Is failure the secret to winning?

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if they can hear me.


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Don't worry, nobody was watching.


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Anyway, they can hear me and they can


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see me. Welcome to Pick a Topic again. I


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am Tony Rockman. I never introduced


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myself. I'm here with my beloved Bobby


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Bobby Bacon from Brooklyn who's helping


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me out on video and editing as always.


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Always there for the show. Loves the


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show. So, we're going to talk about


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overcoming failure, the failures I've


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had.


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Oh, let me just lower that.


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Okay, that's like a one minute delay in


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case I like blow up the studio or


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something or something happens, they're


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not they're going to be able to shut it


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off. God forbid nothing like that's


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going to happen. So failure is excellent


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to have in life. If you want to


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eventually win in life like I am


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winning, you have to have failure. Go


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ahead, turn on the fan, be comfortable,


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enjoy that pump a pumpkin latte.


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So like three years ago, I was almost


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400 lb and I was failing as far as my


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weight. So I had a vision and visions


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are very important. You'll see where


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this is going. You have to have your


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vision. So, I had a vision that I'm


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going to grow my muscle, lose weight. I


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lost 200 lb, almost 200 lb and grew.


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With muscle, you have to go to failure.


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The muscles have to go to failure when


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you're working out in order for the


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muscles to grow. Otherwise, I wouldn't


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look like the way I look. Now, if people


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have a vision the opposite way, let's


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say you have a vision you're going to


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fail. You're going to fail. So the


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vision you have is what is going to


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happen. It's amazing how that works. It


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works like that every time. Everything


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okay?


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>> So you have to have a vision of how you


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want it to go. You have to believe. You


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have to believe it with all your heart.


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It's going to happen and it does happen.


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So if you envision, you prophesize it.


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So if you envision the opposite


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happening, you're not going to do well,


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you won't do well. Uh, you're not going


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to monetize. You won't monetize. You are


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going to monetize. You are going to make


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money. You will. You know what? The


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camera is a little uh lopsided. It's


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down on this side a little bit. Can you


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even it? Is it possible?


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Maybe you can the tripod or something.


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Just raise it.


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Can you do that?


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the home run every time I bet. So, we're


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talking about failure. Good. We're back.


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This whole It missed that whole part,


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but the audio got all that right.


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Okay. Okay. So, failure.


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So, I failed in relationships. Plenty of


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relationships. And I'm glad I failed at


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relationships because now I know how to


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treat my wife really well. And you start


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with a clean slate. You don't bring up


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the old stuff. You don't throw in their


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face how they had boyfriends and how


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they used to sleep with this one and


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that one. Cuz you start with a clean


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slate, go forward. All the things I've


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learned from the failed relationships.


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That's why I've been married for 20


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years because now I'm like perfect.


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Okay, he's paying attention. I know. But


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I'm not perfect. I'm far from perfect.


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But I've learned so many things from the


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failed relationships. So I'm glad I had


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those failed relationships. I'm glad I


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went through those failures so I can


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learn. And it doesn't matter if you're


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young or old. You can make the same


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mistake a million times. But from your


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failures, you have all the failure in


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life is because of the mistakes. We're


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not talking about failure in muscle that


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grows muscle, but failures in life are


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because of mistakes you've made or


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mistakes others have made or


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collectively that you've made. And you


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learn. Hopefully you learn. So whenever


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you have a failure, it's a negative. You


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always turn a negative into a positive.


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You get into the habit of turning a


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negative into a positive every single


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time. So for example, I have uh two guys


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who are working for me, Bobby and Tommy.


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Okay. So Tommy is not going to be any


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longer with the show. And but that's


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okay because he's young. He's a


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go-getter and he's got a college degree.


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He's fantastic. went to one of the top


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film schools, but it's exactly like


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Bobby said on day one when Bobby came


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for interview. Let's see if we're the


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right fit. And Bobby said it perfectly.


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Are we the right fit? So, we've


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discovered through trying that Tommy and


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I are not the right fit. And that's okay


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because you learn from that. You learn


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from things that happen and you learn if


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there's a failed work relationship,


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that's no problem. And uh so Tommy


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wanted a contract. At the beginning, I


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gave him a contract, but he wanted to


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negotiate because his biggest concern


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was disclosure of his name, which he


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knows now. I didn't give up Claudia's


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real name after 25 years. I'm not


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interested in giving up anyone's name or


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identity or all that. Of course, Tommy


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doesn't want people to know his real


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name. He couldn't get rid of a shadow


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after 3 months working, but that's okay.


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Uh, he's going to go forward and he's


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going to do great. And in fact,


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ironically, in about a week, he's


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probably going to win an award on one of


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the shows he edited. And I want that for


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him. I want to help him. For all the


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people that did not help me, I want to


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help everyone because it's not going to


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take any effort for me to help Tommy at


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this point. He edited the show. He put


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in the work. I do nothing. If he gets


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credit, if he wins the award or we get


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nominated, fantastic. For all the people


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who didn't help me, who I abhore. I love


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that word because it has [ __ ] in it. or


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who I hate because no one ever gave me a


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break in 20 in 54 years. Wish I was 24.


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So I had to give myself a break and


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nobody put me on so I had to put myself


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on. So I want to do the opposite of


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those people if you can even call them


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people. I want to help everyone. I want


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to try to help everyone in every way


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possible. We were going to submit our


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film for the Academy Awards but we


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decided not to. But that's okay. Like


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Bobby said, we're going to do more films


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and eventually we refine our abilities


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and get better. And that's okay. That's


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just part of the channel. Getting to a


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million subscribers, we'll probably do


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in a few weeks. We're not going to wait


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until the end of the year. We're


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probably going to hit a million


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subscribers within a few weeks from now.


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Imagine that. And you know, I'm going to


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brag that I've got more subscribers than


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all the other established comics who


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have been out there for decades because


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that's what I'm going to do. And uh from


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all the failures I've learned from


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mistakes, still learning. And go ahead


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and text Tommy that he's not going to be


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on the show because I'm pretty sure he's


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not watching right now or or have his


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device on or anything. But it's okay.


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He's going to be relieved because I'm


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sure he was in pain coming to work. Uh


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it was painful for both of us because I


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don't think he was happy here. And I


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don't think and I don't want him to do


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something that he doesn't want to do. I


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always stress, do what you want to do. I


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support you in every way, but go do what


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you want to do. Just like my African


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partner, he wanted to train old women at


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the gym. Go do that. That's fine.


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>> Well, essentially, good question. You're


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going to be the winner of the chat


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because that's the first question and I


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think that's probably the best one. So,


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essentially, he quit. So, you know me,


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I'm very reasonable. I'm not going to


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ask you to, you know, part the Red Sea.


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I'm going to ask something very


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reasonable. So the task I had for him


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which I was paying him for front end and


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eventually he was going to get backend


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because he wanted a contract and we're


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going to talk about his vision that


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Tommy had and how his vision came true.


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And I I touched on that earlier.


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So um let me see I I asked him I said


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look we're using Charlie Chaplan music


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it's copyrighted. So, I want to remove


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all of that before we use we got out of


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it what we wanted. We got 80,000 likes


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on one short with Charlie Choplan music


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because of the acting really and the


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music is very enthralling and compelling


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and captivating. So, let's remove that


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and remove all the Charlie Chaplain on


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four videos that we have. Remove them.


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So, he was working on one film which


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still has not failed to upload in the


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last 24 hours.


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So I said, "For the second one, the


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trailer, I also want to remove that


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music and replace it."


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And so he was basically debating me,


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saying that nobody goes to watch the


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trailer. And he was just sitting right


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there and basically uh debating about


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it. And I said, "Well, even if not a


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single person goes to see the trailer,


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the fact is it's on our channel and


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YouTube can remove our channel or do


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whatever they want to our channel." and


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I don't want to have that music on for


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no reason at all, even if no one ever


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goes to it. It's a simple, it was a


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simple task, something very reasonable,


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something I was going to pay him extra


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to do. But he was basically arguing that


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he didn't uh think it was the right way


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to go. He didn't want to do that. And


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then he even said as I said, look, the


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Chaplain people have a copyright on it.


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And he said, "No, it's not the Chaplain


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people." So I said, "You want to bet?"


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And he said, "Yeah, let's bet a hundred


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bucks." I said, "I probably said 100."


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He said, "Yeah, let's Well, he said 100.


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Let's do it. And I said, well, it's he


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said, and then he said, well, it's not


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the chaplain uh people, it's the people


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who have the license. I said, you know


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what I mean? You're a smart guy, college


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educated. You know exactly what I meant


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when I said the chaplain people have a


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license to it. And so then he said the


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words, I don't want to do it.


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And so the answer is essentially he quit


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because it's not something that was hard


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to do, something reasonable that made


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sense to do. And I even had to explain


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it to him, which I didn't really think I


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had to explain it because we should have


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been on the same page. But it's okay


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because that's what it comes down to. It


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comes down to exactly what Bobby said,


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finding out if you're the right fit. And


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so Tommy had a vision originally of


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getting a contract. He wanted to be uh


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he will be union eventually even though


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union is not going to get you a job and


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this is the best job you can possibly


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have in comedy and and so forth but so


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he had a vision initially and he would


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say you know I believe in us and all


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that he would text which was very nice


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and wonderful he did believe in it but


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then along the way he stopped believing


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that's part of the vision then his


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vision became that he didn't think he


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was going to get a contract and time was


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going by and he thought I was [ __ ]


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with him. Even though the very first


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week he had a contract in hand and um


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and I said, "No problem. I'm always a


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person to keep my word and you're going


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to have it. You just have to devote more


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time to the show." As soon as I said


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that, he he took off some time to do


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another movie, which was fine. And um


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Are you are you telling him right now


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you're texting him? Oh [ __ ] Watch the


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show.


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>> Okay. Just make sure everything goes


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well with the stream.


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Okay. Okay.


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Double double task.


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Okay. No, it's okay. Nobody uh nobody is


00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:54.470
getting hurt or harmed or anything like


00:17:54.480 --> 00:17:56.549
that. I thought this would be the most


00:17:56.559 --> 00:17:58.070
important thing for you to do right now.


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I thought this is


00:18:00.320 --> 00:18:02.710
>> okay. That's fine.


00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:04.870
So, what does it come down to? It comes


00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:06.549
down to the vision. So, he started


00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:08.390
having the opposite vision. the vision


00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:10.150
that he had came true that he's not


00:18:10.160 --> 00:18:11.909
going to get a contract and he's not


00:18:11.919 --> 00:18:13.990
going to go forward with a contract. And


00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:16.789
that happened through his own thought


00:18:16.799 --> 00:18:19.270
and actions. It came true. But it's


00:18:19.280 --> 00:18:21.190
okay. You you learn from mistakes. He


00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:23.029
learned that perhaps Tommy should not be


00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:25.590
working with a comedian and maybe he


00:18:25.600 --> 00:18:27.110
should not be working directly with an


00:18:27.120 --> 00:18:29.669
artist and especially an artist who's


00:18:29.679 --> 00:18:31.350
really pushing the envelope and doing


00:18:31.360 --> 00:18:33.430
comedy in the way I do and all the


00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:35.830
things that I do. The insult humor. Uh


00:18:35.840 --> 00:18:37.270
he was saying that he didn't want to do


00:18:37.280 --> 00:18:39.590
insult humor direct with a camera. He


00:18:39.600 --> 00:18:41.669
wanted to do it with a big lens. And I


00:18:41.679 --> 00:18:43.750
described to him well we tried that with


00:18:43.760 --> 00:18:45.990
John in March and it was blurry. The


00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:47.990
retention was low. You have to get


00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:50.310
closer within 40 ft and people love the


00:18:50.320 --> 00:18:52.310
insult humor. The people insulted laugh


00:18:52.320 --> 00:18:55.029
the most. I said I'm a people whisperer.


00:18:55.039 --> 00:18:56.630
I kept telling him people are going to


00:18:56.640 --> 00:18:57.990
laugh. People are going to enjoy it.


00:18:58.000 --> 00:18:59.270
They give their consent. They're


00:18:59.280 --> 00:19:01.029
laughing the hardest to people who are


00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:03.350
insulted. And he didn't feel comfortable


00:19:03.360 --> 00:19:05.430
with that. We'd go to Chick-fil-A and I


00:19:05.440 --> 00:19:07.110
would be laughing with the managers and


00:19:07.120 --> 00:19:08.630
making everyone laugh behind the


00:19:08.640 --> 00:19:10.310
counter. And he was uncomfortable just


00:19:10.320 --> 00:19:12.470
standing next to me with me talking to


00:19:12.480 --> 00:19:13.909
people and joking with people. I'm like,


00:19:13.919 --> 00:19:15.909
"Dude, you're working with a comedian."


00:19:15.919 --> 00:19:17.990
And so maybe uh working directly with a


00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:20.310
comedian isn't for him, but that's okay.


