I WANT TO JUST DIE! : OUR FIRST LIVE STREAM

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Let me know when you're ready.


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We are ready. Good morning. First live


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stream ever. I'm here with Bobby, film


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school graduate. I'm very proud to say


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[ __ ] I'm working with film school


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graduates. You know, 2 months ago Bobby,


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when you came to me, you were very your


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confidence was low. You're now you're


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confident. I see you walking into


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Starbucks, give me a caramel mocha.


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What's your name, sir?


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>> Um Bobby.


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>> You see you're confident Bobby.


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When you sit up, please.


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You know how I like things.


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Okay, put this out of the way so I can


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concentrate.


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Well, we had a guest this morning, but


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the guest did not appear.


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So, I'm sure she's watching right now.


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Hey, how you doing? Thanks a lot. Now


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I'm doing a one-man show. I'll see you


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at the gym. Okay, you're still hot.


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Okay, fine. I was going to call the show


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the hottest girl of the century.


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Obviously not the hottest hottest, you


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know, but you have to hook. You have to


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have a title. You have to have like high


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retention. People go to it. Oh [ __ ] the


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hottest girl. I even had my short shorts


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on, but just me and you, Bobby, so I


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just changed because um um


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you know,


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I um you know, work environment, I have


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to be respectful.


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So, but sometimes, you know, I catch


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Bobby looking at me. It's okay, it's


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human, it's fine.


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Dolly Parton died yesterday, I'm so sad.


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I used to want to [ __ ] her, now she's


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dead.


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But um yeah, I don't know why, since I


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was 8 years old, I loved Dolly Parton,


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Elvira.


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I always liked these older women, and


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now she's not alive. Is that


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disrespectful to talk about her now that


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she died?


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But I'm not sure. Are we live?


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Are Are people watching me right now? Do


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you think like uh a lot of people are


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watching?


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So, you know, even if a lot of people


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are not watching, even if no one is


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watching,


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just hanging out with you, Bobby, is


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worth more than all the accolades of the


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world put together.


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Did you hear me?


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Thumb thumbs up. He always does a thumbs


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up. Sometimes when he's like really


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enjoying himself, two thumbs up. When he


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really laughs at one of my jokes, he


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just does get turns red like a tomato


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and


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just uh Bobby,


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it's getting to the point that you you


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know that I'm one of the best comics in


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the world.


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And you enjoy working here.


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You love it? Now you love it love it? I


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can feel it cuz when you came on 2


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months ago, you weren't sure, you and


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Tommy, cuz you know I had talked about


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John, the previous guy, and you didn't


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know if I was going to talk about you in


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a bad way, mention you, uh violate your


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privacy, but you see now, 2 and 1/2


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months later,


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you haven't really been paid a lot or at


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all, but um


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you know that I'm very very respectful


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in every way, right?


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And you love that.


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Look at him, shaking his head up and


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down vehemently. You didn't think I knew


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that word as a college dropout.


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Vehement. I surprise you all the time.


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Okay, I don't know what else to talk


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about. I think I'm done.


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So, I can tell you that I'm very happy


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with the show, but we're still not


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[ __ ] monetized and we have almost 2


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million people watching. What's going


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on?


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It's a [ __ ] YouTube. You know, we


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like YouTube. I've always watched


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YouTube. Warren Buffett always says, you


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have to


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go with invest or go with what you


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really love. And I love YouTube. I go to


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YouTube before HBO, Netflix, I always go


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to YouTube. But I didn't know YouTube


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was so horrible in that way.


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You know, because we have all these


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people watching, thousands and thousands


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of casual viewers, thousands of regular


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viewers. You know, I have women sending


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me titty pictures from like uh


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Anchorage, Alaska. There's one in


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Ontario, Canada. And why can't they live


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down the [ __ ] block? Just invite them


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over.


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My wife's not here, just come over.


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But [ __ ] they live far. And you know,


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I'm respectful, so I don't say, "Well,


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can I have another one of those pics?"


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So, when it's community post, I tell


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them, "Thank you. Keep watching." But oh


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my god, I want to get with them so


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badly, but they're so far away. They're


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half a world away. Oh [ __ ] my wife is


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watching. I shouldn't be This is live?


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It's live. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, anyway,


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that's fine. She knows I'm just joking


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around.


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So, I can tell you we had a rat


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up in the attic. But I had the handyman


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put some blinds in the studio. Nice


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temperature in here, right? It's nice


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and cool. And he put some repellent in


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the attic and it was quiet last night. I


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only heard my wife snoring. I didn't


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hear a rat scratching or anything. And I


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was so tired from yesterday. It was 105°


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and I drove all the way to Agoura Hills


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to pick up one kid.


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And then


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drove all the way to Northridge to pick


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up the other kid.


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And then it reminds me of a guy I know


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named uh Jimmy. I named him uh


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Fire Pit Jimmy because when we went to


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the Ritz-Carlton,


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he was always by the little fire pit.


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And he was bragging how his kids had


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chauffeurs.


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And he would pay 90,000 for each


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chauffeur and he would chauffeur the


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kids to high school, to their events,


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and he had a house in Seattle and one in


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Miami.


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And um


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So, yeah, he liked my jokes, and all


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these rich people like my jokes. Did I


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ever tell you, Bobby, that a lot of rich


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people tell me that my jokes are so good


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that anytime I come to their mansion in


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Hong Kong or their apartment in


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Shanghai, that I can sleep in their bed.


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They're not even going to give me a


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guest room. They love me so much. I can


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sleep in their bed. Hopefully, their


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wife is still in it.


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But um either way, that's fine.


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Um I can tell you that I'm happy. This


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is a live stream. I've got no one to


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talk to, and Bobby doesn't talk to me.


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But um


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We We're still live? What was that? Like


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a minute and a half? [ __ ] Now what?


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Okay. Um give me a topic, man. Come on.


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Pick a topic. Then it'll get me going.


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I just Oh, let's talk about the silent


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film coming out next next week. Okay.


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So, we did one. It was uh comical, and


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that was last week, and people seem to


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really like that, where I went to the


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market, hobo Tony hobo character, went


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to the market. And so, we want to


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enlighten people about the plight of


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homeless people. And so, we had


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compassion, kindness, love, uh non-judg-


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judgmental understanding. We had that on


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the screen. Did you see the one where I


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like got on the bar and slept on the


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bar? You're looking at me like you


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didn't see it.


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You liked it, right? So, the teaser


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for the film, the silent film coming out


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next week, a million people watched it


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this weekend. It got us to 319,000


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subscribers. Wonderful, right?


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And but, you know, the bots I like the


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way Google or YouTube removes the bots


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cuz I don't want to have any bots at


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all. I want to have real people from all


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over the world uh watching and laughing.


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So, it's removed already like 900 bots.


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So, now we have 318,


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300. It's not going to drop under a


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318,000 at this point. So, with With


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shorts we have coming from the Taylor


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show that we did this weekend, we'll go


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to 400, 500. See, the subscriber count


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is not the problem because people from


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all over the world we have people


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watching in Vietnam, Indonesia, you name


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the country, Pakistan, South Africa,


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everywhere.


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Our American market is getting bigger.


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It was at 9%, now it's at 15% in the


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last 7 days. So, it's gone up. So, it's


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trickling up. Uh we want to have more of


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the American market, but I don't want to


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I don't want too many people here in


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America to know me. Like if I still like


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if like if I fall and want to rob a bank


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or something, you know, THEY'LL [ __ ]


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THAT'S TONY THAT was Tony Rockman. You


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know, it's better if people like in


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Vietnam and other places around the


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world know me, that's fine.


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But um you know I'm just joking, right?


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I'm not going to rob a bank or anything.


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Here. Thanks.


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I can tell when you smile when it's a


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real smile or not a real smile. I can


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tell cuz we've known each other 2 and


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1/2 months. Aren't you glad you met me?


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Like super glad. Like you pray at night,


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thank you God that I met Tony. No, okay.


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Um so, where were we? The film coming


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out next Friday, September 4th. So, the


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teaser was this weekend to promote it.


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And people want the silent films. Hey,


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you know what? Maybe we want to podcast.


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Maybe we'll just do like we'll have a


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contract with Netflix and we'll just do


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silent films only.


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Because there's no one doing it. Is


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there anyone ever in your in the history


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of your life, 23 years, have you seen


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silent films on Netflix other than like


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Charlie Chaplin or Buster Have you seen


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any?


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There was one that won the Academy Award


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like 20 years ago. Remember?


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When you go to film school, they don't


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show you like movies and stuff?


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I can't hear you with these headphones


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on.


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Okay, so there was one it was a a black


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and white romantic, they're dancing, it


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won an Academy Award for best picture


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roughly 20, 25 years ago. And that was


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the only it was an hour and a half. It


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was the only modern silent film. So, the


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Academy really loves silent films.


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And but ours are like 5 minutes, 8


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minutes. The one coming out next week is


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where the character loses his baby.


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Mhm.


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Right. So, let me tell you about the


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park. I was telling you I was texting


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you this morning. I'm not sure if you


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were able Have a seat. I got you a


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director's chair so you could be like a


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Spielberg.


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There, go ahead. Enjoy.


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You want some coffee? It's right there


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for you.


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One day Bobby's going to want to sue me


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and then the my lawyer's going to say,


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"Well, why didn't you leave him a long


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time ago?" And Bobby's going to say,


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"Well, he made me fresh squeezed orange


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juice and he opened up a bag of Costa


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Rican beans and it was fantastic coffee.


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He would grind the beans every morning


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for me."


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You know you're not going to win that


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lawsuit, right? I treat you like gold.


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I think one time you even said I treat


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you better than your parents.


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No? No?


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I could have sworn you said that.


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I probably dreamed it. Oh, no. I don't


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want to admit I dreamed about you.


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Okay.


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So, the film


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next coming out next week, it's called


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The Master.


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And The Master everyone thinks, "Oh my


00:18:31.720 --> 00:18:33.230
god, this is so good. The teaser was


00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:35.390
fantastic." There was no one who didn't


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love the teaser.


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They think, "Well, it's me. I'm The


00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:40.830
Master. I'm talking about myself. I'm


00:18:40.840 --> 00:18:44.590
bragging." But no, I'm not The Master.


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So, you find out at the end of the


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silent film next week who The Master is.


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So, the character that I play loses his


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baby.


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So, I'm not going to tell you what


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happens. But that's the gist of the


00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:01.670
story.


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And we are um very excited for that. And


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uh if they want to do more silent films,


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I can do a lot of them. I write them. I


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direct them.


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Uh so


00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:17.790
Tommy's coming back. He's He's working


00:19:17.800 --> 00:19:19.950
right now on another um


00:19:19.960 --> 00:19:21.670
project. When he comes back next week,


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we're going to finish up. I want to stay


00:19:23.200 --> 00:19:25.030
consistent, so I want him to be


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continuing the


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the shooting


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because I think if you the last two or


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three scenes we have in the film that


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we're going to finish next Tuesday, it


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debuts next Friday. I thought, well


00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:39.430
if worst-case scenario, if you've got to


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do it, no I'm just I'm joking. I'm


00:19:41.320 --> 00:19:43.190
saying if you have to do it, then it's


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not going to be consistent. I would love


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for you to do silent films with me in


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the future, but I just want the


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director's vision or the person shooting


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it on camera to be consistent.


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But we'll If you're been wondering how


00:19:55.840 --> 00:19:57.630
come I didn't do a silent film with you,


00:19:57.640 --> 00:19:59.430
it's coming. You've already been very


00:19:59.440 --> 00:20:01.750
busy editing and and uh filming and all


00:20:01.760 --> 00:20:03.870
that. So that's why I have two film


00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:05.950
school graduates. So next week when he


00:20:05.960 --> 00:20:07.430
comes back, we're going to do a lot of


00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:08.990
insult humor.


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So by the way, I put the Costco insult


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humor back on public.


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So the reason why I put like 75 shorts


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on private is I wanted more people to go


00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:21.070
to the long-form to build up the watch


00:20:21.080 --> 00:20:23.030
hours for long-form.


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And it seems to be working the last week


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and a half. But this one of the biggest


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agents in LA is looking at us right now.


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And uh for representation. So I put and


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I talked about the insult humor, how I


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do insult humor, and no one does it like


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the way I do it. It's not malicious or


00:20:40.320 --> 00:20:42.670
nasty or mean like most If you see a


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roast on TV, most of them are pretty


00:20:44.800 --> 00:20:46.430
bad. They're not good-hearted. So mine


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is very good-hearted. So the last time


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someone did it in the way that I do it,


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it's Don Rickles from years ago. And by


00:20:53.040 --> 00:20:54.950
the way, Don Rickles went to the academy


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the American Academy of Dramatic Arts


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that I went to. Did you know that?


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You didn't know that.


00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:01.350
>> I think you mentioned it.


00:21:01.360 --> 00:21:02.950
>> Oh, I mentioned it. Oh, are you remember


00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:04.670
something I said?


00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:06.110
That's good.


00:21:06.120 --> 00:21:07.550
Okay. Um


00:21:07.560 --> 00:21:09.910
So he went there. So I put those four


00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:11.830
Costco shorts on. So if they're looking


00:21:11.840 --> 00:21:14.070
at it, they're like, "Oh [ __ ] He's uh


00:21:14.080 --> 00:21:16.070
roasting a dog. He's roasting old


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people, mentally challenged people."


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Even though you know how at Costco


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during the one short where I'm uh


00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:24.190
insulting the mentally challenged guy


00:21:24.200 --> 00:21:26.190
who works at Costco?


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I did that in a good-natured way, right?


00:21:28.520 --> 00:21:30.710
It wasn't bad, was it?


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Perfect. So I can insult even whoever


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and it comes out great. In fact, the


00:21:35.280 --> 00:21:37.150
people who laugh the hardest and the


00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:40.550
most are the people I'm insulting. The


00:21:40.560 --> 00:21:42.710
moment I insult them, they automatically


00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:45.550
know that I'm good-natured and it's just


00:21:45.560 --> 00:21:47.910
a joke and they laugh laugh the most. So


00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:50.070
I did a I'm not sure if I told you I did


00:21:50.080 --> 00:21:51.710
a uh


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years ago I did a show


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where I went into the elevator


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uh in Vegas. I went into the Encore


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elevator and all these elevators in


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these hotels and I would pick like rich


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hotels and poor hotels and I'd have like


00:22:04.680 --> 00:22:06.910
CEOs and surgeons in the


00:22:06.920 --> 00:22:08.790
in the rich hotel in the elevator and


00:22:08.800 --> 00:22:10.470
I'd have like just regular people in the


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Bally's ho hotel elevator.


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And I would insult people in the


00:22:15.360 --> 00:22:16.510
elevator.


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And I had the Ray-Ban uh video glasses


00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:19.790
on.


00:22:19.800 --> 00:22:22.430
So a lot of the people watching now know


00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:25.110
that and have seen that. But eventually


00:22:25.120 --> 00:22:27.630
it didn't work cuz logistically


00:22:27.640 --> 00:22:29.670
um with the Ray-Ban glasses, if there's


00:22:29.680 --> 00:22:31.590
10 people in the elevator and I'm making


00:22:31.600 --> 00:22:34.670
fun of everyone it didn't look good for


00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:36.150
the audience cuz I'm going from one


00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:38.150
person to another insulting them and


00:22:38.160 --> 00:22:39.510
everyone's laughing, the jokes are


00:22:39.520 --> 00:22:42.150
great, the insults are great.


00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:44.350
But it was hard to watch.


