.


00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:13.829
>> So, it's Joe Rogan is a comedy podcast


00:50:13.839 --> 00:50:16.150
because he was a comedian,


00:50:16.160 --> 00:50:18.309
>> but he doesn't have jokes on his show


00:50:18.319 --> 00:50:18.950
ever.


00:50:18.960 --> 00:50:19.430
>> Yeah.


00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:21.589
>> So, it's hard to do. So, I want to be


00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:23.990
the only one with comedy and that's why


00:50:24.000 --> 00:50:26.309
I have 318,000 subscribers.


00:50:26.319 --> 00:50:26.950
>> There you go.


00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:29.030
>> Is because the shorts are funny.


00:50:29.040 --> 00:50:29.270
>> Yeah.


00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:31.270
>> So, people go to shorts, even if they're


00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:32.790
looking for a beauty supply.


00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:34.790
>> They're uh they see a short, they click


00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:36.710
on it, they laugh, they subscribe, like.


00:50:36.720 --> 00:50:37.030
>> Yeah.


00:50:37.040 --> 00:50:38.470
>> They're not told to, they're not forced


00:50:38.480 --> 00:50:39.670
to.


00:50:39.680 --> 00:50:41.670
>> You know, they laugh or the ones with a


00:50:41.680 --> 00:50:43.430
silent film, they'll like be touched.


00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:44.790
It's emotional.


00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:46.069
>> You know, the one with the homeless guy


00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:47.750
in the park where I kiss him.


00:50:47.760 --> 00:50:48.390
>> You've seen that?


00:50:48.400 --> 00:50:48.870
>> Yes.


00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:50.230
>> So, people love that. Yeah.


00:50:50.240 --> 00:50:52.950
>> And my handyman. Everyone has seen it.


00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:54.790
Everyone has seen it. It's a million. A


00:50:54.800 --> 00:50:56.069
million people. A million people


00:50:56.079 --> 00:50:58.230
subscribed. Maybe two, three million not


00:50:58.240 --> 00:51:00.150
subscribed. But what bothers me is that


00:51:00.160 --> 00:51:02.309
I haven't made any money from it. And


00:51:02.319 --> 00:51:04.069
there's millions of people watching all


00:51:04.079 --> 00:51:05.670
over the world in every country you can


00:51:05.680 --> 00:51:07.750
imagine. Vietnam, everywhere.


00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:10.069
>> And um you know, they're hiding a lot of


00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:12.549
the numbers. They hide the data.


00:51:12.559 --> 00:51:15.190
>> And you know, it bothers me that every


00:51:15.200 --> 00:51:17.829
video we have at the end of the video


00:51:17.839 --> 00:51:19.910
like we make no money from it. We might


00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:21.990
not make money from it for a while,


00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:24.470
>> but this whole time three, four months


00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.069
we've been on,


00:51:26.079 --> 00:51:30.390
>> other channels piggy back off my videos.


00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:30.950
>> Yeah,


00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:33.030
>> there and and uh Google, YouTube is


00:51:33.040 --> 00:51:36.470
making 70% off of that off of my video.


00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:38.309
Another channel's video comes on,


00:51:38.319 --> 00:51:39.990
they're all monetized. You got Google


00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:40.790
ads


00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:43.349
>> and Oh [ __ ] I hate that.


00:51:43.359 --> 00:51:43.670
>> Yeah.


00:51:43.680 --> 00:51:45.030
>> So, they're saying there's nothing I can


00:51:45.040 --> 00:51:46.870
do about that. So that's


00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:48.150
>> it's like what they call it's like isn't


00:51:48.160 --> 00:51:49.990
it like what you what you call clip clip


00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:52.470
farming. Yeah, it's clip farming. So Tik


00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:54.470
Tok is like notorious for that. Like all


00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:56.710
these people that are on stream or they


00:51:56.720 --> 00:51:58.630
are on YouTube or they're even posting


00:51:58.640 --> 00:52:01.430
their own videos on on reals or Tik Tok


00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.829
other platform like other pages on Tik


00:52:03.839 --> 00:52:05.589
Tok for example will literally like


00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:08.069
steal that content and just like clip


00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:09.109
from it.


00:52:09.119 --> 00:52:10.870
>> I'm sorry Bobby. I think the camera


00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:13.109
moved. You kicked it with your leg.


00:52:13.119 --> 00:52:15.510
>> It's okay. Are you sure?


00:52:15.520 --> 00:52:17.510
>> So, they're making money off another


00:52:17.520 --> 00:52:17.990
video.


00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:18.549
>> Yeah.


00:52:18.559 --> 00:52:19.910
>> I hate it. This whole thing


00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:21.510
>> and they have like millions of followers


00:52:21.520 --> 00:52:23.430
and millions of views and it's like


00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:25.510
damn. Like, it's like that, huh?


00:52:25.520 --> 00:52:27.430
>> It's so bad.


00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:30.710
>> I just It is bad. It is bad. But at the


00:52:30.720 --> 00:52:32.870
same time, I can't hate the person that


00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:35.030
is smart enough to clip form the video


00:52:35.040 --> 00:52:36.230
because they're smart enough to make


00:52:36.240 --> 00:52:37.910
money that way, even though it's [ __ ]


00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:38.230
up.


00:52:38.240 --> 00:52:40.870
>> So, wait a minute. Is it YouTube who's


00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:42.790
deciding that or is it the person with


00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:44.309
the channel who's monetized already


00:52:44.319 --> 00:52:45.750
saying, "Hey, I want to be in back of


00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:46.710
Tony's video."


00:52:46.720 --> 00:52:47.829
>> Yeah, it's the person.


00:52:47.839 --> 00:52:49.510
>> They get to decide they want to be in


00:52:49.520 --> 00:52:51.270
back of my video.


00:52:51.280 --> 00:52:52.790
>> No, but either way,


00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:54.710
>> I just feel like it's it's what it's


00:52:54.720 --> 00:52:56.390
what he just said like not not really.


00:52:56.400 --> 00:52:57.750
It's like YouTube's, right? But at the


00:52:57.760 --> 00:52:58.950
same time, the person controlling the


00:52:58.960 --> 00:53:01.190
page is like the person deciding to clip


00:53:01.200 --> 00:53:02.309
form that that clip.


00:53:02.319 --> 00:53:03.750
>> But here's the problem, right?


00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:06.870
>> Well, the problem is if I'm not getting


00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:09.030
paid, but YouTube is getting paid. If I


00:53:09.040 --> 00:53:10.790
promote a video and I pay them a few


00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:12.309
dollars to promote a video, which I've


00:53:12.319 --> 00:53:13.109
done,


00:53:13.119 --> 00:53:14.549
>> okay, they're making money off me on the


00:53:14.559 --> 00:53:16.069
front end. They're making money off me


00:53:16.079 --> 00:53:17.829
on the back end from other channels, on


00:53:17.839 --> 00:53:19.750
the back of my videos. So, they're


00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:21.990
making money every which way. They don't


00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:24.390
have an incentive, YouTube, to quickly


00:53:24.400 --> 00:53:26.549
monetize me. They don't care.


00:53:26.559 --> 00:53:27.030
>> Yeah.


00:53:27.040 --> 00:53:29.270
>> Because even their business model is let


00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:31.190
it take as long as possible.


00:53:31.200 --> 00:53:33.109
>> They don't really have channels coming


00:53:33.119 --> 00:53:35.109
up like we are because of the comedy,


00:53:35.119 --> 00:53:36.470
they don't really have that,


00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:39.030
>> right? So they don't care because


00:53:39.040 --> 00:53:40.630
they're already making money off our


00:53:40.640 --> 00:53:42.470
stuff from the front end when I promote


00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:44.069
and the back end the other channels in


00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:46.069
the back of our videos at the end of our


00:53:46.079 --> 00:53:48.790
videos coming on. So they're good.


00:53:48.800 --> 00:53:49.109
>> Yeah.


00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:51.510
>> So there's no reason for you know for to


00:53:51.520 --> 00:53:53.670
quickly monetize us, you know. They're


00:53:53.680 --> 00:53:55.910
not showing us the data, the viewership.


00:53:55.920 --> 00:53:56.390
>> That's crazy.


00:53:56.400 --> 00:53:57.589
>> None of that [ __ ]


00:53:57.599 --> 00:53:59.109
>> They're not planning to show me my


00:53:59.119 --> 00:54:02.630
viewership till February of next year, I


00:54:02.640 --> 00:54:04.549
think. Wow. I think


00:54:04.559 --> 00:54:06.230
>> because I opened the channel February


00:54:06.240 --> 00:54:07.910
22nd this year,


00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:10.309
>> but I didn't put the first video on till


00:54:10.319 --> 00:54:12.870
April and the guy who used to work here,


00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:14.870
John, they don't know John, but they've


00:54:14.880 --> 00:54:16.630
seen his videos and stuff. He was very


00:54:16.640 --> 00:54:18.150
uh flamboyant. He wanted to be in a lot


00:54:18.160 --> 00:54:20.630
of videos and I put him in. And so I


00:54:20.640 --> 00:54:22.630
always was respectful. Like even to this


00:54:22.640 --> 00:54:24.069
day, they don't know his real name is


00:54:24.079 --> 00:54:26.790
not John. They don't know any of of that


00:54:26.800 --> 00:54:28.549
because I'm all about privacy and all


00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:28.790
that


00:54:28.800 --> 00:54:32.390
>> for sure. But uh so this John,


00:54:32.400 --> 00:54:33.990
what was I saying about John? I lost my


00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:34.870
train of thought again.


00:54:34.880 --> 00:54:37.510
>> That he was helping you with the footage


00:54:37.520 --> 00:54:37.750
or


00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:38.950
>> Yeah, he was helping with the footage,


00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:40.390
but I was saying something about


00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:43.349
YouTube. Oh, so yeah. So he didn't do a


00:54:43.359 --> 00:54:46.710
lot of work, but even he was putting two


00:54:46.720 --> 00:54:49.589
podcast shows on a week. So editing and


00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:51.670
putting two a week. So the previous guy


00:54:51.680 --> 00:54:54.230
before John was a guy that was uh from


00:54:54.240 --> 00:54:56.790
Africa. I love that guy. But he was


00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:59.109
smoking every day and he was doing no


00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:00.790
work at all. Zero.


00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:01.829
>> Oh wow.


00:55:01.839 --> 00:55:04.390
>> So because he had lost his mom, I was


00:55:04.400 --> 00:55:05.829
patient because I cared about him so


00:55:05.839 --> 00:55:07.990
much. I would invite him to concerts


00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:10.309
>> and I waited and I waited four months.


00:55:10.319 --> 00:55:12.069
I'm like, "No, no, it's not working out.


00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:13.750
He's doing no work at all." Yeah.


00:55:13.760 --> 00:55:15.990
>> The one day he came to do the camera, he


00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:17.589
was I've never seen someone more high


00:55:17.599 --> 00:55:19.109
than him.


00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:20.630
>> As high as can be.


00:55:20.640 --> 00:55:21.829
>> So I'm like, "That's it."


00:55:21.839 --> 00:55:23.910
>> So then I found John. And John compared


00:55:23.920 --> 00:55:25.510
to that guy was great because he's


00:55:25.520 --> 00:55:27.030
putting on two podcasts a week. Oh my


00:55:27.040 --> 00:55:28.470
god. Compared to nothing for four


00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:29.190
months.


00:55:29.200 --> 00:55:30.790
>> So that was April when we started


00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:32.549
putting on videos. And these guys are


00:55:32.559 --> 00:55:35.030
phenomenal. I was telling Bobby if John


00:55:35.040 --> 00:55:37.349
was still on, we would have none of this


00:55:37.359 --> 00:55:39.430
stuff that we have, the films and the


00:55:39.440 --> 00:55:42.069
insult stuff and the shorts. None of it.


00:55:42.079 --> 00:55:43.670
Cuz he wasn't putting on shorts. I'm


00:55:43.680 --> 00:55:45.270
like, John, it's the turning point.


00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:47.510
People love shorts. It took him a month


00:55:47.520 --> 00:55:50.309
and a half to finally learn how to do a


00:55:50.319 --> 00:55:51.109
short.


00:55:51.119 --> 00:55:51.750
>> Oh, okay.


00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:53.190
>> And put one on. Yeah.


00:55:53.200 --> 00:55:56.710
>> As soon as he put the first short on, we


00:55:56.720 --> 00:55:59.990
went from like 700 subscribers to 7,000.


00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:00.549
>> Wow.


00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:02.710
>> Then he resigned cuz he crashed his car


00:56:02.720 --> 00:56:05.270
and, you know, he had to leave.


00:56:05.280 --> 00:56:07.430
>> That week that he left and resigned, we


00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:10.230
went to I went to 20,000 subscribers in


00:56:10.240 --> 00:56:11.270
seven days.


00:56:11.280 --> 00:56:12.870
>> And then it kept going from there. You


00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:16.069
came on at 30,000 or something. 30,000.


00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:17.349
And look, the two months they've been


00:56:17.359 --> 00:56:19.349
here, it's over 300,000. That's


00:56:19.359 --> 00:56:19.910
phenomenal


00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:21.430
>> because of the shorts, because of the


00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:23.109
comedy. But now


00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:24.150
>> shorts are everything.


00:56:24.160 --> 00:56:26.789
>> It's everything. But now


00:56:26.799 --> 00:56:28.230
>> we're not going to get monetized with


00:56:28.240 --> 00:56:29.030
shorts.


00:56:29.040 --> 00:56:31.430
>> Only long form. So now I don't need more


00:56:31.440 --> 00:56:32.069
subscribers.


00:56:32.079 --> 00:56:33.510
>> What is long form consider like 10


00:56:33.520 --> 00:56:34.630
minutes for the clip or


00:56:34.640 --> 00:56:36.470
>> No, I just read last night. I didn't


00:56:36.480 --> 00:56:38.150
know. They don't really tell me this


00:56:38.160 --> 00:56:40.150
stuff. So I asked them, but I don't


00:56:40.160 --> 00:56:41.270
think they know a lot of this stuff


00:56:41.280 --> 00:56:42.710
themselves. They're just film school


00:56:42.720 --> 00:56:44.069
doesn't teach a lot of this stuff and


00:56:44.079 --> 00:56:45.190
they've never worked on a comedy


00:56:45.200 --> 00:56:47.910
podcast. But I just Googled it and I


00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:50.710
just found out that a long form can be


00:56:50.720 --> 00:56:52.950
even five seconds. And that's


00:56:52.960 --> 00:56:55.030
>> Wow. What? I was thinking it's a minute


00:56:55.040 --> 00:56:55.910
or 10 minutes.


00:56:55.920 --> 00:56:59.190
>> That's why Tommy put on the the trailer


00:56:59.200 --> 00:57:01.109
for the the film coming out out


00:57:01.119 --> 00:57:02.630
September 4 next week.


00:57:02.640 --> 00:57:04.470
>> It's only 20 seconds long. I'm like,


00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:05.910
Tommy, are you sure you can put it for


00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:07.829
long form? He's like, yeah.


00:57:07.839 --> 00:57:10.549
>> So, if it's not in a vertical 169 in the


00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:11.510
vertical


00:57:11.520 --> 00:57:12.390
>> form,


00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:14.069
>> then it could be even 5 seconds. It's


00:57:14.079 --> 00:57:14.549
long form.


00:57:14.559 --> 00:57:16.789
>> Long form. Yeah. on the playlist. So, I


00:57:16.799 --> 00:57:18.549
just they didn't really explain it to me


00:57:18.559 --> 00:57:19.670
well.


00:57:19.680 --> 00:57:21.750
>> But then Google, thank God for Google.


00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:23.829
They tell me not to go to AI. My kids


00:57:23.839 --> 00:57:26.390
tell me don't don't do AI. But it broke


00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:27.750
it down for me.


00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:30.230
>> So, now I'm going to do the insult humor


00:57:30.240 --> 00:57:32.230
like a minute or two minutes because in


00:57:32.240 --> 00:57:33.589
it's going to go from one insult to


00:57:33.599 --> 00:57:34.309
another


00:57:34.319 --> 00:57:35.990
>> like I insult the mentally challenged


00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:38.150
guy at Costco. But it's f it's funny,


00:57:38.160 --> 00:57:39.750
Bobby. It was funny, right?


00:57:39.760 --> 00:57:42.950
>> It wasn't malicious or nasty or


00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:45.634
>> Oh, [ __ ] But you know what? It's


00:57:45.644 --> 00:57:46.230
[laughter]


00:57:46.240 --> 00:57:48.390
>> I got we got a


00:57:48.400 --> 00:57:51.510
>> So it's okay because to to do to have


00:57:51.520 --> 00:57:54.870
the skill to say that what I said to a


00:57:54.880 --> 00:57:56.549
mentally challenged person and still


00:57:56.559 --> 00:57:58.230
have it be a little funny and not


00:57:58.240 --> 00:58:00.390
offensive at all. That takes a lot of


00:58:00.400 --> 00:58:02.630
skill that there's really no one who can


00:58:02.640 --> 00:58:03.510
do that.


00:58:03.520 --> 00:58:06.230
>> So it's very rare. So and I thought it


00:58:06.240 --> 00:58:09.589
was good but I prefer his honesty. Then


00:58:09.599 --> 00:58:12.549
John would laugh and he knew that my


00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:14.950
sore point was like, "You can call me


00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:18.789
ugly. You can call me a loser."


00:58:18.799 --> 00:58:22.549
>> Do you want to take a quick break?


00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:22.950
>> Okay.


00:58:22.960 --> 00:58:23.510
>> Do you mind?


00:58:23.520 --> 00:58:24.710
>> I don't mind. That's okay.