00:19:20.320 --> 00:19:22.390
He's an editor. He's a video editor,


00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:24.710
videographer. There's many ways to do


00:19:24.720 --> 00:19:27.590
editing. But it came down to caring. It


00:19:27.600 --> 00:19:29.590
came down to his vision. the vision he


00:19:29.600 --> 00:19:31.990
eventually developed and evolved


00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:34.950
happened and I didn't want it to happen


00:19:34.960 --> 00:19:36.870
because I wanted nothing more than for


00:19:36.880 --> 00:19:39.110
him to work on the show. He was good at


00:19:39.120 --> 00:19:43.190
videography, good at editing and um I


00:19:43.200 --> 00:19:45.590
wanted that and I tried really really


00:19:45.600 --> 00:19:47.750
hard. I went out of my way to


00:19:47.760 --> 00:19:50.150
accommodate him. In fact, when we did


00:19:50.160 --> 00:19:53.270
the film, he was uh you know, the


00:19:53.280 --> 00:19:56.470
cinematography was fantastic. His video


00:19:56.480 --> 00:20:00.150
was fantastic, but he would tell me, uh,


00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:02.070
don't yell too much or just keep it


00:20:02.080 --> 00:20:04.870
down. I'm like, [ __ ] man. I'm acting.


00:20:04.880 --> 00:20:07.510
So, the actor has to accommodate the


00:20:07.520 --> 00:20:10.549
camera guy by keeping it down. So, I


00:20:10.559 --> 00:20:12.789
brought it down three notches as an


00:20:12.799 --> 00:20:15.669
actor. So I feel the acting was not as


00:20:15.679 --> 00:20:18.150
good in the film as it should have been


00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:20.070
or could have been because I had to


00:20:20.080 --> 00:20:22.549
accommodate the camera guy who was


00:20:22.559 --> 00:20:26.070
uncomfortable with me screeching out um


00:20:26.080 --> 00:20:27.830
you know I just lost a loved one the


00:20:27.840 --> 00:20:30.149
character did in the movie and of course


00:20:30.159 --> 00:20:32.149
I'm going to be acting. I said look


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Tommy the nearest house is a thousand


00:20:34.320 --> 00:20:35.830
feet away. These are old people who


00:20:35.840 --> 00:20:38.149
can't hear anyway. The absolute worst


00:20:38.159 --> 00:20:41.110
case scenario is that you know, Bobby, I


00:20:41.120 --> 00:20:45.430
really want you to pay attention to me.


00:20:45.440 --> 00:20:46.630
You're paying attention, but you're


00:20:46.640 --> 00:20:48.789
you're texting something. These people


00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:50.470
to be paying attention, but you're


00:20:50.480 --> 00:20:52.149
you're doing that. You're not giving me


00:20:52.159 --> 00:20:53.990
your full attention. Oh my god. Arresty


00:20:54.000 --> 00:20:56.549
is Hello, Arresty. I assume they're


00:20:56.559 --> 00:20:58.789
using a spotlight. So, that will


00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:01.750
probably create a shadow. I see a shadow


00:21:01.760 --> 00:21:04.310
behind you. Yes, the shadow has been


00:21:04.320 --> 00:21:06.870
there for three months, Sandman. So


00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:08.950
Bobby and Tommy are still working on it.


00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:10.630
That's why they're Bobby and Tommy. It's


00:21:10.640 --> 00:21:12.549
a very small industry. They don't want


00:21:12.559 --> 00:21:14.950
anyone to know what is that is that


00:21:14.960 --> 00:21:16.710
Bobby and Tommy that couldn't get this


00:21:16.720 --> 00:21:18.870
the shadow out of the way. In fact, when


00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:21.190
I mentioned to to Tommy last week


00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:22.950
there's a a shadow. I really want to get


00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:24.390
rid of it. It's been three months we've


00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:28.549
been doing shows, 65 shows. That show I


00:21:28.559 --> 00:21:30.710
realized after the show there were two


00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:32.789
shadows behind me. It doubled. Like you


00:21:32.799 --> 00:21:34.630
know those science fiction movies where


00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:40.870
you see two sons.


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But wait a minute, there's this has been


00:21:43.520 --> 00:21:45.990
here set up here for over a week. If you


00:21:46.000 --> 00:21:47.669
guys notice the shadow behind me, you


00:21:47.679 --> 00:21:49.190
should have done something to avoid


00:21:49.200 --> 00:21:51.510
that. So how many shadows do I have now?


00:21:51.520 --> 00:21:54.310
One or two? Okay, one. Thank god it's


00:21:54.320 --> 00:21:56.149
not two like last week. Okay, down to


00:21:56.159 --> 00:21:58.549
one. Maybe down to zero next time. Okay,


00:21:58.559 --> 00:22:01.830
I still have hope. Look, if my people,


00:22:01.840 --> 00:22:03.830
the Jewish people, walked in the desert,


00:22:03.840 --> 00:22:06.950
40 years with chickens and had hope they


00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:08.789
would find their homeland, I can at


00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:10.470
least work with Bobby for a few more


00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:12.310
weeks and give him another chance to get


00:22:12.320 --> 00:22:14.549
rid of the freaking shadow. I have hope,


00:22:14.559 --> 00:22:17.430
right? It's in my DNA. Okay, laugh out


00:22:17.440 --> 00:22:19.110
loud. Oh, which one? Laugh out loud.


00:22:19.120 --> 00:22:21.590
Which joke? There were so many. Okay,


00:22:21.600 --> 00:22:23.510
enjoy yourself. Okay. Uh, I assume


00:22:23.520 --> 00:22:24.950
they're using a spotlight. Well, no,


00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:26.870
we're using two professional. One is a


00:22:26.880 --> 00:22:29.029
professional light, a full-fledged


00:22:29.039 --> 00:22:31.590
professional, very expensive light. And


00:22:31.600 --> 00:22:34.149
the other one is uh we can have it's a


00:22:34.159 --> 00:22:36.950
165 square foot studio. We can have two


00:22:36.960 --> 00:22:39.190
blaring professional. One is


00:22:39.200 --> 00:22:40.710
professional and one is quasi


00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:42.230
semi-professional.


00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:44.230
That is better than most for a


00:22:44.240 --> 00:22:45.990
non-professional light. And then we have


00:22:46.000 --> 00:22:48.230
a little spotlight that's supposed to be


00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:50.710
taking care of the shadow problem. But


00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:53.590
uh it's okay because uh this show is


00:22:53.600 --> 00:22:55.590
about the content. You know what's


00:22:55.600 --> 00:22:57.590
what's the shadow behind me? The shadow


00:22:57.600 --> 00:23:00.310
is smaller. Oh, thank God. The shadow is


00:23:00.320 --> 00:23:02.549
smaller. I lost a bunch of weight. Yeah,


00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:04.470
man. I look good, right? It's all about


00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:07.350
failure. I failed in life for many years


00:23:07.360 --> 00:23:09.750
with my weight and then finally I had a


00:23:09.760 --> 00:23:13.190
vision. So, and sometimes you fail and


00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:16.470
that's okay. So, right now Tommy is


00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:18.390
young. He's got a college degree. He's


00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:20.230
working other places. He's never going


00:23:20.240 --> 00:23:23.190
to be on another comedy podcast like


00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:25.270
this one for sure. Well, there is no


00:23:25.280 --> 00:23:27.029
other comedy podcast because there are


00:23:27.039 --> 00:23:29.270
no jokes on any comedy podcast. I use


00:23:29.280 --> 00:23:31.350
the term loosely. But that's okay


00:23:31.360 --> 00:23:32.950
because you don't have to be on a comedy


00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:35.510
podcast. You can work in in movies,


00:23:35.520 --> 00:23:37.669
independent films, all kinds of things


00:23:37.679 --> 00:23:39.350
and make a great career out of yourself,


00:23:39.360 --> 00:23:41.990
out of what you do. But I think if


00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:43.830
you're to learn anything, you're to


00:23:43.840 --> 00:23:45.830
learn that uh hey, don't work with a


00:23:45.840 --> 00:23:47.909
comic. If you don't have the greatest


00:23:47.919 --> 00:23:50.070
sense of humor in the world, or if


00:23:50.080 --> 00:23:51.750
you're sensitive or offended very


00:23:51.760 --> 00:23:55.270
easily, obviously don't work with me.


00:23:55.280 --> 00:23:57.669
And even if it means not getting into


00:23:57.679 --> 00:24:00.230
the union until a little later, don't


00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:02.470
pain yourself and struggle and be


00:24:02.480 --> 00:24:04.870
miserable just so you can try to get


00:24:04.880 --> 00:24:06.710
into the union a little because that's


00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:09.190
what you want a little earlier. Don't.


00:24:09.200 --> 00:24:10.789
It's just like a relationship. It's


00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:12.630
better to be alone than be with someone


00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:14.630
that you don't want to be with. He


00:24:14.640 --> 00:24:17.190
clearly didn't want to be with me. And I


00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:19.110
wanted to work with him because he was


00:24:19.120 --> 00:24:21.750
good at what he did, but I saw that a


00:24:21.760 --> 00:24:23.990
lot of times he didn't really like


00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:26.950
Bobby, he cares about the work. He puts


00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:29.029
his heart into the work. I see that and


00:24:29.039 --> 00:24:31.430
I love that. And that's why I'm I'm keep


00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:34.390
going with Bobby. But I saw multiple


00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:36.950
different ways that Tommy didn't really


00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:39.669
care as much. And I didn't want that for


00:24:39.679 --> 00:24:42.230
him. I didn't want him to to be


00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:44.549
miserable, to not care. I want him to be


00:24:44.559 --> 00:24:46.710
full-fledged, caring about his work


00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:48.549
because he he loves editing. He wants to


00:24:48.559 --> 00:24:51.909
do that and videography. Go for it. But


00:24:51.919 --> 00:24:53.990
obviously, this was not a right fit. In


00:24:54.000 --> 00:24:56.390
the words of Bobby, beloved Bobby Bacon


00:24:56.400 --> 00:25:00.149
from Brooklyn, uh, you're having fun.


00:25:00.159 --> 00:25:01.590
Wait, you're saying the person has an


00:25:01.600 --> 00:25:03.269
emergency and you're But now you're


00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:06.149
laughing your ass off.


00:25:06.159 --> 00:25:09.190
>> My My show is funny. Well, I've been Did


00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:11.590
you watch the depression one yesterday?


00:25:11.600 --> 00:25:13.269
So, you watched how I said I've never


00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:15.190
told a joke. I've never been funny. I


00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:17.909
was mocking my mom who who's with severe


00:25:17.919 --> 00:25:20.470
autism doesn't know, doesn't realize,


00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:22.230
doesn't recognize humor, so doesn't


00:25:22.240 --> 00:25:24.870
realize her own son is funny. A tragedy,


00:25:24.880 --> 00:25:26.950
right? You didn't watch the show. Don't


00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:29.110
[ __ ] me. You didn't even have your


00:25:29.120 --> 00:25:32.390
device on. Jeez. You see both of them.


00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:35.669
But you know what? Bobby does his job


00:25:35.679 --> 00:25:38.710
and is and just really loves his job.


00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:41.029
And I love that. I love that. Oh, wow.


00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:43.029
My god, it's blowing up. Okay. Uh,


00:25:43.039 --> 00:25:45.590
Sandman, Sandman, I don't even have I


00:25:45.600 --> 00:25:47.830
don't have a chat contest today. I think


00:25:47.840 --> 00:25:49.909
YouTube didn't like the chat contest we


00:25:49.919 --> 00:25:51.830
did and we got reported even though we


00:25:51.840 --> 00:25:54.549
paid the people who won. So, Sandman, if


00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:56.470
you're looking to win the chat, there's


00:25:56.480 --> 00:25:58.149
um, you know, there's nothing going on


00:25:58.159 --> 00:26:00.950
here today except my content. Bobby is


00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:03.750
the best. Yes, Bobby is the best. And


00:26:03.760 --> 00:26:05.590
yes, that's fant. He's fantastic, right?


00:26:05.600 --> 00:26:07.510
He does the work. And I said something


00:26:07.520 --> 00:26:09.029
about insult humor we're going to do


00:26:09.039 --> 00:26:10.710
because people love the insult short. I


00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:14.310
just put on and then um I said we can do


00:26:14.320 --> 00:26:16.950
it live after we do a bunch of uh insult


00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:18.870
humor. Insults are us. Get it? Toys R


00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:20.630
Us. Insults are us. It's better than


00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:23.909
insult wars, right? Look talking to him.


00:26:23.919 --> 00:26:26.950
I'm obviously talking to him. Something


00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:29.990
um Okay. So, yeah. I said we'll do it


00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:32.149
live and it's probably hard to do. Tommy


00:26:32.159 --> 00:26:33.669
said it's hard to do. Tommy said it's


00:26:33.679 --> 00:26:34.870
hard to do because he didn't want to do


00:26:34.880 --> 00:26:37.029
it. After 24 years of marriage, I know


00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:39.830
code. and code for uh that means you


00:26:39.840 --> 00:26:41.190
don't want to do it if you're like it's


00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:43.510
hard because if you want to do it,


00:26:43.520 --> 00:26:45.269
you'll say what Bobby said. He said,


00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:47.909
"We'll figure it out." [ __ ] love


00:26:47.919 --> 00:26:49.669
that. That's why I hired him. He said,


00:26:49.679 --> 00:26:51.029
"I don't know this. I don't know that,


00:26:51.039 --> 00:26:53.269
but I'll learn." Even though he's still


00:26:53.279 --> 00:26:56.310
learning, but it's fine because he still


00:26:56.320 --> 00:26:58.950
wants to learn. It's all about wanting.