00:22:44.360 --> 00:22:46.110
So I couldn't figure it out. I had my


00:22:46.120 --> 00:22:47.870
kid who was at the time was like 7 years


00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:49.830
old in the elevator with the with a


00:22:49.840 --> 00:22:52.190
phone, the iPhone, and he was we tried


00:22:52.200 --> 00:22:53.510
to like film it from the corner of the


00:22:53.520 --> 00:22:54.710
elevator


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and that didn't work. A lot of people


00:22:56.040 --> 00:22:58.510
objected to being on camera.


00:22:58.520 --> 00:22:59.910
In fact, the Ray-Ban I had to put like


00:22:59.920 --> 00:23:01.670
little plastic on the light so nobody


00:23:01.680 --> 00:23:04.190
can see I'm filming. And even then,


00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:06.750
people who love the insults would object


00:23:06.760 --> 00:23:07.590
to


00:23:07.600 --> 00:23:09.590
uh you know, possibly am I still


00:23:09.600 --> 00:23:11.590
filming? And I tell them, "No, you know,


00:23:11.600 --> 00:23:13.910
I have these on because my wife might be


00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:16.150
calling. I want to get her call." Of


00:23:16.160 --> 00:23:18.630
course, that's a lie.


00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:20.230
But uh I don't even know how to answer


00:23:20.240 --> 00:23:22.110
the the phone on the Ray-Ban glasses. I


00:23:22.120 --> 00:23:23.990
just I just know music cuz all of a


00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:25.430
sudden I was driving and the music came


00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:27.110
on when I was wearing them.


00:23:27.120 --> 00:23:28.830
And uh you're not too hot, right? You


00:23:28.840 --> 00:23:31.230
have that little fan right there, okay?


00:23:31.240 --> 00:23:32.710
Don't sue me cuz there's no insurance


00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:34.630
here. You won't get anything.


00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:36.550
Okay, there's no no liability or


00:23:36.560 --> 00:23:39.310
anything. You're on your own.


00:23:39.320 --> 00:23:41.350
Nothing is insured. Why? The gear is not


00:23:41.360 --> 00:23:42.470
insured. Why are you asking? You're


00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:43.510
going to steal it?


00:23:43.520 --> 00:23:44.670
>> You should not. I'm saying you should


00:23:44.680 --> 00:23:46.830
insure your gear.


00:23:46.840 --> 00:23:49.310
>> But you need money for premiums.


00:23:49.320 --> 00:23:50.310
Where am I going to get money for


00:23:50.320 --> 00:23:51.190
premiums?


00:23:51.200 --> 00:23:52.510
>> Gear insurance is pretty cheap. That's


00:23:52.520 --> 00:23:53.870
why people got to donate on Patreon.


00:23:53.880 --> 00:23:55.270
>> What insurance? I'm still on food


00:23:55.280 --> 00:23:56.830
stamps.


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You didn't know that? I'm joking about


00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:00.430
that. That was a good one.


00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:01.710
>> That's why we got to insure our gear


00:24:01.720 --> 00:24:02.630
because


00:24:02.640 --> 00:24:04.150
>> Where am I going to get I'm trying to


00:24:04.160 --> 00:24:05.910
get monetized to get some money. So


00:24:05.920 --> 00:24:07.550
we're doing Patreon. Patreon's going to


00:24:07.560 --> 00:24:08.670
be open on Friday.


00:24:08.680 --> 00:24:10.110
>> Donate on Patreon so we can insure our


00:24:10.120 --> 00:24:10.910
cameras.


00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:12.430
>> Oh, people can donate?


00:24:12.440 --> 00:24:12.710
>> Yeah.


00:24:12.720 --> 00:24:14.230
>> Oh, [ __ ] We can get donations on


00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:14.990
Patreon?


00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:16.190
>> Yeah, donate on Patreon.


00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:18.950
>> Oh, please donate. Please donate. I hope


00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:21.110
we get like a like a old person who's


00:24:21.120 --> 00:24:23.030
about to die, who's always like killed


00:24:23.040 --> 00:24:25.150
people and did bad [ __ ] and he's like,


00:24:25.160 --> 00:24:27.190
"Oh, you know, this [ __ ] Tony Rockman,


00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:29.150
let's give him a million dollars. What


00:24:29.160 --> 00:24:30.870
would you do?" Oh, right away, Bobby,


00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:33.190
I'd cut you a check for like


00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:35.950
300 is okay?


00:24:35.960 --> 00:24:38.750
Okay, okay, I give you like $5,000. And


00:24:38.760 --> 00:24:41.270
like I presented


00:24:41.280 --> 00:24:43.830
Okay, well, you get 5% is what? 50,000.


00:24:43.840 --> 00:24:45.230
That's all you're entitled to. That's


00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:47.030
our deal. A deal is a deal. Why, you


00:24:47.040 --> 00:24:48.590
want more than 5% now? You're


00:24:48.600 --> 00:24:51.510
renegotiating?


00:24:51.520 --> 00:24:53.070
Of course, you'll take it. You'll take


00:24:53.080 --> 00:24:55.030
it and you'll dance and you'll be just


00:24:55.040 --> 00:24:57.150
doing so jolly.


00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:59.550
And you'll be doing this like a


00:24:59.560 --> 00:25:01.830
Say again?


00:25:01.840 --> 00:25:04.790
7.5 what?


00:25:04.800 --> 00:25:06.310
I didn't want to say this because it's a


00:25:06.320 --> 00:25:08.830
work environment.


00:25:08.840 --> 00:25:11.470
But you're Jewish, aren't you?


00:25:11.480 --> 00:25:13.110
You're not Jewish?


00:25:13.120 --> 00:25:14.550
But I thought you're Jewish. You look


00:25:14.560 --> 00:25:15.950
Jewish.


00:25:15.960 --> 00:25:17.150
But that's not a bad thing cuz you're


00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:18.750
always negotiating with me and Tommy


00:25:18.760 --> 00:25:21.950
doesn't negotiate at all.


00:25:21.960 --> 00:25:23.430
Because


00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:24.990
they negotiate. You're really good with


00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:26.910
negotiate you negotiate you grind me in


00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:28.310
everything. I thought for sure he's


00:25:28.320 --> 00:25:30.310
Jewish. And you live in a good part of


00:25:30.320 --> 00:25:33.630
town. You have a nicer house than me.


00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:35.350
That's not bad. Don't I look Jewish?


00:25:35.360 --> 00:25:36.670
Look at that. He's laughing for the


00:25:36.680 --> 00:25:38.510
first time. What a beautiful smile you


00:25:38.520 --> 00:25:40.190
have.


00:25:40.200 --> 00:25:41.550
You don't have to compliment me back,


00:25:41.560 --> 00:25:43.390
but look.


00:25:43.400 --> 00:25:44.830
We're finally having a conversation


00:25:44.840 --> 00:25:46.430
after 2 and 1/2 months you worked here.


00:25:46.440 --> 00:25:48.510
You're so quiet this whole time.


00:25:48.520 --> 00:25:50.070
It's not a bad thing, but as soon as you


00:25:50.080 --> 00:25:52.070
negotiated the first time, I I'm like


00:25:52.080 --> 00:25:53.630
this guy's Jewish, but I can't bring it


00:25:53.640 --> 00:25:55.350
up because it's the work environment.


00:25:55.360 --> 00:25:56.790
You can't bring up religion. I can't


00:25:56.800 --> 00:25:58.110
even like I don't even ask you if you


00:25:58.120 --> 00:26:00.270
believe in God. Sometimes I sneak it in


00:26:00.280 --> 00:26:02.230
there, right? You you can tell I'm like


00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:04.670
oh, thank God for the day so beautiful


00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:06.110
and then I look at you.


00:26:06.120 --> 00:26:07.670
You're looking down. I'm like [ __ ] he


00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:09.270
doesn't believe in God.


00:26:09.280 --> 00:26:10.310
I don't think I can work with someone


00:26:10.320 --> 00:26:11.870
that doesn't believe in God. I can work


00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:13.470
with anyone because you know for me it's


00:26:13.480 --> 00:26:14.790
just about the work. I don't care. I


00:26:14.800 --> 00:26:16.790
respect everyone no matter what. But


00:26:16.800 --> 00:26:18.830
it's I have friends, really really


00:26:18.840 --> 00:26:21.630
really good friends who I love and they


00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:23.350
don't believe in God. They're probably


00:26:23.360 --> 00:26:24.710
watching right now. I'm not going to


00:26:24.720 --> 00:26:26.150
mention you by name. I would never do


00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:29.870
that. But you know sometimes I feel bad


00:26:29.880 --> 00:26:30.990
that


00:26:31.000 --> 00:26:33.390
they don't believe in God. I want there


00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:35.030
to be a God.


00:26:35.040 --> 00:26:36.870
You know, what's the number one reason I


00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:38.390
want there to be a God? I'll tell you


00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:39.670
cuz you'll never be able to figure it


00:26:39.680 --> 00:26:41.270
out.


00:26:41.280 --> 00:26:44.630
I want there to be a God so one day I'm


00:26:44.640 --> 00:26:46.750
going to go to God


00:26:46.760 --> 00:26:49.230
after obviously I pass away


00:26:49.240 --> 00:26:50.750
and I'm going to say God


00:26:50.760 --> 00:26:53.990
I'm 54 years old.


00:26:54.000 --> 00:26:55.790
One of the funniest people in the world.


00:26:55.800 --> 00:26:58.070
Insult humor, mime, acting. You saw my


00:26:58.080 --> 00:26:59.510
acting, right?


00:26:59.520 --> 00:27:00.990
You just said it's good. Come on, it's


00:27:01.000 --> 00:27:02.270
more than good.


00:27:02.280 --> 00:27:03.750
Right?


00:27:03.760 --> 00:27:05.150
Okay, you're going to laugh now when


00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:07.790
it's not good? You know the kids who are


00:27:07.800 --> 00:27:11.110
I was with in acting school, I was 50.


00:27:11.120 --> 00:27:12.470
I'll tell you right now why I went to


00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:13.430
acting school. You're not going to


00:27:13.440 --> 00:27:14.590
believe it.


00:27:14.600 --> 00:27:16.950
Another Kobe Bryant story. [ __ ] John


00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:18.550
would hate when I tell Kobe Bryant


00:27:18.560 --> 00:27:20.030
stories.


00:27:20.040 --> 00:27:23.190
Um they're all younger than you, 18, 19.


00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:25.350
And you know you have to audition to get


00:27:25.360 --> 00:27:26.830
into the American Academy of Dramatic


00:27:26.840 --> 00:27:28.070
Arts. They're not going to just take any


00:27:28.080 --> 00:27:29.430
schmuck.


00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:31.870
So I auditioned twice. I auditioned and


00:27:31.880 --> 00:27:34.350
they turned me down.


00:27:34.360 --> 00:27:37.070
So then they reconsidered.


00:27:37.080 --> 00:27:38.070
And they said, "You know what? We're


00:27:38.080 --> 00:27:40.470
going to audition you again."


00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:42.270
So I'm like, "Fuck, you know, I have to


00:27:42.280 --> 00:27:44.470
like really give it everything I have.


00:27:44.480 --> 00:27:46.510
You know, I have to imagine like uh


00:27:46.520 --> 00:27:49.390
there was a car accident, you know, my


00:27:49.400 --> 00:27:52.270
um my bird passed away, my dog passed


00:27:52.280 --> 00:27:53.910
away. I have to be really sad. I have to


00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:56.510
be really on point. Cry on cue."


00:27:56.520 --> 00:27:58.630
And they let me in. The second audition,


00:27:58.640 --> 00:28:01.270
they said, "Okay, you're in."


00:28:01.280 --> 00:28:01.790
Right?


00:28:01.800 --> 00:28:03.910
>> It took me two tries.


00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:05.830
>> The [ __ ] man. Did you ever go to acting


00:28:05.840 --> 00:28:07.670
school? Now you want to do jokes? You


00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:09.230
want to sit up here? We'll put a bag


00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:10.670
over your head. No one will know who you


00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:11.790
are.


00:28:11.800 --> 00:28:13.870
Okay.


00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:15.710
Two tries. [ __ ] American Academy of


00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:17.670
Dramatic Arts, the number one acting


00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:19.990
school in the in the country.


00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:22.230
And um so I took ballet.


00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:24.110
So you when you're in that school, you


00:28:24.120 --> 00:28:25.430
have a curriculum, you know? You're


00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:27.750
full-time 9 hours a day. It's no joke.


00:28:27.760 --> 00:28:29.990
So 8, 9 hours a day, I started with


00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:31.910
their summer program intensive. And that


00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:34.030
was a full 9 hours a day. Oh, a true


00:28:34.040 --> 00:28:36.390
intensive. And all the young people in


00:28:36.400 --> 00:28:39.590
there would call me a legend.


00:28:39.600 --> 00:28:42.310
In fact, there's an improv class. And in


00:28:42.320 --> 00:28:44.870
the improv class, hey, listening, Bobby?


00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:47.270
During the improv class,


00:28:47.280 --> 00:28:49.470
you know, in improv, you can be your old


00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:51.670
self, your young self, you can go back


00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:53.670
and forth in time, you can be another


00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:57.030
person. So, during improv,


00:28:57.040 --> 00:28:58.110
I


00:28:58.120 --> 00:29:00.430
gave birth to myself.


00:29:00.440 --> 00:29:02.190
And that's when everyone called started


00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:04.710
calling me a legend.


00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:09.870
No, obviously I was my mom having me.


00:29:09.880 --> 00:29:11.430
Try not to talk too much now. All of a


00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:13.390
sudden, it's like a flood.


00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:14.590
So,


00:29:14.600 --> 00:29:16.550
at the first 3 seconds, even the improv


00:29:16.560 --> 00:29:18.830
teacher didn't know what I was doing.


00:29:18.840 --> 00:29:20.550
So, then they because they've never seen


00:29:20.560 --> 00:29:22.030
that before.


00:29:22.040 --> 00:29:24.070
So, not only that class, but other


00:29:24.080 --> 00:29:26.470
classes. So, you take a a range, you


00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:28.670
take voice classes, accent classes,


00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:30.470
which by the way are very very very


00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:31.790
hard.


00:29:31.800 --> 00:29:33.750
And that's why a lot of the most of the


00:29:33.760 --> 00:29:36.390
Mexican actors, after decades of acting


00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:39.030
professionally, cannot get rid of their


00:29:39.040 --> 00:29:41.230
Hispanic accent. But, you notice the


00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:44.310
British actors are phenomenal.


00:29:44.320 --> 00:29:46.390
They all you can't tell until they have


00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:48.510
an interview on like 20/20 or you can't


00:29:48.520 --> 00:29:51.070
tell, oh [ __ ] he's from he's British


00:29:51.080 --> 00:29:53.030
accent. I didn't know that. They're that


00:29:53.040 --> 00:29:55.190
good. So, they are phenomenal. That's


00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:56.630
why they use a lot of the British


00:29:56.640 --> 00:29:59.110
actors, because they're trained highly


00:29:59.120 --> 00:30:00.750
trained in their British academy where


00:30:00.760 --> 00:30:01.790
they go.


00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:03.710
And so, I took ballet.


00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:05.830
And the reason I bring it up is my wife


00:30:05.840 --> 00:30:07.550
would make fun of me.


00:30:07.560 --> 00:30:09.510
And it was I've never had You like this


00:30:09.520 --> 00:30:10.790
story, right?


00:30:10.800 --> 00:30:13.310
It's just me and you right now.


00:30:13.320 --> 00:30:14.510
I can't hear you. I have ringing in the


00:30:14.520 --> 00:30:16.790
ears. Speak


00:30:16.800 --> 00:30:17.630
Tom


00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:18.830
Spider-Man.


