BECOME A PRO: Mime, Acting and Improv Secrets Revealed!

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Welcome to Pick a Topic. Once again,


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Pick a Topic podcast. The funniest show,


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the most versatile show. We do sell


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films, we do master classes. Today we're


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going to talk about secrets of improv,


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secrets of mime, secrets of acting,


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things you don't hear on TED talk. You


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don't hear about actors telling you


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about how to act because they're making


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money off acting. They're not going to


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tell you how to do it for free. And if


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there's a seminar, a lecture, some


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douchebag is going to teach you how to


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do it. They're going to want three


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$4,000 to teach you what I'm going to


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teach you for free because I love the


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people watching. I love my viewers,


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casual, new viewers, regular viewers,


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watch and learn. We're going to talk


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about acting. We're going to go into


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improv and then mime. They all come


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together. I'm going to show you how. I'm


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going to show you how you can mime. You


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can do improv. If you don't want to do


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silent film like I do, no one does,


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right? You can do it for your friends.


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Do it for your kids. Do it for yourself.


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Do a little movie and put it on TikTok.


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Uh, if you're going to acting school or


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you're in Bollywood, Bollywood, [ __ ]


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yeah. Did you think of Bollywood? 30% of


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our beautiful people in India are


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watching live stream. 30% of live stream


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viewers are in India and they have


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Bollywood. I love those women in


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Bollywood. You know, we're talking about


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killing my wife. You would do it for me,


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right, Bobby? No, you wouldn't. No.


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Scared of his own shadow is not going to


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kill my wife. Uh, she was snoring so bad


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two nights ago. I thought about it. I


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would never do it. Of course, I just


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thought about it, but my god, that's not


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murder, right? Cuz it's irritating. The


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noise was so bad. It was annoying. It's


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manslaughter. It's just 5 10 years.


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Worth it. But um, of course, you're


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going to think about it, but and Bobby


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said, "No, don't kill your wife. Who


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would make a spaghetti?" Loves a


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spaghetti. Um, so anyway, secrets of


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acting. What is the number one secret in


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acting that nobody tells you? I went to


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the biggest acting conservatory in the


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world. Kirk Douglas went there. Adrien


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Brody went there. Alan Rudd went there.


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There, you're probably thinking, well,


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how come you're just a nobody? Well, I


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went there. Don Rickles went there.


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Insult Comic. So, a lot of big actors


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went there and actors who didn't make


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it. But so the American Academy of


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Dramatic Arts and they don't really


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teach you the number one secret. You


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take vocals, you take ballet, you take


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all kinds of stuff there. Things that


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you don't think associated with acting


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even though it's all kind of related and


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connected. Not really. Some of it is


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not. It's really for them just to make


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extra money off you, but some of it like


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mime and improv absolutely is connected


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to acting. And so the number one secret


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to acting I found out through experience


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and through an amazing acting coach. The


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number one acting coach I had I've had


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many many acting instructors and the


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number one acting coach of all is


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Patrick Day here in LA. And Patrick Day


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Patrick Day did I say it pronunciate


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correctly? I try to pronunciate. Some


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actors can't pronunciate at all. Like


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Marlon Brando and he's the greatest of


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all time. Um, he taught the number one


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secret in acting is


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Bobby. I'll give you a raise right now.


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If you tell me the number one secret in


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acting, because I always ask you, what's


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the number one secret in sales, losing


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weight? Number one secret. You're not


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going to know it. I'm sure you didn't


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Google it. The number one you give up.


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Number one secret in acting is


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while you're acting, before you're


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acting, you're about to act, you're


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about to recite your lines,


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the actor has to have a secret


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in your head before you do your lines.


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So, the actor has to have a secret.


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Maybe you just broke up with your


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girlfriend or boyfriend. Maybe your mom


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just passed away. Maybe you have some


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hurt in your life that you never got


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over. I've got no secrets right from day


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one. I'm talking about my depression and


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how I lost weight and how my kids bother


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me and how my wife bothers me and how


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Bobby bothers me and how all these


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things in life and how the neighbors


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bother me and Bobby, where are you


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going?


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>> Okay, let's wait for Bobby. He's getting


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a cable in the middle of the show. He's


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going over there. That's my bedroom.


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Life always says, "Don't let bedroom


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without you. You never know. He might


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put like a diamond in his pocket. Don't


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let it go in the dresser. We've known


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him for 3 months. He's a nice young man,


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but we never really know if he's, you


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know what his habits are. He seems very


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nice, but we don't know. Now he's there.


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It's been over a minute. He's bag. Is he


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really looking in the bag?" I tell him


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we have cameras, but we have cameras. I


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just tell him that. He'll think we have


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cameras. He's been there for minutes.


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Should I go look? Oh, or should I trust


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him? I don't really


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He thinks we have cameras. He's do


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anything. He knows I'm Tony Rockman.


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It takes him to to look for a cable.


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Cables are right.


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You found the cable.


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A few more minutes. You sure you got the


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right bag?


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You need some help?


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He's telling He's telling me keep


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talking. Pretend I'm not there. It's


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getting worse. Oh my god.


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Check this back in. Let me go help ruin


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the show already.


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Check for cables.


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Please


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show up to


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Yeah, it's still going. We're waiting


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for you. I'm not sure what kind of cable


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you need. Okay, it's okay. I entertain


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people. I thought you said you found it.


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Come on.


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Was laughing their ass off


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chat.


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See? Okay, we're back. Oh, I thought it


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was a gray cable.


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We didn't use that cable last time.


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How come we didn't use that cable


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yesterday?


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Oh, okay. Let's go for it. Oh, you said


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you wanted to try something new. Okay,


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go for it. Go for it. By the time you're


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30, you'll be a master at your craft.


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Stick with me. You'll be a master. I had


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no mentor, no adviser. It took me


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decades to be good. You It'll five years


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flat.


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Unless you think you're a master now.


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Oh, my wife is saying, "I don't see the


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live stream." Honey, it's been taking a


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while. Danny was a little late.


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He's fine. We're up and running. I hope


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you can see it now. Okay, here we go.


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We're live.


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Okay, fantastic. Here we are. The hearts


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are ready. Let them fly. Okay,


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let's get into the secrets of acting.


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More secrets of acting. Now, when you're


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ready, everything is good. We can talk


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about


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having a secret. Why it's so important


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to have


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ready? The cable's in. So whenever you


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see an actor and you're watching him


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movie's good,


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know that the actor has a secret. You'll


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never know the secret. Maybe he loves


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someone on set. Maybe he's wants to


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cheat on his wife with someone on set.


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Maybe he already has. Whatever it is,


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that secret is helping him become a


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better actor. That secret is helping him


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recite his lines better. So, and that's


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reflected on camera. So, the viewer, the


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listener is enjoying the actor more


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because the actor has a secret and it's


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coming through with what he's saying.


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So, when I have a secret, which I always


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do, even though you think you know all


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my secrets, you don't really know all of


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them. And even if you did know all of


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them, you don't know which one I'm using


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in a particular time when I'm reciting


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whatever line I'm using.


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And so it's very important because let's


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say I have to cry on Q. Let's say I'm


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talking about um my kids and how much I


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love them. And when I was 400 pounds, I


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I could barely breathe. I could never


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play with them. And uh I couldn't even


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walk.


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And it was hard because I couldn't even


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walk around. My ankles hurt and my knees


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hurt and they wanted to play and I can


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see how they they were looking at me and


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I couldn't even run. I couldn't even


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walk. I couldn't even walk with them.


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And now, you know, I'm lost a lot of


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weight. And um now my kid who was a a


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baby and a toddler and never played with


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his cat uh dad ever, not one time. Now


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he's about to run with me for the first


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time. And I'm gonna tape it. I'm going


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to tape him running with me and I'm


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going to look at him. I'm going to look


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at him while he's running and while he's


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running for the very first time with his


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dad and I'm going to look at him and


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say, "I love you." And he's going to


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say, "He loves me." And it's going to be


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so [ __ ] good.


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You're missing it.


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Do you see what I did?


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Pretend he's not here. Okay. What did I


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do?


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I was emotional on screen. How did I do


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that? When you want emotions to come up,


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think of a secret. My secret is I think


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of a loved one. I think of someone who


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either passed away or I think of someone


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that I miss. I think of something that


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hurt, something that bothered me, or I


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think of two or three things that hurt


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me. And I have it in my mind as I'm


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speaking, as I'm saying the lines I have


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to say.


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And boom, the emotions come out. Did you


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feel it when I was speaking? And I even


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[ __ ] it up while I was saying it cuz


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this one over here is not paying


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attention. It bothered me, right? So I'm


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saying the lines, having my emotions


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come up. I'm like [ __ ] crying on Q.


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Only one of 10 people in the world who


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can do it. And this one over here


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doesn't even realize what I was doing.