00:26:58.960 --> 00:27:00.470
Remember, losing weight, you have to


00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:03.029
want to do it. Okay, we love Bobby.


00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:04.950
Okay, enough with the Love Bobby stuff.


00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:07.029
Leave it to me. I hear Joe Rogan is


00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:09.909
hiring. They might hire him. Does who?


00:27:09.919 --> 00:27:12.390
Netflix. Well, Joe Rogan doesn't have


00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:13.830
jokes. You hear it now. People are


00:27:13.840 --> 00:27:15.430
making fun of Joe Rogan, right? Because


00:27:15.440 --> 00:27:17.110
he's not funny. If you watch a show, the


00:27:17.120 --> 00:27:18.950
stuff he says that he thinks it's he


00:27:18.960 --> 00:27:21.350
laughs himself. When a comedian laughs,


00:27:21.360 --> 00:27:23.430
have you ever in 5,000 jokes I've told,


00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:25.590
have I ever laughed myself at a joke?


00:27:25.600 --> 00:27:28.870
One time, Bobby, I don't want to fire


00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:30.950
two people in one day. Please put it


00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:35.669
away.


00:27:35.679 --> 00:27:37.750
Okay. But you're Okay. So, can I not pay


00:27:37.760 --> 00:27:39.350
you for this filming because you're


00:27:39.360 --> 00:27:40.710
taking care of something else? You still


00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:41.750
want to get paid.


00:27:41.760 --> 00:27:43.990
>> Oh, thank God. Okay. Uh, if it's an


00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:45.909
absolute real emergency, that's


00:27:45.919 --> 00:27:47.510
different. But you're laughing your ass


00:27:47.520 --> 00:27:49.350
off, so I take it no one's dying or


00:27:49.360 --> 00:27:52.950
anything like that. Okay. So, fantastic.


00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:57.510
Uh, Bobby is back. Okay. Um, let me see.


00:27:57.520 --> 00:27:59.190
Let me put this. Okay. Let's go back to


00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:01.990
failure. So, what have we not covered?


00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:05.029
Okay. Mistakes in life lead to failure


00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:07.830
and failure is not comfortable. Is not a


00:28:07.840 --> 00:28:10.710
laughing matter. It's very depressing


00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:13.430
and but you learn from it and that's the


00:28:13.440 --> 00:28:15.190
most important thing. You turn a


00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:17.110
negative into a positive and you go


00:28:17.120 --> 00:28:19.510
forward. Thank you Sandman. Thank you


00:28:19.520 --> 00:28:21.990
Rusty. Thank you for everyone else who's


00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:23.190
watching. If you have any other


00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:26.310
questions about failure, you guys don't


00:28:26.320 --> 00:28:27.510
know about failure because you're


00:28:27.520 --> 00:28:29.750
successes in life clearly that you're


00:28:29.760 --> 00:28:31.190
watching the show. you have good taste


00:28:31.200 --> 00:28:34.149
on top of that and um you're enjoying


00:28:34.159 --> 00:28:36.149
you're laughing. Who right now is


00:28:36.159 --> 00:28:38.950
laughing? Just you guys. Look at that.


00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:40.710
And whoever else is going to be watching


00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:43.110
eventually. So with failure, how long


00:28:43.120 --> 00:28:44.789
have we been going? Well, I should ask


00:28:44.799 --> 00:28:48.389
how long have you been on the computer?


00:28:48.399 --> 00:28:49.750
Just tell me how long we've been going.


00:28:49.760 --> 00:28:51.750
You know I'm joking. 30 minutes. Okay,


00:28:51.760 --> 00:28:53.430
fine.


00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:58.470
Closed his eyes. He was upset, too.


00:28:58.480 --> 00:29:02.149
Okay. The pumpkin latte is good.


00:29:02.159 --> 00:29:06.549
Fantast.


00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:08.389
Okay. So, failed relationships, failed


00:29:08.399 --> 00:29:10.149
at school. Thankfully, failed


00:29:10.159 --> 00:29:12.710
relationships. I learned so much and


00:29:12.720 --> 00:29:15.350
still learning. So, even if you have a a


00:29:15.360 --> 00:29:17.430
failure, a major failure, whether it's a


00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:20.310
job or or career or whatever it is, it


00:29:20.320 --> 00:29:21.750
feels like the end of the world. It's


00:29:21.760 --> 00:29:24.149
depressing. You want to give up, but you


00:29:24.159 --> 00:29:26.549
can't because you have to keep going


00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:28.149
forward. And you're going to be


00:29:28.159 --> 00:29:30.230
suppressed in life. Others are going to


00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:33.029
oppress you. Others are naysayers,


00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:35.190
discourage you. But you have to have


00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:37.350
that vision. Believe in yourself. And


00:29:37.360 --> 00:29:39.990
turn that failure, turn that uh lemon


00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:42.310
into lemonade, right? Take a negative


00:29:42.320 --> 00:29:44.549
and always, that's my habit, taking a


00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:47.350
negative and turning into a positive. Uh


00:29:47.360 --> 00:29:49.590
just like um so my kid's not driving


00:29:49.600 --> 00:29:51.430
yet. I'm driving him to college, which


00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:53.909
is hard because one is in about 50 miles


00:29:53.919 --> 00:29:55.590
away in high school, started high


00:29:55.600 --> 00:29:57.110
school, and then I have to drive 50


00:29:57.120 --> 00:29:59.510
miles to the college to pick up and drop


00:29:59.520 --> 00:30:03.190
off my college kid. And so, you know,


00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:06.149
one of the things I recommend uh for uh


00:30:06.159 --> 00:30:08.310
soon to be fathers, I would say like my


00:30:08.320 --> 00:30:11.110
friend, I think um I won't say his name,


00:30:11.120 --> 00:30:13.750
but he's about to to have another baby.


00:30:13.760 --> 00:30:16.149
I would recommend the best thing is to


00:30:16.159 --> 00:30:18.950
be absentee father. The best thing you


00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:21.269
can do for your child is to be absentee


00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:24.230
father. Because as a absentee father,


00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:27.590
that's how your kids will grow the most.


00:30:27.600 --> 00:30:30.870
And because rich, wealthy people who


00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:32.789
don't leave money for their kids, you're


00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:34.630
like, "Fuck them. They're so cheap.


00:30:34.640 --> 00:30:36.070
They're horrible. They're not leaving.


00:30:36.080 --> 00:30:37.590
They're actually doing the loving thing.


00:30:37.600 --> 00:30:39.029
They're doing the right thing." Because


00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:41.110
if they left their kids money, millions


00:30:41.120 --> 00:30:43.830
of dollars, their kids would fall back,


00:30:43.840 --> 00:30:46.870
not work hard, not be go-getters, and


00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:48.630
rely on that. Just like I've been


00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:50.789
driving my kid for years and years. I'm


00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:52.149
about to drive him right now in about


00:30:52.159 --> 00:30:55.269
half an hour. And so he falls back on


00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:57.830
that. He knows that he has me, the


00:30:57.840 --> 00:31:00.870
schmuck or the loving dad. And me, I


00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:03.590
didn't have that. So I I had absentee


00:31:03.600 --> 00:31:06.070
dad who wasn't there. So that's right.


00:31:06.080 --> 00:31:08.630
On day one, I went to get my license. So


00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:11.110
every other Israeli kid, Persian kid


00:31:11.120 --> 00:31:13.110
whose father is not there for them,


00:31:13.120 --> 00:31:15.430
they're driving on day one. And just


00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:17.190
like the rich people who don't leave


00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:19.029
money for their kids, they're doing the


00:31:19.039 --> 00:31:21.510
right thing. So I'm joking about being


00:31:21.520 --> 00:31:24.710
an absentee father, but not cuddling and


00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:27.669
not spoiling too much because then the


00:31:27.679 --> 00:31:29.909
person falls back on that. It's just


00:31:29.919 --> 00:31:31.990
natural. It's human nature and they


00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:34.549
won't, you know, go get what they want.


00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:36.549
Like for example, I have an amazing


00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:38.710
wife, very supportive. You love my wife,


00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:40.789
right? She's fantastic. Egg burrito


00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:42.389
coming up Friday morning for our live


00:31:42.399 --> 00:31:45.190
live ultimate live stream.


00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:47.430
She wants to do that.


00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:49.590
>> She does want to do that. Absolutely.


00:31:49.600 --> 00:31:51.430
Believe me, my wife is very strong.


00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:53.509
She's not going to do anything that she


00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:54.870
doesn't want to do, including the


00:31:54.880 --> 00:31:57.509
laundry and dishes, I'll tell you. But


00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:00.870
she wants to do it. Of course, she does.


00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:05.029
So, so polite, too. Um, I can tell you


00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:08.950
where was I? Okay, so I didn't fail. I


00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:11.110
was a wonderful dad. I'm very proud of


00:32:11.120 --> 00:32:14.389
that. I'm proud of my kids. But so like


00:32:14.399 --> 00:32:17.430
my 18-year-old, I love him. I'll do


00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:19.750
anything for him. You saw the true love


00:32:19.760 --> 00:32:21.909
monologue of death, right? You saw the


00:32:21.919 --> 00:32:24.149
short. Look, he's dying for another


00:32:24.159 --> 00:32:26.710
insult right now. Dying for another


00:32:26.720 --> 00:32:28.710
insult right now. How many insults does


00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:30.310
he want? He wants another one. You want


00:32:30.320 --> 00:32:34.950
another one?


00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:37.669
So, I love my 18-year-old. Just turned


00:32:37.679 --> 00:32:40.870
18. Love him to death. But my


00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:43.430
18-year-old is kind of like the shorts


00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:45.909
that some of the shorts that Bobby does.


00:32:45.919 --> 00:32:49.750
I love them, but I'm not crazy about


00:32:49.760 --> 00:32:52.710
some of the things. It could be things


00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:54.630
could be better. Just like with my kid,


00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:57.190
I love them to death, but I'm not crazy


00:32:57.200 --> 00:32:58.870
about some of the things. Some of the


00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:00.870
things could be better. Okay, we'll talk


00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:02.230
about shorts after this. We'll


00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:04.950
collaborate and I have a way to uh get


00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:06.950
over our little uh dilemma with shorts


00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:09.269
to get our retention up again. The


00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:13.909
insult one is 90 90% retention. Very


00:33:13.919 --> 00:33:15.990
very high. It keeps up for a week. You


00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:18.389
get a retention bonus. Mainly it's


00:33:18.399 --> 00:33:20.389
because of the material. I lobbed it to


00:33:20.399 --> 00:33:22.230
you. It was easy dunk for you because


00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:24.870
the material is so good. And the title,


00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:26.950
you like the title, wait till the end.


00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:28.710
That's all me, you know. That's not AI.


00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:33.590
That's 100% me. And um so let me see.


00:33:33.600 --> 00:33:35.830
People are really enjoyed. Why can't we


00:33:35.840 --> 00:33:38.789
why can't we monetize through chat like


00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:40.789
other live stream? What the [ __ ] Bobby?


00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:42.389
Why can't we monetize? That's true.


00:33:42.399 --> 00:33:43.830
What? You want me to do the jokes? Come


00:33:43.840 --> 00:33:45.350
up with the technical stuff. Come up


00:33:45.360 --> 00:33:46.789
with all that stuff. It's hard enough to


00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:48.630
come up with jokes that nobody eight


00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:50.630
billion people can't do it. I'm doing


00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:52.549
jokes. I'm doing films. I'm doing mime.


00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:54.389
I'm doing insult humor. You want me to


00:33:54.399 --> 00:33:55.990
come up with the technical Bobby? Tell


00:33:56.000 --> 00:34:01.110
me. Can we monetize right now? Can we


00:34:01.120 --> 00:34:03.029
Super Chat is coming up. So that's at


00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:05.669
3,000 watch hours. But YouTube [ __ ]


00:34:05.679 --> 00:34:07.990
up. They sent me analytic graph and they


00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:09.510
don't give a [ __ ] They They don't give


00:34:09.520 --> 00:34:11.750
a [ __ ] They sent me a graph saying on


00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:14.230
Friday we had 35 hours of watch time.


00:34:14.240 --> 00:34:16.710
This is something I already knew, but I


00:34:16.720 --> 00:34:18.069
didn't have the proof. And they know


00:34:18.079 --> 00:34:19.589
even if you have the proof, there's not


00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:22.069
[ __ ] you can do about it. So, we had


00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:24.629
technically officially 13 hours of watch


00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:26.710
time for the live stream Friday morning


00:34:26.720 --> 00:34:28.230
and another two hours for the other


00:34:28.240 --> 00:34:31.030
shows. 15 hours. Where the [ __ ] did the


00:34:31.040 --> 00:34:33.510
other 20 hours go? They didn't give us


00:34:33.520 --> 00:34:35.589
that. But that graph showed we had 35


00:34:35.599 --> 00:34:38.069
hours. They only gave us credit for 15.


