AUDIO BURST LATE NITE #2 - I Keep Getting Compliments on My Legs!
RSS Feed Key Takeaways
- Getting repeated compliments on my legs and appearance online can sometimes feel like baffling code rather than straightforward flattery.
- Gym etiquette sometimes requires standing behind machines to avoid unwanted attention on lower body assets.
- Bizarre real-life encounters, like a hot yoga student flashing a tattoo, turn routine workout sessions into absolute sitcoms.
- Navigating the funny tension between appreciating flattery and respecting marriage creates plenty of comedy gold.
Luke and I just goof off for most of this one, and honestly it’s a vibe — raw, awkward, and hilarious. I’m laughing about the weird ways people try to compliment me (or slide into my DMs) — like the repetitive “you look good” scrolls and the baffling codes that make me wonder what folks actually want. I riff on gym etiquette (I literally stand behind machines so strangers don’t stare at my legs), and spill a ridiculous hot-yoga encounter where a 24-year-old Persian woman flashed a tattoo and basically turned the room into a sitcom. I poke fun at myself — saying I love everyone, joking about temptation, then immediately pulling back with a wink because, c’mon, I’m married. There’s a playful tension between being flattered and feeling weird, and we mine that for laughs while keeping things human. Luke — gorgeous inside and out, as we gush — brings warmth to the chaos, showing how charm and self-awareness can turn awkward moments into comedy gold.
Frequently Asked Questions
Why do people keep giving me compliments on my legs?
It is a running joke on the show about getting weird DMs and unexpected shoutouts from gym-goers and guests who suddenly decide they love my legs.
What happened during the hot yoga class?
A 24-year-old Persian woman unexpectedly lifted her sports bra to show a tattoo underneath, turning a normal yoga session into a hilarious and awkward sitcom moment.
How is gym etiquette handled when people stare?
To avoid lingering stares and awkward interactions, the strategy is literally to stand behind exercise machines so strangers cannot stare at my legs.
Speaker A
No, you wouldn't let me turn it off.
Speaker B
I appreciate that.
Speaker A
I'm sorry.
Speaker A
I should have turned it off before I came in here.
Speaker B
So it's okay because you were rushing.
Speaker B
No problem.
Speaker B
It's my bad.
Speaker B
So, yeah, they're like, you look good seven, eight times in a row.
Speaker B
I'm like, what is that code for you want bald headed dick?
Speaker B
What you want me Middle Eastern?
Speaker B
Let's get to the next level.
Speaker B
Now I'm tired because not going anywhere.
Speaker B
So now when I talk to ladies at the gym, I stand behind machines, you know, because I don't want them to look at my legs.
Speaker B
And like we had Taylor, the singer was on the show, he's like, oh, I love your legs.
Speaker B
I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker B
Okay, you love my legs, I'm looking good, but what do you want from me?
Speaker B
Why do you keep telling me I look good?
Speaker B
It's like I wanted to stop, you know, like this lady at the hot yoga, she's like 24, 25 years old, she's like, oh, this is my name, is this.
Speaker B
You know, I won't say her name.
Speaker B
And she showed me her tattoo under her breast.
Speaker B
She lifted up her sport bra.
Speaker B
I'm like, what the fuck do you want me?
Speaker B
You can have me if you like.
Speaker B
And then she's like, oh my God, she's so phenomenal.
Speaker B
My wife is going to be watching this, but she doesn't care.
Speaker B
She knows that I just love everyone.
Speaker B
I'm not, I'm just joking.
Speaker B
I'm not really going to do anything with anyone.
Speaker B
Even though I think about it all the time.
Speaker B
But yeah.
Speaker B
So this girl, 24 years old, gorgeous, Persian.
Speaker B
I thought, man, her vagina's got to be like a flower, right?
Speaker B
She's laying on her back, takes off her panties like a fresh tulip, right?
Speaker B
It's got to be.
Speaker B
I haven't seen one in like 25.
Speaker A
Years.
Speaker B
There's been a.
Speaker B
Thanks for reminding me.
Speaker A
Fucking with you.