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One of 10 people on the planet out of


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eight billion that can do a skill that


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no one can do and he's 20 ft away and


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doesn't realize what I'm doing. Imagine


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that. I'm thinking, "Oh my god, I'm so


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irritated." I still was doing it. So


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that's the thing. Have a secret just


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like I showed you. I had a secret and I


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was thinking of my father who passed


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away and I was thinking of how big I was


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and how frustrating I was and walking


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from the kitchen to the bathroom and I


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couldn't breathe and I almost died of


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COVID in 20 so [ __ ] crazy. And I'm


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thinking of three things at the same


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time and telling you about the


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inspirational video that we're about to


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film in November after a couple more


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runs that I'm going to tape the 10K next


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month and the one I'm going to run with


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my kid. And the reason I didn't [ __ ]


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reflow cry is because of this one. But


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it's okay. You got the you got the point


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how I was doing it. I had the secret.


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I'm reciting my lines. Gonna have two


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three secrets. Even though you guys know


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my history, you didn't really know the


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secret I had in mind. That's fine. You


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can have an actor. You know their whole


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biography, but you don't know the secret


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they have while they're doing their


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lines. But whatever secret they have,


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you can feel it because you it's


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reflected on camera. Okay? When you're


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watching a movie or you're watching a TV


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show, a thriller, a scary movie, think


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about one of your favorite movies or


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just something you're on Netflix or


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something, you're watching something and


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you're watching an actor you've seen


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many times and you like that actor or


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Wonder Woman, Gil Gilgot. She's from my


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homeland, Israel. I was born there and


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she's very sexy, attractive and she's


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acting and I like I like Wonder Woman. I


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like her roles. And then I'm watching


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her. I'm watching her in some the Nile


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River, the Nile. What's the one she did


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where the it's called the Nile or


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something few years back and I was


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crushed. I'm watching her


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and I'm like, "What the fuck?" I see her


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do something that beginning actors do on


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their first day of acting. This is after


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she did Wonder Woman and after she did


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several movies. And I'm thinking, how


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the [ __ ] did the director allow her to


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do that scene without retaking and


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without telling her Gil? No. Let's do


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that one again. So, what she did, which


00:16:36.959 --> 00:16:39.269
all actors do on day one, unless they're


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very special, and I'm sure I've done it,


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and most actors do it on day one, they


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indicate. Okay. Indicate is when you


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tell the actor you're acting with or


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you're you're acting in front of a a


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camera or where whatever it is you're


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reciting lines. You're let's say you


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want to be emotional in the role.


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You overdo it. You're indicating. You're


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indicating your emotion, right? You


00:17:09.360 --> 00:17:13.750
never indicate or you're tired.


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You're indicating. you never indicate


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what what your your act your character


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is feeling or you never do that. So she


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was really surprised. She was like


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shocked her character at the moment and


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she went like that and I'm like what the


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[ __ ] And I turned to my wife, what the


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[ __ ] That's bad acting.


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And how did they they leave that in that


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movie? It was a mainstream uh A-list


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movie and she was indicating in the


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movie. So you never indicate that's the


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secret of acting is you have to be as


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discreet as possible. Bring it down 20


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notches. If you watch like Robert Dairo,


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Marlon Brando, you can go back to James


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Dean.


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They're very still.


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They're not really moving a lot. They're


00:18:06.000 --> 00:18:08.950
not overdoing it. They're not moving.


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Like when I move my arms a lot and all


00:18:11.679 --> 00:18:14.150
of that, that's the mime coming out of


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me. We're going to talk all about that


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and the secrets of mime and where that


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comes from. It's fascinating. Everything


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good. Love the way he's working.


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It's a good thing I didn't fire him when


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he was putting [ __ ] in his pocket in


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there. Oh, we're joking.


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Okay.


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So fantastic. A lot of people in the


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chat, they're interested in the acting.


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It's good because all our Bollywood


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friends that are watching Bollywood,


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it's probably a lot of Bollywood actors


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watching. So with the Bollywood acting,


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there's a lot of indicating.


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And I'm not sure if it's they're


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indicating because the act the director


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wants the actors to indicate, but


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Bollywood is fantastic entertainment. In


00:19:05.039 --> 00:19:08.870
my opinion, it serves a niche. So, it's


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not like a a Hollywood type movie where


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structured storyline that I teach about


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stories where it's character-driven. You


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it's different type of story. So, I'm


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not sure if the director wants them to,


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you know, they they're dancing. It's


00:19:23.760 --> 00:19:26.789
really lovely. I love it. But they


00:19:26.799 --> 00:19:29.190
should still not indicate. So, let's say


00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:31.750
they're sad and they're like, "Why are


00:19:31.760 --> 00:19:35.590
you leaving me?" No, no, no. Because


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once you indicate,


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okay, and you overdo it, the audience is


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not going to care or they're going to


00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:45.029
care less about you. You want your


00:19:45.039 --> 00:19:48.549
audience to care more about you. When I


00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:50.630
was talking about my kid and how I


00:19:50.640 --> 00:19:52.470
couldn't play with him when I was heavy,


00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:54.789
I was young and now I'm I'm going about


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to run with him. I started having


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emotions before he messed it up.


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Remember that a few minutes ago? You


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care. You were enthralled. you were in


00:20:03.039 --> 00:20:05.669
there with me and you were you cared


00:20:05.679 --> 00:20:07.190
about the [snorts] story that I was


00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:09.270
telling. That's what you want when


00:20:09.280 --> 00:20:12.950
you're telling a story. Good. Fantastic.


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Look how I take care of them. Having


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grapes in the morning.


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Um so that's that's what you want. You


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want to not indicate you want to have


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your secret or secrets in your head when


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you're reciting. When you don't


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indicate, you're discreet, Robert


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Dairoish, you know, bring it down 10 to


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20 notches and deliver your lines with


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your secrets and with emotion, but don't


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overdo it. Don't indicate your emotion.


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Don't indicate what your character is


00:20:43.280 --> 00:20:46.149
feeling. Okay? So, you're tired. Don't


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stretch and yawn. You know, you're


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shock. Don't show that you're shocked.


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You know, that's Oh, I can't hear


00:20:54.320 --> 00:20:57.430
myself.


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Are you there? Are Oh, no. I can't hear


00:20:59.360 --> 00:21:01.669
myself. Something happened. Something


00:21:01.679 --> 00:21:03.510
happened.


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Something happened. Hold on. Happened.


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They can't hear me.


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Yeah. Happened. But it was But just No


00:21:13.200 --> 00:21:14.630
happened. Oh, it's coming. It's coming.


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It's coming. Coming. It's coming. Okay,


00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:18.149
now it's good. What do you think it was?


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What do you think it was? Hello. Hello.


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You guys can hear me. Wow. Raise it up a


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little bit.


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Raise it up a little bit. The volume. I


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don't know if I Yeah. Okay. Perfect.


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Perfect. Perfect. That was weird. Right


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now I'm using your I don't want to use


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your You always use the word weird. I


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want to use peculiar or odd because you


00:21:36.320 --> 00:21:38.070
always say weird. Right. You're in the


00:21:38.080 --> 00:21:39.430
habit of using weird. I want to say


00:21:39.440 --> 00:21:41.270
strange. Okay.


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>> Oh, of course it was the cable. What


00:21:43.200 --> 00:21:45.669
else could it be? Okay, fine. Okay. But


00:21:45.679 --> 00:21:48.230
it's perfect. No harm, no foul. They'll


00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:49.669
stay with me forever. They're like my


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puppies. Look, they're not leaving me.


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They're right there. I can see their


00:21:52.240 --> 00:21:53.830
tails wagging. They're not going to


00:21:53.840 --> 00:21:55.830
leave me. Okay, so that's fine. Look at


00:21:55.840 --> 00:21:57.110
all the people watching. Okay,


00:21:57.120 --> 00:21:59.669
wonderful. So, basically, you don't want


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to indicate because when you indicate,


00:22:02.559 --> 00:22:04.070
people are not you're going to be less


00:22:04.080 --> 00:22:05.669
credible as an actor. They're not going


00:22:05.679 --> 00:22:06.950
to care as much. They're not going to


00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:08.549
care about the story anymore. You lose


00:22:08.559 --> 00:22:10.710
them. You want them to be enthralled.


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You want them to be with the character


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with you. You want them to root you on.


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So, don't indicate. the more secrets you


00:22:18.159 --> 00:22:21.430
have and the deeper your secret,


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the more the audience will be with you.


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Okay, that is the biggest secret of


00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:30.149
acting. The bigger your secret, don't


00:22:30.159 --> 00:22:33.750
tell anyone. Keep it for yourself. And


00:22:33.760 --> 00:22:35.510
so once you let it out of the bag, you


00:22:35.520 --> 00:22:37.029
heard that you let it out of the bag,


00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:39.590
it's like loses energy. You keep it in


00:22:39.600 --> 00:22:42.470
the bag. Don't tell your closest friend.