00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:39.589
And there you have it. Something I


00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:41.510
already knew. But you can't go to a


00:34:41.520 --> 00:34:43.430
lawyer. I went to law school. I can sue


00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:45.510
myself. But I wouldn't win. Why will I


00:34:45.520 --> 00:34:47.349
not win? Why would a lawyer not take the


00:34:47.359 --> 00:34:50.389
case? Because you have to show that if


00:34:50.399 --> 00:34:52.230
you go to a doctor, you go to a dentist,


00:34:52.240 --> 00:34:54.470
you do a root canal, you pay $3,000, the


00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:56.550
root canal is [ __ ] up, right? So you


00:34:56.560 --> 00:34:58.630
can show your damages are $3,000. You


00:34:58.640 --> 00:35:00.870
can show that. So we can't go to court


00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:02.790
and show YouTube [ __ ] us. We were


00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:05.109
going to make a million dollars. It's


00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:06.470
speculative. Are we going to make a


00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:09.270
$100, a,000, 10,000, 10 million? We


00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:10.790
can't show it. It's speculative. And


00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:12.550
YouTube [ __ ] knows that. That's why


00:35:12.560 --> 00:35:14.310
they know they can do whatever the [ __ ]


00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:16.470
they want and won't get sued. And if


00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:18.790
they do get sued, they'll win because we


00:35:18.800 --> 00:35:21.109
have speculative damages. Nothing we can


00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:23.030
show right now. They're like, "We don't


00:35:23.040 --> 00:35:25.109
give a [ __ ] You have this much." So, I


00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:26.950
always figured we have three times the


00:35:26.960 --> 00:35:29.270
watch time that they report. Three times


00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:31.030
more. And I have the graph to prove it


00:35:31.040 --> 00:35:34.150
for Friday. Um, that really makes me


00:35:34.160 --> 00:35:36.550
mad. Bobby, please tell me that at least


00:35:36.560 --> 00:35:39.430
irritates you.


00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:41.510
And does it irritate you that someone's


00:35:41.520 --> 00:35:43.589
not being straight because you guys are


00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:45.109
very legit and very straight cuz you're


00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:46.470
young. Wait till you get older. You'll


00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:49.430
be doing fraud left and right. Um or


00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:50.950
does it irritate you that I talk about


00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:52.710
it so much? Cuz I'm old. I complain.


00:35:52.720 --> 00:35:57.750
That's part of being old.


00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:00.470
Yeah. Uh to vent, right? But yeah, it's


00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:02.550
not when you're legit and you're


00:36:02.560 --> 00:36:03.990
straight, you want other people to treat


00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:06.069
you the same way. But you see, it's not


00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:07.589
the case in the world. That's what I was


00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:09.109
telling you from day one. This world is


00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:10.950
ugly. I taught my kids when they were 2


00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:12.470
years old. This world is ugly. And


00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:14.150
imagine two-year-old kids, "Daddy, what


00:36:14.160 --> 00:36:16.950
do you mean? The world is ugly."


00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:18.870
Well, I wanted that to prepare them, you


00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:21.430
know. I taught them how cops in LA, be


00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:23.109
careful when you get pulled over, be


00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.109
respectful, do what they say because,


00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:27.030
you know, Daddy, why do you cross your


00:36:27.040 --> 00:36:29.270
fingers when you go buy a cop? They're


00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:31.829
not a black cat. Well, you know, I would


00:36:31.839 --> 00:36:33.829
teach them because I want to prepare


00:36:33.839 --> 00:36:36.870
them. Okay, so let me see. Failure. What


00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:39.510
else do we have? Okay.


00:36:39.520 --> 00:36:41.750
So, you need failure in muscles to grow


00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:44.390
your muscles. Nice, right? Okay. So,


00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:46.310
recent failure is uh the work


00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:49.109
relationship I had with Tommy.


00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:51.750
And so, I did pay him yesterday. I was


00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:53.430
going to pay him a performance bonus,


00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:54.710
which he didn't get the performance


00:36:54.720 --> 00:36:56.550
bonus because all he had to do is


00:36:56.560 --> 00:36:58.390
replace one video on a 20 second


00:36:58.400 --> 00:37:00.310
trailer. and he said he did not want to


00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:02.870
do it even though it made sense to do it


00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:05.829
because we have to have no copyrighted


00:37:05.839 --> 00:37:08.069
music when we monetize. Right now we're


00:37:08.079 --> 00:37:09.750
kind of under the radar, but we're


00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:11.910
getting flagged. We're getting warned.


00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:13.990
We're not getting anything penalized,


00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:15.750
but we don't want to build up a pattern,


00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:17.349
which I was telling Tommy, we don't want


00:37:17.359 --> 00:37:19.510
to build a pattern because the way we


00:37:19.520 --> 00:37:21.190
get to a million subscribers within a


00:37:21.200 --> 00:37:23.589
few weeks is to do more shorts of the


00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:25.750
hobo character, like the one where he


00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:27.910
hugged the guy in the hug the old guy in


00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:29.829
the park. We're going to do more of that


00:37:29.839 --> 00:37:32.550
and that's how we get to a million,


00:37:32.560 --> 00:37:35.349
but we're going to use chaplain music in


00:37:35.359 --> 00:37:37.270
those three or four or five shorts we're


00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:38.470
going to do to get to a million


00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:40.390
subscribers. And so we don't want to


00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:42.550
have the chaplain music that we already


00:37:42.560 --> 00:37:44.470
have on there. We want to get rid of


00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:46.790
that. And eventually when the shorts get


00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:48.950
us to a million and beyond, we want to


00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:50.630
get rid of that chaplain music, too, cuz


00:37:50.640 --> 00:37:52.230
we'll be monetized shortly. And we don't


00:37:52.240 --> 00:37:54.150
want to have any copyrighted music at


00:37:54.160 --> 00:37:56.069
all because it feels creepy. I was


00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:57.910
telling Tommy, it doesn't feel right to


00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:00.230
use other people's music. And even if


00:38:00.240 --> 00:38:01.829
there, you know, if they have been dead


00:38:01.839 --> 00:38:04.630
200 years, it does not matter. But we're


00:38:04.640 --> 00:38:07.510
going to use that the way YouTube uses


00:38:07.520 --> 00:38:11.430
us. Cuz I feel used. Do you feel used?


00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:13.349
You don't feel used. I feel we're


00:38:13.359 --> 00:38:15.589
putting on. It's because you're you're


00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:17.190
getting paid. Not what you should be


00:38:17.200 --> 00:38:18.310
getting paid, but you're getting


00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:20.550
something. We're putting a lot of effort


00:38:20.560 --> 00:38:22.390
into shows and they're making money off


00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:24.550
our content. And all they the algorithm


00:38:24.560 --> 00:38:27.030
wants more content. That's why it's a


00:38:27.040 --> 00:38:28.390
long game. Are you paying attention,


00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:30.550
Bobby? That's why it's a long game


00:38:30.560 --> 00:38:33.190
because they want content. They want to


00:38:33.200 --> 00:38:35.190
put off monetizing you as long as


00:38:35.200 --> 00:38:37.190
possible because they want to make they


00:38:37.200 --> 00:38:38.390
don't want to give you a penny while


00:38:38.400 --> 00:38:41.750
they're making their 30% off of American


00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:43.670
uh channels with American ads because


00:38:43.680 --> 00:38:46.870
when you have over 300,000 subscribers


00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:48.870
and most of them are international, you


00:38:48.880 --> 00:38:51.990
cannot get 328,000


00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:54.150
subscribers in 3 months, it doesn't


00:38:54.160 --> 00:38:57.349
matter how good the content without most


00:38:57.359 --> 00:38:59.030
of those subscribers being


00:38:59.040 --> 00:39:00.550
international.


00:39:00.560 --> 00:39:02.310
That's just the way it is. Unless you're


00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:04.870
a known comic, very established comic


00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:07.349
like Amy Polar, 30 years Saturday Night


00:39:07.359 --> 00:39:10.230
Live, then she can do that. And that's


00:39:10.240 --> 00:39:13.030
even then she only has 850,000 after all


00:39:13.040 --> 00:39:15.190
those movies and all that. Bill Maher


00:39:15.200 --> 00:39:18.790
has 880,000 after 50 years on HBO and


00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:21.190
all that. So it's very very hard to


00:39:21.200 --> 00:39:23.670
develop an American market. It has to be


00:39:23.680 --> 00:39:26.150
over time. It has to be something where


00:39:26.160 --> 00:39:28.390
you're established and it it takes at


00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:32.150
least six years, six to 11 years. And


00:39:32.160 --> 00:39:34.470
after 11 years, Shane Gillis only has


00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:37.349
840,000 subscribers. All American


00:39:37.359 --> 00:39:39.589
market, which YouTube loves. So


00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:41.990
eventually, oh, it's so hard to do this


00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:43.270
show. You're on the phone. Who could you


00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:44.790
be on the phone with? You went from your


00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:46.310
laptop to your phone. You're addicted


00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:50.230
like my kids.


00:39:50.240 --> 00:39:52.950
But you use my real name. Can I be TA,


00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:54.950
please, when I'm here? No, everyone


00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:56.870
knows I'm Tony. I get it. But don't say


00:39:56.880 --> 00:39:58.069
my name because there's nobody else


00:39:58.079 --> 00:39:59.990
here. So obviously you're saying you're


00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:02.630
exactly like my wife my wife. We argue


00:40:02.640 --> 00:40:05.109
all the time. And she's like Tony. I'm


00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:06.710
like you don't have to say my name. I


00:40:06.720 --> 00:40:07.990
look around. There's only the dog.


00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:09.510
There's nobody else. Just talk to me.


00:40:09.520 --> 00:40:11.190
You don't have to say my name. Kind of


00:40:11.200 --> 00:40:12.950
like the math teacher in the seventh


00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:14.790
grade. He would say your name and he


00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:16.710
doesn't have to say it's obviously he's


00:40:16.720 --> 00:40:20.069
talking to you. God,


00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:21.670
I feel like I'm doing something wrong. I


00:40:21.680 --> 00:40:22.950
feel like you're doing something wrong.


00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:25.750
Oh, that was a what was that?


00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:27.030
That's more important than this. You


00:40:27.040 --> 00:40:28.150
want these people to be paying


00:40:28.160 --> 00:40:30.150
attention, but you're showing them that


00:40:30.160 --> 00:40:32.150
this is not the most important thing. I


00:40:32.160 --> 00:40:34.870
don't know why it's going this way.


00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:36.630
I'm I'm trying to I'm trying to teach


00:40:36.640 --> 00:40:38.230
these people how to overcome failure,


00:40:38.240 --> 00:40:41.109
but it could be so hard, right? Okay.


00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:43.910
So, we have a vision or at least I have


00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:46.310
a vision of where this is going to go.


00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:49.349
And guess what?


00:40:49.359 --> 00:40:51.829
Bobby wants to stay with me. Why?


00:40:51.839 --> 00:40:53.990
Because first of all, I spoil him. I


00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:55.750
take care of him and I'm a great person


00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:58.630
to work with. I think very accommodating


00:40:58.640 --> 00:41:00.870
and he likes the way I am. But most


00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:03.750
important is he knows this show is going


00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:06.309
to go where my vision takes us. When I


00:41:06.319 --> 00:41:07.589
said we're going to have a few hundred


00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:10.390
thousand subscribers, boom, we got it. A


00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:12.710
million. He knows it's coming. He knows


00:41:12.720 --> 00:41:14.790
it's coming. So, of course, he wants to


00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:16.630
be with that. Of course, he wants to win


00:41:16.640 --> 00:41:18.950
the podcast award in about a week, week


00:41:18.960 --> 00:41:21.030
and a half. Very exciting time.


00:41:21.040 --> 00:41:22.870
September's going fast, right? We're


00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:25.510
about to find out if it's your show that


00:41:25.520 --> 00:41:27.589
you edited that gets nominated or


00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:29.829
Tommy's show or the third one. They're


00:41:29.839 --> 00:41:32.950
all funny. Funny as hell. There is no


00:41:32.960 --> 00:41:35.829
other comedy podcast. You know what I'm


00:41:35.839 --> 00:41:38.309
going to do? If somebody wins the award


00:41:38.319 --> 00:41:39.670
instead of us, this is what I'm going to


00:41:39.680 --> 00:41:41.990
do. I'm going to have like five guests


00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:43.910
here and I'm going to show them the


00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:47.589
winning comedy podcast show and hours


00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:49.430
and they're going to watch it and say


00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:51.510
which one is better and talk [ __ ] about


00:41:51.520 --> 00:41:53.910
the one that won that had no comedy in


00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:56.309
it and they have no idea why it won


00:41:56.319 --> 00:41:58.630
because mine is clearly funnier. That's


00:41:58.640 --> 00:42:00.470
going to I'm going to have that show and


00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:01.990
I'm going to have them watch both the


00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:04.309
winner and our shows and then they're


00:42:04.319 --> 00:42:05.750
going to tell us about it and I'm going


00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:08.550
to have gang members. Don't be scared.


00:42:08.560 --> 00:42:09.990
I'm protecting you. Nothing's going to


00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:11.750
happen to you. Don't worry, you're


00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:13.829
protected. Yeah, I'm gonna have gang


00:42:13.839 --> 00:42:15.430
members. I'm gonna have Crips and Bloods


00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:17.190
sitting here watching the winning


00:42:17.200 --> 00:42:20.790
podcast award show um podcast episode


00:42:20.800 --> 00:42:22.870
and then hours and then I'm going to


00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:24.470
say, "Hey, you know, tell me which one


00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:25.430
is better." And they're going to be


00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:27.430
like, "Fuck that show. It wasn't funny."