00:58:24.720 --> 00:58:25.670
>> Okay.


00:58:25.680 --> 00:58:26.950
>> Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.


00:58:26.960 --> 01:00:37.109
>> You want to put it on the fan?


01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:38.390
No problem.


01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:40.309
>> Anytime you want to be done, we can be.


01:00:40.319 --> 01:00:41.910
>> Okay.


01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:43.990
It's so cute in here. The setup.


01:00:44.000 --> 01:00:46.150
>> So, this one here, for years and years,


01:00:46.160 --> 01:00:47.670
it just had books and stuff.


01:00:47.680 --> 01:00:48.230
>> Yeah. Okay.


01:00:48.240 --> 01:00:50.390
>> It was so dirty. And then I finally


01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:53.190
cleaned it out. And then I had um during


01:00:53.200 --> 01:00:55.349
the time, remember like a while ago like


01:00:55.359 --> 01:00:57.670
Trump was cracking down on a lot of


01:00:57.680 --> 01:01:00.309
people where they had to go back home or


01:01:00.319 --> 01:01:01.349
whatever.


01:01:01.359 --> 01:01:03.750
>> So I told like my plumber and my


01:01:03.760 --> 01:01:06.390
handyman, hey, if you if you need


01:01:06.400 --> 01:01:09.030
someplace to stay, just come here, you


01:01:09.040 --> 01:01:11.030
know, just come stay with me. You can


01:01:11.040 --> 01:01:12.630
use my bathroom. You can just bring your


01:01:12.640 --> 01:01:14.710
wife and just stay in here. If it's an


01:01:14.720 --> 01:01:15.750
emergency,


01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:17.270
>> just come here. Nobody's going to know


01:01:17.280 --> 01:01:19.349
you're here. and just I extended that to


01:01:19.359 --> 01:01:20.950
them because I didn't like what was


01:01:20.960 --> 01:01:23.670
going on for sure. Please come here. So


01:01:23.680 --> 01:01:25.670
that was here. That's what was going on


01:01:25.680 --> 01:01:29.670
here. And then I um then you know are we


01:01:29.680 --> 01:01:32.789
are we recording? Are we live?


01:01:32.799 --> 01:01:34.870
>> Okay. So everyone can see us.


01:01:34.880 --> 01:01:36.950
>> So you know my previous guy he was he


01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:39.750
was gay the cameraman editor I had.


01:01:39.760 --> 01:01:44.470
>> And uh so he said put put drapes Tony.


01:01:44.480 --> 01:01:44.870
>> Yeah.


01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:46.549
>> And this was a pink wall which I like


01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:48.230
the color. It was like a light bland. He


01:01:48.240 --> 01:01:50.230
said, "Make it a darker, sexier color."


01:01:50.240 --> 01:01:51.349
>> Yeah, this looks nice.


01:01:51.359 --> 01:01:52.950
>> Yeah, thank you, John. Oh my god.


01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:54.150
>> Right. Shout out, John.


01:01:54.160 --> 01:01:55.910
>> Yeah, though. Gay people are wonderful.


01:01:55.920 --> 01:01:56.549
I love them.


01:01:56.559 --> 01:01:58.309
>> All people are wonderful. You know,


01:01:58.319 --> 01:02:00.789
LGBQ. I said it right. Right. This time


01:02:00.799 --> 01:02:02.710
>> LGBT LG


01:02:02.720 --> 01:02:05.109
>> B. It has Oh, it has Bobby, you're in


01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:07.190
there. They have B for Bobby. They put


01:02:07.200 --> 01:02:09.190
your name in there. LBGQ.


01:02:09.200 --> 01:02:11.589
>> I [ __ ] it [laughter] up.


01:02:11.599 --> 01:02:13.910
>> Don't laugh so much. I said it right. I


01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:15.430
I'm sorry. That's the second time you


01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:17.670
said cute. I'm remembering. [laughter]


01:02:17.680 --> 01:02:19.589
>> So, I don't know why I kept Well, it


01:02:19.599 --> 01:02:19.910
probably


01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:22.309
>> I went out I went out with my with my


01:02:22.319 --> 01:02:24.390
gay friends, these two guys, uh this


01:02:24.400 --> 01:02:25.589
past weekend


01:02:25.599 --> 01:02:28.470
>> in Long Beach, and I forgot we didn't go


01:02:28.480 --> 01:02:30.390
out with the gays. They'll have you so


01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:32.069
turned until you die and you come back


01:02:32.079 --> 01:02:32.549
to life.


01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:34.950
>> If I if they saw my legs, there's nobody


01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:36.710
who doesn't look at my legs. Nobody.


01:02:36.720 --> 01:02:37.910
Men, women.


01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:39.190
>> I think I told you when I first met you


01:02:39.200 --> 01:02:40.710
like, "Oh, nice legs." Like,


01:02:40.720 --> 01:02:42.069
>> I don't Was that you?


01:02:42.079 --> 01:02:42.710
>> It was.


01:02:42.720 --> 01:02:44.549
>> Okay. Yeah. If my wife is watching, I


01:02:44.559 --> 01:02:45.910
don't want to. [laughter] Of course I


01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:46.710
remember it was you


01:02:46.720 --> 01:02:47.910
>> flirting. Wasn't flirting. I was


01:02:47.920 --> 01:02:49.270
>> No, I didn't sleep that night. I didn't


01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:50.630
sleep that night. Do I have a chance


01:02:50.640 --> 01:02:53.349
with her? Oh my gosh. My wife find out.


01:02:53.359 --> 01:02:54.710
>> Yeah, because like I'm walking at Home


01:02:54.720 --> 01:02:56.710
Depot buying these drapes. Uh cuz these


01:02:56.720 --> 01:02:58.230
were here. But these just came on


01:02:58.240 --> 01:02:59.829
yesterday. Okay. Cuz it was still super


01:02:59.839 --> 01:03:00.470
hot. Yeah.


01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:01.589
>> And I thought that would be enough, but


01:03:01.599 --> 01:03:03.270
it wasn't. So I'm in Home Home Depot and


01:03:03.280 --> 01:03:04.789
I'm asking the guy who works there and


01:03:04.799 --> 01:03:06.789
as I turn around and walk away, I can


01:03:06.799 --> 01:03:09.109
feel his eyes were on me. Oh, this


01:03:09.119 --> 01:03:11.030
[ __ ] But the reason I bring up


01:03:11.040 --> 01:03:13.750
John being gay is that even though I


01:03:13.760 --> 01:03:15.430
love all people, I don't discriminate,


01:03:15.440 --> 01:03:17.510
none of that. Yeah, Bobby knows.


01:03:17.520 --> 01:03:20.870
>> But when we broke up, oh my god, when he


01:03:20.880 --> 01:03:23.589
resigned, he was like the worst of the


01:03:23.599 --> 01:03:25.829
worst. He was like a thousand women put


01:03:25.839 --> 01:03:27.430
together. Didn't [laughter] know that


01:03:27.440 --> 01:03:29.190
gay people are like that when they break


01:03:29.200 --> 01:03:29.670
up.


01:03:29.680 --> 01:03:30.069
>> Yeah.


01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:31.670
>> Oh, so he was telling me, "You're not


01:03:31.680 --> 01:03:34.754
funny." I'm like, "Motherfucker."


01:03:34.764 --> 01:03:36.870
[laughter] He's He was laughing so much.


01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:38.630
I'd be like, "Oh, I just prepared a new


01:03:38.640 --> 01:03:40.470
joke." Because I prepare do homework for


01:03:40.480 --> 01:03:41.109
every guest,


01:03:41.119 --> 01:03:41.589
>> right?


01:03:41.599 --> 01:03:43.510
>> And so, okay, depending on what I want


01:03:43.520 --> 01:03:45.510
to talk about. Oh, John, I came up with


01:03:45.520 --> 01:03:47.190
a new joke for Sabu. He's been on


01:03:47.200 --> 01:03:48.789
several times and he's a very good


01:03:48.799 --> 01:03:50.230
friend of mine and my brother.


01:03:50.240 --> 01:03:50.470
>> Yeah.


01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:52.950
>> And um Oh, I want to hear it. He


01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:54.470
couldn't even wait one week for the


01:03:54.480 --> 01:03:56.870
show. He wanted to hear the joke ahead


01:03:56.880 --> 01:03:58.230
of time, like an addict. Like, he was


01:03:58.240 --> 01:03:59.430
addicted to my jokes.


01:03:59.440 --> 01:04:00.069
>> Oh,


01:04:00.079 --> 01:04:02.150
>> look, it's telling me when we broke up


01:04:02.160 --> 01:04:03.910
that I'm not funny. He couldn't wait to


01:04:03.920 --> 01:04:05.029
hear the next joke.


01:04:05.039 --> 01:04:05.510
>> Yeah.


01:04:05.520 --> 01:04:07.750
>> Right. Yeah. Shade T.


01:04:07.760 --> 01:04:09.430
>> Ah, is that gay people are like that?


01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:10.710
They get really spiteful.


01:04:10.720 --> 01:04:11.990
>> A little shady.


01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:12.789
>> Wow.


01:04:12.799 --> 01:04:14.630
>> [ __ ] you and your podcast.


01:04:14.640 --> 01:04:15.910
>> Yeah. [laughter] And he said and I said,


01:04:15.920 --> 01:04:17.910
"You're getting a percentage. You know,


01:04:17.920 --> 01:04:19.190
you know this is a long game.


01:04:19.200 --> 01:04:20.390
Eventually, we're going to have


01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:22.230
revenue." And he said, "Right now, it's


01:04:22.240 --> 01:04:25.349
like it's nothing." Yeah. Because he


01:04:25.359 --> 01:04:27.829
like switched off like a faucet. He just


01:04:27.839 --> 01:04:30.150
got really cold and really nasty. And as


01:04:30.160 --> 01:04:32.630
he walked away, I regret saying to him,


01:04:32.640 --> 01:04:34.870
"Fucking drunk." It was like I turned


01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:35.829
gay, too.


01:04:35.839 --> 01:04:36.789
>> Oh my god.


01:04:36.799 --> 01:04:39.349
>> Yeah. You know what? He crashed his car


01:04:39.359 --> 01:04:41.670
and I even gave I gave him a a credit


01:04:41.680 --> 01:04:43.190
card with his name on it because I


01:04:43.200 --> 01:04:44.630
things were going really well and I


01:04:44.640 --> 01:04:45.829
thought it was going to be longterm.


01:04:45.839 --> 01:04:47.829
Long term. I said because I knew he was


01:04:47.839 --> 01:04:49.430
drinking but I didn't know how bad,


01:04:49.440 --> 01:04:49.910
>> right?


01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:52.950
>> So I said if you Uber Uber if you need


01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:55.029
to Uber and he didn't [ __ ] Uber used


01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:56.549
the card. He crashed his car. He could


01:04:56.559 --> 01:04:58.390
have killed someone. He's lucky he


01:04:58.400 --> 01:05:00.710
rammed into some white guy like okay


01:05:00.720 --> 01:05:02.390
I'll pay my deductible. Don't worry you


01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:04.470
can go. Because if a cops came, if it


01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:06.710
was some um Persian, the cops were to


01:05:06.720 --> 01:05:07.349
come,


01:05:07.359 --> 01:05:09.109
>> he would have been arrested for DUI


01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:09.750
>> for sure.


01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:12.630
>> Right. And I wouldn't just let him go,


01:05:12.640 --> 01:05:15.109
right? So, he's lucky he didn't kill


01:05:15.119 --> 01:05:16.950
anyone. But because of that,


01:05:16.960 --> 01:05:18.789
>> he's like, "Oh, my auntie has a used car


01:05:18.799 --> 01:05:20.630
in Massachusetts." I'm like, "Dude,


01:05:20.640 --> 01:05:21.990
we're getting like a thousand


01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:23.910
subscribers a day at that point." I'm


01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:25.750
like, "Let's get him by the throat.


01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:26.950
Let's keep going."


01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:29.190
>> Oh, no. I'm going to go pick up this car


01:05:29.200 --> 01:05:31.270
and drive all the way back. I'm like,


01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:33.990
"Dude, I know people all over town. For


01:05:34.000 --> 01:05:37.510
like $200, you can get a brand new car


01:05:37.520 --> 01:05:39.510
because you're doing so well. I can even


01:05:39.520 --> 01:05:42.470
subsidize that $200. It's like nothing.


01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:46.390
Stay here. Don't go there for a $500 Kia


01:05:46.400 --> 01:05:48.470
and bring it cross country. You're super


01:05:48.480 --> 01:05:49.990
gay. You're going to run into the wrong


01:05:50.000 --> 01:05:51.829
guy in Arkansas who's going to [ __ ] you


01:05:51.839 --> 01:05:54.309
up. Don't even take a chance. Don't


01:05:54.319 --> 01:05:56.230
gamble. And you want to leave for two


01:05:56.240 --> 01:05:58.470
weeks, right?" I'm like, "No, right now


01:05:58.480 --> 01:06:00.950
we're doing so well." So that's when we


01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:03.109
uh we met at the Starbucks. He gave me


01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:05.349
all my stuff back, but he kept my


01:06:05.359 --> 01:06:06.950
charger. I didn't tell Bobby this. He


01:06:06.960 --> 01:06:08.470
kept my charger.


01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:11.829
>> He kept some other thing of the laptop,


01:06:11.839 --> 01:06:15.430
the charger, the one from um some some


01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:17.829
other wire. I'm like, "Ah, [ __ ] it."


01:06:17.839 --> 01:06:19.990
>> I feel like with uh people in general,


01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:22.390
it's like a trial and error until you


01:06:22.400 --> 01:06:24.470
figure out what type of time they're on.


01:06:24.480 --> 01:06:26.069
And like some people just learn their


01:06:26.079 --> 01:06:28.150
own way the hard way, you know? Even


01:06:28.160 --> 01:06:28.390
though


01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:29.029
>> Yeah, you're right.


01:06:29.039 --> 01:06:31.029
>> So, it is what it is. Like, I see how


01:06:31.039 --> 01:06:33.029
you are. I see how you move. Take it to


01:06:33.039 --> 01:06:35.510
the chin. Life is chess, not checkers.


01:06:35.520 --> 01:06:37.589
>> You're smart, good-looking, total


01:06:37.599 --> 01:06:39.465
package. How are you not married by now?


01:06:39.475 --> 01:06:41.109
[laughter] Well, you had that guy. You


01:06:41.119 --> 01:06:42.870
were in love, but you were young.


01:06:42.880 --> 01:06:43.829
>> Yeah,


01:06:43.839 --> 01:06:45.270
>> you've never been proposed to.


01:06:45.280 --> 01:06:45.670
>> No,


01:06:45.680 --> 01:06:46.470
>> until now.


01:06:46.480 --> 01:06:46.789
>> Oh,


01:06:46.799 --> 01:06:48.549
>> no. [laughter] I'm joking.


01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:50.710
>> No, never been proposed to.


01:06:50.720 --> 01:06:52.549
>> That's I just can't believe that.


01:06:52.559 --> 01:06:52.870
>> Yeah.


01:06:52.880 --> 01:06:53.750
>> One day.


01:06:53.760 --> 01:06:54.069
>> Yeah,


01:06:54.079 --> 01:06:55.510
>> that's going to happen.


01:06:55.520 --> 01:06:57.829
>> Whenever that time comes. Yeah. If you


01:06:57.839 --> 01:06:58.789
want to get married.


01:06:58.799 --> 01:06:59.910
>> Yeah, that'd be nice.


01:06:59.920 --> 01:07:01.349
>> It's hard though.


01:07:01.359 --> 01:07:01.990
>> It is.


01:07:02.000 --> 01:07:03.510
>> After talking to me, you still want to


01:07:03.520 --> 01:07:04.950
be married. [laughter]


01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:06.789
>> It's hard. It's not easy, but it's


01:07:06.799 --> 01:07:08.870
beautiful because then you have a family


01:07:08.880 --> 01:07:11.910
unit, you have kids, you know, and then


01:07:11.920 --> 01:07:13.910
even though sometimes I don't think


01:07:13.920 --> 01:07:17.190
they're grateful, but like after you


01:07:17.200 --> 01:07:19.589
have kids, after a while you think back,


01:07:19.599 --> 01:07:22.870
oh my god, how how was it when we didn't


01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:25.109
have kids? We just it's like empty, you


01:07:25.119 --> 01:07:27.349
know? I felt like um I was really


01:07:27.359 --> 01:07:29.270
focused and serious on making sure I


01:07:29.280 --> 01:07:31.190
never had children in my 20s


01:07:31.200 --> 01:07:34.230
>> cuz I I just was I've always been been


01:07:34.240 --> 01:07:36.549
living my best life. So


01:07:36.559 --> 01:07:38.950
>> I was just on some I feel like I'm still


01:07:38.960 --> 01:07:41.270
on that but in a positive way. Like I'm


01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:43.349
a little selfish with my time. I'm a


01:07:43.359 --> 01:07:46.309
little selfish with just focusing on me


01:07:46.319 --> 01:07:48.150
every day. If I want to tap in to take


01:07:48.160 --> 01:07:50.630
care of some kids, I'll hit up my little


01:07:50.640 --> 01:07:51.750
sister like what do you need? What like


01:07:51.760 --> 01:07:53.029
what do you want? How's it going? Or my


01:07:53.039 --> 01:07:54.710
nieces like how's it going? and are


01:07:54.720 --> 01:07:56.390
okay? Do you need anything? Like how you


01:07:56.400 --> 01:07:58.390
feeling? But other than that, like my


01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:00.630
whole 20s, I just had so much fun.