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Don't tell anyone. Keep it. Even you


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tell your closest friend, it's out of


00:22:47.120 --> 00:22:50.230
the bag. Loses energy. And I'm a big


00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:51.830
believer in energy of the universe and


00:22:51.840 --> 00:22:53.909
your energy as a person. Okay? It's part


00:22:53.919 --> 00:22:55.990
of the energy of the universe. So keep


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your secrets as an actor and it'll help


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you. And that's the biggest secret of


00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:02.950
acting to have a secret while you're


00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:06.070
acting. Thank you, Patrick Day. You are


00:23:06.080 --> 00:23:09.190
wonderful. I'm so glad I met you. You


00:23:09.200 --> 00:23:13.750
are the best acting coach on the planet.


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They should take your DNA like in Star


00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:18.870
Wars like the Stormtroopers and make one


00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:21.990
million Patrick Days. Let's make a


00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:23.669
short.


00:23:23.679 --> 00:23:27.190
No. Okay. Just Just this is fine. Okay.


00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:28.950
Say again.


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>> No, the Patrick Day one. No, we have


00:23:31.120 --> 00:23:33.110
plenty of other shorts to make. Patrick


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Day can watch this and enjoy how I talk


00:23:35.360 --> 00:23:37.350
about him and maybe one day he'll give


00:23:37.360 --> 00:23:39.430
me a discount for a future acting class.


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Even though I This is where you say you


00:23:41.120 --> 00:23:42.390
don't need any more acting classes.


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Tony, you're great. Okay. Um, you know,


00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:49.350
when people watch me do silent films,


00:23:49.360 --> 00:23:51.909
they always say the same thing. They


00:23:51.919 --> 00:23:55.430
always say, "Tony, I don't I feel like


00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:57.830
I'm not watching you. I feel like I'm


00:23:57.840 --> 00:23:59.909
watching another person." Do you feel


00:23:59.919 --> 00:24:01.830
that way when you're watching me like in


00:24:01.840 --> 00:24:03.669
uh alone together? It's like it's not


00:24:03.679 --> 00:24:06.310
me, right? Cuz you know how I'm crazy.


00:24:06.320 --> 00:24:08.789
I'm moving my hands around. I'm making


00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:11.190
coochie jokes and like the guy on the


00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:13.990
bench. That's not Tony. You You feel


00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:16.870
that way? Really? Yeah. Me, too. Feel


00:24:16.880 --> 00:24:19.269
like that's not me, too. Yeah. Everyone


00:24:19.279 --> 00:24:22.470
has that feeling. It's because I'm so


00:24:22.480 --> 00:24:27.510
into the character. So, I have a secret.


00:24:27.520 --> 00:24:30.230
Oh, I'm not going to tell you, but I've


00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:33.029
got a secret. A hobo secret. A secret as


00:24:33.039 --> 00:24:38.070
an actor while I'm acting. And I'm so


00:24:38.080 --> 00:24:40.390
aside from having a secret which is the


00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:43.110
biggest secret of acting while I have


00:24:43.120 --> 00:24:45.750
that secret which I'm never going to


00:24:45.760 --> 00:24:48.070
share with anyone. Okay, maybe I'll tell


00:24:48.080 --> 00:24:50.070
someone like maybe if I pick up a hooker


00:24:50.080 --> 00:24:52.149
one night. I mean like she'll never


00:24:52.159 --> 00:24:54.470
she's paid not to tell secrets, right?


00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:56.710
She'll like right unless like someone


00:24:56.720 --> 00:25:00.470
National Inquirer pays her. Um maybe


00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:02.310
then I'm like [ __ ] let me tell her my


00:25:02.320 --> 00:25:04.870
biggest secret. So, I'm hobo, the hobo


00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:07.269
character in the silent film alone


00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:09.350
together and I have a secret and I'm,


00:25:09.360 --> 00:25:11.110
you know, I'm taking care of this baby.


00:25:11.120 --> 00:25:12.630
It's not really a baby. It's a doll, but


00:25:12.640 --> 00:25:14.310
for me it's a baby because I'm obviously


00:25:14.320 --> 00:25:17.669
I have uh some issues and I it's like a


00:25:17.679 --> 00:25:19.669
baby for me. I totally in love with this


00:25:19.679 --> 00:25:22.149
baby. And the character is at its lowest


00:25:22.159 --> 00:25:24.950
point in the history of his life, but


00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:27.350
yet I show the capacity for love. This


00:25:27.360 --> 00:25:29.590
character who's homeless and or housing


00:25:29.600 --> 00:25:33.110
insecure is showing how much love he has


00:25:33.120 --> 00:25:34.630
for another human being. Even though


00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:36.789
it's not a human being, it's a doll. He


00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:38.549
thinks it's a human being and he


00:25:38.559 --> 00:25:40.310
actually thinks it's a baby. And when he


00:25:40.320 --> 00:25:43.350
loses his baby, he he has a [ __ ] fit. He


00:25:43.360 --> 00:25:46.390
freaks out. And you really feel horrible


00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:49.029
for the character, right?


00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:50.630
Feel horrible for the character. And


00:25:50.640 --> 00:25:53.510
it's not it's not Tony. How does Tony do


00:25:53.520 --> 00:25:55.909
it? So, how does Tony do it? because I'm


00:25:55.919 --> 00:25:58.149
not talking. I'm not moving my hands


00:25:58.159 --> 00:26:00.789
around like I usually do like now or


00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:03.590
when I'm miming or a comedy podcast and


00:26:03.600 --> 00:26:05.830
I'm not touching my head. Oh [ __ ] You


00:26:05.840 --> 00:26:09.510
know, talking about the neighbors. So,


00:26:09.520 --> 00:26:12.789
got my secret. And that secret, the


00:26:12.799 --> 00:26:15.190
secret I have you, it comes out of my


00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:18.950
eyes. So, if you if you watch when I


00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:21.269
panic and I'm looking around and I don't


00:26:21.279 --> 00:26:24.310
see my [ __ ] baby or the doll and it's


00:26:24.320 --> 00:26:27.750
missing, you don't know if some kid came


00:26:27.760 --> 00:26:30.390
and took the doll playing a prank on the


00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:32.789
hobo character or you don't know if I


00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:35.510
didn't um the carriage, the stroller


00:26:35.520 --> 00:26:38.710
just rolled down the street. What do you


00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:39.990
think happened to the stroller when you


00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:42.950
saw the stroller was missing?


00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:44.549
The baby was obviously gone, but what


00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:46.310
did you think? Did someone took the uh


00:26:46.320 --> 00:26:48.549
stroller at the time or did you think it


00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:50.230
just the stroller went by itself down


00:26:50.240 --> 00:26:53.289
the street? Someone took it. Okay. So,


00:26:53.299 --> 00:26:53.909
[snorts]


00:26:53.919 --> 00:26:55.909
and you can see that he's panicking. The


00:26:55.919 --> 00:26:58.549
character is panicking like crazy is.


00:26:58.559 --> 00:27:01.830
And um so that's because of the secret I


00:27:01.840 --> 00:27:04.630
had as an actor. And that's Netflix what


00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:06.789
I can do for you for every silent film


00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:08.070
we do in the future. And people will


00:27:08.080 --> 00:27:10.230
love it. But I don't come cheap by the


00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:12.230
way. And Bobby comes with me by the way.


00:27:12.240 --> 00:27:15.190
You like that? Cool. You heard that one?


00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:17.350
You stop the text immediately and look.


00:27:17.360 --> 00:27:19.350
Okay. Um,


00:27:19.360 --> 00:27:22.230
okay. So, let's go to something really,


00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:24.789
really, really fun. Okay. You know what?


00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:28.789
Let's go improv last. Let's go to mime.


00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:33.110
Oh [ __ ] Let's go to mine. Okay. Mime.


00:27:33.120 --> 00:27:35.909
You have to be very physical in mime.


00:27:35.919 --> 00:27:39.110
Now, I used to be almost 400 lb and I


00:27:39.120 --> 00:27:42.310
still was able to do mime. How is that


00:27:42.320 --> 00:27:46.310
possible? Because mime is all about one


00:27:46.320 --> 00:27:50.230
thing. Mime is all about


00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:51.909
hands,


00:27:51.919 --> 00:27:54.230
eyes. You know that hands, knees. You


00:27:54.240 --> 00:27:55.669
know Arnold Schwarzenegger used to have


00:27:55.679 --> 00:27:57.990
that commercial. Hands, knees. What is


00:27:58.000 --> 00:28:01.590
it? That kindergarten song.


00:28:01.600 --> 00:28:05.430
Hands, knees. How does it go? Do you?


00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:06.789
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That


00:28:06.799 --> 00:28:08.230
that's it. I can't I can't do it. But


00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:10.070
hands, shoulders, knees. Okay. no


00:28:10.080 --> 00:28:13.029
shoulders, but it's about hand eye


00:28:13.039 --> 00:28:15.510
coordination, which I don't really have.


00:28:15.520 --> 00:28:17.430
My wife has always mocked me because


00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:19.190
I've got a brain tumor because my


00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:20.549
coordination is not great because that


00:28:20.559 --> 00:28:22.710
brain tumor happens to be in the area,


00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:26.870
ironically, that controls vision.