00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:29.190
And they can smoke their weed. They


00:42:29.200 --> 00:42:30.309
could do whatever. It's going to be


00:42:30.319 --> 00:42:33.829
hilarious. The best shows.


00:42:33.839 --> 00:42:35.430
Why? Don't worry. You're protected. It's


00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:36.870
not like we're in jail. I'm not going to


00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:38.150
trade you for a million cigarettes.


00:42:38.160 --> 00:42:39.910
Don't worry, you're with me. I'm not


00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:41.750
going to You're like You have a like a


00:42:41.760 --> 00:42:43.510
cloud around you, a bubble. No one's


00:42:43.520 --> 00:42:45.430
going to touch you. Don't worry. They


00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:46.790
don't have to leave their guns at the at


00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:48.069
the door or anything like that. We're


00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:50.150
not going to get robbed. What's wrong


00:42:50.160 --> 00:42:51.750
with gang members? You You don't You


00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:53.589
can't judge anyone. They're just nice


00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:55.270
people. They just happen to be part of a


00:42:55.280 --> 00:42:57.589
gang. Maybe they did a driveby before


00:42:57.599 --> 00:42:59.109
they got here, but it's none of our


00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:01.190
business.


00:43:01.200 --> 00:43:03.109
>> No, but I want to I thought that would


00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:04.950
be good for them to watch. But you know


00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:07.109
what? I'm not going to envision that.


00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:09.030
I'm gonna envision us being nominated


00:43:09.040 --> 00:43:11.829
and us winning. And I see that happening


00:43:11.839 --> 00:43:14.069
because I don't see is there another


00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:17.030
podcast that's funnier than ours. Where


00:43:17.040 --> 00:43:18.790
I'd like to watch it. I like to laugh,


00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:21.589
too. But there isn't one. So, you know


00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:23.349
what? I feel bad for all the people who


00:43:23.359 --> 00:43:24.630
don't know about the show, who don't


00:43:24.640 --> 00:43:26.710
watch the show because they're just not


00:43:26.720 --> 00:43:30.150
laughing. Okay, let me see what


00:43:30.160 --> 00:43:33.030
Okay, Asti, thank you very much. I


00:43:33.040 --> 00:43:34.790
apologize profusely for always


00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:36.309
mispronouncing


00:43:36.319 --> 00:43:38.309
a zesty Sandman. You always come


00:43:38.319 --> 00:43:43.349
through. You guys are the best. 195565.


00:43:43.359 --> 00:43:45.670
Is that how much money you have in the


00:43:45.680 --> 00:43:47.670
bank? That's a lot of money. Good stuff.


00:43:47.680 --> 00:43:50.470
Good for you, Sandman. Uh why Sandman,


00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:53.510
by the way. Um maybe he got stuck in


00:43:53.520 --> 00:43:57.910
sand one time. I don't know. But okay,


00:43:57.920 --> 00:43:59.750
me and Bobby are okay. Don't worry. This


00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:02.790
is just uh


00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:04.390
He has to pay attention to the show when


00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:06.790
he's doing the show, right? Okay. Just


00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:09.270
like I put my heart into it. It's not


00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.270
easy to do this show. Bobby, you don't


00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:16.950
want to come and do this show, right?


00:44:16.960 --> 00:44:18.309
No. I'm saying you don't want to be a


00:44:18.319 --> 00:44:19.910
guest on the show. You don't want to


00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:22.790
host the show. Hey, so let me do my


00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:24.470
thing. All I ask you is for you to pay


00:44:24.480 --> 00:44:26.470
attention. I'm not asking you to climb


00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:28.710
the mountain of Judea and bring down Ten


00:44:28.720 --> 00:44:30.950
Commandments. I'm asking you just to pay


00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:33.270
attention to the show.


00:44:33.280 --> 00:44:35.750
I'm focused. How more focused can I be?


00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:37.270
You don't see me focusing. I'm teaching


00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:38.950
these people about how I overcame


00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:41.750
failure and how they could too. Okay.


00:44:41.760 --> 00:44:44.790
So, we had like a mini failure on


00:44:44.800 --> 00:44:47.589
microcosm failure. But we're going to


00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:49.990
very easily overcome that. How do we


00:44:50.000 --> 00:44:52.230
overcome that? We have the vision in


00:44:52.240 --> 00:44:54.390
mind of where we're going to go, what's


00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:56.950
going to happen. So, we have the plans.


00:44:56.960 --> 00:44:59.349
So, we take a negative, the little spat


00:44:59.359 --> 00:45:01.109
we had right now, and we're going to


00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:05.030
just improve on that, learn from that.


00:45:05.040 --> 00:45:07.030
Uh, don't, you know, don't do other


00:45:07.040 --> 00:45:09.349
tasks while we're doing the show. We're


00:45:09.359 --> 00:45:11.109
going to learn from that, and then we're


00:45:11.119 --> 00:45:13.030
going to go forward because what's


00:45:13.040 --> 00:45:15.349
important is the endgame, where we're


00:45:15.359 --> 00:45:18.309
going with our vision, with the show.


00:45:18.319 --> 00:45:21.030
And isn't it beautiful? Isn't it


00:45:21.040 --> 00:45:23.030
beautiful? And with our films and all


00:45:23.040 --> 00:45:24.950
that, we're going to do some hobo


00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:26.550
shorts. Uh coming up, we're going to do


00:45:26.560 --> 00:45:28.790
one short later on and that's going to


00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:30.790
be on very shortly and you guys will


00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:32.230
love it. It's going to be better than


00:45:32.240 --> 00:45:34.470
where to hug the guy in the park. Going


00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:36.309
to be a lot better. It's going to be


00:45:36.319 --> 00:45:38.470
more interactive and more involved. It's


00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:40.870
going to have a different chaplain song.


00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:43.030
Why not? It's going to have either


00:45:43.040 --> 00:45:47.030
befriending MNA. Do you know that one?


00:45:47.040 --> 00:45:49.589
Impressive. Befriending or the love


00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:51.190
theme. Do you know the love theme? The


00:45:51.200 --> 00:45:52.550
love theme is probably what we're going


00:45:52.560 --> 00:45:53.910
to go with for the one we're shooting


00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:56.390
today. And that's the one my kid, my


00:45:56.400 --> 00:45:57.990
violin kid said that's probably better


00:45:58.000 --> 00:45:59.910
for this particular skit. And we have


00:45:59.920 --> 00:46:02.069
another skit planned, but and my wife's


00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:04.390
going to be in the hobo skit. Yeah, my


00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:06.069
wife's gonna be in it. And I'm not going


00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:08.150
to tell her what she what happens or


00:46:08.160 --> 00:46:09.750
what she's going to do a Bobby. I'm not


00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:11.030
going to film her from the from the


00:46:11.040 --> 00:46:12.790
front, just from the back. Well, that's


00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:14.550
not even a Bobby. You're not on camera


00:46:14.560 --> 00:46:16.790
at all. But uh I think it got your back


00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:19.670
when you turned, right? No.


00:46:19.680 --> 00:46:22.550
Okay. Okay, good. Uh I want you to make


00:46:22.560 --> 00:46:24.470
sure you're comfortable. Okay. But she's


00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:26.230
going to be filmed from the back walking


00:46:26.240 --> 00:46:28.710
away from Hobo. She doesn't know Hobo's


00:46:28.720 --> 00:46:30.230
there in the little short we're going to


00:46:30.240 --> 00:46:32.309
do with her. And she's walking away and


00:46:32.319 --> 00:46:34.870
something happens. And Hobo observes


00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:36.710
something happening as she walks away.


00:46:36.720 --> 00:46:38.470
And she's good with it. She's she wants


00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:40.550
to do it. And then there's someone


00:46:40.560 --> 00:46:42.550
standing next to Hobo and that's going


00:46:42.560 --> 00:46:44.150
to be the whole skit, the whole punch


00:46:44.160 --> 00:46:46.150
line, the whole fun of it. And it's


00:46:46.160 --> 00:46:47.670
going to be good. I don't think it's as


00:46:47.680 --> 00:46:49.430
good as the one we're doing today. The


00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:51.990
one we're doing today is simpler, less


00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:53.670
complicated. It doesn't have the same


00:46:53.680 --> 00:46:56.150
punchline, but it's very endearing. Like


00:46:56.160 --> 00:46:57.910
hugging the guy in the park. It's very


00:46:57.920 --> 00:46:59.829
endearing. And that's the one we're


00:46:59.839 --> 00:47:03.430
doing today that um can easily easily


00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:06.150
get 100,000 subscribers or more very


00:47:06.160 --> 00:47:08.230
easily with her eyes closed with this


00:47:08.240 --> 00:47:09.829
one short we're doing because it's


00:47:09.839 --> 00:47:11.349
universal. You don't have to know


00:47:11.359 --> 00:47:12.790
English. You don't have to read


00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:15.670
subtitles. You just watch it and


00:47:15.680 --> 00:47:18.390
everyone loves that. Okay. So, we've


00:47:18.400 --> 00:47:19.990
learned we've learned from uh the


00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:21.750
mistakes we made on the show, the


00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:23.430
failures, the little mini failures we've


00:47:23.440 --> 00:47:25.750
had along the way, what to do and what


00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:28.390
not to do and how to improve. And so,


00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:30.790
I've learned on how to do titles for the


00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:33.270
thumbnails and to promote where be at


00:47:33.280 --> 00:47:34.870
the beginning I would just put the guest


00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:37.109
name for a thumbnail for a show, for a


00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:39.190
podcast. And I would make it like I


00:47:39.200 --> 00:47:40.309
would make it interesting, put an


00:47:40.319 --> 00:47:41.990
adjective


00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:44.150
like Taylor the Magnificent. I did that


00:47:44.160 --> 00:47:46.710
for everyone. Danny the Phenom, right?


00:47:46.720 --> 00:47:49.670
for the Daddy the Phenom episode or uh


00:47:49.680 --> 00:47:51.990
Brian Getum. Brian get him. Notorious


00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:54.230
Brian get him. Okay. So, I always put a


00:47:54.240 --> 00:47:57.030
little adjective with that. Um like


00:47:57.040 --> 00:47:59.910
Chris Charming. I put Charming. So, but


00:47:59.920 --> 00:48:02.470
that wasn't good because the algorithm


00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:04.950
and all the the bots and the cookies and


00:48:04.960 --> 00:48:06.790
all that. They don't know Chris


00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:08.870
Charming. They don't know Brian get


00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:10.630
notorious Brian. They don't know any of


00:48:10.640 --> 00:48:12.069
Taylor the Magnificent. They don't know


00:48:12.079 --> 00:48:13.750
Pick a Topic, right? It was brand new at


00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:16.309
the time. So they do know like watch


00:48:16.319 --> 00:48:18.069
this [ __ ] This is the craziest [ __ ] in


00:48:18.079 --> 00:48:19.589
the world. This is the wildest [ __ ] in


00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:21.430
the world. They know that. So I knew how


00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:23.349
I developed through mistakes I made


00:48:23.359 --> 00:48:24.870
through the little failures along the


00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:27.589
way how to develop the descriptions and


00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:29.829
we would put at pick a topic. But now we


00:48:29.839 --> 00:48:32.150
put pick a topic at the end where we


00:48:32.160 --> 00:48:34.069
were the funniest comedy podcast in the


00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:36.710
world. Still are, always will be. Now


00:48:36.720 --> 00:48:38.790
we're with all the films and stuff we


00:48:38.800 --> 00:48:41.750
do. Um all this we should add poetry to


00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:43.510
the list of things we do. Did you see


00:48:43.520 --> 00:48:45.990
that poetry? No, of course not. The


00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:48.150
poetry we did last night, the memoirs


00:48:48.160 --> 00:48:49.750
from a broken heart book two poetry, the


00:48:49.760 --> 00:48:52.390
wildest next level poetry. My kids were


00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:54.630
going crazy for it. There's a Spotify


00:48:54.640 --> 00:48:56.470
cloud like every other word. It's a


00:48:56.480 --> 00:48:58.390
curse word. It's crazy. Even I'm going


00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:01.990
crazy reading it and I wrote the [ __ ]


00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:05.190
You were busy. Okay. Okay. But you plan


00:49:05.200 --> 00:49:08.069
on on listening to it, right? Okay. So,


00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:10.390
watch it on the with the Spotify clouds


00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:12.470
on YouTube and then go to like uh


00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:15.190
whatever Spotify iHeart and listen to it


00:49:15.200 --> 00:49:17.270
full-fledged. And we're not going to get


00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:19.270
in trouble on audio cuz it's some crazy


00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:23.990
[ __ ] I wrote. Audio is okay.


00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:25.270
Well, you have to know you're the


00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:29.910
technical guy. I think it's fine, right?


00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:31.430
Yeah. It's like, you know, it's the


00:49:31.440 --> 00:49:33.910
character. It's the poetry.