00:30:18.840 --> 00:30:20.390
Well, you think I'm that old? The kids


00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:23.430
call me a dinosaur, you believe it?


00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:26.070
They all did ballet. Because whatever uh


00:30:26.080 --> 00:30:28.550
acting academy you went to in Britain,


00:30:28.560 --> 00:30:30.510
it's the same exact curriculum that they


00:30:30.520 --> 00:30:32.150
have here.


00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:33.550
So, just a different school. So, this is


00:30:33.560 --> 00:30:35.310
the top school here. Kirk Douglas went


00:30:35.320 --> 00:30:38.390
to my school. Don Rickles, Adrien Brody.


00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:40.830
They all succeeded except me. In fact,


00:30:40.840 --> 00:30:43.270
the people that I went to school with


00:30:43.280 --> 00:30:45.470
got out of school and started doing


00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:48.350
commercials, NexGard, all kinds of


00:30:48.360 --> 00:30:50.350
commercial. Do you know NexGard, the the


00:30:50.360 --> 00:30:51.710
dog flea thing?


00:30:51.720 --> 00:30:53.710
They started doing commercials and all


00:30:53.720 --> 00:30:57.710
that and acting and even um


00:30:57.720 --> 00:30:59.670
Yeah, man, just not me. What the [ __ ]


00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:01.430
I'm cursed. But my wife is happier that


00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:03.550
I have not made it because she's That's


00:31:03.560 --> 00:31:04.550
right. Now you're looking up because


00:31:04.560 --> 00:31:06.550
she's afraid that if I'm going to make


00:31:06.560 --> 00:31:07.510
it,


00:31:07.520 --> 00:31:09.350
I'm going to leave her. But that's not


00:31:09.360 --> 00:31:11.550
going to happen. So, she doesn't have to


00:31:11.560 --> 00:31:13.270
worry about that. Like last night she


00:31:13.280 --> 00:31:14.590
thought I'm going to have two shows


00:31:14.600 --> 00:31:16.470
today, two live streams, with two


00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:18.630
amazing girls, and all of a sudden the


00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:19.630
live stream is going to get us


00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:22.030
monetized, and then, you know, she's


00:31:22.040 --> 00:31:23.590
going to have to start cleaning in order


00:31:23.600 --> 00:31:26.070
to like keep me home because I That's my


00:31:26.080 --> 00:31:27.670
number one complaint.


00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:29.230
There's not enough cleaning. Oh, [ __ ]


00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:30.510
Now she's going to come home and and


00:31:30.520 --> 00:31:34.270
[ __ ] because she's watching right now.


00:31:34.280 --> 00:31:35.550
Healthcare? What? You want to give the


00:31:35.560 --> 00:31:37.110
address of her work right now? So,


00:31:37.120 --> 00:31:38.870
someone can go shoot her? It's not a bad


00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:43.150
idea.


00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:45.070
She works in healthcare. She's not a


00:31:45.080 --> 00:31:46.510
doctor. If I was a doctor, I wouldn't do


00:31:46.520 --> 00:31:48.710
this [ __ ] Be like, "The [ __ ]


00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:50.990
What's the reservation? 8:00. Yes, I'm


00:31:51.000 --> 00:31:53.870
with Dr.


00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:56.030
Good. I'm not going to tell you either.


00:31:56.040 --> 00:31:58.030
Geez. Going to if I don't pay you right


00:31:58.040 --> 00:31:59.550
away, you're going to go to her. You're


00:31:59.560 --> 00:32:02.230
going to just Tony didn't pay me today.


00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:03.630
By the way, I take care I take care of


00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:05.790
you guys. So,


00:32:05.800 --> 00:32:08.230
the silent film, we were in the park and


00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:09.710
we were filming and there's a beautiful


00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:11.510
bench. And I didn't tell you this part.


00:32:11.520 --> 00:32:13.630
I texted you some of it this morning.


00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.430
But all the landscapers were there that


00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:19.390
morning. It was like 95 and it was


00:32:19.400 --> 00:32:21.630
really hot. And you know, I'm method


00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:23.470
acting like Marlon Brando. You probably


00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:25.390
don't know him either.


00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:27.670
Marlon Brando? One of the greatest


00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:29.910
actors in the history of the world.


00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:31.390
YouTube it later.


00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:33.950
So, method acting is a big thing. So, I


00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:36.310
got into the role. So, I'm wearing three


00:32:36.320 --> 00:32:39.150
sweaters, three winter sweaters,


00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:41.670
a shirt underneath and a tank top. And


00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:44.430
it's about 95, 97.


00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:46.030
I thought it was really hot, but it got


00:32:46.040 --> 00:32:48.190
hotter as the days kept going. Now, it's


00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:50.230
been really crazy hot. Everything okay


00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:51.470
with the cameras?


00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:53.630
I look good?


00:32:53.640 --> 00:32:54.910
If my wife leaves me, I'll be able to


00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:56.670
find someone?


00:32:56.680 --> 00:32:58.070
I hope I don't have to go to Canada for


00:32:58.080 --> 00:32:59.590
that [ __ ]


00:32:59.600 --> 00:33:01.190
Someone local.


00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:04.390
Okay. So, I'm hot. So, by the end of the


00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:06.510
fourth or fifth scene, I'm nauseous and


00:33:06.520 --> 00:33:08.350
I'm drinking like a big gulp and I'm


00:33:08.360 --> 00:33:10.550
still like thirsty.


00:33:10.560 --> 00:33:11.870
So, we couldn't finish the last two,


00:33:11.880 --> 00:33:14.230
three scenes and I still wanted to and


00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:17.230
we have an actor that I hired in North


00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:18.470
Hollywood.


00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:19.790
So, we were going to go finish up the


00:33:19.800 --> 00:33:21.790
film because I only had Tommy on that


00:33:21.800 --> 00:33:23.310
day. I knew he was going to go on his


00:33:23.320 --> 00:33:25.150
trip on the project.


00:33:25.160 --> 00:33:26.590
So, I'm like, let's finish up. Let's go


00:33:26.600 --> 00:33:28.350
home and take a break and you are going


00:33:28.360 --> 00:33:29.830
to edit. I'm going to take a break and


00:33:29.840 --> 00:33:31.270
we're going to go out. I just couldn't


00:33:31.280 --> 00:33:32.910
go out. There's nobody here. Don't


00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:35.350
worry. The dog is The dogs are in the


00:33:35.360 --> 00:33:37.030
living They're locked up in the living


00:33:37.040 --> 00:33:39.070
room.


00:33:39.080 --> 00:33:41.710
Okay. So, we're filming and the


00:33:41.720 --> 00:33:44.870
landscapers every house that morning had


00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:47.190
landscape going. Every house. There's


00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:49.350
down the hill, up the hill, all around


00:33:49.360 --> 00:33:51.550
and there was a landscape truck next to


00:33:51.560 --> 00:33:53.510
the park where we parked.


00:33:53.520 --> 00:33:56.030
So, I thought the guy in the park was a


00:33:56.040 --> 00:33:58.190
landscaper taking a break. No, he was a


00:33:58.200 --> 00:33:59.550
homeless guy.


00:33:59.560 --> 00:34:01.310
Cuz those landscapers are in the house


00:34:01.320 --> 00:34:03.710
next to the park and they were working


00:34:03.720 --> 00:34:04.910
there. They just parked next to the


00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:05.790
park.


00:34:05.800 --> 00:34:07.430
So, I was wrong. That was a homeless guy


00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:08.830
just in the park.


00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:10.510
So, we're on this bench and we hear all


00:34:10.520 --> 00:34:12.590
the landscapers, but I'm like, you know,


00:34:12.600 --> 00:34:13.510
I'm


00:34:13.520 --> 00:34:16.030
in my in my role. I'm I'm getting ready.


00:34:16.040 --> 00:34:18.590
I'm hot, but I'm just so psyched up,


00:34:18.600 --> 00:34:19.790
amped up.


00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:22.110
And Tommy's ready. We're about to film


00:34:22.120 --> 00:34:24.310
and I tell Tommy,


00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:25.510
I'm going to go do a scene with that


00:34:25.520 --> 00:34:27.389
homeless guy.


00:34:27.399 --> 00:34:29.909
And he was stunned. So, Tommy is like he


00:34:29.919 --> 00:34:31.830
was taken aback. And this is not a joke


00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:33.990
or anything. He's like, "Cuz you guys


00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:36.230
are very, very timid. So, I noticed when


00:34:36.240 --> 00:34:37.950
I go to Starbucks with you, you don't


00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:39.230
like when I


00:34:39.240 --> 00:34:41.310
um too, you know, gregarious with


00:34:41.320 --> 00:34:43.470
people. And when I went to Chick-fil-A


00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:45.710
for lunch with Tommy, I was flirting


00:34:45.720 --> 00:34:47.669
with everyone and talking and the


00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:49.270
manager's like, 'I know you. I know you.


00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:50.550
I've watched your show.'" Which I get a


00:34:50.560 --> 00:34:52.950
lot. By the way, wherever I go, people


00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:55.389
recite lines. They recite the punchlines


00:34:55.399 --> 00:34:58.270
from the shorts back to me.


00:34:58.280 --> 00:35:00.030
I told you about this. You have to pay


00:35:00.040 --> 00:35:01.750
attention more when I talk. Just write


00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:05.070
this [ __ ] down.


00:35:05.080 --> 00:35:06.990
Let me just write it down for you and


00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:08.590
not talk to you at all. I'll just write


00:35:08.600 --> 00:35:10.190
[ __ ] down for you. But I'm worried cuz I


00:35:10.200 --> 00:35:11.830
text you [ __ ] at the end of the day, you


00:35:11.840 --> 00:35:13.950
ask me. I'm like, "Bobby, I texted you


00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:16.990
that twice." What?


00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:18.990
Oh, no. Don't Just be straight. I like


00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:20.950
it more when you're straight.


00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:23.190
You be the straight my straight man,


00:35:23.200 --> 00:35:24.510
so to speak.


00:35:24.520 --> 00:35:25.550
Um


00:35:25.560 --> 00:35:27.310
What were we talking about? Okay, so I


00:35:27.320 --> 00:35:28.830
said, "Tommy,


00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:30.110
I'm going to go and do a scene with him


00:35:30.120 --> 00:35:31.470
right now." Just out of the blue,


00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:33.350
impromptu. He's because I noticed he's


00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:34.150
just


00:35:34.160 --> 00:35:35.830
he's just obviously at this point I know


00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:37.270
he's a homeless guy. I'm going to go do


00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:38.870
a scene with him. He was really taken


00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:40.270
aback. Really? Cuz when I was at


00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:42.350
Chick-fil-A, he didn't like when I was


00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:44.630
like talking and people are like talking


00:35:44.640 --> 00:35:46.430
back to me. They're enjoying. Everyone's


00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:48.910
laughing. And they like even upgraded my


00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:50.630
drink for free.


00:35:50.640 --> 00:35:51.790
And


00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:53.230
but you guys after 2 and 1/2 months,


00:35:53.240 --> 00:35:55.350
you're not used to the way I am?


00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:56.950
You're not used to it?


00:35:56.960 --> 00:35:58.510
But you're better than before. You guys


00:35:58.520 --> 00:36:01.310
were so timid before 2 and 1/2 months


00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:04.150
ago. I brought you closer to normal. I


00:36:04.160 --> 00:36:05.270
brought you to the point where you're


00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:07.350
laughing.


00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:09.150
Like laughing more. That's what I mean


00:36:09.160 --> 00:36:10.910
by normal. Because before you were


00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:13.430
really not laughing at all. You were


00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:15.510
worried about me and you didn't know


00:36:15.520 --> 00:36:18.910
what you would would expect. So, by by


00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:21.630
normal, not I mean like laughing more,


00:36:21.640 --> 00:36:25.070
being like more friendly in in that way,


00:36:25.080 --> 00:36:27.670
you know. That normal.


00:36:27.680 --> 00:36:30.350
Um anyway, so


00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:31.390
I'm like, I'm going to go do a scene


00:36:31.400 --> 00:36:32.790
with him.


00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:34.150
He was really taken aback. He took a


00:36:34.160 --> 00:36:35.990
step back. He's like, "Really?" I'm


00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:37.430
like, "Yeah." I'm like, "Go ahead,


00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:38.390
Tommy.


00:36:38.400 --> 00:36:40.310
Uh get the camera ready."


00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:41.590
You know, so he does his thing. I'm


00:36:41.600 --> 00:36:42.590
like, "You can go right there. You can


00:36:42.600 --> 00:36:44.070
zoom in from where you are." He's like,


00:36:44.080 --> 00:36:46.390
"Yes, I can." Okay, so he sets up where


00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:48.230
he is. I go over to the guy and have my


00:36:48.240 --> 00:36:50.390
scene that you see in the teaser.


00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:52.310
And there was more of it. There was


00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:53.950
actually more of it.


00:36:53.960 --> 00:36:56.070
But uh Tommy said that the the camera


00:36:56.080 --> 00:36:58.470
was shaking and it was really and I saw


00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:00.950
it. It was like really in the the first


00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:02.950
35 seconds. I'm like, "Okay, just cut


00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:05.190
that."


00:37:05.200 --> 00:37:07.110
I don't know what it was. But I I don't


00:37:07.120 --> 00:37:09.110
know what he expected. He should know it


00:37:09.120 --> 00:37:11.550
all goes well with me cuz I'm first of


00:37:11.560 --> 00:37:13.350
all a whisperer, homeless whisperer.


00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:15.270
I've done that my whole life. And I'm


00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:16.990
just good with people.


00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:19.590
So you guys at this point you know that.


00:37:19.600 --> 00:37:20.910
So


00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:22.270
I said just cut all of that and he did a


00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:24.790
great job editing. And then I think the


00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:26.150
last second where Did you see the


00:37:26.160 --> 00:37:27.550
homeless guy at the end? He didn't want


00:37:27.560 --> 00:37:29.110
me to kiss him.


00:37:29.120 --> 00:37:32.750
He didn't want it.


00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:34.350
Weren't you watching? How many times did


00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:35.070
you watch it?


00:37:35.080 --> 00:37:36.790
>> I watched it a couple of times.


00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:38.790
>> Couple of times? Most


00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:40.630
I don't want to say normal. You objected


00:37:40.640 --> 00:37:41.950
to that earlier.


00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:43.750
But most people watch it like 10 times


00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:45.390
just for the music.


00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:46.750
But by the way, don't minimize my


00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:48.390
acting. It wasn't the music that made


00:37:48.400 --> 00:37:49.230
it.


00:37:49.240 --> 00:37:50.790
You can put that music You can wash


00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:52.430
dishes and put that music on. No one's


00:37:52.440 --> 00:37:54.030
going to watch that [ __ ] It was the


00:37:54.040 --> 00:37:54.990
acting.


00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:57.270
So at first you see he pulls away. He


00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:58.870
doesn't want to be kissed. And then I


00:37:58.880 --> 00:38:01.150
say one word to him. Did you watch it? I


00:38:01.160 --> 00:38:03.150
say one word and he allows me puts his


00:38:03.160 --> 00:38:05.430
cheek up he lets me kiss him.


00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:06.670
I know you're wondering what I said to


00:38:06.680 --> 00:38:08.110
him.


00:38:08.120 --> 00:38:10.510
Of course you're wondering.


00:38:10.520 --> 00:38:14.630
You want to tell you now?


00:38:14.640 --> 00:38:16.110
I said beso.


00:38:16.120 --> 00:38:16.790
>> What?


00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:18.230
>> Beso. What the [ __ ] You don't speak


00:38:18.240 --> 00:38:20.790
Spanish? Ask Tommy.