00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:30.070
Okay, so I've got vertigo. I've had


00:28:30.080 --> 00:28:32.149
vertigo for years. Sometimes my vertigo


00:28:32.159 --> 00:28:34.070
is really really bad where it's like I'm


00:28:34.080 --> 00:28:36.310
bouncing off the wall and she my wife


00:28:36.320 --> 00:28:38.549
has got has to take me by the arm and


00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:41.510
walk me into the ER and my my eyes are


00:28:41.520 --> 00:28:43.190
spinning for two three months. Uh and


00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:45.029
it's horrible. I haven't had that


00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:47.350
experience that for a long time but


00:28:47.360 --> 00:28:48.710
that's because the brain tumor is


00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.710
pushing up on the brain wall and it's


00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:52.870
the size of a handball and actually I


00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:55.110
have a handball. So the reason I have a


00:28:55.120 --> 00:28:57.029
handball, this was in the garage. I have


00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:58.950
not played with the ball for many many


00:28:58.960 --> 00:29:02.549
many many years. But


00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:06.470
part of mimming is practicing. Part of


00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:09.990
acting is practicing. Uh joke creation,


00:29:10.000 --> 00:29:13.029
uh sales, everything. Uh basketball,


00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:16.310
football, running, it's all practicing,


00:29:16.320 --> 00:29:18.630
[ __ ] all of it. First started


00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:21.029
plucking, I was just missionary. Now I'm


00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:23.190
doing all kinds of positions. You


00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:25.510
wouldn't. It's so hot. It's so great.


00:29:25.520 --> 00:29:31.990
All with my wife of course. Um, so


00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:34.789
I wanted to see if you think it


00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:36.870
fantastic. Ask any questions about


00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:40.149
improv mime and acting that you like. So


00:29:40.159 --> 00:29:42.070
we start with any hand ball or tennis


00:29:42.080 --> 00:29:44.549
ball. Now this goes to being a better


00:29:44.559 --> 00:29:47.350
mind. It's all about the hands. If you


00:29:47.360 --> 00:29:49.510
watch the hobo character, when I'm on


00:29:49.520 --> 00:29:51.909
the bench and I pretend like I dropped


00:29:51.919 --> 00:29:54.549
my beanie, my little hat, I pretend like


00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:56.789
I dropped it. Did you think I dropped it


00:29:56.799 --> 00:29:58.549
on purpose or it just dropped by itself


00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:01.190
accidentally?


00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:04.389
You think it just dropped accidentally?


00:30:04.399 --> 00:30:05.590
So, you didn't think I did that


00:30:05.600 --> 00:30:07.750
deliberately?


00:30:07.760 --> 00:30:12.310
I'm so brilliant. So, okay. So, that is


00:30:12.320 --> 00:30:14.789
all the hands.


00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:17.750
the hands when you're thinking something


00:30:17.760 --> 00:30:21.029
as an actor a sin film actor a mime what


00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:23.750
there was there are mimes that well like


00:30:23.760 --> 00:30:27.350
I'm nothing compared to the real mimes


00:30:27.360 --> 00:30:30.070
Marseilles Marseilles and a French mime


00:30:30.080 --> 00:30:32.389
the greatest mime in the history of the


00:30:32.399 --> 00:30:35.510
world if you if you uh Marseilles if you


00:30:35.520 --> 00:30:38.789
um YouTube him I'm nothing compared to


00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:41.269
Marseilles so he's the greatest of all


00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:44.470
time Michael Jordan of mimes so of Of


00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:46.950
course, no one will ever be like Marcy.


00:30:46.960 --> 00:30:49.830
There's nothing like him. No, like uh


00:30:49.840 --> 00:30:52.549
LeBron James. No one will ever uh pass


00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:55.110
him in scoring. There's no one who's


00:30:55.120 --> 00:30:56.470
ever going to be better than him in


00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:58.710
scoring or pass him in scoring or no one


00:30:58.720 --> 00:31:00.789
who's ever going to be uh skyhook like


00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:03.269
Kareem or stick out their tongue like


00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:05.510
Jordan. Marseilles is the greatest mime


00:31:05.520 --> 00:31:07.269
in the history of of the world will


00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:09.190
always be. But that's okay. You don't


00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:10.710
want to be like Marseilles. You want to


00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:12.310
be a mime like yourself. How do you


00:31:12.320 --> 00:31:14.230
start? Okay. The secrets of mine. It's


00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:15.990
all about


00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:18.870
ball and


00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:21.590
coins. Hey, you didn't know that, huh?


00:31:21.600 --> 00:31:23.269
Okay, you can't Google this [ __ ] by the


00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:26.070
way. If you Google it, it won't show up.


00:31:26.080 --> 00:31:28.870
Try to Google it and you'll see. AI is


00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:32.070
I'm with you. AI is so dumb. Okay,


00:31:32.080 --> 00:31:35.190
so when I was a kid, we didn't have we


00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:37.430
had a Rubik's cube. We didn't have any


00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:39.669
iPads, iPhones is back in the day,


00:31:39.679 --> 00:31:41.430
right? It's like I tell the kids of


00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:43.909
dinosaurs roaming around and so we had


00:31:43.919 --> 00:31:45.509
nothing. We had balls, right? We played


00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:48.230
basketball. I love to throw a ball in


00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:52.070
the air. So just catch a ball in your


00:31:52.080 --> 00:31:53.830
hand.


00:31:53.840 --> 00:31:56.549
It's all you do all day long. All day


00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:59.590
long. Day long.


00:31:59.600 --> 00:32:02.070
So all day long from one hand to


00:32:02.080 --> 00:32:05.029
another. All day long. And then you can


00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:07.509
juggle and you throw it. And I literally


00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:11.350
did that for hours. for hours,


00:32:11.360 --> 00:32:13.430
thousands of times. I would throw it up,


00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:15.590
you know, in the apartment. So, I would


00:32:15.600 --> 00:32:17.430
throw it up like four or five, six feet


00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:19.669
in the air or like a little Nerf


00:32:19.679 --> 00:32:21.830
football. It was so messed up. It had


00:32:21.840 --> 00:32:24.310
all the Nerf stuff was the sponge was


00:32:24.320 --> 00:32:25.750
out of it, you know, and I kept playing


00:32:25.760 --> 00:32:28.950
with it. So then I would go outside and


00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:30.710
throw the ball or the football or


00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:33.909
whatever it is 10, 15, 20, 25 feet in


00:32:33.919 --> 00:32:35.590
the air and catch it. It would never


00:32:35.600 --> 00:32:37.590
drop. I'd always catch it. And I'd


00:32:37.600 --> 00:32:39.350
literally throw it in the air literally


00:32:39.360 --> 00:32:43.590
hundreds of times. And that improved my


00:32:43.600 --> 00:32:45.430
coordination. Not really my


00:32:45.440 --> 00:32:48.630
coordination, it improved my hands,


00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:54.230
eyes, and so whatever I'm thinking


00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:57.110
right away, it translates to my hands.


00:32:57.120 --> 00:32:58.789
So when I'm thinking drop the [ __ ]


00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:02.710
hat as an actor, it drops. And look,


00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:05.430
Bobby thought that was just something


00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:08.070
that I just dropped, but it was already


00:33:08.080 --> 00:33:10.230
planned and prepared for the character


00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:11.830
when he got off the bench in the


00:33:11.840 --> 00:33:15.029
morning. So, I did that and then I put


00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:17.190
it on my head very slowly, deliberately,


00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:18.710
because I had to what? I had to get up


00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:21.509
and look for the baby that was gone. And


00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:23.509
then he came to the conclusion that


00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.149
[ __ ] I'm going to find my [ __ ] baby.


00:33:26.159 --> 00:33:27.750
He's talking to himself how he's


00:33:27.760 --> 00:33:30.149
determined to find his baby. And you see


00:33:30.159 --> 00:33:32.070
him talking to himself like I'm going to


00:33:32.080 --> 00:33:34.070
find my [ __ ] baby. And he's putting


00:33:34.080 --> 00:33:36.070
the the beanie on his head and he's


00:33:36.080 --> 00:33:38.470
putting his shoes on and his he turns


00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:40.549
his uh hands into like you know those


00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:41.990
what do you call those things that you


00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:44.710
like a it's like a shoe a shoe horn,


00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:47.430
right? He turns his uh he turns his hand


00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:50.389
into a shoe horn. Did you get that part


00:33:50.399 --> 00:33:51.830
where he turns his hand into a shoe


00:33:51.840 --> 00:33:53.990
horn? Did you figure that that that's


00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:57.590
what he was doing? Yeah. So, um, that


00:33:57.600 --> 00:34:01.029
was all part of the prepared material.


00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:03.750
But you see, most viewers thought I just


00:34:03.760 --> 00:34:05.990
had just dropped the beanie. They didn't


00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:08.389
know it was prepared because it seemed


00:34:08.399 --> 00:34:11.589
so natural. It seemed natural, right,


00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:13.270
Bobby? It seemed natural when I dropped


00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:17.349
it. Okay. So, all you do, but you have


00:34:17.359 --> 00:34:19.430
to want. It's just like losing weight.