00:49:33.920 --> 00:49:36.390
So,


00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:38.230
oh [ __ ] I forgot to put the word parody


00:49:38.240 --> 00:49:41.030
in there. Okay, I can put that. But, um,


00:49:41.040 --> 00:49:42.549
you know, I like the way for memoirs


00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:44.390
book one, you put like a disclosure, all


00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:46.630
that, just like the book. So, I have to


00:49:46.640 --> 00:49:48.390
go back. I did a little description, but


00:49:48.400 --> 00:49:50.069
I have to add some stuff to it. Maybe


00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:53.109
the audio will put in parody, but people


00:49:53.119 --> 00:49:54.630
already know that. They can just go to


00:49:54.640 --> 00:49:57.190
book one and see it's a parody. Um,


00:49:57.200 --> 00:49:59.589
okay. They just they should know even


00:49:59.599 --> 00:50:01.109
without that word, they should know that


00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:03.030
it's just a parody.


00:50:03.040 --> 00:50:06.069
It seems so real and the way I'm I'm


00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:08.470
talking about it like uh oh [ __ ] it's me


00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:13.670
psychol lunatic. It's really me.


00:50:13.680 --> 00:50:15.510
Well, the thing is like they have the


00:50:15.520 --> 00:50:17.349
acting, they have all the [ __ ] I do.


00:50:17.359 --> 00:50:19.510
They know I'm I'm joking around. I'm a


00:50:19.520 --> 00:50:21.750
comic. I'm an actor. They know that. I


00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:23.589
don't have to put a disclaimer. This is


00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:25.910
already implied. It's just like when you


00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:28.230
go to a store, it's implied. Don't slip


00:50:28.240 --> 00:50:29.910
on the floor. You know, if you see a


00:50:29.920 --> 00:50:31.990
puddle, walk around it. Don't walk into


00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:34.630
it and slip and say you hurt yourself.


00:50:34.640 --> 00:50:37.109
I've never done that.


00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:38.950
No, we don't. We can add Doesn't hurt to


00:50:38.960 --> 00:50:41.510
add the word parody to the audio, but uh


00:50:41.520 --> 00:50:43.750
yeah, the audio with the fan sound that


00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:45.430
Tommy put the one with the fan sound


00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:46.870
even though I asked him please remove


00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:49.349
the fan sound before we started. Uh it


00:50:49.359 --> 00:50:52.230
goes to just uh not caring, not having


00:50:52.240 --> 00:50:54.069
your heart in it. But it's okay.


00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:55.270
Hopefully he'll learn from that.


00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:58.470
hopefully in the future jobs he has to


00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:01.510
now start you know putting his


00:51:01.520 --> 00:51:03.270
reputation together and have a solid


00:51:03.280 --> 00:51:05.349
reputation as someone who edits well who


00:51:05.359 --> 00:51:07.910
cares about the work and um that's


00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:10.230
something that's he has to do so people


00:51:10.240 --> 00:51:12.470
talk it's a very small community


00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:14.710
Hollywood and people talk people get to


00:51:14.720 --> 00:51:16.710
know you people talk behind your back


00:51:16.720 --> 00:51:18.230
all the time and even on camera


00:51:18.240 --> 00:51:20.230
sometimes but you see the way I do it


00:51:20.240 --> 00:51:22.470
right I even said I would help the guy


00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:24.790
he wins my award fantastic they're going


00:51:24.800 --> 00:51:26.549
to know, hey, he won the award and he


00:51:26.559 --> 00:51:28.069
could use that as a springboard.


00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:31.430
Fantastic. I want to help. Why not? And


00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:34.790
a young person to not help someone who's


00:51:34.800 --> 00:51:38.470
starting out is a sin. Just like no one


00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:40.630
That's right. No one helped me. That's a


00:51:40.640 --> 00:51:45.510
sin. And people who were h had a lot


00:51:45.520 --> 00:51:47.910
didn't help someone who did is a have


00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:50.710
not. Someone who had the position to


00:51:50.720 --> 00:51:54.710
easily help chose not to. and not only


00:51:54.720 --> 00:51:57.589
did not help someone who is starting out


00:51:57.599 --> 00:52:01.430
me, but even stole from me. That's a


00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.829
sin. And look at YouTube, how they're


00:52:03.839 --> 00:52:07.589
stealing from us time. So,


00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:09.589
I don't want to pray something bad for


00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:11.990
YouTube because it means maybe bad


00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:14.870
things for me, but maybe Google stock


00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:18.069
should go down and plunge. I called it.


00:52:18.079 --> 00:52:20.710
And then they'll once they see that,


00:52:20.720 --> 00:52:22.870
hey, that's fair, right?


00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:25.589
Um, yeah. You see how I loved Google and


00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:27.750
now I resent Google because I didn't


00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:29.829
know Google. It's like living with


00:52:29.839 --> 00:52:32.470
someone for four months. Like um you


00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:34.069
don't really know them until you live


00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:35.670
with them for months and you know


00:52:35.680 --> 00:52:37.829
everything about them. How they fart and


00:52:37.839 --> 00:52:40.549
how they uh you know burp and how they


00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:42.390
like all kinds of things. You know every


00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:45.430
single thing about them. You know like I


00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:47.430
had no idea that Google and YouTube are


00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:49.430
the way they are. There's a reason why


00:52:49.440 --> 00:52:52.230
they've been sued thousands of times for


00:52:52.240 --> 00:52:54.309
fraud. Where there's smoke, there's fire


00:52:54.319 --> 00:52:57.109
and fire is fire, right? So, it's not


00:52:57.119 --> 00:53:00.150
just for no reason they get sued because


00:53:00.160 --> 00:53:01.990
you only get sued when you do the wrong


00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:04.150
thing. I tell my wife, you don't have to


00:53:04.160 --> 00:53:06.470
worry. As long as you don't do the wrong


00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:08.790
thing, you won't get sued. So, if you


00:53:08.800 --> 00:53:11.510
get sued a million, literally thousands


00:53:11.520 --> 00:53:12.950
of times for fraud, they've been sued


00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:15.750
because they are. Look how they do our


00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:18.230
watch time. But that's okay.


00:53:18.240 --> 00:53:21.829
Because no matter what we have a vision


00:53:21.839 --> 00:53:23.750
and we are going to go forward with our


00:53:23.760 --> 00:53:26.470
vision. We learn from mistakes, learn


00:53:26.480 --> 00:53:28.390
from our failures and go forward with


00:53:28.400 --> 00:53:30.549
our vision. That's what we have to do.


00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:32.630
Just like weight loss, the weight loss I


00:53:32.640 --> 00:53:34.790
had in the beginning, man, I was


00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:36.950
frustrated. I wasn't losing weight. The


00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:38.630
people at in my house were not


00:53:38.640 --> 00:53:40.950
exercising. They were not supportive.


00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:43.109
They were, you know what? I just kept


00:53:43.119 --> 00:53:44.870
going forward because I had a vision.


00:53:44.880 --> 00:53:48.309
And look now. Oh, look now. Right. It's


00:53:48.319 --> 00:53:50.790
exactly the way I envisioned myself


00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:55.030
looking 3 years ago when I was 400 lb.


00:53:55.040 --> 00:53:57.109
Happened just like this is going to


00:53:57.119 --> 00:54:00.870
happen. Bobby, you believe?


00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:03.349
Say hell yeah.


00:54:03.359 --> 00:54:06.309
>> You can't say hell yeah. [ __ ] yeah.


00:54:06.319 --> 00:54:08.870
Bobby said hell yeah. So, you are


00:54:08.880 --> 00:54:11.430
opposed to having the gang members here,


00:54:11.440 --> 00:54:12.309
you know? Uh,


00:54:12.319 --> 00:54:13.510
>> yes.


00:54:13.520 --> 00:54:15.910
>> Why? They're not going to hurt you. I


00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:18.549
promise. You have like a a bubble around


00:54:18.559 --> 00:54:19.670
you. They're not going to be able to


00:54:19.680 --> 00:54:21.910
touch you. Trust me. And plus, you have


00:54:21.920 --> 00:54:24.870
to treat them respectfully.


00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:27.349
Look, if they treat you respectfully,


00:54:27.359 --> 00:54:29.109
you treat them respectfully. I'm making


00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:30.790
them laugh. Everyone loves the person


00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:33.270
who Look, I got to tell you. Okay, we're


00:54:33.280 --> 00:54:35.510
going to end the show here.


00:54:35.520 --> 00:54:38.790
And how long have we been going? Oh,


00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:40.150
fantastic.


00:54:40.160 --> 00:54:43.190
So if you treat them respectfully, they


00:54:43.200 --> 00:54:45.670
will treat you respectfully. They will


00:54:45.680 --> 00:54:48.309
not rob the place. They know we have


00:54:48.319 --> 00:54:50.710
cameras everywhere. We have a killer


00:54:50.720 --> 00:54:55.190
dogs in the living room.


00:54:55.200 --> 00:54:57.510
Believe me. Oh yeah. When her adrenaline


00:54:57.520 --> 00:55:00.630
gets pumping, her gums recede and all


00:55:00.640 --> 00:55:03.349
you see is these giant canines. She's


00:55:03.359 --> 00:55:04.950
killed rats. If you look at my house


00:55:04.960 --> 00:55:07.190
from the satellite, you'll see you'll


00:55:07.200 --> 00:55:09.670
see rats going around my house. She's


00:55:09.680 --> 00:55:11.030
killed possums. She's killed our


00:55:11.040 --> 00:55:13.510
rabbits. She had my 50 lb tortoise in


00:55:13.520 --> 00:55:16.470
her mouth. And I have it on video that


00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:18.630
um she just was tossing it around like a


00:55:18.640 --> 00:55:22.150
football. It's 50 lbs. And she she made


00:55:22.160 --> 00:55:24.390
that tor the big one. She made it bleed.


00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:25.670
You know how hard it is to make a


00:55:25.680 --> 00:55:28.950
tortoise shell bleed from the shell? And


00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:30.710
it was traumatized for two weeks. It


00:55:30.720 --> 00:55:31.829
didn't come out of the shell. I thought


00:55:31.839 --> 00:55:34.230
it was dead. They took it to the vet. So


00:55:34.240 --> 00:55:36.790
yeah, looks are deceiving Bobby because


00:55:36.800 --> 00:55:38.950
guess what? Guess who was the most


00:55:38.960 --> 00:55:41.270
beautiful angel?


00:55:41.280 --> 00:55:43.430
He's not paying attention.


00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:45.430
Guess who was the most beautiful angel


00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:47.990
of all?


00:55:48.000 --> 00:55:51.349
The most beautiful angel of all was who?


00:55:51.359 --> 00:55:53.510
Why did you make it through college? The


00:55:53.520 --> 00:55:56.069
most beautiful angel of all was the


00:55:56.079 --> 00:55:58.390
devil. Satan.


00:55:58.400 --> 00:56:00.710
>> Just exactly just like she Oh, she's so


00:56:00.720 --> 00:56:02.230
cute. Yeah. Uh, when she had the


00:56:02.240 --> 00:56:04.309
tortoise in her mouth, trust me, you


00:56:04.319 --> 00:56:05.589
wouldn't believe your eyes if you saw


00:56:05.599 --> 00:56:07.109
that video how she was tossing it


00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:09.510
around. Yep. Because she likes you,


00:56:09.520 --> 00:56:11.589
you're very likable. So, once she likes


00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:13.109
you, like I said, you're you're in.


00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:14.710
You're golden. She's not going to harm


00:56:14.720 --> 00:56:16.789
you. But she goes up to some people who


00:56:16.799 --> 00:56:18.789
have bad energy and she starts growling


00:56:18.799 --> 00:56:20.549
right away. She was growling at a


00:56:20.559 --> 00:56:23.349
5-year-old kid. Yeah. I had to hold her


00:56:23.359 --> 00:56:24.710
back. I don't know what that 5-year-old


00:56:24.720 --> 00:56:26.630
kid did in their past life. I'm not


00:56:26.640 --> 00:56:28.950
joking. She was It was cute. Cutest


00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:33.190
little girl. Uh the dog was growling.


00:56:33.200 --> 00:56:34.950
Yeah. So I had to really hold her back.


00:56:34.960 --> 00:56:36.549
I don't know. She's just can feel


00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:39.109
something. Okay. So that's how you


00:56:39.119 --> 00:56:42.069
learn. So yes, my my dog has we failed


00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:44.230
with the dog. This particular dog is


00:56:44.240 --> 00:56:45.670
still alive. We had others that passed


00:56:45.680 --> 00:56:47.430
away recently. Thanks for telling all


00:56:47.440 --> 00:56:48.870
the gang members that we only have one


00:56:48.880 --> 00:56:51.430
dog left. And I appreciate that. He


00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:53.430
lives in the cushiest part of town. He


00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:57.510
doesn't care. Um so we learned killed so


00:56:57.520 --> 00:57:00.789
many animals. uh you know bit people. So


00:57:00.799 --> 00:57:02.470
what do we do? We learn from our


00:57:02.480 --> 00:57:05.349
failures.


00:57:05.359 --> 00:57:07.270
Hold on. I know gang members. What's


00:57:07.280 --> 00:57:09.030
wrong with that? I know people who have


00:57:09.040 --> 00:57:11.589
been to prison. Just Yeah, it's nothing


00:57:11.599 --> 00:57:13.030
wrong with that. They're regular people.