00:38:20.800 --> 00:38:22.710
Tommy says he doesn't speak Spanish. But


00:38:22.720 --> 00:38:24.750
I saw him. My dog was he was working in


00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:28.150
the It was so hot in the studio.


00:38:28.160 --> 00:38:29.670
Dude, listen.


00:38:29.680 --> 00:38:31.150
So, he was I said, "You know what? It's


00:38:31.160 --> 00:38:32.430
too hot in the studio. We didn't have


00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:34.110
the blinds, and we had the air all the


00:38:34.120 --> 00:38:36.270
way up." I said, "Come in my house,


00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:37.590
sit on the in the kitchen on the


00:38:37.600 --> 00:38:39.110
island." And he's sitting there, and the


00:38:39.120 --> 00:38:40.630
dog came around him. I'm like, "You want


00:38:40.640 --> 00:38:41.830
me to kick the dog out?" He's like, "No,


00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:43.070
it's fine."


00:38:43.080 --> 00:38:44.510
So, he didn't think I was listening, but


00:38:44.520 --> 00:38:46.390
Tommy turns around, and he tells the


00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:49.230
dog, "Siéntate."


00:38:49.240 --> 00:38:51.550
Siéntate means sit.


00:38:51.560 --> 00:38:53.110
You don't know any other stuff, right?


00:38:53.120 --> 00:38:54.390
>> No, he doesn't speak Spanish.


00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:56.310
>> He said, "Siéntate." I'm not lying to


00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:57.590
you.


00:38:57.600 --> 00:39:00.150
I'm like, "Oh, fuck."


00:39:00.160 --> 00:39:01.390
So, listen.


00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:03.910
So, I'm I I'm jealous of people who live


00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:05.870
in Tijuana because they go work in San


00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:07.670
Diego, and then they go back. They don't


00:39:07.680 --> 00:39:08.990
have to pay the bills. They don't have


00:39:09.000 --> 00:39:10.710
tension because they go back and live on


00:39:10.720 --> 00:39:12.230
the beach in Tijuana, wherever in


00:39:12.240 --> 00:39:14.870
Tijuana. Low cost of living. People are


00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:16.670
friendly. It's wonderful. And then they


00:39:16.680 --> 00:39:18.670
go work in San Diego for a higher wage


00:39:18.680 --> 00:39:20.150
and take that back to their family in


00:39:20.160 --> 00:39:22.390
Tijuana. So, I'm so jealous of people


00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:24.470
who do that. And for years, people do


00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:25.990
that. They live in TJ and work in San


00:39:26.000 --> 00:39:27.790
Diego. I'm not sure if you as a white


00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:29.510
person if you knew that.


00:39:29.520 --> 00:39:31.510
Of course, you didn't.


00:39:31.520 --> 00:39:34.830
So, Tommy tells me we're talking, you


00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:37.190
know, first time we um


00:39:37.200 --> 00:39:39.230
had lunch, and he tells me that So, I


00:39:39.240 --> 00:39:41.590
talk about how I don't think my kids'


00:39:41.600 --> 00:39:43.550
grandfather is a good grandfather cuz he


00:39:43.560 --> 00:39:45.870
has not spent enough time with them, and


00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:47.230
they actually told me they're they're


00:39:47.240 --> 00:39:48.590
okay with him. They love him. They're


00:39:48.600 --> 00:39:49.830
fine. I'm like, "Okay, as long as you


00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:52.030
think so, but I would be a grandfather


00:39:52.040 --> 00:39:54.870
the way I'm a father. I would be very uh


00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:57.070
hands-on. I would always I'd be like the


00:39:57.080 --> 00:39:58.470
grandfathers who always pick the kids


00:39:58.480 --> 00:40:00.630
out the grandkids up every day. I would


00:40:00.640 --> 00:40:01.790
be like that.


00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:04.310
So, he I ask about his grandfather, and


00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:07.430
he said, "Oh, his grandfather um


00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:09.910
lived in TJ." I'm like, "There you go."


00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:13.990
So, he has He has It's obviously


00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:16.070
he uh he has some people in his family


00:40:16.080 --> 00:40:18.230
speaking Spanish, and he it up because


00:40:18.240 --> 00:40:19.990
when you're a kid and people speak


00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:22.070
Spanish around you, you absorb whatever


00:40:22.080 --> 00:40:24.030
language it is, Mandarin or whatever.


00:40:24.040 --> 00:40:25.790
You see the little Chinese the kids pick


00:40:25.800 --> 00:40:27.590
up Chinese when they're little.


00:40:27.600 --> 00:40:29.190
Chinese kids. Yeah, because when you're


00:40:29.200 --> 00:40:30.750
a kid, you absorb that and you pick up


00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:33.310
the language. So, I think he he know he


00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:35.870
says he did it to my dog. Anyway,


00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:37.830
where were we? So, I filmed it with the


00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:39.350
homeless guy,


00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:41.630
and I think if I only can do one thing


00:40:41.640 --> 00:40:43.950
differently about the teaser,


00:40:43.960 --> 00:40:47.430
I think he cut it maybe 1 second too


00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:49.550
short at the end. Because do you see the


00:40:49.560 --> 00:40:51.630
guy after I kiss him on the cheek? He


00:40:51.640 --> 00:40:53.270
kind of like chuckles. He gets a kick


00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:55.270
out of it. You saw that?


00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:57.110
Okay, so I think it dissolved like a


00:40:57.120 --> 00:40:59.230
second too quickly. I don't know if a


00:40:59.240 --> 00:41:01.430
lot of people picked up that he smiled.


00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:02.510
What do you think?


00:41:02.520 --> 00:41:05.190
>> Uh I think it was too short.


00:41:05.200 --> 00:41:07.030
>> Too short as far as 1 or 2 seconds too


00:41:07.040 --> 00:41:07.670
short?


00:41:07.680 --> 00:41:08.270
>> Yeah.


00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:10.550
>> Of course, you can't get enough of me.


00:41:10.560 --> 00:41:11.870
I understand that.


00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:14.350
But uh yeah, like maybe 1 second too


00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:16.110
short, but you do that too sometimes.


00:41:16.120 --> 00:41:18.910
Sometimes you cut something too short or


00:41:18.920 --> 00:41:20.550
but you're you guys are getting the hang


00:41:20.560 --> 00:41:22.190
of it. But when you're when he was


00:41:22.200 --> 00:41:24.670
filming, I know he was thinking, "I've


00:41:24.680 --> 00:41:28.990
never filmed such a masterful actor."


00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:31.110
And this is once in


00:41:31.120 --> 00:41:33.070
No, you don't have to laugh now.


00:41:33.080 --> 00:41:35.750
And so, after I kissed the guy and the


00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:38.750
scene was over, like 30 seconds later, I


00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:41.030
turn around and I walk toward Tommy.


00:41:41.040 --> 00:41:42.630
Tommy's still laughing.


00:41:42.640 --> 00:41:45.030
He's enjoying the [ __ ] out of it. Yeah,


00:41:45.040 --> 00:41:47.190
he was getting a kick cuz I didn't tell


00:41:47.200 --> 00:41:49.350
him what the scene was going to be or I


00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:50.390
just told him I'm going to go over and


00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:51.870
do a scene with him.


00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:54.070
And I knew so


00:41:54.080 --> 00:41:56.030
a lot of the footage from my previous


00:41:56.040 --> 00:41:58.390
partners, we don't have for whatever


00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:00.950
reason, but that's okay.


00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:02.950
Oh, [ __ ] Why didn't you tell me? That's


00:42:02.960 --> 00:42:05.030
good news.


00:42:05.040 --> 00:42:06.950
You forgot to tell me? So, I'm sure if


00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:08.270
we get a check in the mail, you're going


00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.590
to forget to tell me, "Oh, Tony, we got


00:42:10.600 --> 00:42:11.750
a


00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:13.790
we got a check in the mail. Sorry. This


00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:15.510
is why I didn't come in to work. [ __ ]


00:42:15.520 --> 00:42:16.230
you, Tony.


00:42:16.240 --> 00:42:18.630
>> How do I get a check in the mail?


00:42:18.640 --> 00:42:20.870
>> Okay, so we got the hobo footage from 6


00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:21.550
months ago.


00:42:21.560 --> 00:42:22.390
>> I think so.


00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:23.470
>> Did you see the one where I'm hugging


00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:24.790
the homeless guy?


00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:25.990
>> I'll show it to you. I'll show it to you


00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:26.310
later.


00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:27.150
>> Did you watch it?


00:42:27.160 --> 00:42:27.910
>> I didn't.


00:42:27.920 --> 00:42:29.510
I was doing data management that day, so


00:42:29.520 --> 00:42:30.350
I didn't watch it.


00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:32.110
>> I know you like working at home cuz I'm


00:42:32.120 --> 00:42:34.190
not there to bother you. You're not


00:42:34.200 --> 00:42:37.030
supervised. I'm not in your hair. You


00:42:37.040 --> 00:42:39.350
could do what you want. You can, you


00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:40.870
know, bring out the Barbie dolls or I


00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:41.830
don't know what you do at home.


00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:43.190
>> I'll watch it after the show.


00:42:43.200 --> 00:42:45.550
>> Okay, so there's one scene where the


00:42:45.560 --> 00:42:46.750
homeless guy was


00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:48.510
>> Barbie dolls.


00:42:48.520 --> 00:42:50.870
>> It's just a joke. Don't like Barbie? I


00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:52.830
even had that I told the same joke about


00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:56.030
Joe Rogan. So, you're in good company.


00:42:56.040 --> 00:42:57.470
So, um


00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:00.110
Yeah, I said Joe Rogan. I was I was mad


00:43:00.120 --> 00:43:01.910
because something had happened and I


00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:03.750
said, "Oh, you're too busy to come watch


00:43:03.760 --> 00:43:05.390
me. What, you're at home playing with


00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:07.430
the Hello Kitty?" Oh, that's why I said


00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:09.190
Hello Kitty. I know they're cute, Joe.


00:43:09.200 --> 00:43:11.510
That was not Barbie. Hello Kitty. So,


00:43:11.520 --> 00:43:14.110
this homeless guy was sleeping uh for


00:43:14.120 --> 00:43:15.510
the scene, he was sleeping on the


00:43:15.520 --> 00:43:17.910
sidewalk. All night he was sleeping


00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:20.510
there. He just got up in the morning.


00:43:20.520 --> 00:43:23.710
And I handed him a dollar and at the at


00:43:23.720 --> 00:43:25.470
the time I my business partner, the guy


00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:27.350
who was filming, the African guy 6 7


00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:29.430
months ago, he was filming with the big


00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:32.110
lens across the street. Literally across


00:43:32.120 --> 00:43:35.030
Topanga Canyon, 500 ft away.


00:43:35.040 --> 00:43:36.510
So, I handed the homeless guy who just


00:43:36.520 --> 00:43:39.670
woke up a dollar.


00:43:39.680 --> 00:43:41.590
And the homeless guy said to me,


00:43:41.600 --> 00:43:44.830
"No. You need this more than me."


00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:46.470
And I insisted on


00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:48.830
Yeah, cuz I look really homeless when I


00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:51.910
do my getup. I'm really in it.


00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:53.750
I'm like, "No, I insisted." He refused


00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:55.510
to take it and then he even said, "No,


00:43:55.520 --> 00:43:57.830
brother, it's for you." And he hugged


00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:01.110
me. And tell me you have that footage.


00:44:01.120 --> 00:44:02.630
>> I haven't watched it. I just saw


00:44:02.640 --> 00:44:03.630
something like that.


00:44:03.640 --> 00:44:05.590
>> Okay, so you found it. I know these


00:44:05.600 --> 00:44:07.270
[ __ ] didn't delete my [ __ ]


00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:09.270
They were scared of me.




00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:11.550
>> I'll show it to you a little later


00:44:11.560 --> 00:44:13.350
today. But I just got my hands up.


00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:15.110
We are getting the camera's getting a


00:44:15.120 --> 00:44:17.390
little warm. So, if you want to


00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:18.670
start


00:44:18.680 --> 00:44:20.270
maybe wrapping it up for the day.


00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:21.710
>> What the [ __ ] It's a live stream. These


00:44:21.720 --> 00:44:23.630
people want me to go all day.


00:44:23.640 --> 00:44:25.150
They have it playing in the background


00:44:25.160 --> 00:44:26.830
while they're working. They have their


00:44:26.840 --> 00:44:28.390
miserable little whatever job they're


00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:30.590
doing and they're listening to me and


00:44:30.600 --> 00:44:32.270
laughing and hopefully So, which one is


00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:33.870
getting warm?


00:44:33.880 --> 00:44:35.430
That one? Okay. So, why don't we do


00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:37.470
this? Why don't we the warm one when


00:44:37.480 --> 00:44:39.430
it's really warm and you see the bar, we


00:44:39.440 --> 00:44:41.070
can put it to side or put it under the


00:44:41.080 --> 00:44:43.030
air or put it next to the fan and just


00:44:43.040 --> 00:44:44.030
switch to this one.


00:44:44.040 --> 00:44:44.590
>> Okay.


00:44:44.600 --> 00:44:46.510
>> Yeah? Good? Okay, so that will go


00:44:46.520 --> 00:44:48.190
longer. So, when you see it's getting


00:44:48.200 --> 00:44:50.510
dangerously close, you see the bars,


00:44:50.520 --> 00:44:52.710
immediately shut it down, go to this one


00:44:52.720 --> 00:44:54.350
and put this This is your job. Why am I


00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:55.510
telling you how to do your job? You


00:44:55.520 --> 00:44:56.910
should know You went to film school. I


00:44:56.920 --> 00:44:58.350
dropped out of junior college. Why am I


00:44:58.360 --> 00:44:58.990
telling you?


00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:01.190
>> You're kind of directing the show.


00:45:01.200 --> 00:45:03.070
>> But don't let me boss you around. Am I a


00:45:03.080 --> 00:45:03.870
bully?


00:45:03.880 --> 00:45:05.510
>> No, but you're kind of directing the


00:45:05.520 --> 00:45:06.510
show. Like this is your job.


00:45:06.520 --> 00:45:08.310
>> I do that. I did that with Tommy in the


00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:11.510
park. And I think it's because my wife


00:45:11.520 --> 00:45:13.990
bullies me. She tells me what to do. So,


00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:15.310
when she's not around, you see I do it


00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:16.870
to other people.


00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:18.190
Yeah, you see that's what happens to a


00:45:18.200 --> 00:45:20.270
victim. When you're a victim,


00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:22.110
you know, the whatever the way you get


00:45:22.120 --> 00:45:24.910
victimized, you do to to other people.


00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:26.470
Never mind.


00:45:26.480 --> 00:45:28.110
So, uh what are we talking about? We did


00:45:28.120 --> 00:45:30.070
the film's coming out September 4th.


00:45:30.080 --> 00:45:32.270
That is the saddest film silent film in


00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:33.870
a hundred over a hundred years. It's


00:45:33.880 --> 00:45:36.150
called The Master. The end of the silent


00:45:36.160 --> 00:45:37.790
film, you find out who the true master


00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:39.710
is. And it's not me, even though it's


00:45:39.720 --> 00:45:41.350
debatable if it could be me cuz


00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:43.390
obviously mime acting all that [ __ ]


00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:44.950
Yes, obviously.


00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:45.990
So,


00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:47.470
I wanted to get to a point where our


00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:50.470
numbers are so phenomenal, we will not


00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:52.030
be denied.


00:45:52.040 --> 00:45:54.390
People will come to us


00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:56.190
begging us to work with them. That's


00:45:56.200 --> 00:45:58.550
what's going to happen. Mark my word.