00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:21.829
My master class for losing weight. You


00:34:21.839 --> 00:34:26.790
have to want to, you know, to try to if


00:34:26.800 --> 00:34:29.430
you're in an acting class or a class for


00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:31.030
improv. I don't know if there they have


00:34:31.040 --> 00:34:33.190
classes for mime, but they have all


00:34:33.200 --> 00:34:35.430
kinds of acting classes in improv and


00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:37.430
you can do mime and all kinds of things


00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:39.510
in improv. It's improv. We'll get it.


00:34:39.520 --> 00:34:42.550
We'll get into it. It's so fun. and um


00:34:42.560 --> 00:34:45.030
or just if you're at a party and you're


00:34:45.040 --> 00:34:48.629
all drunk and so the better you are with


00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:51.270
your mind and your hands, you're if you


00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:53.909
get to a point where you're so good that


00:34:53.919 --> 00:34:58.790
if you could just just throw it


00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:01.670
just do it like do it all day long or


00:35:01.680 --> 00:35:04.150
just do it for like half an hour, you'll


00:35:04.160 --> 00:35:06.710
just improve dramatically.


00:35:06.720 --> 00:35:09.910
Then as your hands get better then what


00:35:09.920 --> 00:35:12.710
you can do is I'm going to do something


00:35:12.720 --> 00:35:16.310
now and you tell me if seen it. Okay. So


00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:18.470
what do you think is lighter? A dime or


00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:20.790
a quarter?


00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:23.430
A dime? A dime is a lot quarter. A lot


00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:26.630
uh thinner and lighter than a quarter.


00:35:26.640 --> 00:35:28.630
Probably maybe a third or a quarter the


00:35:28.640 --> 00:35:31.349
weight of a quarter. So what do you


00:35:31.359 --> 00:35:33.750
think will drop to the ground faster? A


00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:37.109
quarter or a dime?


00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:41.270
Right. Okay. So, I'm sitting. I've never


00:35:41.280 --> 00:35:44.710
attempted this sitting down. So, when


00:35:44.720 --> 00:35:46.950
you're a kid, you know, growing up in


00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:49.430
the 70s and 80s, you have nothing to


00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:51.589
play with. So, you play with a string.


00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:53.190
Literally, you play with a string.


00:35:53.200 --> 00:35:55.030
That's hard to imagine, right? Have you


00:35:55.040 --> 00:35:57.109
ever heard of that kind of thing? Kids


00:35:57.119 --> 00:35:59.670
playing with a string. Kids playing with


00:35:59.680 --> 00:36:03.910
little u marbles. Um little soldier,


00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:07.750
green soldiers. So this is improving


00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:11.829
your your arms. You need your arms are


00:36:11.839 --> 00:36:17.030
vital for a mind vital. You have to have


00:36:17.040 --> 00:36:20.150
your it's like the most important thing


00:36:20.160 --> 00:36:22.310
more important than your mind, your


00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:25.109
eyes, your your feet, your arms are


00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:26.550
everything. If you watch Charlie


00:36:26.560 --> 00:36:29.510
Chaplain, you watch Buster Katon, I'm


00:36:29.520 --> 00:36:33.109
not saying I'm as good as them. Uh, but


00:36:33.119 --> 00:36:35.589
I am probably three times bigger than


00:36:35.599 --> 00:36:38.069
them. So, they had an advantage because


00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:40.390
they were lighter and smaller. So, their


00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:42.630
arms were quicker. It's just just like a


00:36:42.640 --> 00:36:44.710
lightweight boxer. His arms are going to


00:36:44.720 --> 00:36:46.790
be quicker than a middleweight boxer


00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:49.030
because I'm light heavyweight, but I'm


00:36:49.040 --> 00:36:50.390
about to be middleweight when I lose


00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:52.390
another 20 pounds and be calendar


00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:54.390
weight. but still a lightweight or


00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:56.710
featherweight. So, Charlie Choplin, his


00:36:56.720 --> 00:36:59.589
arms were a lot uh lighter than mine


00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:02.230
will ever be. It's all about the arms.


00:37:02.240 --> 00:37:05.270
When they were doing mime, they created


00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:09.990
mime. They created that uh uh arena. Oh


00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:13.270
my god, my friends.


00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:16.310
Lucifer, fake Lucifer, I love you. Oh,


00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:18.790
Lucifer, I love you. So, you watch


00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:22.790
Bollywood? Tell me,


00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:25.109
you know what? I slept really well


00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:28.150
because I had my wife. God bless her. Or


00:37:28.160 --> 00:37:30.470
um you stayed away from her last night.


00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:33.190
Thank you. She slept on the couch. She


00:37:33.200 --> 00:37:35.349
said, "I've been married to you for 20


00:37:35.359 --> 00:37:37.910
years together. 24 years. The night


00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:41.030
before that you uh I canceled the show.


00:37:41.040 --> 00:37:42.470
Yesterday morning I had a show. I


00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:43.670
canceled it because I wasn't feeling


00:37:43.680 --> 00:37:45.430
well. I had not slept cuz she the night


00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:47.829
before she was snoring so bad she felt


00:37:47.839 --> 00:37:49.750
guilty. So last night she was on the


00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:51.270
couch the whole night. That's why I have


00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:53.589
energy. I slept so well. I'm a little


00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:56.150
sore throat, but I'm feeling well. And


00:37:56.160 --> 00:37:59.109
so no, I'm not tired. Lucifer, thank you


00:37:59.119 --> 00:38:02.630
for being here. 1410. Lucifer 1410. Is


00:38:02.640 --> 00:38:04.710
that how many souls you've taken? I hope


00:38:04.720 --> 00:38:06.790
not. You're not taking me. I hope you


00:38:06.800 --> 00:38:11.190
know. But hold on. If you gave me a


00:38:11.200 --> 00:38:15.030
really hot chick, 6 foot three with all


00:38:15.040 --> 00:38:17.349
the money in the world.


00:38:17.359 --> 00:38:20.710
No. Still you can't have me. Maybe like


00:38:20.720 --> 00:38:23.349
three hot chicks. Is that you doing the


00:38:23.359 --> 00:38:26.950
hearts or him?


00:38:26.960 --> 00:38:28.950
Are you doing the hearts? So why'd you


00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:30.150
think about it? You knew it was you


00:38:30.160 --> 00:38:31.910
right away.


00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:34.390
Okay. So, okay, Lucifer, look, check


00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:37.270
this out. As a mime, you have to be


00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:38.710
excellent with your arms, but you're


00:38:38.720 --> 00:38:40.310
Lucifer, so of course you're good with


00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:43.109
everything. Okay, so watch. I've never


00:38:43.119 --> 00:38:49.510
done this. Hold on.


00:38:49.520 --> 00:38:51.670
Bobby.


00:38:51.680 --> 00:38:58.150
Oh, I have to stand up.


00:38:58.160 --> 00:39:07.750
Can they see me?


00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:15.349
One.


00:39:15.359 --> 00:39:17.589
is flight of hand. Do I put it my right


00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:19.829
hand or am I catching it off? Look very


00:39:19.839 --> 00:39:23.349
carefully. I'll rewind. Am I catching it


00:39:23.359 --> 00:39:25.030
floating in the air? What am I doing? Is


00:39:25.040 --> 00:39:26.710
Lucifer helping me? What am I doing?


00:39:26.720 --> 00:39:32.390
Watch them. Oh, you're not.


00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:35.190
I've never dropped a coin in my life. I


00:39:35.200 --> 00:39:40.069
think L.


00:39:40.079 --> 00:39:42.550
What a good wish for me. How did I do


00:39:42.560 --> 00:39:47.990
it? Did I catch it? Now remember,


00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:49.829
these are lighter than a quarter.


00:39:49.839 --> 00:39:57.190
There's three of them. Lucif


00:39:57.200 --> 00:39:58.870
girls


00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:00.870
trying everything


00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:02.310
off. Look at that. Where's the fourth


00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:06.790
one?


00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:09.430
Bobby. Bobby,


00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:12.790
listen. Have to. What's the number one


00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:17.829
you think get better at


00:40:17.839 --> 00:40:20.470
practice that? That's it. It's not brain


00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:22.710
surgery.


00:40:22.720 --> 00:40:25.270
This is how you become a good mime. One,


00:40:25.280 --> 00:40:28.710
two. You're watching me. What? You think


00:40:28.720 --> 00:40:33.109
made me a good m? No, I'm not a Lucifer


00:40:33.119 --> 00:40:36.150
guy. He's called Lucifer. That's cute.


00:40:36.160 --> 00:40:38.390
But he's not the real


00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:42.790
arrest. I love you.


00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:46.550
Don't like with God.


00:40:46.560 --> 00:40:50.870
God is the one


00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:54.390
or one


00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:57.030
guys can see


00:40:57.040 --> 00:40:59.349
but I'm very


00:40:59.359 --> 00:41:03.829
not going to ask my friends.


00:41:03.839 --> 00:41:06.309
Four of them. Now watch off the elbow.