00:57:13.040 --> 00:57:14.950
Don't be afraid. They're friends.


00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:16.150
They're not going to come on. Don't


00:57:16.160 --> 00:57:17.910
worry if you're that against it. We can


00:57:17.920 --> 00:57:20.390
have other people come on. But uh we


00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:21.589
don't do a back You didn't do a


00:57:21.599 --> 00:57:23.829
background check on me, right? But I


00:57:23.839 --> 00:57:25.109
never went to prison. But there's


00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:27.910
nothing wrong with people have failures.


00:57:27.920 --> 00:57:29.670
They overcome their failures. I know


00:57:29.680 --> 00:57:32.150
people who have been to prison who now


00:57:32.160 --> 00:57:34.309
have millions and millions of dollars


00:57:34.319 --> 00:57:38.630
legit who have


00:57:38.640 --> 00:57:40.390
yeah they could maybe they have maybe


00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:43.670
they own like a you know a bakery or you


00:57:43.680 --> 00:57:45.109
know and they have families and they're


00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:46.789
just like you. They have their desires


00:57:46.799 --> 00:57:49.349
and their goals and their wants and


00:57:49.359 --> 00:57:50.950
wrong with why do you judge? You don't


00:57:50.960 --> 00:57:53.430
want anyone to judge you. Judge not, for


00:57:53.440 --> 00:57:55.109
you two shall be judged. You don't want


00:57:55.119 --> 00:58:01.030
that for sure.


00:58:01.040 --> 00:58:03.510
>> Okay, forget it. Forget it. I'm not


00:58:03.520 --> 00:58:05.030
going to have them on if you're really


00:58:05.040 --> 00:58:06.309
against it. I thought it'd be a good


00:58:06.319 --> 00:58:09.270
show. Okay, so so now we learned we keep


00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:12.390
the dog home as much as possible because


00:58:12.400 --> 00:58:14.870
we know the dog can flip in a second in


00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:17.910
a heartbeat. and uh he fought a dog out


00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:21.349
there about a year ago and nearly killed


00:58:21.359 --> 00:58:23.670
a dog. Thankfully, it was like a a dog


00:58:23.680 --> 00:58:25.510
that got out of one of the houses and


00:58:25.520 --> 00:58:27.670
the owner didn't see that his dog got


00:58:27.680 --> 00:58:31.430
[ __ ] up by my dog. Yeah, it it almost


00:58:31.440 --> 00:58:33.670
killed that dog. So, um yeah, it was a


00:58:33.680 --> 00:58:35.430
dog that got out of the gate and the


00:58:35.440 --> 00:58:37.750
owner had no idea. The dog probably came


00:58:37.760 --> 00:58:40.150
back to it all [ __ ] up and mangy and


00:58:40.160 --> 00:58:42.390
limping and bloody and how did this


00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:44.069
happen? They probably think coyotes did


00:58:44.079 --> 00:58:47.030
it. Right. This maybe shouldn't be live


00:58:47.040 --> 00:58:48.870
on air, but I know you're not going to


00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:50.789
tell.


00:58:50.799 --> 00:58:52.470
Fantastic. You would be a great gang


00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:54.069
member because look how you don't


00:58:54.079 --> 00:58:55.990
snitch. That's the number one rule.


00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:59.109
How'd you know that?


00:58:59.119 --> 00:59:00.950
You don't You see that? I've never heard


00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:02.870
you say the word [ __ ] Oh my god,


00:59:02.880 --> 00:59:04.549
it's so cool because now I talk about


00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:06.870
gang members. Wait, do you secretly want


00:59:06.880 --> 00:59:08.950
to be part of a gang? Cuz you use


00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:11.109
[ __ ] you say you don't snitch. How


00:59:11.119 --> 00:59:12.789
do you know the number one rule for gang


00:59:12.799 --> 00:59:14.630
members? They're gonna they would love


00:59:14.640 --> 00:59:16.630
you.


00:59:16.640 --> 00:59:18.470
They would No, it doesn't mean you sell


00:59:18.480 --> 00:59:19.990
drugs if you're a part of a gang and


00:59:20.000 --> 00:59:22.150
they can jump you in, right? You know


00:59:22.160 --> 00:59:25.190
what that is? Jump you in as they bring


00:59:25.200 --> 00:59:27.349
you as part of the gang. Don't worry,


00:59:27.359 --> 00:59:29.030
it's they probably maybe punch you in


00:59:29.040 --> 00:59:30.630
the in the arm or something. They they


00:59:30.640 --> 00:59:32.630
jump you in and then you're honorary


00:59:32.640 --> 00:59:34.549
member and then they're like they hug


00:59:34.559 --> 00:59:36.789
you. They call you Vatau or they call


00:59:36.799 --> 00:59:38.950
you SA or I don't know what depending on


00:59:38.960 --> 00:59:40.630
the type of gang or you would be in a


00:59:40.640 --> 00:59:43.109
white gang. The the Aryan. That's so


00:59:43.119 --> 00:59:44.309
cool.


00:59:44.319 --> 00:59:46.470
>> They have gangs. They have the guns.


00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:48.069
They run the white people run the gun


00:59:48.079 --> 00:59:51.670
the guns, not the drugs. It's better.


00:59:51.680 --> 00:59:53.589
But the guns are you. Nobody would


00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:55.430
suspect you of gun smuggling. It's


00:59:55.440 --> 00:59:57.190
perfect. They would use you for every


00:59:57.200 --> 00:59:59.190
trip.


00:59:59.200 --> 01:00:01.510
Nobody would pull you over. Oh, you


01:00:01.520 --> 01:00:03.030
don't want the gang members to come here


01:00:03.040 --> 01:00:05.510
and and see you. They would and talk to


01:00:05.520 --> 01:00:08.230
you. They would recruit you right away.


01:00:08.240 --> 01:00:10.789
That would be fantastic. Then we get


01:00:10.799 --> 01:00:13.109
like a guns. No, I'm joking. It would be


01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:14.630
illegal guns. We wouldn't want to do


01:00:14.640 --> 01:00:16.150
that. We'd had the ATF here. We're


01:00:16.160 --> 01:00:20.150
joking. Okay.


01:00:20.160 --> 01:00:21.829
You should be part of the show. You're


01:00:21.839 --> 01:00:23.349
fantastic. Look at that. You're the


01:00:23.359 --> 01:00:25.510
straight person, uh, so to speak. You


01:00:25.520 --> 01:00:26.870
know, I'm the funny, you know, like


01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:28.470
Abcastello straight. That's what I meant


01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:31.030
by straight, not any other way. Oh, you


01:00:31.040 --> 01:00:33.109
know what I meant. Thank God. Okay. So,


01:00:33.119 --> 01:00:35.190
oh my gosh, this is this show is so


01:00:35.200 --> 01:00:37.349
good. yesterday with the depression and


01:00:37.359 --> 01:00:39.190
with Tommy. Just being around Tommy made


01:00:39.200 --> 01:00:41.510
me depressed.


01:00:41.520 --> 01:00:43.190
But um yeah, I was talking about how


01:00:43.200 --> 01:00:45.109
everything depresses me. My wife makes a


01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:46.789
comment. I get depressed and I didn't


01:00:46.799 --> 01:00:49.030
want to say just being around Tommy. I


01:00:49.040 --> 01:00:50.870
didn't say it because he gets offended.


01:00:50.880 --> 01:00:52.630
He looks at me like what the [ __ ] He's


01:00:52.640 --> 01:00:54.390
like I'm like like dude I had to tell


01:00:54.400 --> 01:00:56.630
him so many times I'm a comic. I'm a


01:00:56.640 --> 01:00:57.990
comic. What are you doing around? One


01:00:58.000 --> 01:00:59.030
time I told him what are you doing


01:00:59.040 --> 01:01:01.510
around a comic? I'm a comic. And he had


01:01:01.520 --> 01:01:03.109
nothing to say to that because obviously


01:01:03.119 --> 01:01:04.870
I'm a comic. He's not going to say,


01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:06.230
"Well, I'm trying to be part of the


01:01:06.240 --> 01:01:08.390
union. I want to work with you and get


01:01:08.400 --> 01:01:10.069
there." He'll get there, just not


01:01:10.079 --> 01:01:12.069
through me. And that's fine because


01:01:12.079 --> 01:01:15.190
hopefully he'll learn. Uh maybe comedian


01:01:15.200 --> 01:01:17.349
is not his thing. And to be around the


01:01:17.359 --> 01:01:19.750
comedian is is not easy. I don't like to


01:01:19.760 --> 01:01:21.589
be around other comedians, too, because


01:01:21.599 --> 01:01:24.230
most comedians are not funny. Oh [ __ ]


01:01:24.240 --> 01:01:26.710
maybe Tommy never found me funny, right?


01:01:26.720 --> 01:01:28.950
Like my mom, what the [ __ ] I should


01:01:28.960 --> 01:01:30.710
give like they should get together and


01:01:30.720 --> 01:01:33.190
hang out. That Tony, he's not funny at


01:01:33.200 --> 01:01:35.910
all. that [ __ ] fired me and yes,


01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:38.390
he's my son. He's Yes, he absolutely I


01:01:38.400 --> 01:01:41.190
can confirm he's not funny. Right.


01:01:41.200 --> 01:01:43.030
Right. They they pro probably think the


01:01:43.040 --> 01:01:45.030
same thing. But like I never like he


01:01:45.040 --> 01:01:48.230
never like laughed any jokes. What the


01:01:48.240 --> 01:01:50.710
[ __ ] Right. Because I make you laugh so


01:01:50.720 --> 01:01:52.950
much. Right. And he never God bless him.


01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:54.549
I think he's a wonderful person. I think


01:01:54.559 --> 01:01:56.870
he's a very good person. He wants what


01:01:56.880 --> 01:01:59.030
we all want. We have the same DNA. All


01:01:59.040 --> 01:02:01.190
humans we want. There's things in life


01:02:01.200 --> 01:02:04.549
we want. I I hope him uh I will help him


01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:07.270
with the award he's about to win for the


01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:10.230
podcast awards and uh I want him to


01:02:10.240 --> 01:02:12.230
prosper. I want him to help himself and


01:02:12.240 --> 01:02:14.470
he's doing great with college degree.


01:02:14.480 --> 01:02:16.309
Fantastic. He's younger than you. He's


01:02:16.319 --> 01:02:18.549
22, right?


01:02:18.559 --> 01:02:20.710
See your best friend. And I know how old


01:02:20.720 --> 01:02:22.789
he is and you don't because I pay


01:02:22.799 --> 01:02:25.670
attention. I care.


01:02:25.680 --> 01:02:27.430
You see, he knows I'm joking around. I


01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:29.270
love it. That's one thing about Bobby.


01:02:29.280 --> 01:02:30.950
He has a great sense of humor. I mean,


01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:32.549
it's not one of the best. I rate it from


01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:35.030
1 to 10. I think Bobby's sense of humor


01:02:35.040 --> 01:02:37.430
sometimes goes down to a five, which is


01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:39.910
still better than Tommy's zero, but uh


01:02:39.920 --> 01:02:42.390
it goes as high as eight. It doesn't go


01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:45.030
above eight. So, between he fluctuates


01:02:45.040 --> 01:02:47.270
between five and eight. That's fantastic


01:02:47.280 --> 01:02:49.030
because one of the best characteristics


01:02:49.040 --> 01:02:51.270
of a person is to have a sense of humor.


01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:53.270
You have to have that in life to deal


01:02:53.280 --> 01:02:55.270
with failures, to deal with everything.


01:02:55.280 --> 01:02:57.270
But overcoming failures, I think if you


01:02:57.280 --> 01:02:59.430
just follow the steps I provided me


01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:01.670
overcoming my own failures, I feel so


01:03:01.680 --> 01:03:03.829
much better doing this show. This was so


01:03:03.839 --> 01:03:06.069
high energy. You see how it came across


01:03:06.079 --> 01:03:08.150
with Tommy, it was low energy. I was


01:03:08.160 --> 01:03:09.829
like stumbling. I mispronounced the name


01:03:09.839 --> 01:03:12.230
of my show like four times. I called it


01:03:12.240 --> 01:03:14.549
like stick of [ __ ] it. And I I'm like,


01:03:14.559 --> 01:03:16.630
"Oh [ __ ] I'm sorry everyone." Yeah.


01:03:16.640 --> 01:03:18.230
Because that's what happens when I'm low


01:03:18.240 --> 01:03:20.470
energy. I start to get depressed. I was


01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:23.109
around Tommy. I tried really hard and I


01:03:23.119 --> 01:03:25.990
think he tried somewhat, but the last


01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:28.069
few weeks or the last month, a month and


01:03:28.079 --> 01:03:30.950
a half, he just his vision changed. And


01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:34.230
once his vision changed, he prophesies


01:03:34.240 --> 01:03:37.029
his own doom on the show. And even


01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:38.870
though I wanted to, I knew it was


01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:41.430
coming, I was trying really hard to not


01:03:41.440 --> 01:03:43.190
let it happen because I wanted him to


01:03:43.200 --> 01:03:46.230
stay on. Bobby knows that's a fact. But


01:03:46.240 --> 01:03:48.549
it was just like Bobby said on day one,


01:03:48.559 --> 01:03:50.549
it wasn't the right fit. There's nothing


01:03:50.559 --> 01:03:52.309
wrong with that. It's not personal like


01:03:52.319 --> 01:03:53.910
in Godfather, which you haven't seen,


01:03:53.920 --> 01:03:55.589
I'm sure. Right. Godfather, you haven't


01:03:55.599 --> 01:03:56.710
seen.