01:08:00.640 --> 01:08:02.390
>> It's different when they're like she's


01:08:02.400 --> 01:08:04.309
15 and how your nieces are how old?


01:08:04.319 --> 01:08:05.029
Younger.


01:08:05.039 --> 01:08:08.630
>> Yeah. One is um so my little sister is


01:08:08.640 --> 01:08:11.910
15, about to be 16 next year. My other


01:08:11.920 --> 01:08:14.309
my niece is about 13, I think, at this


01:08:14.319 --> 01:08:14.710
point.


01:08:14.720 --> 01:08:15.829
>> Oh, like one of my kids.


01:08:15.839 --> 01:08:19.030
>> Yeah. And then my the baby niece, she's


01:08:19.040 --> 01:08:20.630
six, six years old.


01:08:20.640 --> 01:08:23.269
>> Oh, little but out of out of diapers.


01:08:23.279 --> 01:08:24.470
>> Yeah. No, they're in school. All of them


01:08:24.480 --> 01:08:25.110
are in school.


01:08:25.120 --> 01:08:26.870
>> Yeah, the diaper stage is really hard.


01:08:26.880 --> 01:08:29.349
>> No, my It's crazy because the


01:08:29.359 --> 01:08:30.870
generation's so different. Like we call


01:08:30.880 --> 01:08:33.430
my my my little niece a co baby cuz she


01:08:33.440 --> 01:08:34.950
was born during CO.


01:08:34.960 --> 01:08:37.110
>> So they grew up with iPads in their face


01:08:37.120 --> 01:08:38.789
and like they're so advanced. Like they


01:08:38.799 --> 01:08:40.309
talk like adults. They have adult


01:08:40.319 --> 01:08:41.590
conversations. Like


01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:43.110
>> that's just the experience I've seen


01:08:43.120 --> 01:08:45.749
with them, you know, like her her her


01:08:45.759 --> 01:08:46.870
age and like her little friends.


01:08:46.880 --> 01:08:48.470
>> It's a good thing, but it could be a bad


01:08:48.480 --> 01:08:49.030
thing, too.


01:08:49.040 --> 01:08:51.030
>> For sure. They're they're on TikTok too


01:08:51.040 --> 01:08:53.349
much. They know too much trends, too


01:08:53.359 --> 01:08:54.789
much songs they shouldn't be listening


01:08:54.799 --> 01:08:57.110
to, too much stuff. Like


01:08:57.120 --> 01:08:58.950
>> I worry about my 13-year-old. He's,


01:08:58.960 --> 01:09:00.390
first of all, he's six feet tall. Did I


01:09:00.400 --> 01:09:00.870
tell you?


01:09:00.880 --> 01:09:01.669
>> Oh, wow. Okay.


01:09:01.679 --> 01:09:02.870
>> He's 13, six feet tall.


01:09:02.880 --> 01:09:04.149
>> Does he play basketball or anything?


01:09:04.159 --> 01:09:05.269
>> No, but he's Come on.


01:09:05.279 --> 01:09:06.709
>> No, but he's a He doesn't want to


01:09:06.719 --> 01:09:07.829
because he doesn't want to hurt his


01:09:07.839 --> 01:09:09.910
fingers. He's a concert master. He's a


01:09:09.920 --> 01:09:11.749
violin concert master. So, he's like the


01:09:11.759 --> 01:09:13.590
LeBron James of the orchestra.


01:09:13.600 --> 01:09:14.309
>> Yes.


01:09:14.319 --> 01:09:15.030
>> And he's


01:09:15.040 --> 01:09:16.149
>> That's beautiful.


01:09:16.159 --> 01:09:18.309
>> Yeah. So, the first time he played, we


01:09:18.319 --> 01:09:19.749
got him a cheap violin because he can't


01:09:19.759 --> 01:09:22.149
see the future. kids give up instrument.


01:09:22.159 --> 01:09:23.910
So we got him a cheap one and then he


01:09:23.920 --> 01:09:26.070
started playing like with the second day


01:09:26.080 --> 01:09:28.470
>> he was playing like uh over the rainbow


01:09:28.480 --> 01:09:30.870
fiddler on the roof like perfect.


01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:32.709
>> So I turned to my wife and said we're


01:09:32.719 --> 01:09:34.070
finally going to be rich. This


01:09:34.080 --> 01:09:35.590
[ __ ] is going to bring it.


01:09:35.600 --> 01:09:36.070
>> Yeah.


01:09:36.080 --> 01:09:37.749
>> No, I didn't do that. [laughter]


01:09:37.759 --> 01:09:38.630
I'm still hoping.


01:09:38.640 --> 01:09:40.149
>> Yeah, you still got to manifest it.


01:09:40.159 --> 01:09:41.669
Someone in the family has to has to be


01:09:41.679 --> 01:09:42.149
the one.


01:09:42.159 --> 01:09:43.189
>> Hopefully it's me.


01:09:43.199 --> 01:09:44.309
>> That's what me and my cousins talk


01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:45.749
about. My my younger cousins. They're


01:09:45.759 --> 01:09:47.430
like in their they're in their 20s.


01:09:47.440 --> 01:09:50.390
They're like 21, 20, 22, stuff like that


01:09:50.400 --> 01:09:51.110
>> in Texas.


01:09:51.120 --> 01:09:52.630
>> Yes. And we always talk about who's


01:09:52.640 --> 01:09:54.229
going to be the first millionaire. Like


01:09:54.239 --> 01:09:57.669
we're so we're so like hyped up about


01:09:57.679 --> 01:09:59.750
success and growth within ourselves and


01:09:59.760 --> 01:10:01.830
for each other that we always like


01:10:01.840 --> 01:10:04.310
friendly like compete like how much did


01:10:04.320 --> 01:10:05.350
you make today? How much did you make


01:10:05.360 --> 01:10:06.790
this week? Okay, bet. Like what did you


01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:08.310
do this this time that's different that


01:10:08.320 --> 01:10:10.149
you made more money? Oh, okay. Like we


01:10:10.159 --> 01:10:11.510
take notes from each other and then we


01:10:11.520 --> 01:10:13.430
encourage each other cuz it's like who


01:10:13.440 --> 01:10:14.630
else is going to do it but us.


01:10:14.640 --> 01:10:15.990
>> What a wonderful family you have.


01:10:16.000 --> 01:10:18.070
>> Yeah. Thank you. really good. Thank you.


01:10:18.080 --> 01:10:19.350
>> But you still you said you like


01:10:19.360 --> 01:10:20.709
California still more.


01:10:20.719 --> 01:10:23.590
>> Facts 1,000%. I wish I can.


01:10:23.600 --> 01:10:25.510
>> Bet. Did I say it right? Bet.


01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:25.990
>> Bet.


01:10:26.000 --> 01:10:26.870
>> Did I say it wrong?


01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:28.229
>> Like in like what way? Like bet.


01:10:28.239 --> 01:10:30.709
>> No. Right now you said bet your cousins.


01:10:30.719 --> 01:10:30.950
You said


01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:31.910
>> Oh, my cousin. Yeah. Bet.


01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:32.630
>> Bet. Bet.


01:10:32.640 --> 01:10:33.830
>> So when you said, "Yeah, you like


01:10:33.840 --> 01:10:35.990
California." If I said bet, I'm saying


01:10:36.000 --> 01:10:36.709
it wrong. I'm


01:10:36.719 --> 01:10:38.709
>> No, it's okay. Yeah, bet means like bet


01:10:38.719 --> 01:10:40.470
that like like that's cool or like


01:10:40.480 --> 01:10:41.030
that's what's up.


01:10:41.040 --> 01:10:43.784
>> What about say more? I [ __ ] it up.


01:10:43.794 --> 01:10:44.790
[laughter]


01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:48.229
But I wish I I wish I was uh financially


01:10:48.239 --> 01:10:51.189
extremely wealthy to bring like my


01:10:51.199 --> 01:10:52.550
family that I want to bring with me over


01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:53.110
here.


01:10:53.120 --> 01:10:53.669
>> 30.


01:10:53.679 --> 01:10:55.510
>> But that time will come. What if I


01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:57.189
become a multi-millionaire? I have a big


01:10:57.199 --> 01:10:59.189
mansion. I can have my family just


01:10:59.199 --> 01:11:01.110
lounging around. You know what's up?


01:11:01.120 --> 01:11:01.990
>> You would want that?


01:11:02.000 --> 01:11:03.590
>> Yeah, I think I would for like a little


01:11:03.600 --> 01:11:04.390
bit like


01:11:04.400 --> 01:11:05.669
>> until it gets old.


01:11:05.679 --> 01:11:07.669
>> No, I feel like until I can help them


01:11:07.679 --> 01:11:09.910
put them in a position where they're,


01:11:09.920 --> 01:11:11.510
you know, benefiting for themselves and


01:11:11.520 --> 01:11:13.590
like financially doing well out here.


01:11:13.600 --> 01:11:15.110
But in general, if they don't want to


01:11:15.120 --> 01:11:16.390
come out here and live out here, I would


01:11:16.400 --> 01:11:18.070
like them to come in general and come


01:11:18.080 --> 01:11:19.990
see me and it'll be fun. They they all


01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:21.669
do. So, it's always a good time.


01:11:21.679 --> 01:11:23.189
>> You were saying people out there are


01:11:23.199 --> 01:11:25.669
more judgmental than here.


01:11:25.679 --> 01:11:28.709
>> I love my Texans. I love Texas, but yet


01:11:28.719 --> 01:11:30.550
it's just a different type of um


01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:31.270
environment.


01:11:31.280 --> 01:11:32.149
>> It's humid there.


01:11:32.159 --> 01:11:34.310
>> Respectfully, it it's very humid. Very


01:11:34.320 --> 01:11:36.149
humid. But the thing is, you know,


01:11:36.159 --> 01:11:38.149
California is a liberal, open-minded


01:11:38.159 --> 01:11:38.630
state,


01:11:38.640 --> 01:11:41.030
>> which is good. which is good because if


01:11:41.040 --> 01:11:43.110
you want to be yourself and be true to


01:11:43.120 --> 01:11:46.310
who you are and literally physically be


01:11:46.320 --> 01:11:48.870
yourself, this is an amazing city and


01:11:48.880 --> 01:11:50.950
state to be in. But coming from where I


01:11:50.960 --> 01:11:52.229
come from, it's a it's just a little bit


01:11:52.239 --> 01:11:55.590
more conservative, traditional. Um I


01:11:55.600 --> 01:11:57.189
mean, if I if I was to wear this at the


01:11:57.199 --> 01:11:58.950
store, people look at me like, whoa,


01:11:58.960 --> 01:12:00.470
like your back is showing.


01:12:00.480 --> 01:12:01.830
>> They're just jealous of you.


01:12:01.840 --> 01:12:03.270
>> I don't want to say that. And I don't


01:12:03.280 --> 01:12:05.510
like thinking that because I'm very


01:12:05.520 --> 01:12:07.830
positive and I'm very like loving to


01:12:07.840 --> 01:12:09.110
other people. like, "Oh, you look good."


01:12:09.120 --> 01:12:10.709
Or, "Oh, you look really handsome." Or,


01:12:10.719 --> 01:12:13.669
"Put that [ __ ] on." But I I do feel the


01:12:13.679 --> 01:12:15.590
energy. I definitely do feel the energy


01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:16.630
for sure over there,


01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:19.189
>> Bobby. Don't you love her? She's a much


01:12:19.199 --> 01:12:21.189
better guest than you even imagined


01:12:21.199 --> 01:12:22.149
before, right?


01:12:22.159 --> 01:12:23.270
>> Oh, thank you.


01:12:23.280 --> 01:12:24.790
>> Look at that. He even gave you that. I


01:12:24.800 --> 01:12:25.189
know.


01:12:25.199 --> 01:12:26.870
>> Is that what Oh, that's a heart. That's


01:12:26.880 --> 01:12:28.390
a heart. Am I doing it right?


01:12:28.400 --> 01:12:28.950
>> See?


01:12:28.960 --> 01:12:29.590
>> Like that?


01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:31.189
>> Yeah. Like this. Look. Put your thumbs


01:12:31.199 --> 01:12:31.430
here.


01:12:31.440 --> 01:12:32.550
>> Oh, okay. Hold on. Hold on.


01:12:32.560 --> 01:12:33.830
>> Okay. Put your thumbs time.


01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:35.910
>> There you go. Uh-huh.


01:12:35.920 --> 01:12:36.709
Like make a heart.


01:12:36.719 --> 01:12:38.390
>> Did I get it? Yes. There you go.


01:12:38.400 --> 01:12:38.790
>> Yeah.


01:12:38.800 --> 01:12:39.270
>> There you go.


01:12:39.280 --> 01:12:40.709
>> Yours looks better than mine. Yours was


01:12:40.719 --> 01:12:42.229
more curvy. Mine is [ __ ] up on the


01:12:42.239 --> 01:12:42.550
top.


01:12:42.560 --> 01:12:44.070
>> You got to do it perfect.


01:12:44.080 --> 01:12:45.510
>> You look a master after a while.


01:12:45.520 --> 01:12:46.310
>> You Okay.


01:12:46.320 --> 01:12:47.510
>> It's like the emoji.


01:12:47.520 --> 01:12:50.200
>> Bobby, you never gave me a heart.


01:12:50.210 --> 01:12:51.669
[laughter] Three months. I'm feeding


01:12:51.679 --> 01:12:53.110
him. He gave you a heart.


01:12:53.120 --> 01:12:54.870
>> I saw a meme. Um, there's rapper called


01:12:54.880 --> 01:12:56.310
Young Thug. They said he can't throw up


01:12:56.320 --> 01:12:57.910
gang signs no more. So, also all he's


01:12:57.920 --> 01:13:00.025
doing in his videos is is doing this.


01:13:00.035 --> 01:13:00.310
[laughter]


01:13:00.320 --> 01:13:02.310
>> Well, one time in acting school, cuz I


01:13:02.320 --> 01:13:03.750
went to acting school. I was the oldest


01:13:03.760 --> 01:13:04.390
by far.


01:13:04.400 --> 01:13:04.870
>> Yeah.


01:13:04.880 --> 01:13:06.229
>> So, what happened? I don't think I told


01:13:06.239 --> 01:13:09.030
this story before. So, my whole life


01:13:09.040 --> 01:13:10.950
I've been dissuaded, discouraged, so I


01:13:10.960 --> 01:13:12.950
didn't go. And then my favorite


01:13:12.960 --> 01:13:14.950
basketball player, Kobe Bryant, passed


01:13:14.960 --> 01:13:15.350
away.


01:13:15.360 --> 01:13:16.229
>> Yes.


01:13:16.239 --> 01:13:17.669
>> Something clicked in me. I'm like, I'm


01:13:17.679 --> 01:13:19.830
gonna [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] go.


01:13:19.840 --> 01:13:21.990
>> That's when I enrolled in acting school


01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:23.030
at that moment.


01:13:23.040 --> 01:13:23.350
>> Wow.


01:13:23.360 --> 01:13:24.470
>> Like, what the [ __ ]


01:13:24.480 --> 01:13:26.229
>> Yeah. And you know, and I told this


01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:28.310
story a lot, but I'll tell it again. So


01:13:28.320 --> 01:13:31.910
Kobe Bryant after he died after he died


01:13:31.920 --> 01:13:35.030
like a like uh maybe a year after


01:13:35.040 --> 01:13:37.830
>> his memory of Kobe Bryant saved my life.


01:13:37.840 --> 01:13:39.510
I was in Vegas, right?


01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:41.030
>> And I went into I don't tell this part


01:13:41.040 --> 01:13:43.030
of the story, but I went into like a


01:13:43.040 --> 01:13:43.910
strip club. Yeah.


01:13:43.920 --> 01:13:45.830
>> It's like Oh, you didn't mind when I


01:13:45.840 --> 01:13:47.350
said that. You were cool with it.


01:13:47.360 --> 01:13:49.189
>> I love the strip clubs.


01:13:49.199 --> 01:13:50.709
>> Me, too. I went with my wife a few


01:13:50.719 --> 01:13:51.030
times.


01:13:51.040 --> 01:13:51.430
>> It's fun.


01:13:51.440 --> 01:13:53.030
>> We haven't gone for many years. She let


01:13:53.040 --> 01:13:54.149
me get a lap dance.


01:13:54.159 --> 01:13:54.790
>> There you go.


01:13:54.800 --> 01:13:56.229
>> And Yeah. Yeah. And she let me even go


01:13:56.239 --> 01:13:58.229
to the back with the girl, but only No,


01:13:58.239 --> 01:14:00.390
but it was only a lap dance in the back.


01:14:00.400 --> 01:14:01.830
But I got so turned on the girls like,


01:14:01.840 --> 01:14:03.430
"Oh, I just got out of the Navy." And


01:14:03.440 --> 01:14:05.510
she was turned me on so much. I grabbed


01:14:05.520 --> 01:14:07.750
my wife who was waiting for me in the


01:14:07.760 --> 01:14:09.350
general room. And it was just a lap


01:14:09.360 --> 01:14:10.630
dance. I swear my children.


01:14:10.640 --> 01:14:11.189
>> It's okay.


01:14:11.199 --> 01:14:12.950
>> So I was so turned on by the lap dance.


01:14:12.960 --> 01:14:14.709
I took my wife and said, "Let's go to


01:14:14.719 --> 01:14:16.550
the [ __ ] motel. They got motel across


01:14:16.560 --> 01:14:18.550
the street from in Vanise."


01:14:18.560 --> 01:14:20.630
>> But across the street, it was like flea


01:14:20.640 --> 01:14:22.310
bag motel where they give vouchers to


01:14:22.320 --> 01:14:23.590
the homeless people.