00:45:58.560 --> 00:46:00.430
So, until that happens, we just have to


00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:02.070
grind. You know what grinding means?


00:46:02.080 --> 00:46:04.350
It's not a sexual term. So,


00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:05.390
even though you might have thought it


00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:07.310
might be. No, it's not. So, in poker,


00:46:07.320 --> 00:46:09.950
grinding is you put in the work until


00:46:09.960 --> 00:46:12.270
you make that money. It's grinding. So,


00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:14.390
it's literally grinding your You know,


00:46:14.400 --> 00:46:16.070
it's really hard to do. You have to be


00:46:16.080 --> 00:46:18.550
patient, and you have to grind. That


00:46:18.560 --> 00:46:19.390
camera's good?


00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:20.070
>> Yeah.


00:46:20.080 --> 00:46:21.390
>> Okay. Just let me know if you want to


00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:22.870
shut this one off,


00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:24.990
and we can go to this one.


00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:26.270
So, everyone's watching, I hope they're


00:46:26.280 --> 00:46:28.630
enjoying themselves. I know I'm not. I


00:46:28.640 --> 00:46:30.070
mean, I am.


00:46:30.080 --> 00:46:31.910
So, yeah, this dolly Parton, she passed


00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:33.750
away.


00:46:33.760 --> 00:46:34.590
Say again?


00:46:34.600 --> 00:46:36.310
>> It's only a little


00:46:36.320 --> 00:46:38.830
Oh, we have two watching.


00:46:38.840 --> 00:46:42.470
>> What the [ __ ] Only two? Hi, Mom. No,


00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:44.630
she doesn't even know I'm alive.


00:46:44.640 --> 00:46:45.750
How do you know? You know how many


00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:47.430
people Do they know how many people are


00:46:47.440 --> 00:46:49.550
watching?


00:46:49.560 --> 00:46:51.350
Yeah, cuz if they know how many people


00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:52.950
are watching,


00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:54.070
they'll be like, "What? There's only two


00:46:54.080 --> 00:46:55.190
people." They'll shut it off. They're


00:46:55.200 --> 00:46:57.430
thinking it's [ __ ] It's not good.


00:46:57.440 --> 00:46:58.790
Cuz if you see like 2 million people


00:46:58.800 --> 00:46:59.990
watching, "Oh, [ __ ] I got to watch


00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:01.030
that."


00:47:01.040 --> 00:47:02.230
But if it's two people, like, "What the


00:47:02.240 --> 00:47:03.670
[ __ ] This is [ __ ] I'm not going to be


00:47:03.680 --> 00:47:05.030
like number three." And they shut it


00:47:05.040 --> 00:47:06.390
off.


00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:08.190
Because people want a frenzy. That's why


00:47:08.200 --> 00:47:09.670
I went to Jurassic Park, because


00:47:09.680 --> 00:47:11.630
everyone was going to that movie.


00:47:11.640 --> 00:47:13.350
That's before you were born.


00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:15.030
Can they see how many people?


00:47:15.040 --> 00:47:15.630
>> I think so.


00:47:15.640 --> 00:47:17.630
>> Shut that off, so they can't see it.


00:47:17.640 --> 00:47:18.990
>> You can't shut it off. It's a feature,


00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:19.510
too.


00:47:19.520 --> 00:47:20.790
>> It's a feature. Well, they know there's


00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:23.190
only two people. I must [ __ ] suck.


00:47:23.200 --> 00:47:24.910
Let's just do silent films, man. I don't


00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:26.950
have to talk. It's so much easier.


00:47:26.960 --> 00:47:30.150
People like that [ __ ]


00:47:30.160 --> 00:47:31.470
What the [ __ ] I told like 10 million


00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:33.750
people about this [ __ ] live stream.


00:47:33.760 --> 00:47:35.750
So, it's the girl who was supposed to


00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:37.830
show up today. She's watching. You know


00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:39.230
she's watching.


00:47:39.240 --> 00:47:41.950
And then [ __ ] my wife is watching.


00:47:41.960 --> 00:47:43.750
It's can't be two. I've got like at


00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:45.590
least two friends out there watching.


00:47:45.600 --> 00:47:46.710
That's four.


00:47:46.720 --> 00:47:48.110
>> I think so. Maybe the numbers aren't


00:47:48.120 --> 00:47:48.830
accurate.


00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:50.630
>> It's not act [ __ ] YouTube. So,


00:47:50.640 --> 00:47:52.110
they're [ __ ] with our live stream


00:47:52.120 --> 00:47:54.230
numbers, too?


00:47:54.240 --> 00:47:56.350
What the [ __ ] Because I know I happen


00:47:56.360 --> 00:47:58.230
to have three friends. I know it's hard


00:47:58.240 --> 00:47:59.910
to believe and those three friends and


00:47:59.920 --> 00:48:02.390
my wife is four. The girl who flaked


00:48:02.400 --> 00:48:05.750
today, that's five.


00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:07.190
Wait a second, you didn't tell anyone


00:48:07.200 --> 00:48:09.110
about this live stream?


00:48:09.120 --> 00:48:10.510
Bobby?


00:48:10.520 --> 00:48:15.630
You didn't leave your device on at home?


00:48:15.640 --> 00:48:17.950
I always [ __ ] This is not synergy.


00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:20.070
You have to always, you know,


00:48:20.080 --> 00:48:21.830
remember that you're part of the team.


00:48:21.840 --> 00:48:25.870
You got to like the post.


00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:28.190
What do you mean? Just have it on when


00:48:28.200 --> 00:48:30.790
you're working. This is so horrible.


00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:32.350
This is why I want to quit every single


00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:34.390
day. I don't quit because I just like


00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:40.510
hanging out with you.


00:48:40.520 --> 00:48:46.030
Believed it.


00:48:46.040 --> 00:48:48.430
Well, at least my dog loves me. My kids


00:48:48.440 --> 00:48:50.790
love me. Sometimes when I buy them food


00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:52.910
and [ __ ]


00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:55.030
Two people, man. This is why I don't


00:48:55.040 --> 00:48:58.590
want to continue. This is too good.


00:48:58.600 --> 00:49:00.830
It's too good for two people watching.


00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:02.070
You know what? I don't [ __ ] believe


00:49:02.080 --> 00:49:03.390
their numbers.


00:49:03.400 --> 00:49:04.710
First of all, they don't give us any of


00:49:04.720 --> 00:49:07.910
our data.


00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:09.510
It's [ __ ]


00:49:09.520 --> 00:49:11.950
I happen to know there's three people.


00:49:11.960 --> 00:49:15.150
Sabu is watching. Sabu is watching.


00:49:15.160 --> 00:49:16.630
I have other friends. I'm not going to


00:49:16.640 --> 00:49:18.270
name them. I named Sabu because he's


00:49:18.280 --> 00:49:21.150
been on the show many times.


00:49:21.160 --> 00:49:23.630
That's three or four people that I know


00:49:23.640 --> 00:49:25.470
that are watching right now. [ __ ]


00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:27.510
YouTube. I'm sorry, but there's four


00:49:27.520 --> 00:49:29.350
[ __ ] people who are have their


00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:31.790
devices on right now who are watching.


00:49:31.800 --> 00:49:33.270
They might have the volume off. I I


00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:35.430
don't blame them. But that's four. My


00:49:35.440 --> 00:49:37.350
wife is five. The girl who flaked today


00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:39.670
is six. I'm not even counting your


00:49:39.680 --> 00:49:42.110
device on cuz I can bet it's not on.


00:49:42.120 --> 00:49:43.750
That would be seven if you actually, you


00:49:43.760 --> 00:49:45.190
know, were part of the team. How come


00:49:45.200 --> 00:49:50.430
you don't have your device on?


00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:52.830
But this is different. It's live stream.


00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:54.390
That's That would be one more person


00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:57.150
watching. In an hour In an hour is an


00:49:57.160 --> 00:49:58.750
hour.


00:49:58.760 --> 00:50:00.190
But you know what? It's too late now.


00:50:00.200 --> 00:50:02.110
We're almost done. I feel like just


00:50:02.120 --> 00:50:03.590
wrapping it up.


00:50:03.600 --> 00:50:05.190
I can't believe it.


00:50:05.200 --> 00:50:06.710
So they [ __ ] with your numbers on live


00:50:06.720 --> 00:50:07.510
stream, too?


00:50:07.520 --> 00:50:08.430
>> Maybe.


00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:10.150
I don't know. I mean, it's


00:50:10.160 --> 00:50:12.070
It's our first stream, so it might just


00:50:12.080 --> 00:50:12.670
be like


00:50:12.680 --> 00:50:14.190
>> Okay, how long have we gone?


00:50:14.200 --> 00:50:15.150
>> Like 40 minutes.


00:50:15.160 --> 00:50:17.470
>> Okay. 40 minutes times the [ __ ]


00:50:17.480 --> 00:50:19.350
too, they give Okay, that's 80 minutes


00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:22.030
of time. So once you archive, those 80


00:50:22.040 --> 00:50:24.910
minutes will add up to our time, right?


00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:26.230
Okay.


00:50:26.240 --> 00:50:27.990
Let's see if it happens.


00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:30.790
At least 80 minutes, right?


00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:33.230
And we have our fans watching, too.


00:50:33.240 --> 00:50:34.350
So [ __ ]


00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:35.950
bad.


00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:38.310
We have at least at least eight or nine


00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:40.550
fans watching, plus my wife, plus my


00:50:40.560 --> 00:50:41.750
friends.


00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:43.790
It's like 13 or 14 people.


00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:45.470
That can't be right. Are you sure you're


00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:47.630
doing it right?


00:50:47.640 --> 00:50:48.670
Maybe you should have gone to a better


00:50:48.680 --> 00:50:50.190
film school.


00:50:50.200 --> 00:50:52.270
>> I I I can't control YouTube.


00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:53.590
>> Did you apply to more than one film


00:50:53.600 --> 00:50:54.110
school?


00:50:54.120 --> 00:50:56.110
>> Dude, I cannot control YouTube.


00:50:56.120 --> 00:50:57.790
That's That's just the way it is.


00:50:57.800 --> 00:50:59.510
>> You got your degree, right?


00:50:59.520 --> 00:51:00.110
>> Yeah.


00:51:00.120 --> 00:51:01.470
>> You never showed it to me.


00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:03.710
>> I'm not going to show it to you.


00:51:03.720 --> 00:51:05.110
>> So do you really have one? You don't


00:51:05.120 --> 00:51:06.470
want to show me your degree. Now I'm


00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:08.070
suspecting that you don't have a degree.


00:51:08.080 --> 00:51:09.590
Why? Take a picture, a screenshot. What


00:51:09.600 --> 00:51:10.670
am I going to do with it? I'm just going


00:51:10.680 --> 00:51:11.830
to see if it's real.


00:51:11.840 --> 00:51:14.790
>> I can show you my degree. It's real.


00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:16.630
>> I You know I'm [ __ ] with you.


00:51:16.640 --> 00:51:19.790
Okay. So I think you did a great thing


00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:21.390
by going to this film school, cuz it's


00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:24.270
not too far from you. And But you didn't


00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:27.310
live at home when you went here.


00:51:27.320 --> 00:51:28.710
But you don't live too far away from the


00:51:28.720 --> 00:51:30.270
school.


00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:31.350
No.


00:51:31.360 --> 00:51:33.030
You want just wanted to get away?


00:51:33.040 --> 00:51:35.790
>> No, I I was working in the valley, too.


00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:37.470
Cuz I was at an office seven days a


00:51:37.480 --> 00:51:38.790
week, and the commute just became too


00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:40.470
much.


00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:41.710
>> I think we just lost one of our two


00:51:41.720 --> 00:51:42.710
people.


00:51:42.720 --> 00:51:44.630
Okay, let me do the talking.


00:51:44.640 --> 00:51:45.910
I know I'm joking.


00:51:45.920 --> 00:51:47.790
That really pisses me off.


00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:50.030
So, how come right now how come there's


00:51:50.040 --> 00:51:51.710
a delay cuz I'm looking at the the


00:51:51.720 --> 00:51:53.710
screen I look so [ __ ] good. Look at


00:51:53.720 --> 00:51:56.310
me.


00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:58.270
Look, I just flexed. I don't see I don't


00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:00.310
see myself flexing.


00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:02.550
But wait, you stopped it. So, it's not


00:52:02.560 --> 00:52:05.870
live.


00:52:05.880 --> 00:52:08.990
A third person?


00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:10.270
Oh, are they talking? Let them talk. Let


00:52:10.280 --> 00:52:19.030
them talk.


00:52:19.040 --> 00:52:22.110
Who's the person?


00:52:22.120 --> 00:52:23.870
Oh, I I think I know. It's one of my


00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:26.630
friends. So, he's busy. Okay, tell him


00:52:26.640 --> 00:52:29.950
just to have a device on.


00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:31.630
So, wait. Oh, [ __ ] People are talking


00:52:31.640 --> 00:52:33.910
to us. That's open?


00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:35.950
You're [ __ ] brilliant. How'd you do


00:52:35.960 --> 00:52:38.870
that? The people just can talk?


00:52:38.880 --> 00:52:42.190
How many more people are there talking?


00:52:42.200 --> 00:52:44.150
Just make just make up a thing. Just say


00:52:44.160 --> 00:52:45.630
someone is just make You're not


00:52:45.640 --> 00:52:48.710
creative? Just say something.


00:52:48.720 --> 00:52:50.110
Tony, what color underwear are you


00:52:50.120 --> 00:52:51.790
wearing? Oh, thank you for asking. It's


00:52:51.800 --> 00:52:53.750
gray. Yes, I put it on for the girl that


00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:55.030
was going to come. I was going to let


00:52:55.040 --> 00:52:56.710
her I was going to tell her the type of


00:52:56.720 --> 00:52:58.870
boxer briefs I wear.


00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:00.510
I had it all planned out for her. I had


00:53:00.520 --> 00:53:02.990
jokes planned out for her


00:53:03.000 --> 00:53:05.230
and all kinds of stuff. I can't wait for


00:53:05.240 --> 00:53:07.350
our podcast tonight. You know what? This


00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:08.990
is really brings down my confidence


00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:11.230
level. I think tonight it should not be


00:53:11.240 --> 00:53:13.550
live. It should just be taped.


00:53:13.560 --> 00:53:15.510
That way like if she sits in my lab, you


00:53:15.520 --> 00:53:18.550
can edit that part out.


00:53:18.560 --> 00:53:19.870
Who is it Who are you talking to? Who


00:53:19.880 --> 00:53:22.630
are you texting?


00:53:22.640 --> 00:53:23.710
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to see. I


00:53:23.720 --> 00:53:24.990
want to see. Go ahead. Go ahead. That's


00:53:25.000 --> 00:53:26.310
right.


00:53:26.320 --> 00:53:28.750
So, yeah. So, as long as Okay, guys, if


00:53:28.760 --> 00:53:30.430
you're out there and you're listening,


00:53:30.440 --> 00:53:32.910
just have your device on. So, even if


00:53:32.920 --> 00:53:34.510
you can't


00:53:34.520 --> 00:53:36.950
watch it, you can watch it later. Bobby


00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:38.830
will archive it and you can watch it at


00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:41.270
a future time if if want to or little


00:53:41.280 --> 00:53:43.190
parts of it. he'll do like he'll edit


00:53:43.200 --> 00:53:45.030
the segments and all that.