01:03:56.720 --> 01:03:59.190
>> You have seen it. I thought you said you


01:03:59.200 --> 01:04:00.630
didn't. Okay, good. So, it's not


01:04:00.640 --> 01:04:02.950
personal. It's just business. And uh we


01:04:02.960 --> 01:04:05.109
split in an amicable way. I don't think


01:04:05.119 --> 01:04:07.109
he's unless you texted him and let him


01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:09.270
know. He was not planning to watch the


01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:11.910
show live or watch the show at all or


01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:13.750
even have his device on or like it even


01:04:13.760 --> 01:04:15.109
though he was a part of the show and he


01:04:15.119 --> 01:04:17.510
should have been doing that. But it goes


01:04:17.520 --> 01:04:20.150
to learning. Learning from mistakes,


01:04:20.160 --> 01:04:22.470
learning from failures. And it's just a


01:04:22.480 --> 01:04:24.870
failure in a work relationship. I've had


01:04:24.880 --> 01:04:27.510
so many work relationships gone wrong


01:04:27.520 --> 01:04:31.190
that failed. Um until now where I found


01:04:31.200 --> 01:04:34.470
the best job ever because nobody can


01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:36.630
fire me and I'm the [ __ ] one who


01:04:36.640 --> 01:04:39.670
fires other people. [ __ ] feels great.


01:04:39.680 --> 01:04:41.430
Was I'm joking. That was the biggest


01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:43.829
joke. That one he didn't laugh. Okay.


01:04:43.839 --> 01:04:47.109
But you know over the years people h


01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:49.430
found it very hard and difficult to work


01:04:49.440 --> 01:04:53.190
with me. So I ended up not happy and I I


01:04:53.200 --> 01:04:55.349
wanted him to be I want him to be happy


01:04:55.359 --> 01:04:57.750
and so I ended up quitting but now


01:04:57.760 --> 01:04:59.750
there's no quitting. There's I pretended


01:04:59.760 --> 01:05:02.309
to quit and and Bobby thought he had got


01:05:02.319 --> 01:05:04.789
fired but he knows that you you know you


01:05:04.799 --> 01:05:06.230
didn't get fired because even with


01:05:06.240 --> 01:05:08.150
Cheyenne I even said and he's like [ __ ]


01:05:08.160 --> 01:05:10.309
Bobby. I'm like no I want him back.


01:05:10.319 --> 01:05:12.390
There you go. There you go. So that's


01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:14.710
how you know that you weren't fired in


01:05:14.720 --> 01:05:16.630
other ways too that show you that


01:05:16.640 --> 01:05:18.870
established that that was all part of my


01:05:18.880 --> 01:05:21.029
plan of people you know they love an


01:05:21.039 --> 01:05:23.990
underdog they love you coming back you


01:05:24.000 --> 01:05:27.589
know I'm genius right


01:05:27.599 --> 01:05:30.309
sometimes I really like the the love one


01:05:30.319 --> 01:05:31.829
but we have to talk about that because


01:05:31.839 --> 01:05:34.069
the retention went down so I think I


01:05:34.079 --> 01:05:35.670
know what happened and I think we know


01:05:35.680 --> 01:05:38.390
how we can improve it


01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:40.230
because the last thing I want to do is


01:05:40.240 --> 01:05:41.990
AI doing the shorts


01:05:42.000 --> 01:05:44.069
AI doing the clips. And I know you would


01:05:44.079 --> 01:05:46.630
hate that. And I have not done that yet.


01:05:46.640 --> 01:05:49.270
And I don't plan on ever doing that.


01:05:49.280 --> 01:05:51.430
Maybe one time. Just curious to see. You


01:05:51.440 --> 01:05:53.190
know, I didn't tell you I did have AI


01:05:53.200 --> 01:05:56.390
try to do a short about a week ago. And


01:05:56.400 --> 01:05:59.430
guess what? After about an hour and a


01:05:59.440 --> 01:06:02.069
half of thinking, thinking, thinking,


01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:05.190
thinking, at the end, it's an error.


01:06:05.200 --> 01:06:06.950
Look at that. Your angels were working


01:06:06.960 --> 01:06:09.349
for you on your behalf. after an hour


01:06:09.359 --> 01:06:10.950
and a half and it took half the credits


01:06:10.960 --> 01:06:13.270
of my subscription that I had half the


01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:16.150
credits for one one episode podcast


01:06:16.160 --> 01:06:18.230
episode to make three clips and in the


01:06:18.240 --> 01:06:20.870
end of the hour and a half it's an error


01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:23.670
didn't give me [ __ ] and that's why I


01:06:23.680 --> 01:06:25.270
don't like this AI. I'm with you, Bobby,


01:06:25.280 --> 01:06:27.430
on this AI stuff. But I do like the


01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:30.309
thumbnail stuff because you know what?


01:06:30.319 --> 01:06:32.390
If it gets us to our goal, it doesn't


01:06:32.400 --> 01:06:34.309
matter if something is enhanced or the


01:06:34.319 --> 01:06:36.870
color changes because all that's


01:06:36.880 --> 01:06:39.349
important is the vision and where we're


01:06:39.359 --> 01:06:42.150
going to go. And just like that. So, you


01:06:42.160 --> 01:06:44.390
have to never mind the noise, the little


01:06:44.400 --> 01:06:46.789
things. Tony changes the thumbnails


01:06:46.799 --> 01:06:48.390
because you know what? I'm older. It's


01:06:48.400 --> 01:06:50.230
like a toy. The thumbnail, the AI


01:06:50.240 --> 01:06:52.950
thumbnail thing. It's cute. I like it.


01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:55.510
And um there's reasons I do that, too.


01:06:55.520 --> 01:06:57.829
But I like the way Bobby thinks. He's


01:06:57.839 --> 01:07:00.309
thinking of the end goal and where we're


01:07:00.319 --> 01:07:02.069
going to go. And that's what you have to


01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:05.349
do. And uh and don't worry, I was joking


01:07:05.359 --> 01:07:07.750
about gang members coming to the house.


01:07:07.760 --> 01:07:09.670
I can't let gang members know where I


01:07:09.680 --> 01:07:12.309
live, right? It's bad enough Mercedes


01:07:12.319 --> 01:07:14.390
knows where I live, right? She was in in


01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:16.230
jail for some time. But I don't judge


01:07:16.240 --> 01:07:18.069
her because I was in jail many times


01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:19.589
myself when I was a younger man. Don't


01:07:19.599 --> 01:07:22.710
worry. But uh yeah, I can't have gang


01:07:22.720 --> 01:07:24.549
members come to the house. Then I'm on


01:07:24.559 --> 01:07:26.710
their radar. Yo, homie, we got this


01:07:26.720 --> 01:07:28.309
house. This [ __ ] thinks he's


01:07:28.319 --> 01:07:30.470
funny. He lives over here. Let's go jack


01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:33.910
them. That means rob him.


01:07:33.920 --> 01:07:36.390
But uh I like the little the little gang


01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:39.029
came out of you when you used the fbomb.


01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:41.430
And uh I didn't know you know that sort


01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:43.349
of thing. I knew you knew that sort of


01:07:43.359 --> 01:07:45.750
thing. You you're a professional. You're


01:07:45.760 --> 01:07:47.990
in a professional environment. You're


01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:50.630
very, very professional. But when you go


01:07:50.640 --> 01:07:53.109
home, that [ __ ] Tony thinks he


01:07:53.119 --> 01:07:55.670
can [ __ ] do what he wants. I know


01:07:55.680 --> 01:07:58.870
that's happening when you go home.


01:07:58.880 --> 01:08:00.309
Got his laptop at home. That


01:08:00.319 --> 01:08:02.549
[ __ ] I'm going to go take a go


01:08:02.559 --> 01:08:04.390
take a [ __ ] in the bathroom while I'm on


01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:07.589
his laptop. That [ __ ]


01:08:07.599 --> 01:08:09.589
No, I'm joking. That was going too far.


01:08:09.599 --> 01:08:11.829
Okay, take it back. I know you don't do


01:08:11.839 --> 01:08:15.750
that. And I don't either. Okay. So,


01:08:15.760 --> 01:08:18.789
overcoming failures, it's not easy.


01:08:18.799 --> 01:08:20.309
There are steps you can follow. There


01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:22.709
are easy steps to follow to overcoming


01:08:22.719 --> 01:08:24.870
failure as I described. But the whole


01:08:24.880 --> 01:08:28.309
process is not easy. Life is not easy.


01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:31.349
My life is not easy. One of the funniest


01:08:31.359 --> 01:08:34.470
[ __ ] people in the world with all the


01:08:34.480 --> 01:08:36.709
[ __ ] I'm like a dynamo with all the


01:08:36.719 --> 01:08:38.390
[ __ ] talent. When I get done, I want


01:08:38.400 --> 01:08:40.550
to be the undisputed


01:08:40.560 --> 01:08:43.590
undisputed funniest [ __ ] on the


01:08:43.600 --> 01:08:47.269
table. It cannot be disputed. It's going


01:08:47.279 --> 01:08:50.149
to be so overwhelmingly obvious. There's


01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:52.550
going to be no debate. It could be right


01:08:52.560 --> 01:08:55.829
now. And I want that to happen as my


01:08:55.839 --> 01:08:58.470
legacy. If I never make a penny, which I


01:08:58.480 --> 01:09:00.550
will, we're going to make so much


01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:02.470
[ __ ] money. We're going to be getting


01:09:02.480 --> 01:09:06.070
We're going to be abhoring a lot. Did I


01:09:06.080 --> 01:09:09.430
use it right? Thank you. Okay. Thank you


01:09:09.440 --> 01:09:11.430
very much. Overcoming failure. Please


01:09:11.440 --> 01:09:13.510
tell your friends how you can also


01:09:13.520 --> 01:09:15.749
overcome failure by watching the show.


01:09:15.759 --> 01:09:17.910
We're not only trying to get watch time.


01:09:17.920 --> 01:09:19.110
[ __ ] yeah. We're trying to get watch


01:09:19.120 --> 01:09:21.749
time. And go to the other shows about


01:09:21.759 --> 01:09:23.749
losing weight. I show people how I lost


01:09:23.759 --> 01:09:25.910
weight, how you can lose weight, sales,


01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:28.309
how you can sell, not only in a job, but


01:09:28.319 --> 01:09:29.910
sell yourself. If you're trying to get a


01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:31.749
hoe, well, at hoe, you don't really have


01:09:31.759 --> 01:09:33.749
to sell yourself. Just need some money.


01:09:33.759 --> 01:09:35.030
But if you are trying to get a


01:09:35.040 --> 01:09:37.030
girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever the case


01:09:37.040 --> 01:09:39.269
may be, how to sell yourself when you're


01:09:39.279 --> 01:09:41.189
meeting someone to become their friend,


01:09:41.199 --> 01:09:43.110
sell your personality on them, you can


01:09:43.120 --> 01:09:45.269
sell yourself in many ways. The sales


01:09:45.279 --> 01:09:46.870
master class teaches you that. And


01:09:46.880 --> 01:09:49.910
there's a follow-up this Friday sales


01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:52.149
deep dive follow-up master class on


01:09:52.159 --> 01:09:55.030
sales and all things sales that we


01:09:55.040 --> 01:09:57.590
already did in detail in the first intro


01:09:57.600 --> 01:09:59.750
on the fundamentals sales uh master


01:09:59.760 --> 01:10:02.709
class last week. So sales this Friday


01:10:02.719 --> 01:10:06.950
morning live live 5:15 LA time. So


01:10:06.960 --> 01:10:08.470
that's when all the Pakistanis and


01:10:08.480 --> 01:10:10.630
Indians and Indonesians and Singapore


01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:12.630
and Hong Kong, they're all awake at that


01:10:12.640 --> 01:10:14.550
time because it's like no. Well, no,


01:10:14.560 --> 01:10:16.149
it's evening time. They just got off


01:10:16.159 --> 01:10:17.990
work and they're all watching. They're


01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:19.830
all in the chat calling me uncle.


01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:23.430
[ __ ] love that [ __ ] right?


01:10:23.440 --> 01:10:25.510
Can you call me uncle sometimes? Just


01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:27.590
for fun.


01:10:27.600 --> 01:10:29.910
What? He even dropped the L E. He just


01:10:29.920 --> 01:10:32.950
said ank. He deserves that pay raise


01:10:32.960 --> 01:10:35.110
that he just got today. I got to just


01:10:35.120 --> 01:10:37.110
draw it up. He knows it's it's a done


01:10:37.120 --> 01:10:39.350
deal. Okay, so that's about it. Thank


01:10:39.360 --> 01:10:42.229
you. Pick a topic. Friday morning sales


01:10:42.239 --> 01:10:47.400
followup. Be there. Thank you. Love you.