01:14:23.600 --> 01:14:23.990
>> Oh


01:14:24.000 --> 01:14:24.950
>> yeah. But I got a room


01:14:24.960 --> 01:14:25.990
>> in Van Ice or


01:14:26.000 --> 01:14:27.270
>> Yeah, in Van Ice, right across the


01:14:27.280 --> 01:14:28.470
street from the strip club. I couldn't


01:14:28.480 --> 01:14:29.030
wait to go.


01:14:29.040 --> 01:14:30.070
>> Oh, I think I know what you're talking


01:14:30.080 --> 01:14:30.709
about.


01:14:30.719 --> 01:14:32.950
>> And Okay, so they're giving So there


01:14:32.960 --> 01:14:35.110
that room smelt like smoke. There was


01:14:35.120 --> 01:14:37.669
some blood or residue on the sheets.


01:14:37.679 --> 01:14:39.590
>> But I we went and I [ __ ] my wife right


01:14:39.600 --> 01:14:40.950
after. Oh my god, I couldn't wait to get


01:14:40.960 --> 01:14:41.189
home.


01:14:41.199 --> 01:14:42.550
>> See, that's what that's what I'm talking


01:14:42.560 --> 01:14:44.390
about. Spicing up the relationship and


01:14:44.400 --> 01:14:45.350
the fun in the bedroom.


01:14:45.360 --> 01:14:46.950
>> But we haven't done it for a long time.


01:14:46.960 --> 01:14:50.070
>> Sometimes it's like, "Babe, I love you.


01:14:50.080 --> 01:14:52.310
You love me. I sexually turn you on. You


01:14:52.320 --> 01:14:54.390
sexually turn me on. Let's just go have


01:14:54.400 --> 01:14:55.189
some fun.


01:14:55.199 --> 01:14:57.510
>> Well, we have we used to go pretend like


01:14:57.520 --> 01:14:59.990
we just met like at a bar and then go to


01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:01.189
a motel. That's fun.


01:15:01.199 --> 01:15:03.189
>> And one time we went to a motel not far


01:15:03.199 --> 01:15:05.430
from here and we did our thing and then


01:15:05.440 --> 01:15:07.270
on the way out I said let's have fun


01:15:07.280 --> 01:15:09.189
with the Pakistani guy, the cashier guy


01:15:09.199 --> 01:15:10.709
at the motel. It's like 1:00 in the


01:15:10.719 --> 01:15:11.189
morning.


01:15:11.199 --> 01:15:11.750
>> Yeah.


01:15:11.760 --> 01:15:13.990
>> So, so we're done, right? After a couple


01:15:14.000 --> 01:15:15.350
hours, whatever it was, and we're


01:15:15.360 --> 01:15:18.149
leaving. So, I'm like, as we leave, go


01:15:18.159 --> 01:15:20.950
by the Pakistani guy. Are you listening,


01:15:20.960 --> 01:15:23.430
Bobby? This is like so good here. Oh,


01:15:23.440 --> 01:15:25.669
okay. Good. Okay, fine. He's watching.


01:15:25.679 --> 01:15:26.790
He's streaming and all that. The


01:15:26.800 --> 01:15:27.750
moderation. I love it.


01:15:27.760 --> 01:15:28.229
>> Period.


01:15:28.239 --> 01:15:29.910
>> So, I'm like, let's have fun. Let's go


01:15:29.920 --> 01:15:31.669
by the cashier, the motel guy. He's by


01:15:31.679 --> 01:15:33.990
himself one in the morning. He's bored.


01:15:34.000 --> 01:15:36.470
Go by and start yelling. Just stomped by


01:15:36.480 --> 01:15:39.910
him like walk briskly and yell out, "You


01:15:39.920 --> 01:15:41.750
couldn't get it up, [ __ ] You


01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:44.229
just" And she did. My wife did it. Oh my


01:15:44.239 --> 01:15:44.550
god.


01:15:44.560 --> 01:15:45.910
>> She's like, "You couldn't get it up.


01:15:45.920 --> 01:15:47.590
That's the last time you couldn't get it


01:15:47.600 --> 01:15:51.990
up." And that Pakistani his jaw dropped.


01:15:52.000 --> 01:15:53.750
And I returned the key and I said, "I'm


01:15:53.760 --> 01:15:56.229
so sorry. I tried, but look, she was


01:15:56.239 --> 01:15:56.550
so,"


01:15:56.560 --> 01:15:58.709
>> you know, your face is gonna be


01:15:58.719 --> 01:16:01.030
remembered in his mind forever with that


01:16:01.040 --> 01:16:02.070
voice in the background


01:16:02.080 --> 01:16:04.082
>> with the guy who couldn't get it up.


01:16:04.092 --> 01:16:04.709
[laughter]


01:16:04.719 --> 01:16:06.950
>> And then I met a I met a girl. I was


01:16:06.960 --> 01:16:09.110
telling Bobby earlier. Yeah. A million


01:16:09.120 --> 01:16:10.630
years ago when I used to live with my


01:16:10.640 --> 01:16:11.669
mom.


01:16:11.679 --> 01:16:13.430
>> A million years ago, I met a girl across


01:16:13.440 --> 01:16:15.350
the street from my mom's place. My mom


01:16:15.360 --> 01:16:16.950
wasn't. No one was home. It was a gas


01:16:16.960 --> 01:16:19.270
station. This Latina, she had a short


01:16:19.280 --> 01:16:21.350
skirt. Oh my god, I had to have her. So,


01:16:21.360 --> 01:16:23.270
she was putting fuel and I picked her up


01:16:23.280 --> 01:16:25.030
right there in the gas station and she


01:16:25.040 --> 01:16:26.709
immediately came to my mom's house.


01:16:26.719 --> 01:16:28.229
>> Oh, yeah. I know.


01:16:28.239 --> 01:16:28.870
>> Okay.


01:16:28.880 --> 01:16:30.709
>> But then like we started kissing. I was


01:16:30.719 --> 01:16:32.229
telling him earlier uh because we were


01:16:32.239 --> 01:16:34.070
talking about uh food and stuff and his


01:16:34.080 --> 01:16:35.910
lunch. That's all he thinks about.


01:16:35.920 --> 01:16:39.350
>> So, um she uh Oh, her breath. We started


01:16:39.360 --> 01:16:40.870
French kissing right away as soon as she


01:16:40.880 --> 01:16:42.950
came over and she had like bean breath.


01:16:42.960 --> 01:16:43.430
>> Ew.


01:16:43.440 --> 01:16:44.950
>> And I kept kissing her. What the [ __ ]


01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:45.270
was wrong?


01:16:45.280 --> 01:16:46.070
>> What's wrong with you?


01:16:46.080 --> 01:16:49.590
>> I know. Oh, I kept going some Listerine


01:16:49.600 --> 01:16:49.990
gum.


01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:51.990
>> Then like 30 seconds after that, she's


01:16:52.000 --> 01:16:54.310
in my uh my bedroom and I didn't have a


01:16:54.320 --> 01:16:55.830
bed or a mattress. So, I laid her down


01:16:55.840 --> 01:16:57.350
on the ground. It was like a blanket.


01:16:57.360 --> 01:16:59.910
She lays down on her back and then but I


01:16:59.920 --> 01:17:01.510
couldn't get it up for real this time,


01:17:01.520 --> 01:17:01.830
right?


01:17:01.840 --> 01:17:03.669
>> That with my wife at the motel was of


01:17:03.679 --> 01:17:06.149
course I I got Yeah, it was really good.


01:17:06.159 --> 01:17:06.550
So,


01:17:06.560 --> 01:17:07.270
>> spontaneous,


01:17:07.280 --> 01:17:09.189
>> but this with this gas station girl, I


01:17:09.199 --> 01:17:10.790
really couldn't get it up and she got


01:17:10.800 --> 01:17:12.870
mad and I'll never forget this is like


01:17:12.880 --> 01:17:14.950
50 years ago. She said, "You need to go


01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:16.870
to a doctor. you need to go see a


01:17:16.880 --> 01:17:19.590
doctor. I said, "Oh, no. That's not the


01:17:19.600 --> 01:17:21.430
problem. I met you five minutes ago in


01:17:21.440 --> 01:17:22.950
the gas station and now you're on your


01:17:22.960 --> 01:17:25.189
back. My dick is obviously worked hard


01:17:25.199 --> 01:17:26.550
for the woman." So you're so you open up


01:17:26.560 --> 01:17:27.110
that mouth.


01:17:27.120 --> 01:17:29.830
>> I was No, I was My dick was terrified of


01:17:29.840 --> 01:17:31.750
her. I just had met her and she's got


01:17:31.760 --> 01:17:33.590
bean breath and she's on her back after


01:17:33.600 --> 01:17:35.669
5 minutes. I just met her. I'm like,


01:17:35.679 --> 01:17:38.630
"No, it's scared." You know, poor thing,


01:17:38.640 --> 01:17:39.750
you know. [laughter]


01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:42.070
>> But there's nothing wrong with it. Um,


01:17:42.080 --> 01:17:44.550
if you were wondering. Uh, but you I'm


01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:46.870
sure you weren't. [laughter]


01:17:46.880 --> 01:17:48.870
>> You're so funny.


01:17:48.880 --> 01:17:50.709
>> My wife doesn't think so.


01:17:50.719 --> 01:17:51.030
>> No,


01:17:51.040 --> 01:17:52.550
>> I think she doesn't want me to be rich


01:17:52.560 --> 01:17:54.149
and famous because she's afraid I'm


01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:55.510
going to leave her, but she doesn't have


01:17:55.520 --> 01:17:57.030
to worry. I'm not going to leave her. Go


01:17:57.040 --> 01:17:57.669
ahead, tell her.


01:17:57.679 --> 01:17:59.270
>> He's vouching that he's not going to


01:17:59.280 --> 01:18:01.990
leave you or leave the situation of the


01:18:02.000 --> 01:18:03.430
beautiful marriage. So,


01:18:03.440 --> 01:18:04.470
>> right. I might be.


01:18:04.480 --> 01:18:05.669
>> And it's good that you're saying that on


01:18:05.679 --> 01:18:06.950
mic. So,


01:18:06.960 --> 01:18:08.630
>> she has I'll be like, "Taylor, I'm


01:18:08.640 --> 01:18:10.229
[ __ ] rich. Where are we going to go?"


01:18:10.239 --> 01:18:11.750
>> No. [laughter]


01:18:11.760 --> 01:18:12.149
Uh,


01:18:12.159 --> 01:18:13.350
>> I'm not going to leave my wife. Don't


01:18:13.360 --> 01:18:15.910
worry. Now, you know I'm married. Like,


01:18:15.920 --> 01:18:17.350
I couldn't lie to you and say, "Yeah, I


01:18:17.360 --> 01:18:19.189
broke up with my wife. She dumped me.


01:18:19.199 --> 01:18:20.550
She divorced me." You wouldn't believe


01:18:20.560 --> 01:18:21.750
any of that.


01:18:21.760 --> 01:18:22.070
>> No.


01:18:22.080 --> 01:18:23.990
>> Right. But the problem for you is that


01:18:24.000 --> 01:18:25.590
now that you've met me, talked to me.


01:18:25.600 --> 01:18:27.590
I've made you laugh. I've ruined it for


01:18:27.600 --> 01:18:30.229
you now. Cuz whoever whatever guy you


01:18:30.239 --> 01:18:32.229
meet is not going to be as funny,


01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:34.630
charming, charismatic as me. It's all


01:18:34.640 --> 01:18:36.149
downhill after me.


01:18:36.159 --> 01:18:37.430
>> Possibly.


01:18:37.440 --> 01:18:38.149
>> So, sorry.


01:18:38.159 --> 01:18:40.390
>> It's okay. It's okay. But you might meet


01:18:40.400 --> 01:18:43.030
meet someone in better shape. Drake's


01:18:43.040 --> 01:18:44.559
cousin


01:18:44.569 --> 01:18:44.950
[laughter]


01:18:44.960 --> 01:18:47.590
>> or Drake in general. Manifest that


01:18:47.600 --> 01:18:48.550
>> Drake.


01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:50.709
>> Imagine if I meet Drake.


01:18:50.719 --> 01:18:51.590
>> I think he's um


01:18:51.600 --> 01:18:53.350
>> my sister has oneonone.


01:18:53.360 --> 01:18:55.030
>> And you told me about that comic who's


01:18:55.040 --> 01:18:57.030
not funny. And I'm much funnier.


01:18:57.040 --> 01:18:58.229
>> Let's not let's not mention that name.


01:18:58.239 --> 01:18:59.430
>> Oh, we're not going to say that name.


01:18:59.440 --> 01:19:00.630
No, we're not going to say [laughter]


01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:02.310
but it's a it could be anyone. It could


01:19:02.320 --> 01:19:04.390
be any comic. It's a comic. But most


01:19:04.400 --> 01:19:06.229
comics are not as funny.


01:19:06.239 --> 01:19:07.830
>> So I'm like the sun. And if they come


01:19:07.840 --> 01:19:09.910
near me, they're going to seem real dim.


01:19:09.920 --> 01:19:10.550
You like that?


01:19:10.560 --> 01:19:11.990
>> I like that. Yeah.


01:19:12.000 --> 01:19:13.510
>> You like all my stuff?


01:19:13.520 --> 01:19:16.630
>> Well, it's real um it's real like what


01:19:16.640 --> 01:19:21.189
you call um spoton. Like I only know a


01:19:21.199 --> 01:19:22.790
little bit about like theater and stuff


01:19:22.800 --> 01:19:24.630
like that because I was in theater art.


01:19:24.640 --> 01:19:26.790
So that if that even counts in high in


01:19:26.800 --> 01:19:28.229
middle school and high school.


01:19:28.239 --> 01:19:31.270
>> So it's like um I learned a lot of like


01:19:31.280 --> 01:19:33.510
is it like mono? What what is it called?


01:19:33.520 --> 01:19:36.229
>> Mono you mean with the kissing? No, like


01:19:36.239 --> 01:19:38.390
um when when you're acting and it's spot


01:19:38.400 --> 01:19:41.510
on like like everything's like off off


01:19:41.520 --> 01:19:42.470
the head like


01:19:42.480 --> 01:19:44.149
>> that's hard to do. Improv, too.


01:19:44.159 --> 01:19:45.430
>> Improv. There you go. Improv.


01:19:45.440 --> 01:19:47.270
>> That's hard to do. Oh, I was telling the


01:19:47.280 --> 01:19:49.750
story of improv. How during improv at


01:19:49.760 --> 01:19:51.430
acting school, all the kids, the young


01:19:51.440 --> 01:19:53.750
acting people loved that during improv,


01:19:53.760 --> 01:19:55.830
you can be like your young self, your


01:19:55.840 --> 01:19:57.830
old self, you could be like your uncle.


01:19:57.840 --> 01:19:59.510
>> I like I liked doing improv when I was


01:19:59.520 --> 01:20:01.350
in theater arts. It it was it was fun.


01:20:01.360 --> 01:20:03.669
>> Well, I gave birth to myself. Me, too. I


01:20:03.679 --> 01:20:05.030
was


01:20:05.040 --> 01:20:06.709
We're like soul mates. Maybe.


01:20:06.719 --> 01:20:08.630
>> Maybe. I don't know. But I definitely


01:20:08.640 --> 01:20:10.310
gave birth to myself cuz I'm I'm I'm the


01:20:10.320 --> 01:20:11.270
baddest [ __ ] ever.


01:20:11.280 --> 01:20:12.229
>> I never thought.


01:20:12.239 --> 01:20:13.030
>> I'm just kidding.


01:20:13.040 --> 01:20:13.990
>> Oh, you're joking.


01:20:14.000 --> 01:20:15.350
>> I'm not joking about being the baddest


01:20:15.360 --> 01:20:16.470
[ __ ] I feel that


01:20:16.480 --> 01:20:18.709
>> you are bad. You're queen of all women.


01:20:18.719 --> 01:20:20.390
>> Now, what? I got to think of some [ __ ]


01:20:20.400 --> 01:20:22.149
to say to my wife when she comes home.


01:20:22.159 --> 01:20:23.430
She's not going to believe it no matter


01:20:23.440 --> 01:20:25.830
what I say. I know you made that [ __ ]


01:20:25.840 --> 01:20:27.510
up.


01:20:27.520 --> 01:20:29.430
>> So, maybe I'll just do some laundry when


01:20:29.440 --> 01:20:31.110
she comes home and be like, "Oh, I I


01:20:31.120 --> 01:20:33.669
folded your stuff. I I cleaned it." Hey,


01:20:33.679 --> 01:20:36.229
I just I just say just be a loving a


01:20:36.239 --> 01:20:38.470
loving partner, you know, loving, caring


01:20:38.480 --> 01:20:38.709
partner.


01:20:38.719 --> 01:20:41.110
>> I try I try to do my best. Look, I'm


01:20:41.120 --> 01:20:43.030
trying just to make a living, right?


01:20:43.040 --> 01:20:44.790
>> Family, you know, I'm not trying to rob


01:20:44.800 --> 01:20:47.350
banks or anything like that or, you


01:20:47.360 --> 01:20:47.590
know,


01:20:47.600 --> 01:20:48.390
>> that'd be fun


01:20:48.400 --> 01:20:49.510
>> to rob a bank.


01:20:49.520 --> 01:20:50.790
>> Hey,


01:20:50.800 --> 01:20:52.070
>> yeah, you know, I want to do it on


01:20:52.080 --> 01:20:53.910
Halloween. I dress up as the hamburger.


01:20:53.920 --> 01:20:55.830
Remember back in the day? I


01:20:55.840 --> 01:20:56.790
>> guess.