00:53:45.040 --> 00:53:47.670
But, just have the device on cuz those


00:53:47.680 --> 00:53:50.510
hours accumulate. We think, we're not


00:53:50.520 --> 00:53:52.470
sure. Oh [ __ ] Okay, so there's like a


00:53:52.480 --> 00:53:54.310
2-second delay.


00:53:54.320 --> 00:53:55.870
Yeah, look at that. There's a a good


00:53:55.880 --> 00:53:57.750
10-second delay. Why is it a 10-second


00:53:57.760 --> 00:53:58.830
delay?


00:53:58.840 --> 00:54:01.390
>> Cuz it's latency.


00:54:01.400 --> 00:54:04.350
>> Are you sure it's it's set up properly?


00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:05.750
>> No, it's normal. There's always a little


00:54:05.760 --> 00:54:06.710
stream delay.


00:54:06.720 --> 00:54:09.590
>> Do they do that in case like you blow up


00:54:09.600 --> 00:54:11.590
something they go, "Oh [ __ ] he just


00:54:11.600 --> 00:54:13.190
blew up something. Let's not show that,


00:54:13.200 --> 00:54:13.870
Bob."


00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:15.590
>> No, I mean it's a latency thing. That's


00:54:15.600 --> 00:54:17.510
just how it is when you're broadcasting


00:54:17.520 --> 00:54:18.110
live on the


00:54:18.120 --> 00:54:21.030
>> Oh, I So, it's not live live. Okay.


00:54:21.040 --> 00:54:22.190
>> Yeah, there's always a little delay. You


00:54:22.200 --> 00:54:23.550
know when you watch television


00:54:23.560 --> 00:54:23.950
>> Yeah.


00:54:23.960 --> 00:54:26.430
>> there's always a little delay between


00:54:26.440 --> 00:54:27.710
what the


00:54:27.720 --> 00:54:29.870
actors see if it's live and then what


00:54:29.880 --> 00:54:32.990
the viewers see.


00:54:33.000 --> 00:54:34.590
>> So, our first live stream, I think it


00:54:34.600 --> 00:54:36.710
kind of went well.


00:54:36.720 --> 00:54:38.070
And um


00:54:38.080 --> 00:54:38.870
you know, I was going to do the


00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:40.670
monologue from hell.


00:54:40.680 --> 00:54:42.590
I think I was going to talk about how


00:54:42.600 --> 00:54:44.390
Bobby and Tommy are going to drive me to


00:54:44.400 --> 00:54:46.510
an early grave that they I'm sure you


00:54:46.520 --> 00:54:48.430
guys had the conversation at one time,


00:54:48.440 --> 00:54:50.070
let's [ __ ] kill this guy. Let's give


00:54:50.080 --> 00:54:51.830
him a heart attack. Cuz you know, my dad


00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:53.670
had like Look, I know you did. I know


00:54:53.680 --> 00:54:55.310
you had that conversation.


00:54:55.320 --> 00:54:56.870
Cuz you know, my dad had five strokes


00:54:56.880 --> 00:54:59.030
before he was 50, before he was 49. He


00:54:59.040 --> 00:55:00.510
died at 49.


00:55:00.520 --> 00:55:01.870
And he had his first stroke when he was


00:55:01.880 --> 00:55:02.990
like 30.


00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:05.630
So, sometimes like when you guys


00:55:05.640 --> 00:55:07.190
leave the house


00:55:07.200 --> 00:55:08.750
uh at the end of your shift, you know, I


00:55:08.760 --> 00:55:10.550
tell you all the time uh


00:55:10.560 --> 00:55:12.350
have a good night, Bobby. Sleep well,


00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:14.190
Bobby. But, in my head I'm thinking I


00:55:14.200 --> 00:55:15.870
hope I never see this guy again.


00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:16.870
>> Why?


00:55:16.880 --> 00:55:18.670
>> That's [ __ ] insult. It's not a real


00:55:18.680 --> 00:55:20.470
It's one of my insults. It's good.


00:55:20.480 --> 00:55:22.390
People like it. Put that together from


00:55:22.400 --> 00:55:27.270
the monologue from death when I'm saying


00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:28.310
More?


00:55:28.320 --> 00:55:29.830
Well, look, if I'm going to I don't hate


00:55:29.840 --> 00:55:31.590
you. You know how much I uh like you,


00:55:31.600 --> 00:55:32.830
adore you.


00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:34.950
Okay, maybe not that far. But, you know,


00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:36.790
the problem is sometimes when I'm


00:55:36.800 --> 00:55:38.830
talking to the camera


00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:40.710
and you know, I'm doing a monologue from


00:55:40.720 --> 00:55:43.110
hell and I sometimes it's like


00:55:43.120 --> 00:55:44.990
interferes when you're right in front of


00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:47.590
my sight because it's distracting first


00:55:47.600 --> 00:55:48.590
of all


00:55:48.600 --> 00:55:51.310
and you remind me of the hell I'm in.


00:55:51.320 --> 00:55:53.230
No, that insult didn't work.


00:55:53.240 --> 00:55:56.510
I'm actually heavenly in love with the


00:55:56.520 --> 00:55:58.430
fact that we're doing this show. I just


00:55:58.440 --> 00:56:00.870
[ __ ] wish more people would watch.


00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:02.750
This is better than Joe Rogan. You know,


00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:04.470
they only call that a comedy podcast


00:56:04.480 --> 00:56:07.230
because he was a comedian and he was on


00:56:07.240 --> 00:56:09.470
Fear Factor and all that. There's no


00:56:09.480 --> 00:56:11.430
there is not a single joke. You watch 3


00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:12.990
hours of it or you listen to it.


00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:15.590
Nobody's watching that [ __ ] for 3 hours.


00:56:15.600 --> 00:56:16.950
But you know, none of these people are


00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:18.670
going to ever get with me


00:56:18.680 --> 00:56:20.030
cuz I always talk badly about all the


00:56:20.040 --> 00:56:23.350
comics.


00:56:23.360 --> 00:56:24.510
>> I mean you shouldn't talk [ __ ] about


00:56:24.520 --> 00:56:25.870
other people. That's not very


00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:27.470
professional.


00:56:27.480 --> 00:56:28.950
>> But I'm not professional. I'm not making


00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:30.670
money. I'm still an amateur after all


00:56:30.680 --> 00:56:31.630
these years, right?


00:56:31.640 --> 00:56:33.070
>> Yeah, but you got to act professional, I


00:56:33.080 --> 00:56:33.870
guess.


00:56:33.880 --> 00:56:37.590
>> Ah, [ __ ] it. What are they going to do?


00:56:37.600 --> 00:56:38.790
No, they're not going to have me on


00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:40.270
their show. Big deal. I'm not


00:56:40.280 --> 00:56:42.110
anticipating being on their show. I'm


00:56:42.120 --> 00:56:44.830
anticipating doing silent films. Look,


00:56:44.840 --> 00:56:46.910
Joe Rogan can't act.


00:56:46.920 --> 00:56:48.950
He's not doing films.


00:56:48.960 --> 00:56:51.070
Let alone silent films where you're not


00:56:51.080 --> 00:56:52.550
talking


00:56:52.560 --> 00:56:55.670
and you're making people laugh.


00:56:55.680 --> 00:56:57.590
Even my gardener saw the silent film.


00:56:57.600 --> 00:56:59.430
The teaser, the handyman saw it.


00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:01.270
Everyone saw it.


00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:02.710
So look, a million people who are


00:57:02.720 --> 00:57:04.950
subscribed saw it. Probably a couple of


00:57:04.960 --> 00:57:08.110
million more not subscribed who saw it.


00:57:08.120 --> 00:57:09.910
And after all those millions of watch


00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:11.710
hours and


00:57:11.720 --> 00:57:13.390
millions of people watching, we haven't


00:57:13.400 --> 00:57:15.550
made any money. What the [ __ ] And you


00:57:15.560 --> 00:57:17.630
know, every video that ends, every one


00:57:17.640 --> 00:57:19.790
of our videos, another channel's video


00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:21.230
comes on


00:57:21.240 --> 00:57:23.910
and they make money piggybacking off our


00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:26.510
videos.


00:57:26.520 --> 00:57:28.190
[ __ ] Are you okay with that? Cuz I'm


00:57:28.200 --> 00:57:29.510
not.


00:57:29.520 --> 00:57:31.430
I'm not at all.


00:57:31.440 --> 00:57:32.910
Okay, how is it?


00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:34.470
>> Oh, it's good. We have somebody in the


00:57:34.480 --> 00:57:35.750
chat who's talking.


00:57:35.760 --> 00:57:37.470
>> Yeah, okay. What does he want to know?


00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:38.790
>> Uh you should pull out your phone and


00:57:38.800 --> 00:57:40.510
watch the stream.


00:57:40.520 --> 00:57:41.950
>> Just tell me, what's the question?


00:57:41.960 --> 00:57:43.030
>> Oh,


00:57:43.040 --> 00:57:44.990
Joe Rogan talks too much now. He doesn't


00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:46.550
let his guests talk anymore. He always


00:57:46.560 --> 00:57:48.910
just talks about COVID, government, or


00:57:48.920 --> 00:57:50.710
aliens.


00:57:50.720 --> 00:57:52.790
>> Because, you know why? Cuz he's boring.


00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:55.110
He's not talking about coochie. He's not


00:57:55.120 --> 00:57:57.430
talking about good [ __ ] right? He's not


00:57:57.440 --> 00:57:58.750
funny.


00:57:58.760 --> 00:58:00.550
I'm funny. I got acting, I got all that


00:58:00.560 --> 00:58:02.470
[ __ ] So, why is he got all the money?


00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:04.110
If he's got 600 million, I should have


00:58:04.120 --> 00:58:07.070
like 60 billion, right? Yeah, whoever


00:58:07.080 --> 00:58:08.870
that Who said that, by the way? I love


00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:10.750
them.


00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:12.670
Man, I love you. Do another comment.


00:58:12.680 --> 00:58:14.230
Let's go back and forth. We're live


00:58:14.240 --> 00:58:16.190
right now. You can say anything. Just


00:58:16.200 --> 00:58:18.110
don't mention like anything fraudulent


00:58:18.120 --> 00:58:19.950
or anything like that.


00:58:19.960 --> 00:58:23.270
Just just read it to me.


00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:25.270
I got to turn this [ __ ] on. And come on,


00:58:25.280 --> 00:58:26.470
just read it to me. Is there another


00:58:26.480 --> 00:58:27.950
question? Come on, I can't wait. This is


00:58:27.960 --> 00:58:30.070
like a drug. Give it to me.


00:58:30.080 --> 00:58:31.950
>> Oh, it's off.


00:58:31.960 --> 00:58:34.110
>> Okay, let me see. This is like okay,


00:58:34.120 --> 00:58:35.550
where's the Even my wife is saying


00:58:35.560 --> 00:58:37.270
where's the live stream?


00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:38.670
Oh, she's not watching then. Even my


00:58:38.680 --> 00:58:40.390
wife's not watching. She doesn't want me


00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:41.710
to succeed.


00:58:41.720 --> 00:58:43.310
Okay, let me see. This is Bill from


00:58:43.320 --> 00:58:45.030
Capital Infusion. Yeah, I want 10


00:58:45.040 --> 00:58:47.150
billion dollars. [ __ ] you, Bill. Okay,


00:58:47.160 --> 00:58:48.830
let me see.


00:58:48.840 --> 00:58:51.150
Okay, so oh, I have to go and let me see


00:58:51.160 --> 00:58:52.830
how it looks now.


00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:54.710
Let me go I love I love talking to AI


00:58:54.720 --> 00:58:56.150
about pick a topic. Tell me about pick a


00:58:56.160 --> 00:58:57.670
topic.


00:58:57.680 --> 00:58:59.950
And it says, yes, Tony Rockman, you have


00:58:59.960 --> 00:59:01.670
200,000 subscribers. I'm like, check


00:59:01.680 --> 00:59:03.430
again. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's actually


00:59:03.440 --> 00:59:05.710
318,000.


00:59:05.720 --> 00:59:08.350
And compare me to other comics. And it's


00:59:08.360 --> 00:59:10.070
like, yeah, fastest growing comedy


00:59:10.080 --> 00:59:12.030
podcast in history of YouTube for


00:59:12.040 --> 00:59:14.630
unknown comic who's not established on


00:59:14.640 --> 00:59:16.790
HBO or anything, it's phenomenal. You'll


00:59:16.800 --> 00:59:18.870
have a million by next year.


00:59:18.880 --> 00:59:20.470
I love talking to AI even though my kids


00:59:20.480 --> 00:59:22.710
like, Dad, stop. [ __ ] loser is


00:59:22.720 --> 00:59:24.550
talking to AI again.


00:59:24.560 --> 00:59:26.150
Okay. Okay.


00:59:26.160 --> 00:59:28.310
So, here we go. Two watching. [ __ ] you,


00:59:28.320 --> 00:59:28.870
YouTube.


00:59:28.880 --> 00:59:30.950
>> Yeah, fastest growing


00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:33.790
Oh, [ __ ] People are talking.


00:59:33.800 --> 00:59:37.350
I love it. Sandman, I love you.


00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.390
I'm getting million calls. Okay, just


00:59:39.400 --> 00:59:40.430
you know what? If you're getting a


00:59:40.440 --> 00:59:42.830
million calls, answer your calls because


00:59:42.840 --> 00:59:45.030
obviously you have, you know, you have


00:59:45.040 --> 00:59:47.470
that ring and all the Armenian mafia are


00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:49.750
calling you right now. You have the all


00:59:49.760 --> 00:59:52.390
the counterfeit Pepsi and the Red Bulls


00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:54.550
going out on pallets, you know, just do


00:59:54.560 --> 00:59:58.150
your business.


00:59:58.160 --> 01:00:00.310
Yeah, oh he doesn't let his Joe Rogan


01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:02.110
doesn't let his guests talk anymore. Oh,


01:00:02.120 --> 01:00:04.190
that's kind of like me. He just talks


01:00:04.200 --> 01:00:06.190
about COVID. Yeah, [ __ ] government


01:00:06.200 --> 01:00:07.550
aliens. Well, aliens is kind of


01:00:07.560 --> 01:00:09.910
interesting. But, you see how he talks


01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:12.990
really slowly. That's deliberate. That's


01:00:13.000 --> 01:00:15.950
how he goes on for 3 and 1/2 hours. It's


01:00:15.960 --> 01:00:17.990
so [ __ ] boring.


01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:19.670
He should take an energy pill to go


01:00:19.680 --> 01:00:21.950
faster. And people just have that [ __ ]


01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:23.710
on. That's what happens when you're


01:00:23.720 --> 01:00:26.230
supported by big companies like Spotify


01:00:26.240 --> 01:00:28.430
and big companies support you. You don't


01:00:28.440 --> 01:00:30.030
have to tell jokes. You don't have to


01:00:30.040 --> 01:00:31.390
have You don't have no pressure. You


01:00:31.400 --> 01:00:33.230
don't have to worry about that. Oh,


01:00:33.240 --> 01:00:35.830
[ __ ] So, I have this guy watching. I


01:00:35.840 --> 01:00:38.030
[ __ ] love you, man.


01:00:38.040 --> 01:00:40.350
I would kill for you. What do you want?


01:00:40.360 --> 01:00:42.630
Anything you want, I will do for you.


01:00:42.640 --> 01:00:44.670
You're like the one of two people I


01:00:44.680 --> 01:00:45.870
don't [ __ ] believe this only two


01:00:45.880 --> 01:00:47.590
people watching. Who's this other


01:00:47.600 --> 01:00:50.470
person? True. LMAO. I made someone


01:00:50.480 --> 01:00:52.390
laugh.


01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:54.270
[ __ ] yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Rally.