00:41:06.319 --> 00:41:08.870
What am I doing? If I my hand is


00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:12.390
floating


00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:14.630
on


00:41:14.640 --> 00:41:17.910
54 years old. What did I do? Did it


00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:19.510
float?


00:41:19.520 --> 00:41:21.270
Did it float? What? What happened?


00:41:21.280 --> 00:41:28.550
There's four of them.


00:41:28.560 --> 00:41:30.390
It's not for nothing that I'm just so


00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:32.470
good at mime.


00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:34.309
Who is it?


00:41:34.319 --> 00:41:38.950
practice. It's practice having a secret.


00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:41.030
You see how the acting, the mime, and


00:41:41.040 --> 00:41:42.550
I'm going to show you how improv goes


00:41:42.560 --> 00:41:45.030
into it. So, it's the three of them. And


00:41:45.040 --> 00:41:47.190
I'm going to show you how a great improv


00:41:47.200 --> 00:41:49.750
is a great actor. And the greatest


00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:51.430
improv


00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:53.910
is the greatest actor.


00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:56.550
But you can be phenomenal, fantastic at


00:41:56.560 --> 00:41:58.710
improv. It doesn't mean you want to act.


00:41:58.720 --> 00:42:01.829
It's all about wanting. So, you watch TV


00:42:01.839 --> 00:42:04.950
and you watch the guy, he's who's the uh


00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:06.870
Wayne Brady.


00:42:06.880 --> 00:42:09.910
He's wonderful. You watch that show.


00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:11.829
Fantastic. I love that show. And you


00:42:11.839 --> 00:42:13.990
know, I met him. He's a very nice guy.


00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:17.109
And um so he's great at improv, but you


00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:20.390
watch his acting, mediocre, not so good


00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:23.270
because he doesn't want to act. or maybe


00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:25.990
he's not great at acting because even


00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:29.030
though he's phenomenal at singing and


00:42:29.040 --> 00:42:33.349
improv, you have to want if he wanted to


00:42:33.359 --> 00:42:37.910
be a better actor, he can learn and


00:42:37.920 --> 00:42:40.550
practice. But he doesn't want and that's


00:42:40.560 --> 00:42:42.470
okay. You don't have to want you don't


00:42:42.480 --> 00:42:44.630
have to. Not everyone should be an actor


00:42:44.640 --> 00:42:46.870
or wants to be an actor. He does one


00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:48.710
thing really well. That's really all you


00:42:48.720 --> 00:42:52.309
need. Okay, Arresty. I love my fans.


00:42:52.319 --> 00:42:53.990
They're going to get us demonetized


00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:57.270
4,000 hours. I told you our fans are


00:42:57.280 --> 00:42:59.270
going to get us there. God is making


00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:02.470
witchcraft possible. Arresty, right?


00:43:02.480 --> 00:43:05.670
When I said something nice about you.


00:43:05.680 --> 00:43:07.750
Come on. You jinxed it. I was talking


00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:10.309
very nice stuff. Oh no. You know what?


00:43:10.319 --> 00:43:12.710
Arresty is making a joke. That's good.


00:43:12.720 --> 00:43:14.710
You know why? That's what I did in the


00:43:14.720 --> 00:43:17.510
joke creation. And I said, "Do your


00:43:17.520 --> 00:43:20.550
joke." And a joke is about not a


00:43:20.560 --> 00:43:22.630
surprise because when I say something to


00:43:22.640 --> 00:43:23.829
Bobby, he already knows I'm going to


00:43:23.839 --> 00:43:25.670
come with something. So he's not


00:43:25.680 --> 00:43:27.430
surprised by me. He knows I'm going to


00:43:27.440 --> 00:43:29.349
catch him off guard. I'm going to throw


00:43:29.359 --> 00:43:32.470
in a twist. And you attempted, and I


00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:35.430
always say, attempt a joke. Not all of


00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:39.190
my jokes work. Maybe 97 out of 100 work.


00:43:39.200 --> 00:43:41.589
That's a very high percentage.


00:43:41.599 --> 00:43:44.950
But not a 100. Not 100 out of 100. I'm


00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:47.510
only human, right? And God will tell


00:43:47.520 --> 00:43:50.230
you, my wife will tell you that I'm not


00:43:50.240 --> 00:43:52.710
100 out of 100. She'll laugh at maybe 55


00:43:52.720 --> 00:43:55.030
out of 100, which is a lot after 24


00:43:55.040 --> 00:43:58.069
years. Okay. But God is making


00:43:58.079 --> 00:43:59.910
witchcraft possible. I get it. You're


00:43:59.920 --> 00:44:02.069
trying to twist. It's great. Resty, keep


00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:04.390
it up. Keep it up. He watched the joke


00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:07.030
creation class. Fantastic. Keep it up.


00:44:07.040 --> 00:44:09.510
Okay. The next joke, and that's what I


00:44:09.520 --> 00:44:11.589
teach. I teach don't be afraid to try to


00:44:11.599 --> 00:44:14.550
make a joke. Just keep it up. The very


00:44:14.560 --> 00:44:16.630
first joke I made, someone said, "Oh,


00:44:16.640 --> 00:44:18.470
that's so dry. Give it up." And I


00:44:18.480 --> 00:44:22.150
didn't. I kept going. Okay. So, about


00:44:22.160 --> 00:44:24.390
mime. You're okay. You're feeling good.


00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:28.150
Good. So, it's all about the arms. And


00:44:28.160 --> 00:44:31.030
of course, I'll never be an 85 pound


00:44:31.040 --> 00:44:34.630
man. I will go down to 185 pounds


00:44:34.640 --> 00:44:36.790
calendar weight to do my modeling and


00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:38.630
all that, which will be on the channel.


00:44:38.640 --> 00:44:39.990
You guys are going to love it. We'll do


00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:43.589
the inspirational video how you too can


00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:45.589
lose weight, reach that how now I'm


00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:47.270
playing with my kids and we're running


00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:49.910
and you know um it's going to be the


00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:51.589
best inspirational video in the history


00:44:51.599 --> 00:44:54.870
of the world that's coming mid November


00:44:54.880 --> 00:44:57.910
and um so basically that's going to be


00:44:57.920 --> 00:44:59.589
on the channel but I'm I'm never going


00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:01.109
to be Charlie Chaplain, never going to


00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:03.510
be Buster Keaton, but it's okay. I'm me


00:45:03.520 --> 00:45:05.030
and tomorrow we're going to talk about


00:45:05.040 --> 00:45:07.109
vaudeville performers and how I'm the


00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:10.150
last vaudeville performer in the world.


00:45:10.160 --> 00:45:12.309
vaudeville. They did everything like you


00:45:12.319 --> 00:45:15.030
know how I do comedy comedy podcast I do


00:45:15.040 --> 00:45:18.069
acting silent film I do master classes


00:45:18.079 --> 00:45:20.309
teaching all this stuff there's nobody


00:45:20.319 --> 00:45:21.990
there's nobody in the world does it 8


00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:23.990
billion people look how lucky you are


00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:26.630
Bobby that you found me


00:45:26.640 --> 00:45:31.910
and I'm paying you and feeding you wow


00:45:31.920 --> 00:45:33.990
okay I had a good joke but it's too


00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:36.710
early in the morning so I'll save it


00:45:36.720 --> 00:45:38.630
I'll save it for when we have a guest


00:45:38.640 --> 00:45:40.710
that's more appropriate to joke, you


00:45:40.720 --> 00:45:42.309
know, with a guest here because then


00:45:42.319 --> 00:45:44.390
they can laugh.


00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:45.750
Then you'll know it's funny. You can


00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:50.790
laugh, too.


00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:52.309
I'm not implying that you don't know


00:45:52.319 --> 00:45:58.309
what's you do. It's just a joke. Okay.


00:45:58.319 --> 00:46:01.990
So, play games with the coins. So, your


00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:05.270
hand, mind, arm, feet are reflected on


00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:08.950
camera. So when I dropped the beanie,


00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:11.750
the hobo character dropped the hat. That


00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:14.710
was planned. It seemed real. Just like


00:46:14.720 --> 00:46:16.790
Charlie Chavelin and Buster Katon, every


00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:19.430
move they make, every mime, everything


00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:23.349
seems real. But they all planned every


00:46:23.359 --> 00:46:27.190
move. Nothing was improvised. Nothing.


00:46:27.200 --> 00:46:29.670
Because you cannot improvise.


00:46:29.680 --> 00:46:33.430
Uh mime mime it's not improvised. They


00:46:33.440 --> 00:46:35.109
might tell you it's improvised, but it's


00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:38.309
not. It's all planned. It's just like a


00:46:38.319 --> 00:46:40.950
baseball player or um what do they have


00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:44.630
in cricket they have in India? So the


00:46:44.640 --> 00:46:47.190
best cricket players they go up they


00:46:47.200 --> 00:46:49.670
know how they're going to hit. They they


00:46:49.680 --> 00:46:51.670
might tell you yeah you know I wasn't


00:46:51.680 --> 00:46:54.550
planning to hit it over here. I wasn't


00:46:54.560 --> 00:46:57.829
planning to score. No, they were


00:46:57.839 --> 00:47:00.390
planning exactly what they wanted to do.