01:20:56.800 --> 01:20:57.189
>> Yeah.


01:20:57.199 --> 01:20:59.590
>> I used to work at a bank and that was


01:20:59.600 --> 01:21:01.510
that was interesting. Did you have like


01:21:01.520 --> 01:21:03.270
the button to call the cops?


01:21:03.280 --> 01:21:05.110
>> Um, yeah. Like the branch. Yeah. There's


01:21:05.120 --> 01:21:07.110
like certain protocols that you that you


01:21:07.120 --> 01:21:08.950
have to do if something wants to happen.


01:21:08.960 --> 01:21:11.910
And like people like um in Texas it's


01:21:11.920 --> 01:21:13.110
different. Like people go through


01:21:13.120 --> 01:21:14.550
drive-thrus to get their money and you


01:21:14.560 --> 01:21:15.830
speak to the teller through like a


01:21:15.840 --> 01:21:18.149
camera and then the tube goes back to


01:21:18.159 --> 01:21:19.669
the car when you like they send the


01:21:19.679 --> 01:21:21.030
money back or forward if you're giving


01:21:21.040 --> 01:21:22.870
them money. Sometimes those people get


01:21:22.880 --> 01:21:25.510
followed leaving the bank like they'll


01:21:25.520 --> 01:21:27.030
get followed by somebody else parked in


01:21:27.040 --> 01:21:28.470
the parking lot scene like how if they


01:21:28.480 --> 01:21:29.990
have like a lot of like a lot of money


01:21:30.000 --> 01:21:30.709
in on the on


01:21:30.719 --> 01:21:31.669
>> Were you a teller?


01:21:31.679 --> 01:21:32.070
>> Yeah.


01:21:32.080 --> 01:21:32.790
>> I just noticed that


01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:34.310
>> and a personal banker.


01:21:34.320 --> 01:21:36.790
>> I noticed a long time ago but then we're


01:21:36.800 --> 01:21:39.030
having conversation is so engaging but


01:21:39.040 --> 01:21:41.350
right now when you're talking you have


01:21:41.360 --> 01:21:44.070
such a feminine very fluffy feminine


01:21:44.080 --> 01:21:45.110
light voice.


01:21:45.120 --> 01:21:46.149
>> Oh, thank you.


01:21:46.159 --> 01:21:47.910
>> But also it's like mixed with a little


01:21:47.920 --> 01:21:49.750
rough like you just had some DICK OR


01:21:49.760 --> 01:21:50.709
SOMETHING.


01:21:50.719 --> 01:21:53.590
SO SEXY. OH [laughter] MY GOD. [gasps]


01:21:53.600 --> 01:21:56.470
>> OH, that's that's that's different.


01:21:56.480 --> 01:21:58.310
>> You see how he turned into a tomato? He


01:21:58.320 --> 01:21:59.750
liked that one a lot. [laughter]


01:21:59.760 --> 01:22:01.350
He's like, "Why the [ __ ] did I start


01:22:01.360 --> 01:22:03.590
working for this guy? He's too He's


01:22:03.600 --> 01:22:05.270
pushing the envelope. [laughter]


01:22:05.280 --> 01:22:07.110
>> I can't wait to tell Tommy about this


01:22:07.120 --> 01:22:08.629
one."


01:22:08.639 --> 01:22:10.229
>> Oh my god, that was too funny.


01:22:10.239 --> 01:22:11.590
>> Yeah, it's really


01:22:11.600 --> 01:22:13.830
>> That's a That's a different type of


01:22:13.840 --> 01:22:15.110
compliment. That's a different type of


01:22:15.120 --> 01:22:15.430
compliment.


01:22:15.440 --> 01:22:16.950
>> I'm sure you've been complimented on


01:22:16.960 --> 01:22:18.629
your voice before.


01:22:18.639 --> 01:22:20.709
>> Yes. Yes. Yes, I have.


01:22:20.719 --> 01:22:22.390
>> You know, that reminds me when I was a


01:22:22.400 --> 01:22:24.709
kid, I used to read uh fortunes on the


01:22:24.719 --> 01:22:25.990
phone.


01:22:26.000 --> 01:22:27.750
>> Oh, okay.


01:22:27.760 --> 01:22:28.310
>> You know, I have


01:22:28.320 --> 01:22:30.070
>> those little 1-800 numbers or what?


01:22:30.080 --> 01:22:32.149
>> Yeah, back in the day. I think because


01:22:32.159 --> 01:22:33.750
>> How How old were you when you were doing


01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:34.149
that?


01:22:34.159 --> 01:22:36.310
>> I was


01:22:36.320 --> 01:22:37.430
18 or 19.


01:22:37.440 --> 01:22:39.110
>> Oh, it was like an actual job.


01:22:39.120 --> 01:22:39.990
>> A job? Yeah.


01:22:40.000 --> 01:22:40.629
>> Oh, wow.


01:22:40.639 --> 01:22:42.310
>> But they fired me and said, "You're


01:22:42.320 --> 01:22:45.189
going to be not working here forever."


01:22:45.199 --> 01:22:47.430
I'm like, they put it that way, forever.


01:22:47.440 --> 01:22:49.990
You'll never be back. I'm like, "Oh,


01:22:50.000 --> 01:22:52.149
>> I have a a thing where I can see things


01:22:52.159 --> 01:22:53.350
sometimes,


01:22:53.360 --> 01:22:55.669
>> but not lottery numbers. Obviously, I'm


01:22:55.679 --> 01:22:57.430
not able to do lottery numbers or I


01:22:57.440 --> 01:22:59.510
wouldn't be [ __ ] under the lights and


01:22:59.520 --> 01:23:01.830
sweating and [ __ ] you know.


01:23:01.840 --> 01:23:03.750
>> But, uh, yeah, I've always had a certain


01:23:03.760 --> 01:23:05.350
something and my wife knows about it all


01:23:05.360 --> 01:23:08.229
these years. It's It's weird, but I


01:23:08.239 --> 01:23:09.590
can't do it with the [ __ ] lottery."


01:23:09.600 --> 01:23:12.070
>> I get like I have like realistic deja vu


01:23:12.080 --> 01:23:14.629
where I can be like dead asleep having a


01:23:14.639 --> 01:23:17.830
full dream. Exactly. physically,


01:23:17.840 --> 01:23:20.310
verbally remember what's what happened


01:23:20.320 --> 01:23:23.510
and it will happen it to the tea like a


01:23:23.520 --> 01:23:25.990
week later, a month later, whenever. And


01:23:26.000 --> 01:23:27.510
I'll the moment that's happening, I'm


01:23:27.520 --> 01:23:28.870
like, "Oh, I had a whole dream


01:23:28.880 --> 01:23:32.550
physically about this scenario, outfit,


01:23:32.560 --> 01:23:34.629
demeanor, the smell of myself."


01:23:34.639 --> 01:23:35.350
>> That's a trip.


01:23:35.360 --> 01:23:36.790
>> Yeah, it trips me out. So sometimes in


01:23:36.800 --> 01:23:37.510
my dreams, I wake up,


01:23:37.520 --> 01:23:38.550
>> oh, you just gave me chills.


01:23:38.560 --> 01:23:39.830
>> Yeah. So like sometimes I wake up and


01:23:39.840 --> 01:23:41.110
they're like realistic dreams and I'm


01:23:41.120 --> 01:23:42.310
like, "Oh, I hope that doesn't happen."


01:23:42.320 --> 01:23:43.910
Or, "Oh, damn." Like that might happen.


01:23:43.920 --> 01:23:45.990
And if it happens, it's like, "Oh [ __ ]


01:23:46.000 --> 01:23:48.310
I already saw it. I don't know what it's


01:23:48.320 --> 01:23:49.750
called. I don't know what what that


01:23:49.760 --> 01:23:50.390
means."


01:23:50.400 --> 01:23:51.669
>> That's like that movie with Denzel


01:23:51.679 --> 01:23:52.790
Washington,


01:23:52.800 --> 01:23:55.030
>> similar to it from years ago. That's


01:23:55.040 --> 01:23:56.790
amazing. Have you always had that?


01:23:56.800 --> 01:23:58.149
>> Yeah, since I was a kid.


01:23:58.159 --> 01:24:00.070
>> I have something similar to that. And


01:24:00.080 --> 01:24:00.709
also like


01:24:00.719 --> 01:24:02.070
>> It kind of sucks cuz there's sometimes


01:24:02.080 --> 01:24:05.270
where like I'll I'll see in my dreams


01:24:05.280 --> 01:24:07.189
certain something happening and it's


01:24:07.199 --> 01:24:07.590
bad.


01:24:07.600 --> 01:24:08.709
>> And people too.


01:24:08.719 --> 01:24:10.629
>> Yeah. People are like I could be in a


01:24:10.639 --> 01:24:12.229
room just like this and remembering like


01:24:12.239 --> 01:24:13.510
I had a water right here. Here I have my


01:24:13.520 --> 01:24:15.830
Cardier sunglasses case right here. My


01:24:15.840 --> 01:24:17.750
my Louis Vuitton bag, my phone right


01:24:17.760 --> 01:24:19.430
here, my outfit like this. You're like


01:24:19.440 --> 01:24:20.950
this. Like I can have dreams like that


01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:22.470
and it happens in real life like like


01:24:22.480 --> 01:24:23.910
unexpectedly out of nowhere. Or I'll be


01:24:23.920 --> 01:24:25.350
driving like oh I had deja vu. I was


01:24:25.360 --> 01:24:27.590
driving and like I was with this song


01:24:27.600 --> 01:24:29.270
and I was going on this way over here.


01:24:29.280 --> 01:24:30.629
Like it's weird.


01:24:30.639 --> 01:24:31.910
>> It's very weird. It sucks.


01:24:31.920 --> 01:24:33.830
>> You think it's from like uh something to


01:24:33.840 --> 01:24:35.189
do with like previous lives or


01:24:35.199 --> 01:24:35.510
something?


01:24:35.520 --> 01:24:36.390
>> I think so.


01:24:36.400 --> 01:24:37.110
>> You see?


01:24:37.120 --> 01:24:38.870
>> You know what? I agree. I think in my


01:24:38.880 --> 01:24:41.350
previous life I was Asian cuz I love


01:24:41.360 --> 01:24:44.950
Asian food so bad. I'm Mexican like


01:24:44.960 --> 01:24:48.070
Texmex Mexican like fifth generation


01:24:48.080 --> 01:24:49.270
American Mexican.


01:24:49.280 --> 01:24:51.189
>> Oh, let's get noodles and let's like a


01:24:51.199 --> 01:24:53.669
lady in the [ __ ] Let's like and come


01:24:53.679 --> 01:24:55.030
together [laughter] with the noodle. Can


01:24:55.040 --> 01:24:56.790
we do that? You don't want to do that?


01:24:56.800 --> 01:24:57.189
>> No.


01:24:57.199 --> 01:24:58.229
>> Okay. Okay.


01:24:58.239 --> 01:25:00.390
>> Maybe you and your wife and I'll watch.


01:25:00.400 --> 01:25:02.229
>> Oh yeah, watch. That'll be fun. I always


01:25:02.239 --> 01:25:03.830
tell her, look, she doesn't want to have


01:25:03.840 --> 01:25:05.669
a threesome. So, you know how they say


01:25:05.679 --> 01:25:07.990
there's a gateway drug, you know? So, a


01:25:08.000 --> 01:25:09.830
gateway to threesome. I'm like, let's


01:25:09.840 --> 01:25:11.830
hire someone or not you, I'm not saying


01:25:11.840 --> 01:25:14.790
you. Let's have a girlfriend or someone


01:25:14.800 --> 01:25:17.669
sit in the chair and just watch.


01:25:17.679 --> 01:25:19.990
>> And I'm hoping that watching will


01:25:20.000 --> 01:25:21.990
eventually end up in the bed with us.


01:25:22.000 --> 01:25:23.669
So, it'll be like a gateway, you know, a


01:25:23.679 --> 01:25:26.390
gateway. So, no, she knows my trick. So,


01:25:26.400 --> 01:25:27.669
she's like, "No, no, I don't want." I'm


01:25:27.679 --> 01:25:29.590
like, "No, the lady will just be


01:25:29.600 --> 01:25:31.189
watching. Have one of your girlfriends


01:25:31.199 --> 01:25:32.550
from work, somebody, you know, let's


01:25:32.560 --> 01:25:33.990
invite her to Vegas. You know, they want


01:25:34.000 --> 01:25:36.790
a free trip." She'll just be sitting and


01:25:36.800 --> 01:25:38.790
watching us [ __ ] You know, some of your


01:25:38.800 --> 01:25:40.550
girlfriends, they haven't got laid for


01:25:40.560 --> 01:25:42.790
years. You know, they're older and they


01:25:42.800 --> 01:25:44.229
like me and they're always telling me


01:25:44.239 --> 01:25:45.750
they want to see me in a calendar cuz


01:25:45.760 --> 01:25:47.039
I'm thinking of doing a calendar when


01:25:47.049 --> 01:25:48.149
[laughter] I lose enough weight.


01:25:48.159 --> 01:25:48.470
>> Yeah.


01:25:48.480 --> 01:25:50.790
>> And vitamin D just watch. And I'm


01:25:50.800 --> 01:25:53.510
thinking that watching. Well, but no,


01:25:53.520 --> 01:25:57.110
she's not. Yeah. Watch. I Oh, that's


01:25:57.120 --> 01:25:58.629
what I want to do.


01:25:58.639 --> 01:25:59.669
>> Okay. Okay. So,


01:25:59.679 --> 01:26:01.669
>> you want someone to watch you, not you


01:26:01.679 --> 01:26:02.229
watch.


01:26:02.239 --> 01:26:04.790
>> No, someone watching me and my wife get


01:26:04.800 --> 01:26:05.510
it on.


01:26:05.520 --> 01:26:05.830
>> Yeah.


01:26:05.840 --> 01:26:07.430
>> And just watching. Wink.


01:26:07.440 --> 01:26:07.830
>> Right.


01:26:07.840 --> 01:26:10.149
>> But just watching. And then as my wife


01:26:10.159 --> 01:26:13.189
gets hot, she'll be like, "Okay, fine."


01:26:13.199 --> 01:26:14.870
Be like, "I'll just have her come in."


01:26:14.880 --> 01:26:15.430
Okay, fine.


01:26:15.440 --> 01:26:16.550
>> Take a seat right here.


01:26:16.560 --> 01:26:18.550
>> Right. Right. And then like a gateway


01:26:18.560 --> 01:26:19.350
like Right.


01:26:19.360 --> 01:26:19.910
>> Yeah.


01:26:19.920 --> 01:26:21.990
>> Would you watch me and my wife


01:26:22.000 --> 01:26:23.430
>> as a favor to me?


01:26:23.440 --> 01:26:24.629
>> As a favor?


01:26:24.639 --> 01:26:26.709
>> Yeah. Just, you know, just to watch.


01:26:26.719 --> 01:26:29.430
>> We can all discuss. Oh, I love it. This


01:26:29.440 --> 01:26:31.990
is the best [ __ ] show. This is better


01:26:32.000 --> 01:26:35.270
than Taylor. Taylor an sorry Taylor


01:26:35.280 --> 01:26:36.790
probably not watching.


01:26:36.800 --> 01:26:38.550
>> But Taylor is fantastic. But this is


01:26:38.560 --> 01:26:40.950
like a next level, right? Oh my god.


01:26:40.960 --> 01:26:42.629
This is This is really, you know, I call


01:26:42.639 --> 01:26:43.669
this show


01:26:43.679 --> 01:26:46.310
>> the one I finally have always dreamed


01:26:46.320 --> 01:26:48.629
about. The one finally the one


01:26:48.639 --> 01:26:50.629
>> and that's you. The one I always wanted


01:26:50.639 --> 01:26:52.870
to come watch and all that. [laughter]


01:26:52.880 --> 01:26:54.149
Queen of all women.


01:26:54.159 --> 01:26:56.070
>> Thank you. Yeah, I completely forgot


01:26:56.080 --> 01:26:57.750
about the girl who was, you know, stood


01:26:57.760 --> 01:26:58.950
us up in the morning, right?


01:26:58.960 --> 01:27:01.430
>> I'm really big on woman empowerment.


01:27:01.440 --> 01:27:03.590
>> I feel like it's very important every


01:27:03.600 --> 01:27:07.350
single day for a woman to get up and to


01:27:07.360 --> 01:27:08.870
feel herself and look in the mirror and


01:27:08.880 --> 01:27:11.910
say, "I'm her. I'm that [ __ ] I rule


01:27:11.920 --> 01:27:14.310
this world. I got confidence. Everything


01:27:14.320 --> 01:27:16.070
that I I want and attract is mine and


01:27:16.080 --> 01:27:17.590
will be mine forever."


01:27:17.600 --> 01:27:19.750
>> Well, I'll even go further than that and


01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:22.470
say that women are better than men.


01:27:22.480 --> 01:27:24.149
They're smarter than men.


01:27:24.159 --> 01:27:26.310
>> They're more mature than men. Since


01:27:26.320 --> 01:27:30.550
they're little little kids in prek,


01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:32.629
you go and you see like a prek or a


01:27:32.639 --> 01:27:34.470
toddlers. The girls playing in the


01:27:34.480 --> 01:27:36.390
playground, little girls. They're


01:27:36.400 --> 01:27:37.830
already, you can tell they're more


01:27:37.840 --> 01:27:39.189
mature than the little boys.


01:27:39.199 --> 01:27:39.669
>> Yeah.