01:00:54.280 --> 01:00:57.990
Rally. [ __ ] yeah. Five people. Yes. You


01:00:58.000 --> 01:00:59.190
know what? We're going to look back at


01:00:59.200 --> 01:01:01.390
this day. I we're going to be like, oh


01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:03.870
[ __ ] man. We made our millions. We're


01:01:03.880 --> 01:01:05.270
like you're going to be on the beach


01:01:05.280 --> 01:01:07.230
with like your um


01:01:07.240 --> 01:01:09.950
whatever friend person


01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:12.070
romantic person that you're with,


01:01:12.080 --> 01:01:15.030
whoever that is.


01:01:15.040 --> 01:01:18.550
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's Okay. Sandman,


01:01:18.560 --> 01:01:20.630
what if that's his like his password?


01:01:20.640 --> 01:01:22.510
Like his whole like a fortune is


01:01:22.520 --> 01:01:25.950
connected to that. We shouldn't


01:01:25.960 --> 01:01:27.470
And I don't have my reading glasses. A Z


01:01:27.480 --> 01:01:28.710
E S T I


01:01:28.720 --> 01:01:32.750
A Z E S T I I love you A Z E S T I L O L


01:01:32.760 --> 01:01:34.150
Oh [ __ ] that's the second joke. I made


01:01:34.160 --> 01:01:36.230
him laugh again.


01:01:36.240 --> 01:01:38.430
Okay, welcome to live chat. [ __ ] you


01:01:38.440 --> 01:01:40.510
YouTube. Give me my real numbers. Give


01:01:40.520 --> 01:01:43.430
me my actual viewership, man. Don't tell


01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:45.310
me I'm not going to have my viewer


01:01:45.320 --> 01:01:47.310
viewership data till February of next


01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:49.030
year. [ __ ] you. I'll have a million


01:01:49.040 --> 01:01:50.750
subscribers before I get my [ __ ]


01:01:50.760 --> 01:01:51.790
data.


01:01:51.800 --> 01:01:54.070
I just started cursing. Is that good?


01:01:54.080 --> 01:01:56.470
Do they allow that? Oh [ __ ] good. So I


01:01:56.480 --> 01:01:58.150
can talk about that and I can talk about


01:01:58.160 --> 01:02:00.750
how [ __ ] you know, when you don't


01:02:00.760 --> 01:02:02.190
give someone something, that's


01:02:02.200 --> 01:02:03.750
concealment.


01:02:03.760 --> 01:02:05.070
I know about this. I'm from the Persian


01:02:05.080 --> 01:02:08.310
culture. Concealment is fraud.


01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:10.470
That's the definition of concealment.


01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:13.750
So they know I'm not going to sue them


01:02:13.760 --> 01:02:15.830
and spend attorney is going to want a


01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:17.910
hundred thousand retainer.


01:02:17.920 --> 01:02:19.950
And they know creators, most creators


01:02:19.960 --> 01:02:21.750
they [ __ ] with everyone like a Logan


01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:23.830
Paul, Eminem, you know, Shakira. They're


01:02:23.840 --> 01:02:25.150
not going to [ __ ] with people who have


01:02:25.160 --> 01:02:28.710
money cuz if I hire a lawyer,


01:02:28.720 --> 01:02:31.670
right away he does discovery, motion to


01:02:31.680 --> 01:02:34.310
compel this [ __ ] Hire an accountant,


01:02:34.320 --> 01:02:36.230
forensic auditing.


01:02:36.240 --> 01:02:38.390
Right away, we're so sorry. There must


01:02:38.400 --> 01:02:40.070
have been a mistake. We don't know why


01:02:40.080 --> 01:02:41.990
we didn't give you your data. Oh, here


01:02:42.000 --> 01:02:44.310
are your 9,000 people watching. [ __ ]


01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:45.350
you.


01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:47.710
You see, every company who knows they


01:02:47.720 --> 01:02:50.150
can get away with [ __ ] will get away


01:02:50.160 --> 01:02:51.630
with [ __ ] if they know they're going to


01:02:51.640 --> 01:02:53.550
get away with it. Every company, every


01:02:53.560 --> 01:02:55.510
company.


01:02:55.520 --> 01:02:56.710
I didn't know they're like that. You


01:02:56.720 --> 01:02:57.950
know, I used to just watch them for


01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:00.310
years until you are like if you're like


01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:01.990
living with someone for 3 months, like


01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:03.910
we've been with them 3 months.


01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:05.470
When you're living with someone, one day


01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:07.390
if you're ever living with someone,


01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:09.070
you'll see. You'll find out everything


01:03:09.080 --> 01:03:10.950
about them, you know?


01:03:10.960 --> 01:03:12.870
When they if they're not clean, if they


01:03:12.880 --> 01:03:14.550
throw their Q-tips on the floor after


01:03:14.560 --> 01:03:16.710
cleaning their ears. I'm not talking


01:03:16.720 --> 01:03:19.710
about my wife. This is not her.


01:03:19.720 --> 01:03:21.310
That makes I [ __ ] I made someone laugh


01:03:21.320 --> 01:03:24.550
again.


01:03:24.560 --> 01:03:27.750
So, okay. So, do I refresh this? Will I


01:03:27.760 --> 01:03:29.430
get another subscriber or another


01:03:29.440 --> 01:03:31.990
person?


01:03:32.000 --> 01:03:34.710
Okay. So, live chat. Chat publicly as


01:03:34.720 --> 01:03:37.670
pick a topic, but I'm talking. So, okay.


01:03:37.680 --> 01:03:39.390
Nobody [ __ ] liked it out of the four


01:03:39.400 --> 01:03:40.710
people watching and no one liked it.


01:03:40.720 --> 01:03:42.510
Guys, come on, like it. The one like


01:03:42.520 --> 01:03:44.310
Come on, guys, you can like it. If you


01:03:44.320 --> 01:03:47.030
like it, I'll tell you another joke.


01:03:47.040 --> 01:03:48.550
I already told like 10 million jokes,


01:03:48.560 --> 01:03:51.390
right? I made fun of you so many times.


01:03:51.400 --> 01:03:52.830
I wish Tommy was here. I'd make fun of


01:03:52.840 --> 01:03:54.110
him. Do you think he's happy right now


01:03:54.120 --> 01:03:56.590
wherever he is?


01:03:56.600 --> 01:03:58.470
Yeah, of course. He's not happy cuz he'd


01:03:58.480 --> 01:04:01.790
rather be with me finishing up the film.


01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:04.790
He was so happy that day in the park.


01:04:04.800 --> 01:04:06.670
And then I said I said, "Tommy, let's


01:04:06.680 --> 01:04:08.110
get out of here. I'm really hot. I'm


01:04:08.120 --> 01:04:12.870
nauseous." He said, "Yo también."


01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:14.670
[ __ ] Didn't you take Spanish in high


01:04:14.680 --> 01:04:18.390
school?


01:04:18.400 --> 01:04:20.110
Did you take Spanish in high school?


01:04:20.120 --> 01:04:22.270
Wasn't it mandatory?


01:04:22.280 --> 01:04:23.670
You took it online. That's a [ __ ]


01:04:23.680 --> 01:04:27.470
scam. What did you take in high school?


01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:29.230
You took Spanish. You don't know yo yo


01:04:29.240 --> 01:04:34.950
yo también means me, too.


01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:36.270
10 years since you you were in high


01:04:36.280 --> 01:04:37.590
school. So, you had your 10-year


01:04:37.600 --> 01:04:41.190
reunion?


01:04:41.200 --> 01:04:45.710
Are you going to your 10-year?


01:04:45.720 --> 01:04:48.350
So, I want to bring Taylor to my 40-year


01:04:48.360 --> 01:04:51.350
reunion coming up. 40 years. And Taylor


01:04:51.360 --> 01:04:53.550
is tough girl. She's gorgeous, right?


01:04:53.560 --> 01:04:54.470
I'm going to say, "Hey, see that's the


01:04:54.480 --> 01:04:56.470
quarterback? [ __ ] him. I used to hate


01:04:56.480 --> 01:05:00.030
him. Go punch him in the mouth."


01:05:00.040 --> 01:05:02.390
[ __ ] Bobby. I know you [ __ ] love my


01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:04.430
wife. She's so wonderful. Wife's so


01:05:04.440 --> 01:05:07.310
wonderful.


01:05:07.320 --> 01:05:09.630
Yeah, I'll bring my wife. So, my 10-year


01:05:09.640 --> 01:05:11.670
reunion, I um


01:05:11.680 --> 01:05:13.190
I brought this really hot chick. This is


01:05:13.200 --> 01:05:14.990
before I knew my wife, before I was with


01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:15.830
her.


01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:17.430
Before I met her.


01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:19.830
And I bought this chick a dress,


01:05:19.840 --> 01:05:21.830
perfume from Nordstrom. I bought her


01:05:21.840 --> 01:05:23.350
shoes.


01:05:23.360 --> 01:05:25.590
And I took her to my 10-year.


01:05:25.600 --> 01:05:27.910
And you're not going to believe it. She


01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:31.150
was in the bathroom the whole party


01:05:31.160 --> 01:05:33.950
making it out with another girl.


01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:35.710
Yeah, [ __ ]


01:05:35.720 --> 01:05:36.990
And then at the end of the night, I


01:05:37.000 --> 01:05:38.430
found out she was in there making out


01:05:38.440 --> 01:05:40.190
with another girl the whole time. She


01:05:40.200 --> 01:05:42.030
wasn't with me. She just like I can I


01:05:42.040 --> 01:05:43.950
introduced her. I'm like I'm with her.


01:05:43.960 --> 01:05:45.510
I'm very successful now. Look at my


01:05:45.520 --> 01:05:47.230
girl.


01:05:47.240 --> 01:05:49.350
I didn't pay her. She wasn't a hooker or


01:05:49.360 --> 01:05:52.630
anything.


01:05:52.640 --> 01:05:55.190
You know Dolly Parton's most the biggest


01:05:55.200 --> 01:05:57.190
movie she ever made in her career was


01:05:57.200 --> 01:05:59.670
called the a best little whorehouse of


01:05:59.680 --> 01:06:02.790
Texas.


01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:04.510
But have you heard of that movie? I have


01:06:04.520 --> 01:06:07.990
a whorehouse joke. Bobby, it's coming.


01:06:08.000 --> 01:06:09.110
Have you uh


01:06:09.120 --> 01:06:10.310
What happened to all my people? The


01:06:10.320 --> 01:06:11.710
people left. Oh, three likes. Thank you


01:06:11.720 --> 01:06:13.590
guys. I love you.


01:06:13.600 --> 01:06:15.270
So and that was I watched that when I


01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:16.830
was like nine. That was before I


01:06:16.840 --> 01:06:19.150
actually went to [ __ ] I mean I before


01:06:19.160 --> 01:06:20.910
I knew about [ __ ] I mean Did I say it


01:06:20.920 --> 01:06:22.550
wrong?


01:06:22.560 --> 01:06:24.870
Okay, so these people who are watching


01:06:24.880 --> 01:06:26.110
are the


01:06:26.120 --> 01:06:28.790
luckiest people in the world and my true


01:06:28.800 --> 01:06:30.230
friends.


01:06:30.240 --> 01:06:31.230
So


01:06:31.240 --> 01:06:33.350
yeah. So I would do anything for these


01:06:33.360 --> 01:06:35.390
people who are watching right now. I


01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:36.790
would like uh


01:06:36.800 --> 01:06:40.430
kidnap their next door neighbor's dog.


01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:43.670
No, you know I'm joking, Bobby. Come on.


01:06:43.680 --> 01:06:45.030
2 and 1/2 months I've told you about


01:06:45.040 --> 01:06:46.870
15,000 jokes. You still think I'm


01:06:46.880 --> 01:06:52.390
serious?


01:06:52.400 --> 01:06:54.590
Leave the jokes to me, please.


01:06:54.600 --> 01:06:55.710
Okay.


01:06:55.720 --> 01:06:58.110
So let's see. Life's Oh, our first live


01:06:58.120 --> 01:07:00.270
stream. You did that well.


01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:01.910
I I like the way you capitalized


01:07:01.920 --> 01:07:03.110
everything cuz you know I like big


01:07:03.120 --> 01:07:05.670
letters. I like block letters. Cap uh


01:07:05.680 --> 01:07:07.390
beautiful exclamation point. You know I


01:07:07.400 --> 01:07:09.910
like that. Like when I tell my wife,


01:07:09.920 --> 01:07:12.510
"Where's my laundry?" exclamation point.


01:07:12.520 --> 01:07:13.790
I like that.


01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:15.470
You did it very nicely. You spelled it


01:07:15.480 --> 01:07:17.790
correctly. You double-checked your work.


01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:19.230
I see this.


01:07:19.240 --> 01:07:21.070
Okay, 2 and 1/2 months. Now you've


01:07:21.080 --> 01:07:23.190
learned a lot. So, if God forbid this


01:07:23.200 --> 01:07:24.550
doesn't work out and you leave, your


01:07:24.560 --> 01:07:26.950
next job, you know humor,


01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:28.350
you're laughing.


01:07:28.360 --> 01:07:29.510
I've taught you a lot of things about


01:07:29.520 --> 01:07:31.750
comedy, and comedy is the first cousin


01:07:31.760 --> 01:07:35.150
of drama. So, any kind of drama you do,


01:07:35.160 --> 01:07:37.190
you know the ins and outs, the nuances


01:07:37.200 --> 01:07:40.070
of the work because you worked with Tony


01:07:40.080 --> 01:07:42.430
Rockman, right? As you say, the great


01:07:42.440 --> 01:07:44.230
Tony Rockman.


01:07:44.240 --> 01:07:45.630
I was going to fire you that day, but


01:07:45.640 --> 01:07:47.430
then I I saw that you wrote the great


01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:50.310
Tony Rockman. That saved your job. Cuz


01:07:50.320 --> 01:07:53.150
even my kids don't don't say I'm great.


01:07:53.160 --> 01:07:56.310
My wife doesn't say it after 24 years.


01:07:56.320 --> 01:07:58.230
I do all the shopping.


01:07:58.240 --> 01:08:00.110
I do all the [ __ ]


01:08:00.120 --> 01:08:02.350
Cheat on the taxes. It's okay. Two


01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:03.790
people watching. What are the chances


01:08:03.800 --> 01:08:06.390
it's the IRS? Probably not.


01:08:06.400 --> 01:08:08.710
Okay, just Spotify cloud that [ __ ] Of


01:08:08.720 --> 01:08:10.430
course you know I'm joking again.


01:08:10.440 --> 01:08:13.510
Um I have I make no money to to cheat on


01:08:13.520 --> 01:08:15.830
taxes. I don't make any money. So, what


01:08:15.840 --> 01:08:17.829
what taxes?


01:08:17.839 --> 01:08:20.309
Anyway, I think that's it. I'm so like


01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:21.230
um


01:08:21.240 --> 01:08:23.110
I'm so deflated now. I feel like a


01:08:23.120 --> 01:08:24.710
balloon that just got popped. Four


01:08:24.720 --> 01:08:27.390
[ __ ] people?


01:08:27.400 --> 01:08:30.070
Yeah. So, maybe we should take a break.


01:08:30.080 --> 01:08:32.550
Lunchtime? Are you hungry?


01:08:32.560 --> 01:08:34.269
I want this on camera. I got you lunch.


01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:36.190
I got you your um


01:08:36.200 --> 01:08:37.430
your bean burrito. That's what you


01:08:37.440 --> 01:08:40.269
wanted, right?


01:08:40.279 --> 01:08:42.269
Can I tell one more story?