00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:02.630
They knew exactly before they came up to


00:47:02.640 --> 00:47:04.550
the plate. They knew exactly what they


00:47:04.560 --> 00:47:06.470
were going to do and how were they going


00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:08.630
to do it. Exactly. The architect


00:47:08.640 --> 00:47:11.349
building the house, he knew exactly what


00:47:11.359 --> 00:47:13.109
he was going to do, how he was going to


00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:14.870
build it, where every window was going


00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:17.270
to go. The screenwriter, I have the


00:47:17.280 --> 00:47:19.109
story master class and the script


00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:22.309
writing. you know exactly where the


00:47:22.319 --> 00:47:24.230
story is going to go, where the


00:47:24.240 --> 00:47:26.069
characters are going to go, the final


00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:28.069
confrontation, where the antagonist is


00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:30.550
going to go, who's going to be uh


00:47:30.560 --> 00:47:33.589
confronted, the ending, you know it all


00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:35.270
when you're writing from the very


00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:39.349
beginning. So in mime is the same. Um


00:47:39.359 --> 00:47:41.990
all of it is prepared and the more you


00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:43.670
have the control of your hands and your


00:47:43.680 --> 00:47:45.349
arms.


00:47:45.359 --> 00:47:48.790
So you practice the games with the coins


00:47:48.800 --> 00:47:51.270
and with the balls


00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:53.589
balls. Hand ball tennis ball. Not those


00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:56.069
kind of balls. Even though you can fun


00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:58.870
too. Okay.


00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:02.069
Come on. LOL someone. LOL. LOL or what's


00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:08.710
the other one? Lol or


00:48:08.720 --> 00:48:12.309
laugh I l M O


00:48:12.319 --> 00:48:19.190
L L M A O. I got it. Yeah. L M AO.


00:48:19.200 --> 00:48:21.990
Okay. You notice how I pretended not to


00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:26.230
know that one?


00:48:26.240 --> 00:48:28.390
I didn't know it.


00:48:28.400 --> 00:48:31.349
Three months you're with me and you


00:48:31.359 --> 00:48:35.109
still don't realize how good I am.


00:48:35.119 --> 00:48:37.829
It's like you're with King Kong. You're


00:48:37.839 --> 00:48:39.750
in my hand. I'm protecting you. I'm


00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:41.750
nurturing you. You know you're


00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:43.829
protected. Nobody's going to [ __ ] with


00:48:43.839 --> 00:48:45.990
you. King Kong, you're And you don't


00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:47.430
even realize. You think you're in the


00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:53.510
hand of a butterfly. You don't.


00:48:53.520 --> 00:48:55.589
As good as I am. He's like,


00:48:55.599 --> 00:48:58.150
"Motherfucker, if you're so good, why


00:48:58.160 --> 00:48:59.670
are we sitting in your backyard with no


00:48:59.680 --> 00:49:01.910
air conditioning? These are not even


00:49:01.920 --> 00:49:09.270
real walls.


00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:11.750
Once we monetize, imagine then how much


00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:14.790
you would you will soon audio is going


00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:16.630
to blow up. All we need the more we put


00:49:16.640 --> 00:49:19.670
out. Look, if we put out, let's say,


00:49:19.680 --> 00:49:22.230
three things a day, they each get eight


00:49:22.240 --> 00:49:26.069
downloads. That's 24 25 downloads a day.


00:49:26.079 --> 00:49:27.670
So,


00:49:27.680 --> 00:49:30.390
10 days, that's it. Before the end of


00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:33.750
October, we're monetized. Boom.


00:49:33.760 --> 00:49:35.430
But we of course we have to put in the


00:49:35.440 --> 00:49:38.069
work and which we are doing. Which we


00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:39.910
are doing. It's actually that's not the


00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:42.390
correct math because it snowballs. It


00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:44.470
snowballs. So sometime in October, we're


00:49:44.480 --> 00:49:49.270
monetized for audio.


00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:52.150
Then it goes fast after that because of


00:49:52.160 --> 00:49:54.150
that. Call her Her Baby just a regular.


00:49:54.160 --> 00:49:56.470
Did you ever watch Call Her Baby? You


00:49:56.480 --> 00:49:58.230
know, I love to talk [ __ ] about these


00:49:58.240 --> 00:50:00.790
other people. So it's just, you know,


00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:02.630
you can't watch it after like you listen


00:50:02.640 --> 00:50:06.710
to me. Go to call her uh call her daddy


00:50:06.720 --> 00:50:08.230
five minutes. I swear to you, you can't


00:50:08.240 --> 00:50:10.150
watch it. Five minutes. You can't watch


00:50:10.160 --> 00:50:12.870
it. How did they pay $60 million for


00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:15.430
that? Look how desperate they are. Look


00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:17.990
how desperate Netflix were was that they


00:50:18.000 --> 00:50:20.470
uh did a deal with iHeart because their


00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:22.950
podcast are so bad because they wanted


00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:24.710
more material. They don't have any


00:50:24.720 --> 00:50:27.109
comedy podcast.


00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:28.870
So


00:50:28.880 --> 00:50:30.470
anyway,


00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:33.270
yeah, they need comedy.


00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:36.069
But even if Netflix came to us and


00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:37.430
wanted to pay us, I don't think they


00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.510
would pay us enough.


00:50:39.520 --> 00:50:41.190
You would have to hold me back for


00:50:41.200 --> 00:50:43.349
making a deal. No, seriously. And now


00:50:43.359 --> 00:50:45.990
I'm not joking. You would have to uh


00:50:46.000 --> 00:50:48.549
hold me back because uh I would want to


00:50:48.559 --> 00:50:50.549
make a deal cuz you know I'm desperate,


00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:52.870
right? But you would have to tell me,


00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:55.270
hey, we can hold on. Make a better You


00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:56.390
just told me hold on the other


00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:58.870
yesterday, right? You see, I love the


00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:02.230
way you say things. It's so true. Yeah,


00:51:02.240 --> 00:51:04.790
because I would probably like what 5,000


00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:07.270
and Yeah, let's take it. They probably


00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:09.190
offer like cheap like something like


00:51:09.200 --> 00:51:12.870
2530,000. Nothing. It's nothing. It's


00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:15.670
like a car. It's one car. I already have


00:51:15.680 --> 00:51:19.109
a car, right? So that's nothing. Give


00:51:19.119 --> 00:51:21.349
away our rights. [ __ ] that. Okay. We


00:51:21.359 --> 00:51:23.670
have so much more. We have like 20 shows


00:51:23.680 --> 00:51:26.710
in one. One show is worth a hundred


00:51:26.720 --> 00:51:29.750
million. Let alone this show. That's a


00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:32.470
regular show. Resty, we love you.


00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:37.430
Lucifer, we Well, okay. We we like you,


00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:40.069
but it's not the real Lucifer. We could


00:51:40.079 --> 00:51:43.589
say we love him. Lucifer 14:10. P. Why?


00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:45.829
Because he peed on someone. Cuz it's a


00:51:45.839 --> 00:51:48.150
Lucifer. Maybe he did. Okay, we we


00:51:48.160 --> 00:51:49.990
forgive you because you're Lucifer.


00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:52.630
Okay, fantastic. Love the way he calls


00:51:52.640 --> 00:51:55.190
me uncle. I love it. I love it. I love


00:51:55.200 --> 00:51:56.950
it. I'm going to make my kids call me


00:51:56.960 --> 00:51:58.470
uncle.


00:51:58.480 --> 00:52:02.309
I mean, they can call me dad, uncle.


00:52:02.319 --> 00:52:03.510
They're going to be like, I'm not going


00:52:03.520 --> 00:52:05.190
to [ __ ] call you uncle. [ __ ] that


00:52:05.200 --> 00:52:08.150
[ __ ] They curse. You ever curse your


00:52:08.160 --> 00:52:12.790
dad? Or in front of him?


00:52:12.800 --> 00:52:15.190
What? In front of him? Bobby, how do you


00:52:15.200 --> 00:52:17.990
curse in front of your dad?


00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:19.430
But now I've known you three months. You


00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:20.710
cursed when I talked about the gang


00:52:20.720 --> 00:52:23.109
members. I'm not a [ __ ] snitch. I


00:52:23.119 --> 00:52:24.470
like you that way. I like you when you


00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:27.510
curse. I knew that was the real you.


00:52:27.520 --> 00:52:30.710
Come in here like you're, you know,


00:52:30.720 --> 00:52:33.750
proper and then you start cursing.


00:52:33.760 --> 00:52:36.790
Thug comes out. I love it. Okay, so


00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:39.589
where are we? Okay, crying on Q, which I


00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:41.910
did. You think of something emotional.


00:52:41.920 --> 00:52:44.710
It's all about having your secret. The


00:52:44.720 --> 00:52:48.390
number one. How long I've been going?


00:52:48.400 --> 00:52:49.910
They're getting this for free. This is


00:52:49.920 --> 00:52:52.950
free. They don't pay. They're so lucky.