01:27:39.679 --> 01:27:42.310
>> Right away in nursery, right away, all


01:27:42.320 --> 01:27:44.310
the girls are more mature than the boys


01:27:44.320 --> 01:27:46.229
by far. You can clearly see that when


01:27:46.239 --> 01:27:47.830
they're like 3, four years old.


01:27:47.840 --> 01:27:48.149
>> Yeah.


01:27:48.159 --> 01:27:50.149
>> So, since that time, in fact, I'll even


01:27:50.159 --> 01:27:52.310
go further than that. this is how much I


01:27:52.320 --> 01:27:54.550
want you to really like me. So when I


01:27:54.560 --> 01:27:57.669
get like I I call like Amazon or someone


01:27:57.679 --> 01:28:00.149
or you know the cable company. If I get


01:28:00.159 --> 01:28:02.629
a guy on the phone, I'll just hang up


01:28:02.639 --> 01:28:03.830
cuz he's probably


01:28:03.840 --> 01:28:04.950
>> I'm dead.


01:28:04.960 --> 01:28:05.830
>> A girl will


01:28:05.840 --> 01:28:07.910
>> a girl you're like okay she's she's


01:28:07.920 --> 01:28:09.350
going to understand and be mature over


01:28:09.360 --> 01:28:09.910
the phone.


01:28:09.920 --> 01:28:13.189
>> Understand can relate smarter.


01:28:13.199 --> 01:28:14.709
>> Well, you already liked me before and


01:28:14.719 --> 01:28:17.690
now you love me. [laughter]


01:28:17.700 --> 01:28:18.070
[gasps]


01:28:18.080 --> 01:28:18.390
>> Yeah.


01:28:18.400 --> 01:28:19.990
>> You don't have to answer. Oh yeah. Yeah.


01:28:20.000 --> 01:28:21.750
She said, "Yeah, I should have let her


01:28:21.760 --> 01:28:21.990
answer."


01:28:22.000 --> 01:28:23.110
>> Well, you've always you've always made


01:28:23.120 --> 01:28:24.790
me feel comfortable at the gym and you


01:28:24.800 --> 01:28:27.110
always been really like respectful and I


01:28:27.120 --> 01:28:29.110
you always talked about the podcast. So,


01:28:29.120 --> 01:28:31.270
I was like, I want to be a part of, you


01:28:31.280 --> 01:28:33.750
know, showing showing love and


01:28:33.760 --> 01:28:36.550
participating and who's to say I feel


01:28:36.560 --> 01:28:38.070
comfortable and I like it and who's to


01:28:38.080 --> 01:28:40.790
say the viewers like me, you know?


01:28:40.800 --> 01:28:43.590
>> I think the viewers love you, not just


01:28:43.600 --> 01:28:46.149
like you. They adore you and Absolutely.


01:28:46.159 --> 01:28:47.189
Right.


01:28:47.199 --> 01:28:49.510
>> Wow. And they want her back.


01:28:49.520 --> 01:28:51.189
Yeah, Bobby wants you back. That's for


01:28:51.199 --> 01:28:53.510
sure. Yeah. And I want you back. And my


01:28:53.520 --> 01:28:54.950
wife, let me see what she's saying. Let


01:28:54.960 --> 01:28:56.629
me see. I [laughter] got all about


01:28:56.639 --> 01:28:59.990
everybody. But let me see if uh Oh, it's


01:29:00.000 --> 01:29:01.990
um Yeah, I'm here. I'm still here,


01:29:02.000 --> 01:29:04.550
[ __ ] Wait till I get home. No,


01:29:04.560 --> 01:29:05.830
she's not saying anything.


01:29:05.840 --> 01:29:06.629
>> I'm all nervous.


01:29:06.639 --> 01:29:09.750
>> So, no, no, no. Uh no, it's okay. So, um


01:29:09.760 --> 01:29:11.990
I can say that I'm just so happy right


01:29:12.000 --> 01:29:13.430
now. I know you have to go to a certain


01:29:13.440 --> 01:29:15.189
time. Okay, so we have 10 minutes. It's


01:29:15.199 --> 01:29:17.830
8:14. That's fine. Okay. So, I I like


01:29:17.840 --> 01:29:18.870
that.


01:29:18.880 --> 01:29:21.990
punctual. I try to be because sometimes


01:29:22.000 --> 01:29:23.350
there's moments where like I'm going to


01:29:23.360 --> 01:29:25.030
be late if something was to happen. So I


01:29:25.040 --> 01:29:26.550
try to always be on time


01:29:26.560 --> 01:29:28.310
>> and I see how you were texting me. I'm


01:29:28.320 --> 01:29:31.030
on the way and fantastic. And I said


01:29:31.040 --> 01:29:33.430
right that's the best guest. We've never


01:29:33.440 --> 01:29:35.590
had someone do that. Like I'm on the


01:29:35.600 --> 01:29:39.189
way. This is my ETA and uh very very


01:29:39.199 --> 01:29:40.950
impressive. Yeah. I can't wait for a


01:29:40.960 --> 01:29:41.830
month from now.


01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:42.149
>> Yes.


01:29:42.159 --> 01:29:43.430
>> Maybe you'll change your mind. You'll


01:29:43.440 --> 01:29:45.430
come back in two weeks. I'll think about


01:29:45.440 --> 01:29:46.950
it because I do need to fly back to


01:29:46.960 --> 01:29:49.189
Texas and um pick up some of my stuff to


01:29:49.199 --> 01:29:51.030
move into my my new spot out here.


01:29:51.040 --> 01:29:51.910
>> Oh, did you get it?


01:29:51.920 --> 01:29:52.470
>> Yes.


01:29:52.480 --> 01:29:54.149
>> Oh, you were telling me about it. Oh,


01:29:54.159 --> 01:29:55.030
congratulations.


01:29:55.040 --> 01:29:55.750
>> Thank you. Thank you.


01:29:55.760 --> 01:29:57.430
>> I had a good thought for you.


01:29:57.440 --> 01:29:59.350
>> Well, I was already living in North


01:29:59.360 --> 01:30:00.950
Hollywood when I first moved out here,


01:30:00.960 --> 01:30:02.390
but now I'm going to be an official


01:30:02.400 --> 01:30:04.310
valley girl. Ooh.


01:30:04.320 --> 01:30:06.310
>> Now, is it by yourself or if I may ask


01:30:06.320 --> 01:30:07.430
with your girlfriend?


01:30:07.440 --> 01:30:09.830
>> Um, I have my my two roommates.


01:30:09.840 --> 01:30:10.229
>> Okay.


01:30:10.239 --> 01:30:10.709
>> Yeah.


01:30:10.719 --> 01:30:12.950
>> So, that's it's a really big like town


01:30:12.960 --> 01:30:14.229
home. It's really nice.


01:30:14.239 --> 01:30:15.590
>> That's the one you were telling me at


01:30:15.600 --> 01:30:17.110
the gym that you were looking for a


01:30:17.120 --> 01:30:18.390
rental or something.


01:30:18.400 --> 01:30:20.550
>> Yes. Yeah. I was either looking to go


01:30:20.560 --> 01:30:22.229
with them or to maybe get something on


01:30:22.239 --> 01:30:24.070
my own. But I feel like that situation


01:30:24.080 --> 01:30:26.709
was so much more ideal and so much more


01:30:26.719 --> 01:30:28.229
like up my alley. Like


01:30:28.239 --> 01:30:29.910
>> the one you you were looking for.


01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:31.669
>> Yeah. And like I got the three main


01:30:31.679 --> 01:30:34.790
boxes checked off which is personal


01:30:34.800 --> 01:30:36.470
parking in the garage underneath the


01:30:36.480 --> 01:30:37.830
town home. That's that's mine


01:30:37.840 --> 01:30:38.950
guaranteed.


01:30:38.960 --> 01:30:40.629
>> And I walk into the door and I'm in the


01:30:40.639 --> 01:30:41.189
house.


01:30:41.199 --> 01:30:44.149
>> Perfect. Safe. second um washer and


01:30:44.159 --> 01:30:45.750
dryer in the unit that I don't have to


01:30:45.760 --> 01:30:46.790
pay for. Perfect.


01:30:46.800 --> 01:30:47.830
>> Because I was living somewhere where


01:30:47.840 --> 01:30:49.590
where you have to scan on the app to


01:30:49.600 --> 01:30:51.030
wash your clothes and dry. It's too


01:30:51.040 --> 01:30:51.270
much.


01:30:51.280 --> 01:30:52.390
>> And you got to pay for it, too.


01:30:52.400 --> 01:30:53.430
>> Yes. And then you have to walk


01:30:53.440 --> 01:30:55.030
downstairs, go through the alley. It's


01:30:55.040 --> 01:30:57.110
too No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


01:30:57.120 --> 01:30:59.110
>> You have it at home. You could do it in


01:30:59.120 --> 01:30:59.910
the middle of the night.


01:30:59.920 --> 01:31:01.990
>> And then third, we have central AC and


01:31:02.000 --> 01:31:04.070
heat. So that's that's Texas living


01:31:04.080 --> 01:31:04.870
right there.


01:31:04.880 --> 01:31:06.709
>> And what about four? You met me.


01:31:06.719 --> 01:31:07.590
>> There you go.


01:31:07.600 --> 01:31:09.590
>> Right. No, you were [laughter] going to


01:31:09.600 --> 01:31:11.750
forget me because the laundry was more


01:31:11.760 --> 01:31:13.830
important. I understand. But that's good


01:31:13.840 --> 01:31:14.950
that you got all that.


01:31:14.960 --> 01:31:16.950
>> Yeah, I got lucky. Really lucky.


01:31:16.960 --> 01:31:17.910
>> That's really good. It's probably


01:31:17.920 --> 01:31:19.910
because of my energy. You got


01:31:19.920 --> 01:31:21.350
>> I hope so. Positive energy.


01:31:21.360 --> 01:31:23.430
>> That's what it is. And hopefully your


01:31:23.440 --> 01:31:25.110
luck and your energy will get us


01:31:25.120 --> 01:31:26.229
monetized quickly. So


01:31:26.239 --> 01:31:26.950
>> I hope so.


01:31:26.960 --> 01:31:28.470
>> Probably pay Bobby and Tommy what


01:31:28.480 --> 01:31:30.310
they're uh I really want to pay them


01:31:30.320 --> 01:31:31.590
what they're worth.


01:31:31.600 --> 01:31:33.830
>> But they say spend that [ __ ] [laughter]


01:31:33.840 --> 01:31:34.950
>> Yeah. Because why not?


01:31:34.960 --> 01:31:36.229
>> Do you know that song?


01:31:36.239 --> 01:31:39.030
>> It's um it's like a new like trending


01:31:39.040 --> 01:31:39.990
song. It's like


01:31:40.000 --> 01:31:41.030
>> I don't know the new [ __ ]


01:31:41.040 --> 01:31:44.709
>> We're on the scam ass.


01:31:44.719 --> 01:31:46.390
Spend that money fast.


01:31:46.400 --> 01:31:47.590
>> You like the I like the two.


01:31:47.600 --> 01:31:48.550
>> It's a ratchet song.


01:31:48.560 --> 01:31:49.430
>> I like the What's that?


01:31:49.440 --> 01:31:51.430
>> But it's like like ratchet means like


01:31:51.440 --> 01:31:54.709
it's like a little hood rich. Like it's


01:31:54.719 --> 01:31:56.709
fun and hip-hop. It's a It's a trending


01:31:56.719 --> 01:31:57.030
song.


01:31:57.040 --> 01:31:58.229
>> I like that. When you said hood, you


01:31:58.239 --> 01:31:58.790
went like that


01:31:58.800 --> 01:32:00.550
>> hood rich.


01:32:00.560 --> 01:32:03.110
>> I like the Snoop Dog Ice Cube. Put your


01:32:03.120 --> 01:32:04.709
back into it. Get it. Put your back into


01:32:04.719 --> 01:32:05.189
it.


01:32:05.199 --> 01:32:06.950
>> It's genius. Like like the like like the


01:32:06.960 --> 01:32:09.430
old old like '9s early 2000. Yeah.


01:32:09.440 --> 01:32:11.510
>> 50 Cent Knocking Boots. You know, you


01:32:11.520 --> 01:32:12.550
know what that is? Knocking boots,


01:32:12.560 --> 01:32:14.870
right? It sounds like Knocking Boots,


01:32:14.880 --> 01:32:16.070
>> right? It sounds like it.


01:32:16.080 --> 01:32:17.990
>> Yeah. Do your kids listen to any hip-hop


01:32:18.000 --> 01:32:18.950
or rap music or


01:32:18.960 --> 01:32:20.310
>> Oh, no. They don't really talk to me a


01:32:20.320 --> 01:32:20.709
lot.


01:32:20.719 --> 01:32:22.149
>> Okay. They try not to talk to me.


01:32:22.159 --> 01:32:23.669
They're like, "Dad, just drive. What the


01:32:23.679 --> 01:32:25.669
fuck?" Even Uber driver, like


01:32:25.679 --> 01:32:27.030
>> What kind of music do you y'all play in


01:32:27.040 --> 01:32:28.070
this in the car?


01:32:28.080 --> 01:32:30.390
>> We don't. We just try to I try to talk


01:32:30.400 --> 01:32:31.430
for day


01:32:31.440 --> 01:32:33.189
>> music. Yeah. Get to know them a little


01:32:33.199 --> 01:32:33.590
bit more.


01:32:33.600 --> 01:32:35.030
>> They'll tell me to shut it off. No,


01:32:35.040 --> 01:32:35.669
they're bullying.


01:32:35.679 --> 01:32:37.189
>> It'll be fine. They'll be like, "What


01:32:37.199 --> 01:32:38.229
kind of music you want to listen to?"


01:32:38.239 --> 01:32:39.270
>> They just have their phone. They tell me


01:32:39.280 --> 01:32:39.830
to shut it off.


01:32:39.840 --> 01:32:40.950
>> Do they have like their headphones on


01:32:40.960 --> 01:32:42.149
too while they're in the car on their


01:32:42.159 --> 01:32:42.870
phone?


01:32:42.880 --> 01:32:45.030
>> No, but they pretend like they have head


01:32:45.040 --> 01:32:46.550
they pretend like they have them on that


01:32:46.560 --> 01:32:47.270
like ignore me.


01:32:47.280 --> 01:32:48.870
>> Yeah. My my little sister has her beats


01:32:48.880 --> 01:32:50.149
on and she's like on the phone and I'm


01:32:50.159 --> 01:32:51.350
like, "Are are you listening to me or


01:32:51.360 --> 01:32:52.470
you are listening to music?" She's like,


01:32:52.480 --> 01:32:54.709
"Oh, wait. What?" I'm like, "Girl."


01:32:54.719 --> 01:32:56.070
>> Well, what's upsetting is in the


01:32:56.080 --> 01:32:58.310
morning. So, the 13-year-old just


01:32:58.320 --> 01:32:59.990
started high school and he goes to


01:33:00.000 --> 01:33:01.830
school really, really far away.


01:33:01.840 --> 01:33:03.669
Actually, it's a small world. It's where


01:33:03.679 --> 01:33:05.270
um Bobby went to school.


01:33:05.280 --> 01:33:05.910
>> Okay.


01:33:05.920 --> 01:33:07.910
>> And so uh where and where they went to


01:33:07.920 --> 01:33:09.430
film school is where the other one just


01:33:09.440 --> 01:33:10.390
started in college.


01:33:10.400 --> 01:33:10.950
>> Oh wow.


01:33:10.960 --> 01:33:13.910
>> And um so he takes way too long to get


01:33:13.920 --> 01:33:15.830
ready. I'm like dude, for every minute


01:33:15.840 --> 01:33:17.510
you delay leaving the house in the


01:33:17.520 --> 01:33:19.510
morning, it's like another thousand cars


01:33:19.520 --> 01:33:21.350
on the road. So if you leave at a


01:33:21.360 --> 01:33:23.189
certain time, it's going to be so


01:33:23.199 --> 01:33:25.590
packed. It's stressful for me. You turn


01:33:25.600 --> 01:33:27.270
me into a criminal, I tell them. Because


01:33:27.280 --> 01:33:29.590
then I have to do Exactly.


01:33:29.600 --> 01:33:31.910
>> running lights and doing U-turns. comes


01:33:31.920 --> 01:33:33.350
and they're like, "Look, you're getting


01:33:33.360 --> 01:33:35.430
me mad. People are mad at me and you're


01:33:35.440 --> 01:33:37.910
making me do [ __ ] that if I had time in


01:33:37.920 --> 01:33:40.870
the morning." So, so every morning he


01:33:40.880 --> 01:33:42.709
gets ready, takes time. What happened?


01:33:42.719 --> 01:33:43.510
My my


01:33:43.520 --> 01:33:45.830
>> Oh, no. No. I was reading your shirt.


01:33:45.840 --> 01:33:48.070
>> Oh, so I have a a guest who is on who


01:33:48.080 --> 01:33:49.270
makes apparel.


01:33:49.280 --> 01:33:51.030
>> Oh, nice. Yeah. So, the reason I'm


01:33:51.040 --> 01:33:52.950
wearing this shirt is because all my


01:33:52.960 --> 01:33:54.790
other shirts right now are kind of like


01:33:54.800 --> 01:33:56.870
like my wife didn't do all the laundry


01:33:56.880 --> 01:33:57.510
this weekend.


01:33:57.520 --> 01:33:58.870
>> No, it's cool. I I like that. I like


01:33:58.880 --> 01:34:00.070
that t-shirt. She's going to hate it


01:34:00.080 --> 01:34:02.070
that I'm talking about her not. She


01:34:02.080 --> 01:34:02.709
usually does.