01:08:42.279 --> 01:08:44.630
No, you know I got you a Trader Joe's uh


01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:46.269
gluten noodles, the ones you like. They


01:08:46.279 --> 01:08:47.390
had it.


01:08:47.400 --> 01:08:48.710
And um


01:08:48.720 --> 01:08:51.110
that reminds me. So, years ago, before I


01:08:51.120 --> 01:08:52.950
was married, before I


01:08:52.960 --> 01:08:54.870
um knew my wife,


01:08:54.880 --> 01:08:56.870
I was young before she [ __ ] me up and


01:08:56.880 --> 01:08:58.670
destroyed me, and now I'm bald and


01:08:58.680 --> 01:09:01.070
messed up, and I I young man, and I went


01:09:01.080 --> 01:09:03.550
to the gas station to put gas in my car.


01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:04.670
I think I might have had a dollar and a


01:09:04.680 --> 01:09:07.110
quarter. I might have put like maybe 10


01:09:07.120 --> 01:09:09.070
10 miles worth.


01:09:09.080 --> 01:09:10.789
And there was a really hot chick with a


01:09:10.799 --> 01:09:12.789
short skirt and I picked her up.


01:09:12.799 --> 01:09:14.430
And at the time I lived with my mom and


01:09:14.440 --> 01:09:15.749
my mom lived across the street from the


01:09:15.759 --> 01:09:17.670
gas station.


01:09:17.680 --> 01:09:19.630
So I picked up this hot chick and I


01:09:19.640 --> 01:09:21.430
said, "Do you want to come over to my


01:09:21.440 --> 01:09:22.789
place?" I didn't tell her it's my mom's


01:09:22.799 --> 01:09:24.150
house. "You want to come over? She's not


01:09:24.160 --> 01:09:25.230
there. She said, "You want to come


01:09:25.240 --> 01:09:26.110
over?"


01:09:26.120 --> 01:09:27.630
She immediately went from the gas


01:09:27.640 --> 01:09:29.710
station across the street and she's in


01:09:29.720 --> 01:09:32.269
my mom's house. Just me and her. Right


01:09:32.279 --> 01:09:34.430
away, within like 2 seconds of her going


01:09:34.440 --> 01:09:35.590
in the house,


01:09:35.600 --> 01:09:37.430
we start kissing and she had bean


01:09:37.440 --> 01:09:39.309
breath.


01:09:39.319 --> 01:09:41.030
So whenever I think of bean burrito, I


01:09:41.040 --> 01:09:42.430
and I kept kissing her.


01:09:42.440 --> 01:09:45.150
The [ __ ] Nasty, right? But she was hot.


01:09:45.160 --> 01:09:46.990
She had the short skirt. So then like


01:09:47.000 --> 01:09:49.870
maybe uh half minute after the kissing,


01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:51.590
I take her to my room. I didn't have a


01:09:51.600 --> 01:09:52.870
mattress, so I laid her down on the


01:09:52.880 --> 01:09:54.190
ground.


01:09:54.200 --> 01:09:56.430
And uh she's on her back


01:09:56.440 --> 01:09:57.710
and I um


01:09:57.720 --> 01:10:00.070
I feel funny telling you this because me


01:10:00.080 --> 01:10:01.870
four people and you, but I couldn't I


01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:04.270
couldn't didn't work.


01:10:04.280 --> 01:10:06.630
And she got mad and she said, "You need


01:10:06.640 --> 01:10:08.110
to go see a doctor." I'll never forget


01:10:08.120 --> 01:10:09.350
it. It's like 30 years ago. "You need to


01:10:09.360 --> 01:10:11.670
go see a doctor." And I said, "Well, no,


01:10:11.680 --> 01:10:13.750
the problem is not that. The problem is


01:10:13.760 --> 01:10:15.350
I met you like 2 and 1/2 minutes ago in


01:10:15.360 --> 01:10:17.350
the gas station and now you're laying on


01:10:17.360 --> 01:10:20.030
your back. My thing is obviously scared


01:10:20.040 --> 01:10:22.870
of you." Scared. Okay, have a chuckle.


01:10:22.880 --> 01:10:24.990
You like that one, right? Okay. What?


01:10:25.000 --> 01:10:26.510
You want better than that for a guy with


01:10:26.520 --> 01:10:28.110
four people watching?


01:10:28.120 --> 01:10:29.750
Wait until I get 10 people watching.


01:10:29.760 --> 01:10:31.870
I'll be on a roll.


01:10:31.880 --> 01:10:32.830
So what do you think we're going to do


01:10:32.840 --> 01:10:34.910
with this show? We have all this [ __ ]


01:10:34.920 --> 01:10:38.430
that no one else has.


01:10:38.440 --> 01:10:39.990
No, I mean eventually. You think this is


01:10:40.000 --> 01:10:42.550
going to go where we want it to go?


01:10:42.560 --> 01:10:44.550
I really hope so, too.


01:10:44.560 --> 01:10:46.790
And uh I think if we continue, I think


01:10:46.800 --> 01:10:48.750
there's no doubt that it will go where


01:10:48.760 --> 01:10:50.150
we want it to go.


01:10:50.160 --> 01:10:53.550
You know, um just stay with me.


01:10:53.560 --> 01:10:55.070
Uh you recognize I'm one of the best in


01:10:55.080 --> 01:10:56.830
the world. You're like one of those


01:10:56.840 --> 01:10:58.750
little guppy fish that hangs out that


01:10:58.760 --> 01:11:00.510
swims with the big shark. That's like on


01:11:00.520 --> 01:11:01.910
the side of the shark. Just stay with


01:11:01.920 --> 01:11:03.510
me. Keep swimming with me.


01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:05.230
You like that analogy?


01:11:05.240 --> 01:11:05.910
[ __ ]


01:11:05.920 --> 01:11:07.390
So good, I know.


01:11:07.400 --> 01:11:08.670
Um


01:11:08.680 --> 01:11:09.910
just stay with me. Eventually, we're


01:11:09.920 --> 01:11:11.230
going to get there.


01:11:11.240 --> 01:11:12.950
And um


01:11:12.960 --> 01:11:15.550
it's inevitable. Because there's just


01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:17.710
too much going on with this show.


01:11:17.720 --> 01:11:19.950
With the silent films and the insults


01:11:19.960 --> 01:11:21.190
and


01:11:21.200 --> 01:11:22.750
there's nothing like it. There's nothing


01:11:22.760 --> 01:11:24.630
like it. And the problem is not getting


01:11:24.640 --> 01:11:27.030
to a million subscribers. The shorts


01:11:27.040 --> 01:11:29.030
that you cut from Taylor's show and the


01:11:29.040 --> 01:11:31.270
shorts from tonight


01:11:31.280 --> 01:11:34.350
will easily get us to 6 7 800,000


01:11:34.360 --> 01:11:36.590
subscribers. That's not the problem. The


01:11:36.600 --> 01:11:38.430
problem is the watch hours, the


01:11:38.440 --> 01:11:41.310
awareness is not, you know, it's YouTube


01:11:41.320 --> 01:11:42.910
is not pushing it out there. They don't


01:11:42.920 --> 01:11:44.710
have to push it out there. Because


01:11:44.720 --> 01:11:46.430
they're picking back piggybacking off of


01:11:46.440 --> 01:11:49.390
our videos with other people's channels.


01:11:49.400 --> 01:11:51.350
They're making 70% off of the other


01:11:51.360 --> 01:11:52.910
channels.


01:11:52.920 --> 01:11:54.910
So, they have no incentive to push our


01:11:54.920 --> 01:11:57.390
videos. Now, I know how the whole thing


01:11:57.400 --> 01:12:00.110
works. So, eventually, when we get


01:12:00.120 --> 01:12:01.790
there, it'll be easier. It's like a


01:12:01.800 --> 01:12:03.750
rocket going through outer space, going


01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:05.870
to orbit. So, it's really there's a lot


01:12:05.880 --> 01:12:07.870
of resistance. It's like really super


01:12:07.880 --> 01:12:09.510
hard. Sometimes they blow up before they


01:12:09.520 --> 01:12:12.190
get to orbit, right? Space shuttle.


01:12:12.200 --> 01:12:15.190
And but when they finally get there,


01:12:15.200 --> 01:12:17.150
wow, they're floating and it's things


01:12:17.160 --> 01:12:19.630
that seem so easy. So, now we still have


01:12:19.640 --> 01:12:21.270
that resistance. We're still You like


01:12:21.280 --> 01:12:23.470
that one, too, right? We have all that


01:12:23.480 --> 01:12:24.950
[ __ ] resistance, but we're not going


01:12:24.960 --> 01:12:26.470
to [ __ ] blow up. We're not going to


01:12:26.480 --> 01:12:27.670
blow up.


01:12:27.680 --> 01:12:29.910
And we're going to eventually get into


01:12:29.920 --> 01:12:31.310
orbit and you're going to see, "Wow,


01:12:31.320 --> 01:12:33.910
you're looking at the globe of the the


01:12:33.920 --> 01:12:35.870
planet Earth. It's so beautiful. Things


01:12:35.880 --> 01:12:37.910
are so beautiful from out there. I


01:12:37.920 --> 01:12:40.870
finally got away from my wife. She's so


01:12:40.880 --> 01:12:43.230
That was one of the best ones, right? I


01:12:43.240 --> 01:12:44.630
thought of that yesterday. I was I was


01:12:44.640 --> 01:12:46.310
preparing that [ __ ] joke. Look how I


01:12:46.320 --> 01:12:48.310
just stuck it in there. Who can do that?


01:12:48.320 --> 01:12:49.590
Joe Rogan?


01:12:49.600 --> 01:12:51.310
Of course not.


01:12:51.320 --> 01:12:54.430
Okay, so eventually, how far did we get?


01:12:54.440 --> 01:12:55.230
>> Like an hour and a


01:12:55.240 --> 01:12:56.830
>> Okay, an hour times four. Okay, let's


01:12:56.840 --> 01:12:59.510
see. That's 4 hours of watch time. Once


01:12:59.520 --> 01:13:01.310
you archive, remember whatever you do,


01:13:01.320 --> 01:13:03.270
don't go private. Just go Once you


01:13:03.280 --> 01:13:05.310
archive, boom, it has to be public in


01:13:05.320 --> 01:13:06.870
order for that


01:13:06.880 --> 01:13:07.670
to count.


01:13:07.680 --> 01:13:08.310
>> All right.


01:13:08.320 --> 01:13:09.910
>> We're doing good. Acting, miming,


01:13:09.920 --> 01:13:12.030
writing, losing 200 lb.


01:13:12.040 --> 01:13:13.070
>> I'm still in the dog house.


01:13:13.080 --> 01:13:15.190
>> So, you know what? I think you have


01:13:15.200 --> 01:13:18.470
become a wonderful sport.


01:13:18.480 --> 01:13:20.870
Um you're really We work really good


01:13:20.880 --> 01:13:23.150
together. I didn't know at first uh how


01:13:23.160 --> 01:13:24.830
it was going to work out, but now it's


01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:26.550
really working out. I see you care about


01:13:26.560 --> 01:13:27.750
your work.


01:13:27.760 --> 01:13:29.110
And you're really


01:13:29.120 --> 01:13:30.870
putting in the effort. You've learned


01:13:30.880 --> 01:13:33.150
from all the things I I've taught you.


01:13:33.160 --> 01:13:34.390
I've taught you more than film school,


01:13:34.400 --> 01:13:36.630
right? I've taught you like street [ __ ]


01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:37.790
Right?


01:13:37.800 --> 01:13:39.470
When you sit at Starbucks, have your


01:13:39.480 --> 01:13:40.910
back to the wall so you can see who's


01:13:40.920 --> 01:13:43.670
coming so you don't get shanked.


01:13:43.680 --> 01:13:45.910
Right? That's very important. Cuz Tommy


01:13:45.920 --> 01:13:47.990
was with the expensive laptop right by


01:13:48.000 --> 01:13:50.150
the door. Anyone can come in, snatch


01:13:50.160 --> 01:13:51.990
that thing and and leave in a split


01:13:52.000 --> 01:13:53.830
second. And there's nothing you can do


01:13:53.840 --> 01:13:55.270
about it. So, you sit all the way in


01:13:55.280 --> 01:13:56.470
back.


01:13:56.480 --> 01:13:58.030
And not only that, but you sit with the


01:13:58.040 --> 01:14:00.950
back with your back against the wall for


01:14:00.960 --> 01:14:02.990
bill collectors, too.


01:14:03.000 --> 01:14:04.990
So, if they come in, you can just sneak


01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:07.710
to the bathroom.


01:14:07.720 --> 01:14:10.430
That one didn't work. Okay, next time. I


01:14:10.440 --> 01:14:12.550
love you guys. There's got to be at


01:14:12.560 --> 01:14:14.310
least 20 people watching.


01:14:14.320 --> 01:14:16.630
Why does it say five? Okay, guys, the


01:14:16.640 --> 01:14:19.190
next live stream, I promise you I won't


01:14:19.200 --> 01:14:21.910
be all alone. And by the way, Joe Rogan


01:14:21.920 --> 01:14:23.950
can't do this [ __ ] Talk for an hour by


01:14:23.960 --> 01:14:25.310
himself.


01:14:25.320 --> 01:14:27.070
He can't do it. He needs alien


01:14:27.080 --> 01:14:29.230
conspiracy people like this this guy was


01:14:29.240 --> 01:14:30.230
saying.


01:14:30.240 --> 01:14:32.870
Okay, I love you with all my heart.


01:14:32.880 --> 01:14:34.830
Thank you for watching.


01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:37.070
Tonight, we have another one with the


01:14:37.080 --> 01:14:40.950
queen of all women, Taylor Ann Ashley,


01:14:40.960 --> 01:14:42.830
the queen of all women. And she's going


01:14:42.840 --> 01:14:44.110
to be sitting


01:14:44.120 --> 01:14:47.150
right here in front. Okay, she's going


01:14:47.160 --> 01:14:48.550
to be sitting right here. Not in the


01:14:48.560 --> 01:14:50.630
usual usual spot for guests. She's going


01:14:50.640 --> 01:14:51.950
to be sitting right here. You could see


01:14:51.960 --> 01:14:55.030
all of her. It's going to be phenomenal


01:14:55.040 --> 01:14:58.910
tonight. 6:30 tonight. Please watch.


01:14:58.920 --> 01:15:00.590
Might be a live stream if we choose to


01:15:00.600 --> 01:15:01.550
do it.


01:15:01.560 --> 01:15:03.870
I think Bobby you this time finally you


01:15:03.880 --> 01:15:05.390
earned your lunch.


01:15:05.400 --> 01:15:07.590
We're going to go eat. Enjoy. I even got


01:15:07.600 --> 01:15:09.870
you those plantain chips that you like.


01:15:09.880 --> 01:15:12.150
Thumbs up. Okay, try not to spill on the


01:15:12.160 --> 01:15:13.190
you know.


01:15:13.200 --> 01:15:14.430
But you know I didn't even tell you last


01:15:14.440 --> 01:15:15.510
time that you spilled all over the


01:15:15.520 --> 01:15:16.910
floor. I just cleaned You're like my


01:15:16.920 --> 01:15:18.430
kid. I just cleaned it up. It's easier


01:15:18.440 --> 01:15:19.950
just to clean it than to tell you, Bobby


01:15:19.960 --> 01:15:23.270
go clean it. You know. Okay guys, I love


01:15:23.280 --> 01:15:25.070
you with all my heart. Thank you for


01:15:25.080 --> 01:15:26.470
watching.


01:15:26.480 --> 01:15:29.400
Pick a topic.