01:34:02.719 --> 01:34:03.830
>> She's going to tell you, "Well, then you


01:34:03.840 --> 01:34:05.030
should do your laundry."


01:34:05.040 --> 01:34:07.750
>> But okay, so hold on. So, I got to be


01:34:07.760 --> 01:34:11.189
funny, do a show, and pick up the kids,


01:34:11.199 --> 01:34:13.350
do, you know, do all the shopping, you


01:34:13.360 --> 01:34:14.950
know, all the stuff. And I'm not going


01:34:14.960 --> 01:34:17.270
to even say where, you know, I had told


01:34:17.280 --> 01:34:18.550
you something at the gym that I'm not


01:34:18.560 --> 01:34:19.830
going to say here. Yeah.


01:34:19.840 --> 01:34:21.669
>> Because it's, you know, it's we don't


01:34:21.679 --> 01:34:23.185
want to get in trouble, right?


01:34:23.195 --> 01:34:23.350
[laughter]


01:34:23.360 --> 01:34:26.229
>> But, um, yeah. So, uh, I got to do all


01:34:26.239 --> 01:34:29.030
that and I got to do laundry, too. So,


01:34:29.040 --> 01:34:30.310
we have, you know, we have our own


01:34:30.320 --> 01:34:32.950
departments where she does laundry, she


01:34:32.960 --> 01:34:35.750
does dishes, but I do like I do this and


01:34:35.760 --> 01:34:36.390
that


01:34:36.400 --> 01:34:38.390
>> and pay the bills and do all that. Like,


01:34:38.400 --> 01:34:40.629
she hasn't paid a bill in like 24 years


01:34:40.639 --> 01:34:42.149
because she doesn't even know what her


01:34:42.159 --> 01:34:44.149
bills are because I just make sure it's


01:34:44.159 --> 01:34:46.070
it's all paid. It's all because when I


01:34:46.080 --> 01:34:47.430
met her,


01:34:47.440 --> 01:34:49.669
>> uh, when I right when I met her, we got


01:34:49.679 --> 01:34:51.510
a call like 10 o'clock in the morning.


01:34:51.520 --> 01:34:54.790
She was late for like a $20 payment on


01:34:54.800 --> 01:34:56.709
whatever, you know, it went into her


01:34:56.719 --> 01:34:57.669
credit. M


01:34:57.679 --> 01:35:01.910
>> I'm like for $20 this just uh is a ding


01:35:01.920 --> 01:35:03.669
on your credit and just messed up for


01:35:03.679 --> 01:35:05.910
$20, you know. And then another one came


01:35:05.920 --> 01:35:07.990
for $100. I'm like, you're making good


01:35:08.000 --> 01:35:09.669
money. Now, you know, it's not making a


01:35:09.679 --> 01:35:12.149
million dollars, but for $120, this just


01:35:12.159 --> 01:35:13.189
messed up your credit,


01:35:13.199 --> 01:35:13.590
>> right?


01:35:13.600 --> 01:35:15.510
>> So, that's when I took over. I paid all


01:35:15.520 --> 01:35:17.110
the bills and everything's been straight


01:35:17.120 --> 01:35:19.590
after that. So, uh yeah, I do all that


01:35:19.600 --> 01:35:22.629
stuff and much much much much more. So,


01:35:22.639 --> 01:35:25.830
the laundry is not my thing and dishes I


01:35:25.840 --> 01:35:27.430
don't, you know, I don't like to get my


01:35:27.440 --> 01:35:30.390
hands uh is that is that like a


01:35:30.400 --> 01:35:32.229
chauvinist? Oh, I don't want to be that.


01:35:32.239 --> 01:35:34.709
>> I just feel like


01:35:34.719 --> 01:35:37.510
I don't care who is bringing the money


01:35:37.520 --> 01:35:40.070
into the household. Whoever is available


01:35:40.080 --> 01:35:42.070
to do


01:35:42.080 --> 01:35:44.629
uh A or B to get it done, get it done.


01:35:44.639 --> 01:35:47.030
>> I get and and and do it yourself.


01:35:47.040 --> 01:35:48.149
>> I get if needed.


01:35:48.159 --> 01:35:49.030
>> I get [ __ ] done.


01:35:49.040 --> 01:35:49.430
>> Good.


01:35:49.440 --> 01:35:51.750
>> Oh, yeah. I get it. I like that.


01:35:51.760 --> 01:35:53.669
Okay. You like me for a lot of reasons.


01:35:53.679 --> 01:35:55.430
You have a list of like 35 things.


01:35:55.440 --> 01:35:57.270
>> No, I like I like that you're a type of


01:35:57.280 --> 01:35:59.430
person to do things yourself.


01:35:59.440 --> 01:35:59.910
>> I do.


01:35:59.920 --> 01:36:00.310
>> Yeah.


01:36:00.320 --> 01:36:02.470
>> And I'm like a security guard. I'm like,


01:36:02.480 --> 01:36:03.350
you know,


01:36:03.360 --> 01:36:04.950
>> I know. I saw you earlier and you were


01:36:04.960 --> 01:36:06.629
telling me about the door and everything


01:36:06.639 --> 01:36:07.750
like locking it.


01:36:07.760 --> 01:36:09.510
>> Yeah. And the the neighbors, too.


01:36:09.520 --> 01:36:11.430
Someone stares me down. I'm going to


01:36:11.440 --> 01:36:13.030
talk about the, you know, get back in


01:36:13.040 --> 01:36:14.550
your house. Cuz most of the old people


01:36:14.560 --> 01:36:16.950
here inherited their house


01:36:16.960 --> 01:36:19.030
>> past, you know, they're older. So, I


01:36:19.040 --> 01:36:20.709
tell them, "Hey, [ __ ] get back


01:36:20.719 --> 01:36:22.310
in your mama's house. But the guy's like


01:36:22.320 --> 01:36:24.790
85. He doesn't want to be told to go in


01:36:24.800 --> 01:36:26.149
his mama's house, you know? Especially


01:36:26.159 --> 01:36:27.750
he's a big maggot guy,


01:36:27.760 --> 01:36:29.189
>> so he's like a tough guy, you know? I'm


01:36:29.199 --> 01:36:30.870
like, get back in your mama's house.


01:36:30.880 --> 01:36:32.310
>> Yeah. Go back and forth.


01:36:32.320 --> 01:36:34.070
>> I'm not going to let anyone if they get


01:36:34.080 --> 01:36:35.510
drunk and they start talking about my


01:36:35.520 --> 01:36:36.629
kids and [ __ ]


01:36:36.639 --> 01:36:37.110
>> Oh, wow.


01:36:37.120 --> 01:36:38.550
>> Yeah. And my kids like, "Dad, don't


01:36:38.560 --> 01:36:40.070
don't beat him up. I don't we don't want


01:36:40.080 --> 01:36:41.270
you to go to jail."


01:36:41.280 --> 01:36:41.669
>> Yeah.


01:36:41.679 --> 01:36:43.110
>> You know, so I'm like, "Oh, yeah. I


01:36:43.120 --> 01:36:44.229
don't want to, you know, I talk about


01:36:44.239 --> 01:36:45.910
how he's got no teeth. You [ __ ]


01:36:45.920 --> 01:36:46.950
You got to put some teeth [laughter] in


01:36:46.960 --> 01:36:48.629
your mouth." No. [ __ ] I don't want to


01:36:48.639 --> 01:36:50.070
fight them because, you know, the kids


01:36:50.080 --> 01:36:51.510
are like, "Dad, no. Don't get in


01:36:51.520 --> 01:36:52.310
trouble,


01:36:52.320 --> 01:36:52.950
>> right?"


01:36:52.960 --> 01:36:54.149
>> You know, don't get out of your car,


01:36:54.159 --> 01:36:54.870
Dad.


01:36:54.880 --> 01:36:55.830
>> A


01:36:55.840 --> 01:36:56.950
>> Yeah. They're so cute.


01:36:56.960 --> 01:36:58.470
>> Well, they need someone to drive them,


01:36:58.480 --> 01:36:59.270
>> right? Yeah.


01:36:59.280 --> 01:37:00.149
>> Oh, that they need me.


01:37:00.159 --> 01:37:01.109
>> And they're worried about you, too.


01:37:01.119 --> 01:37:01.830
Like, we don't want you getting in


01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:03.669
trouble over some somebody that's just


01:37:03.679 --> 01:37:05.990
below what your type of time, you know.


01:37:06.000 --> 01:37:07.270
>> You would make a good mom.


01:37:07.280 --> 01:37:08.950
>> Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.


01:37:08.960 --> 01:37:11.590
>> You Oh, my very, very good friend just


01:37:11.600 --> 01:37:13.270
got great news and they're having


01:37:13.280 --> 01:37:14.149
another baby.


01:37:14.159 --> 01:37:16.070
>> Oh, that's amazing. Congratulations to


01:37:16.080 --> 01:37:17.669
them. Hell, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's


01:37:17.679 --> 01:37:18.070
fantastic.


01:37:18.080 --> 01:37:19.750
>> Is it like their second child or third?


01:37:19.760 --> 01:37:21.270
>> Yeah, you guessed it. Second child. So,


01:37:21.280 --> 01:37:23.109
I said it's perfect because your sibling


01:37:23.119 --> 01:37:25.030
is like a few years old and you're going


01:37:25.040 --> 01:37:27.350
to bring a sibling, a brother or sister.


01:37:27.360 --> 01:37:28.790
And it's great because when you have the


01:37:28.800 --> 01:37:31.669
second one, you want them to bond


01:37:31.679 --> 01:37:33.750
>> and that's why you have a second child.


01:37:33.760 --> 01:37:34.070
>> Yes.


01:37:34.080 --> 01:37:36.790
>> And so, I'm glad. I'm so happy. I'm so


01:37:36.800 --> 01:37:38.870
relieved. They maybe were not going to


01:37:38.880 --> 01:37:40.550
have a second child, but I'm glad it's


01:37:40.560 --> 01:37:41.510
happening for them.


01:37:41.520 --> 01:37:43.510
>> Yeah. That's amazing. It's really all


01:37:43.520 --> 01:37:46.229
because of my u good wishes and my


01:37:46.239 --> 01:37:48.629
prayers. And if they're listening, they


01:37:48.639 --> 01:37:50.470
don't know that it's really all because


01:37:50.480 --> 01:37:52.390
of my, you know, good thoughts and all


01:37:52.400 --> 01:37:52.790
that.


01:37:52.800 --> 01:37:53.830
>> Yeah, that's amazing.


01:37:53.840 --> 01:37:55.109
>> Well, because he's a really good friend,


01:37:55.119 --> 01:37:56.950
so I like to mirror him and my good


01:37:56.960 --> 01:37:57.669
friend.


01:37:57.679 --> 01:38:00.070
>> So on that day, they found out they're


01:38:00.080 --> 01:38:02.149
having another one. My kid was getting


01:38:02.159 --> 01:38:03.669
his braces taken off


01:38:03.679 --> 01:38:05.590
>> and I texted him, "Look, this is a good


01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:07.189
luck day. This is going to happen for


01:38:07.199 --> 01:38:10.229
you. I can feel it. My kid's getting his


01:38:10.239 --> 01:38:12.470
braces." He couldn't like he kept


01:38:12.480 --> 01:38:14.149
staring at himself all day with no


01:38:14.159 --> 01:38:15.669
braces. He just smiled.


01:38:15.679 --> 01:38:17.590
>> I had braces when I was younger.


01:38:17.600 --> 01:38:19.750
>> Me too. You have nice teeth.


01:38:19.760 --> 01:38:20.629
>> Thank you.


01:38:20.639 --> 01:38:22.149
>> But did you wear a retainer?


01:38:22.159 --> 01:38:22.870
>> No.


01:38:22.880 --> 01:38:24.629
>> Me either. I broke mine.


01:38:24.639 --> 01:38:26.790
>> And honestly, I had it for 2 months and


01:38:26.800 --> 01:38:29.430
I lost it. And I was like 16 years old,


01:38:29.440 --> 01:38:30.870
not knowing that the importance of


01:38:30.880 --> 01:38:34.790
wearing one. So now that I'm 30, swear,


01:38:34.800 --> 01:38:36.709
the month before I turned 30, my little


01:38:36.719 --> 01:38:39.510
tooth right here started to get a little


01:38:39.520 --> 01:38:40.790
crooked.


01:38:40.800 --> 01:38:42.709
I can't see. It looks perfect for me.


01:38:42.719 --> 01:38:43.990
>> Thank you. But I'm like a perfectionist


01:38:44.000 --> 01:38:45.030
when it comes to my teeth.


01:38:45.040 --> 01:38:45.750
>> No, it looks perfect.


01:38:45.760 --> 01:38:47.910
>> I take I take it serious cuz like your


01:38:47.920 --> 01:38:49.030
health is like your wealth, you know,


01:38:49.040 --> 01:38:51.750
and I I really want to keep my teeth as


01:38:51.760 --> 01:38:53.350
long as I can.


01:38:53.360 --> 01:38:54.709
>> I don't really care about veneers like


01:38:54.719 --> 01:38:56.149
that. I like veneers on other people,


01:38:56.159 --> 01:38:57.510
but


01:38:57.520 --> 01:38:59.189
>> I like I like my teeth. Yeah. I'm like


01:38:59.199 --> 01:39:00.790
>> I don't see where you're saying it's


01:39:00.800 --> 01:39:01.669
crooked.


01:39:01.679 --> 01:39:04.310
>> Just a little bit right here.


01:39:04.320 --> 01:39:06.629
>> So, after my braces were taken off and I


01:39:06.639 --> 01:39:07.990
had, you know, these kids had it. Both


01:39:08.000 --> 01:39:10.550
of them had it. They had no problems.


01:39:10.560 --> 01:39:12.550
They were loving it. Me, I was always


01:39:12.560 --> 01:39:14.310
putting wax on. It was always like,


01:39:14.320 --> 01:39:17.030
>> yeah, the bra I would get so cut up.


01:39:17.040 --> 01:39:18.709
Like I would literally open up my mouth


01:39:18.719 --> 01:39:20.470
on like the side of my cheeks and the


01:39:20.480 --> 01:39:22.070
top the bottom of my lip and the top


01:39:22.080 --> 01:39:24.470
will be so cut up on the inside cuz like


01:39:24.480 --> 01:39:25.910
the metal was just always like it


01:39:25.920 --> 01:39:26.950
>> never happened to them.


01:39:26.960 --> 01:39:27.830
>> Wow. Maybe it's like


01:39:27.840 --> 01:39:28.790
>> at all both of them.


01:39:28.800 --> 01:39:30.390
>> Maybe it's like new technology within


01:39:30.400 --> 01:39:31.030
like the metal.


01:39:31.040 --> 01:39:32.629
>> It was It's the same looks like the same


01:39:32.639 --> 01:39:33.430
thing that we have,


01:39:33.440 --> 01:39:34.229
>> right?


01:39:34.239 --> 01:39:36.229
>> The best part of the orthodontist from


01:39:36.239 --> 01:39:37.669
back in the day. I was 10 years old.


01:39:37.679 --> 01:39:39.830
I'll never forget we he had his


01:39:39.840 --> 01:39:42.709
orthodontist clinic in his household and


01:39:42.719 --> 01:39:44.790
we drive up and his hot wife would be on


01:39:44.800 --> 01:39:46.310
the balcony waiting


01:39:46.320 --> 01:39:47.910
>> and I'm like, "Oh my god, she's so


01:39:47.920 --> 01:39:50.070
sexy." I was 10. What the [ __ ] was wrong


01:39:50.080 --> 01:39:50.550
with me?


01:39:50.560 --> 01:39:51.590
>> You were already turned.


01:39:51.600 --> 01:39:53.109
>> That was the best part [laughter]


01:39:53.119 --> 01:39:54.870
because we grew up in New York. We were


01:39:54.880 --> 01:39:55.189
fast.


01:39:55.199 --> 01:39:56.550
>> Oh, so you grew up in New York?


01:39:56.560 --> 01:39:56.950
>> Yeah.


01:39:56.960 --> 01:39:58.070
>> Wait, like which burrow?


01:39:58.080 --> 01:39:59.669
>> In the Queens and Project.


01:39:59.679 --> 01:40:00.390
>> There you go.


01:40:00.400 --> 01:40:01.189
>> I went back for


01:40:01.199 --> 01:40:03.030
>> So you're so ahead of


01:40:03.040 --> 01:40:04.790
>> ahead of your time. We were so advanced


01:40:04.800 --> 01:40:06.790
because honestly being exposed living in


01:40:06.800 --> 01:40:09.030
New York as a child is like eye opening.


01:40:09.040 --> 01:40:10.870
>> We were kissing at 8 years old. French


01:40:10.880 --> 01:40:11.430
kissing.


01:40:11.440 --> 01:40:11.750
>> Yeah.


01:40:11.760 --> 01:40:12.950
>> At first I'm like no I don't want to


01:40:12.960 --> 01:40:14.149
smoke cigarettes by 12.


01:40:14.159 --> 01:40:15.590
>> No not smoking [laughter] but at first I


01:40:15.600 --> 01:40:17.270
I was just plucking


01:40:17.280 --> 01:40:19.109
>> I didn't want to well I didn't want you


01:40:19.119 --> 01:40:20.629
>> going behind the alley smoking a little


01:40:20.639 --> 01:40:21.189
sig.


01:40:21.199 --> 01:40:23.510
>> I I [laughter] well my dad my dad smoked


01:40:23.520 --> 01:40:25.350
so much and he got cancer. So I never


01:40:25.360 --> 01:40:27.350
wanted to smoke but back then the girls


01:40:27.360 --> 01:40:28.870
eight nine years old wanted to kiss and


01:40:28.880 --> 01:40:31.430
I was like no no no. Finally, I tried


01:40:31.440 --> 01:40:33.350
it. And as soon as I kissed her open


01:40:33.360 --> 01:40:34.709
mouth, I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ] I like


01:40:34.719 --> 01:40:35.109
that."


01:40:35.119 --> 01:40:35.669
>> You're like,


01:40:35.679 --> 01:40:37.750
>> "Oh, right. It wet."


01:40:37.760 --> 01:40:39.430
>> And I'm like, "Oh." Right away, I knew I


01:40:39.440 --> 01:40:41.270
loved it. And then, uh, I'm sorry. I'm


01:40:41.280 --> 01:40:42.629
not pointing at you. I'm just saying I


01:40:42.639 --> 01:40:44.470
just loved it. And I remember even I


01:40:44.480 --> 01:40:46.310
loved that girl. Her name was Nikki. And


01:40:46.320 --> 01:40:48.070
I even wanted to [ __ ] her mom. And I was


01:40:48.080 --> 01:40:49.669
like 8 years old.


01:40:49.679 --> 01:40:50.629
>> There you go.


01:40:50.639 --> 01:40:52.229
>> I don't know. It's weird, right? She


01:40:52.239 --> 01:40:53.750
would bring me milk and I'm like, "Oh, I


01:40:53.760 --> 01:40:55.270
wonder if she'll let me bite her on the


01:40:55.280 --> 01:40:57.990
neck." The mom. What's wrong with me? I


01:40:58.000 --> 01:40:59.830
was eight. the the hand in the cookie


01:40:59.840 --> 01:41:00.470
jar.


01:41:00.480 --> 01:41:02.629
>> I don't know. I was eight years old. But


01:41:02.639 --> 01:41:04.229
we are these kids are not


01:41:04.239 --> 01:41:06.870
>> Honestly, when I was that age, some some


01:41:06.880 --> 01:41:09.590
people I knew were definitely


01:41:09.600 --> 01:41:11.270
um doing things they should not have


01:41:11.280 --> 01:41:13.270
been doing. And then when I was in like


01:41:13.280 --> 01:41:15.270
middle school, same thing, too. You


01:41:15.280 --> 01:41:17.430
know, it was really advanced. People


01:41:17.440 --> 01:41:19.910
were real touchy Philly. I never like


01:41:19.920 --> 01:41:21.830
got into it like that until I was like


01:41:21.840 --> 01:41:22.870
16


01:41:22.880 --> 01:41:24.229
>> and I was like, "Oo, this is


01:41:24.239 --> 01:41:26.229
>> Okay, you are 16, but if you don't mind


01:41:26.239 --> 01:41:27.830
me asking, like you're probably still a


01:41:27.840 --> 01:41:29.109
virgin, but if you're not, [laughter]


01:41:29.119 --> 01:41:31.109
how old were you?" I'll tell you, I was


01:41:31.119 --> 01:41:34.229
22 the first time I had sex. I know.


01:41:34.239 --> 01:41:34.870
Old, right?


01:41:34.880 --> 01:41:39.109
>> No, it might it might seem old when when


01:41:39.119 --> 01:41:42.629
you're 16 hearing that a 22year-old is


01:41:42.639 --> 01:41:44.070
barely,


01:41:44.080 --> 01:41:46.149
>> you know, enjoying


01:41:46.159 --> 01:41:46.870
>> 22


01:41:46.880 --> 01:41:49.350
>> enjoying it. But I look back at it and


01:41:49.360 --> 01:41:51.830
I'm like, 16 was young.


01:41:51.840 --> 01:41:53.109
>> Wait, you're you're saying you


01:41:53.119 --> 01:41:54.149
>> I was 16 when I


01:41:54.159 --> 01:41:55.270
>> Oh, you're not a virgin.


01:41:55.280 --> 01:41:55.750
>> No,


01:41:55.760 --> 01:41:56.629
>> you were 16.


01:41:56.639 --> 01:41:58.310
>> I'm a virgin.


01:41:58.320 --> 01:42:00.149
>> 16 years old. The first time you did it?


01:42:00.159 --> 01:42:00.629
>> Yeah.


01:42:00.639 --> 01:42:01.750
>> Virgin of God. I like that.


01:42:01.760 --> 01:42:02.470
>> I like that. Yeah.


01:42:02.480 --> 01:42:04.470
>> 16. You were in high school. 10th grade.


01:42:04.480 --> 01:42:06.149
>> Yeah. I had an older boyfriend.


01:42:06.159 --> 01:42:07.910
>> How old? 55.


01:42:07.920 --> 01:42:09.350
>> No, he was like 18.


01:42:09.360 --> 01:42:10.070
>> Oh, that's


01:42:10.080 --> 01:42:10.870
>> It was fun.


01:42:10.880 --> 01:42:12.709
>> But 18. So he was committing rape.


01:42:12.719 --> 01:42:13.030
Really?


01:42:13.040 --> 01:42:15.350
>> Oh, I don't think so. It was consensual.


01:42:15.360 --> 01:42:17.830
>> Oh, but no, but he's 18. the law. Who


01:42:17.840 --> 01:42:18.950
cares? No, it's like a


01:42:18.960 --> 01:42:20.790
>> But in Texas, you're at 17, you're


01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:22.790
charged as an adult, so it don't really


01:42:22.800 --> 01:42:24.310
matter if you're 16, 17 with the


01:42:24.320 --> 01:42:25.270
18-year-old.


01:42:25.280 --> 01:42:26.550
>> Do you hear like, you know,


01:42:26.560 --> 01:42:27.910
>> the sirens are coming for me?


01:42:27.920 --> 01:42:29.200
>> No, I was going to say they're coming


01:42:29.210 --> 01:42:30.790
[laughter] for me. Oh my god, you were


01:42:30.800 --> 01:42:32.470
kindred spirits who were thinking the


01:42:32.480 --> 01:42:32.870
same.


01:42:32.880 --> 01:42:33.830
>> There you go.


01:42:33.840 --> 01:42:36.310
>> And um Okay, so before we go, we have


01:42:36.320 --> 01:42:38.390
like literally one minute. Did you want


01:42:38.400 --> 01:42:40.229
to pick a topic? I forgot about what the


01:42:40.239 --> 01:42:40.790
show was about.


01:42:40.800 --> 01:42:42.629
>> We literally talked about a lot of


01:42:42.639 --> 01:42:44.070
different things, and I like that cuz it


01:42:44.080 --> 01:42:46.310
wasn't just one topic. those topics. But


01:42:46.320 --> 01:42:48.149
I think the last topic we should maybe


01:42:48.159 --> 01:42:49.270
talk about is um


01:42:49.280 --> 01:42:51.109
>> Did you put that sound effect in or is


01:42:51.119 --> 01:42:52.550
that a real siren?


01:42:52.560 --> 01:42:54.470
>> It's a real siren. It's outside. I hear


01:42:54.480 --> 01:42:55.030
behind me.


01:42:55.040 --> 01:42:57.910
>> This is soundproof. I had to have extra.


01:42:57.920 --> 01:42:59.669
>> It's probably like literally behind your


01:42:59.679 --> 01:43:01.510
house like if it's that close.


01:43:01.520 --> 01:43:03.590
>> Do you Are people still watching?


01:43:03.600 --> 01:43:04.310
They're loving it.


01:43:04.320 --> 01:43:05.669
>> But people like the sirens because it's


01:43:05.679 --> 01:43:06.229
realistic.


01:43:06.239 --> 01:43:07.910
>> I think they just want you know on audio


01:43:07.920 --> 01:43:10.070
when we put this on audio also. People


01:43:10.080 --> 01:43:11.590
are going to love just listening to your


01:43:11.600 --> 01:43:12.149
voice.


01:43:12.159 --> 01:43:15.189
>> Oh, thank you. I had uh went to college


01:43:15.199 --> 01:43:16.709
at Texas State University.


01:43:16.719 --> 01:43:17.270
>> A what?


01:43:17.280 --> 01:43:19.830
>> At Texas State University in San Marcos,


01:43:19.840 --> 01:43:20.229
Texas.


01:43:20.239 --> 01:43:20.950
>> You had a what?


01:43:20.960 --> 01:43:22.950
>> I went I was in college. So when I was


01:43:22.960 --> 01:43:25.189
in college, I did um my major was mass


01:43:25.199 --> 01:43:27.990
communications for uh like broadcasting.


01:43:28.000 --> 01:43:29.350
That's what I wanted to do. I wanted to


01:43:29.360 --> 01:43:30.790
be on the radio.


01:43:30.800 --> 01:43:31.189
>> So


01:43:31.199 --> 01:43:32.870
>> and I I never fulfilled that journey,


01:43:32.880 --> 01:43:35.189
but that's fine. I'm doing it now. Even


01:43:35.199 --> 01:43:35.750
better.


01:43:35.760 --> 01:43:39.669
>> You're college, smart, goodlooking,


01:43:39.679 --> 01:43:40.870
total package.


01:43:40.880 --> 01:43:41.910
>> Thank you.


01:43:41.920 --> 01:43:43.910
>> Wow. I cannot wait for you to be on


01:43:43.920 --> 01:43:44.629
again.


01:43:44.639 --> 01:43:45.750
>> Thank you. I appreciate that.


01:43:45.760 --> 01:43:47.990
>> I reluctantly am going to stop it here


01:43:48.000 --> 01:43:50.229
because I know you have to go at 8:30.


01:43:50.239 --> 01:43:53.270
>> But I enjoyed being here and talking to


01:43:53.280 --> 01:43:55.350
you and I hope everyone enjoyed


01:43:55.360 --> 01:43:57.270
>> and we're going to do shorts. We're of


01:43:57.280 --> 01:43:59.430
the the jokes I told. Maybe the people


01:43:59.440 --> 01:44:00.901
one is a good short. I'm not sure.


01:44:00.911 --> 01:44:01.590
[laughter]


01:44:01.600 --> 01:44:03.510
>> And the other ones.


01:44:03.520 --> 01:44:05.270
>> Can I shout out my Instagram?


01:44:05.280 --> 01:44:07.590
>> Yeah. Oh, yes, please. And also Bobby is


01:44:07.600 --> 01:44:08.950
not only going to have it in the


01:44:08.960 --> 01:44:10.709
description, he's going to put it on the


01:44:10.719 --> 01:44:13.830
screen, too. Oh, nice. Okay, awesome.


01:44:13.840 --> 01:44:14.870
Yes. Uh,


01:44:14.880 --> 01:44:16.629
>> I'm sorry. I almost forgot that. Take


01:44:16.639 --> 01:44:17.189
your time.


01:44:17.199 --> 01:44:19.270
>> Yeah, my Instagram is Taylor Anne.


01:44:19.280 --> 01:44:22.550
Taylor with three A's. And, uh, follow


01:44:22.560 --> 01:44:25.430
me and see my journey and


01:44:25.440 --> 01:44:27.430
check the link in bio and all that fun


01:44:27.440 --> 01:44:27.910
stuff.


01:44:27.920 --> 01:44:29.750
>> Ann is a NN.


01:44:29.760 --> 01:44:32.629
>> Yeah. Taylor. So, T with three A's. So,


01:44:32.639 --> 01:44:40.149
T A A Y L O R A N. like an Ann like the


01:44:40.159 --> 01:44:41.910
store Ann Taylor.


01:44:41.920 --> 01:44:43.669
>> Okay. So, Bobby, we're gonna put that on


01:44:43.679 --> 01:44:47.430
the screen and the description. Okay.


01:44:47.440 --> 01:44:48.390
>> Okay. Thumbs up.


01:44:48.400 --> 01:44:48.950
>> Perfect.


01:44:48.960 --> 01:44:51.030
>> And I cannot wait to talk to you again


01:44:51.040 --> 01:44:52.070
at the gym.


01:44:52.080 --> 01:44:52.709
>> Yeah.


01:44:52.719 --> 01:44:53.990
>> Be on the show again.


01:44:54.000 --> 01:44:55.910
>> For sure. I think a month from now will


01:44:55.920 --> 01:44:57.350
be great cuz by then I'll be settled


01:44:57.360 --> 01:44:59.510
into my new place and more.


01:44:59.520 --> 01:45:00.790
>> Oh, you're not moving in now?


01:45:00.800 --> 01:45:02.550
>> No, I moved in on the first, but I still


01:45:02.560 --> 01:45:03.990
got to fly back to Texas.


01:45:04.000 --> 01:45:05.669
>> Oh, you're still You just came and again


01:45:05.679 --> 01:45:07.430
you're going to Texas? Yeah, I have to


01:45:07.440 --> 01:45:09.030
go back to Texas and get the rest of my


01:45:09.040 --> 01:45:10.550
luggage I have also there cuz I have I


01:45:10.560 --> 01:45:12.310
brought stuff to Texas, too.


01:45:12.320 --> 01:45:12.790
>> So,


01:45:12.800 --> 01:45:13.910
>> that was there for the summer.


01:45:13.920 --> 01:45:15.910
>> And when you come back, you're going to


01:45:15.920 --> 01:45:17.270
uh on the plane, you're going to pay


01:45:17.280 --> 01:45:18.390
extra for the luggage.


01:45:18.400 --> 01:45:20.070
>> Yeah, for sure. I'm not I'm not shipping


01:45:20.080 --> 01:45:21.750
none of that. I want it in my I want it


01:45:21.760 --> 01:45:24.470
in my possession cuz I don't I don't


01:45:24.480 --> 01:45:26.310
want to mail my stuff out. And then what


01:45:26.320 --> 01:45:28.470
if I don't get my stuff that I you know?


01:45:28.480 --> 01:45:29.830
>> So, this time you're not going to Texas


01:45:29.840 --> 01:45:30.629
for too long?


01:45:30.639 --> 01:45:33.990
>> No, only for like probably 48 hours or


01:45:34.000 --> 01:45:34.629
72 hours.


01:45:34.639 --> 01:45:35.910
>> Oh, quick. Just to get your stuff. M


01:45:35.920 --> 01:45:38.470
just to get my stuff, go out for Labor


01:45:38.480 --> 01:45:40.550
Day weekend, and come back.


01:45:40.560 --> 01:45:41.030
>> Yes.


01:45:41.040 --> 01:45:44.310
>> Oh my gosh. I I MISS YOU ALREADY.


01:45:44.320 --> 01:45:46.229
>> SO, I might not see you in the gym for a


01:45:46.239 --> 01:45:47.990
while, but I hope you know I'm trying to


01:45:48.000 --> 01:45:50.288
still lose weight because I'm too


01:45:50.298 --> 01:45:50.709
[laughter]


01:45:50.719 --> 01:45:52.870
>> Why you're good the way you are. If


01:45:52.880 --> 01:45:54.790
>> if my if my wife


01:45:54.800 --> 01:45:56.870
>> I shouldn't say it. Okay, I'll say it. I


01:45:56.880 --> 01:45:58.470
want my wife to come to the gym with me.


01:45:58.480 --> 01:46:01.030
She won't come. She won't come to the


01:46:01.040 --> 01:46:02.070
gym.


01:46:02.080 --> 01:46:03.590
>> Maybe make it a group thing.


01:46:03.600 --> 01:46:05.830
>> I try. She won't come to the gym with


01:46:05.840 --> 01:46:07.430
me. I've asked her, "Do you want to go?"


01:46:07.440 --> 01:46:09.669
>> How about How about both of y'all go to


01:46:09.679 --> 01:46:12.310
the beach and go on a walk on the beach


01:46:12.320 --> 01:46:14.390
when it's really hot and you're sweating


01:46:14.400 --> 01:46:14.870
it out.


01:46:14.880 --> 01:46:16.310
>> Oh, she won't. I don't think she would.


01:46:16.320 --> 01:46:17.750
>> What about going for a nice run in the


01:46:17.760 --> 01:46:18.550
neighborhood?


01:46:18.560 --> 01:46:19.030
>> You mean


01:46:19.040 --> 01:46:20.550
>> or a nice walk? Yeah.


01:46:20.560 --> 01:46:21.590
>> Yeah. But another neighbor,


01:46:21.600 --> 01:46:23.109
>> it starts off somewhere, you know?


01:46:23.119 --> 01:46:24.950
>> Yeah. I always say that. I always say


01:46:24.960 --> 01:46:26.550
just come just five minutes. Let's


01:46:26.560 --> 01:46:28.310
>> I keep telling myself like you got to do


01:46:28.320 --> 01:46:31.189
more things like do Pilates, go to


01:46:31.199 --> 01:46:31.990
different things.


01:46:32.000 --> 01:46:33.270
>> I'm scared of the Pilates. The machines


01:46:33.280 --> 01:46:34.950
look like torture.


01:46:34.960 --> 01:46:36.629
>> I mean, I look at some females bodies


01:46:36.639 --> 01:46:38.310
and I'm like, "Oh, you're banging. I


01:46:38.320 --> 01:46:40.550
want to I want to get like that."


01:46:40.560 --> 01:46:42.070
>> I think I think you're banging.


01:46:42.080 --> 01:46:43.910
>> Thank you. I appreciate that. I


01:46:43.920 --> 01:46:44.870
appreciate that.


01:46:44.880 --> 01:46:46.310
>> I loved having you on.


01:46:46.320 --> 01:46:48.229
>> Yes. I like being on. It was fun. I had


01:46:48.239 --> 01:46:48.950
a great time.


01:46:48.960 --> 01:46:51.590
>> My pleasure. My honor to have you.


01:46:51.600 --> 01:46:53.669
>> It's been an honor to have you. Thank


01:46:53.679 --> 01:46:56.960
you so much. I appreciate it.