00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:55.990
Okay. Number one secret. Number one


00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:58.870
secret of acting is for the actor to


00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:01.750
have a secret. So while you're reciting


00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:04.230
the line, even before you do your lines,


00:53:04.240 --> 00:53:07.430
you have to have your deepest secret. It


00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:10.950
has to be a secret of love, of deep


00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:17.270
love, or of hurt or both. Hurt, love,


00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:20.549
all that [ __ ] together. And you don't


00:53:20.559 --> 00:53:23.109
have to cry on Q. It could be just


00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:26.069
something, some lines you're delivering.


00:53:26.079 --> 00:53:28.470
Um, and another thing, we were talking


00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:31.270
the other day. I said, "Uh, Bobby, look,


00:53:31.280 --> 00:53:33.750
I'm going to cry on Q. Don't get


00:53:33.760 --> 00:53:35.670
scared." He wasn't even paying attention


00:53:35.680 --> 00:53:39.270
when I did, but and he said, "Just don't


00:53:39.280 --> 00:53:42.549
shout." I'm like, "This studio is tiny.


00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:46.390
165 square ft." So maybe uh 4 and a half


00:53:46.400 --> 00:53:49.670
meters by 4 meters. Very small. Because


00:53:49.680 --> 00:53:53.270
you know, India is not feet, is meters.


00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:56.230
So did you know that? love that. So,


00:53:56.240 --> 00:53:58.069
it's about 4 and a half meters by 4 and


00:53:58.079 --> 00:54:00.710
a half meters, very small. So, I'm not


00:54:00.720 --> 00:54:03.430
going to shout because he remembered


00:54:03.440 --> 00:54:05.510
when I was in the park, gigantic park,


00:54:05.520 --> 00:54:08.630
the size of two gigantic Olympic size


00:54:08.640 --> 00:54:11.270
fields, and the camera guy was like,


00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:13.349
"Don't shout, you know, and I was trying


00:54:13.359 --> 00:54:15.510
to act." So, I told him about that. So,


00:54:15.520 --> 00:54:17.349
he thought I was going to shout when I


00:54:17.359 --> 00:54:19.990
was showing how to act. I'm like, "No,


00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:21.589
no, no, it's not that. I was going to


00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:24.950
cry on Q." So that's what I want to talk


00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:27.990
about. So it goes to overindicating.


00:54:28.000 --> 00:54:30.870
Don't indicate. The number two thing


00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:34.630
that Patrick Day taught is you never


00:54:34.640 --> 00:54:38.470
shout. Even if you're angry as [ __ ]


00:54:38.480 --> 00:54:40.549
you're angry at the character. You want


00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:44.309
to kill them. You're so mad. Watch Taxi


00:54:44.319 --> 00:54:46.790
Driver, Robert Dairo.


00:54:46.800 --> 00:54:50.309
He'll never yell. You know Taxi Driver,


00:54:50.319 --> 00:54:52.470
the famous movie with Robert Dairo. He


00:54:52.480 --> 00:54:54.790
played a stalker who killed people. He


00:54:54.800 --> 00:54:58.549
killed taxi drivers in the 1970s.


00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:00.950
Did you know that? Did you know we came


00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:03.750
to this country in the mid70s? When we


00:55:03.760 --> 00:55:07.910
came to this country, my dad drove taxis


00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:10.309
in New York City,


00:55:10.319 --> 00:55:14.870
night shift only in Manhattan, New York


00:55:14.880 --> 00:55:17.109
while this crazy [ __ ] the real


00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:21.109
maniac was killing taxi drivers. My dad


00:55:21.119 --> 00:55:24.069
drove a cab at that time.


00:55:24.079 --> 00:55:26.309
You didn't know that. I never told you.


00:55:26.319 --> 00:55:28.549
That wasn't That's not my secret. But


00:55:28.559 --> 00:55:31.670
okay. So, actors Marlon Brando, he will


00:55:31.680 --> 00:55:33.270
barely


00:55:33.280 --> 00:55:35.750
talk loudly. You'll see he's mad at the


00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:37.829
character, the other character, the


00:55:37.839 --> 00:55:39.829
other bro, the other character, the


00:55:39.839 --> 00:55:42.870
other actor, sorry. He'll barely raise


00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:46.630
his voice. Barely ever. So, how does he


00:55:46.640 --> 00:55:50.710
portray that he's mad? his eyes, his


00:55:50.720 --> 00:55:52.230
lips,


00:55:52.240 --> 00:55:54.309
the way he gestures, the way he moves


00:55:54.319 --> 00:55:59.430
his his arms, his body, his head, his


00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:01.990
mouth.


00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:05.829
That's how he does it. His tone,


00:56:05.839 --> 00:56:08.470
he won't yell cuz that's a part of


00:56:08.480 --> 00:56:13.589
indicating. That's amateur hour. Gilgot,


00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:17.349
[ __ ] What did you sleep with, Gil?


00:56:17.359 --> 00:56:20.309
But it wasn't me.


00:56:20.319 --> 00:56:23.030
It wasn't this. It was a good one. I'm


00:56:23.040 --> 00:56:26.789
just kidding. My wife, my dearest


00:56:26.799 --> 00:56:29.030
beloved.


00:56:29.040 --> 00:56:35.670
She knows I'm kidding when I say bullet.


00:56:35.680 --> 00:56:38.230
Everyone's enjoying. Okay. So, we


00:56:38.240 --> 00:56:41.829
touched on improv for acting. So, one


00:56:41.839 --> 00:56:43.829
thing, improv is great. When you're in


00:56:43.839 --> 00:56:45.910
acting school, a real acting school like


00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:48.230
a conservatory, we're going nine hours a


00:56:48.240 --> 00:56:50.470
day, five days a week. It's very


00:56:50.480 --> 00:56:52.150
intensive. And I did that for two and a


00:56:52.160 --> 00:56:54.789
half years. So, the conservatory is in


00:56:54.799 --> 00:56:57.190
the summer, too. It's eight or nine


00:56:57.200 --> 00:57:00.150
hours a day, fulltime, every single day.


00:57:00.160 --> 00:57:01.829
Was that film school, too? Eight, nine


00:57:01.839 --> 00:57:04.549
hours a day every day. Yeah. Did you


00:57:04.559 --> 00:57:07.510
have to take screenwriting class?


00:57:07.520 --> 00:57:09.030
Okay, good. Did you have to take an


00:57:09.040 --> 00:57:10.470
acting class?


00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:15.349
No,


00:57:15.359 --> 00:57:16.950
I should have asked you this during the


00:57:16.960 --> 00:57:19.349
interview. Know that. But you know, for


00:57:19.359 --> 00:57:21.670
acting class like a conservatory, I told


00:57:21.680 --> 00:57:23.910
you you took dancing and and ballet and


00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:25.910
all all kinds of things, vocals and


00:57:25.920 --> 00:57:27.750
things that like why are we taking


00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:29.510
ballet and stuff? We took all that


00:57:29.520 --> 00:57:31.430
because it all has to do with your hands


00:57:31.440 --> 00:57:33.589
and your arms and we took improv and


00:57:33.599 --> 00:57:36.549
that was my favorite. So, in improv, you


00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:38.390
can be


00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:40.630
your younger self. In improv, you can go


00:57:40.640 --> 00:57:42.870
back in time or you can go forward in


00:57:42.880 --> 00:57:44.950
time. So, now we're covering improv.


00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:48.470
This is the last part.


00:57:48.480 --> 00:57:51.349
Improv is fascinating. This is the last


00:57:51.359 --> 00:57:54.390
part. Secrets of improv.


00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:56.069
Do you know the number one secret of


00:57:56.079 --> 00:57:59.349
improv?


00:57:59.359 --> 00:58:03.270
Number one secret is


00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:06.069
always say yes.


00:58:06.079 --> 00:58:09.430
Never ever ever ever ever debate. Never


00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:13.670
argue. Never say no. Never be negative.


00:58:13.680 --> 00:58:16.710
Never stop. It's just like a story. Just


00:58:16.720 --> 00:58:18.950
like I taught in storytelling. Just like


00:58:18.960 --> 00:58:21.829
any good story. Always go forward. You


00:58:21.839 --> 00:58:24.710
always keep it moving. Okay. Kadima in


00:58:24.720 --> 00:58:27.109
Hebrew. Kadima means forward. You always


00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:30.309
go forward. Never ever stop. You always


00:58:30.319 --> 00:58:32.789
say yes. So the guy's talking to you


00:58:32.799 --> 00:58:35.589
like you're a donkey at the farm.


00:58:35.599 --> 00:58:37.430
You're a donkey in the farm. You keep


00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:40.630
going. You are and the donkey. You keep


00:58:40.640 --> 00:58:42.710
going. Then you pass it forward. You


00:58:42.720 --> 00:58:44.150
don't want to be a donkey anymore. Then


00:58:44.160 --> 00:58:46.230
you turn into something else. You can be


00:58:46.240 --> 00:58:48.950
someone older. You could be your own


00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:52.549
grandfather. You could be I in improv


00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:56.390
class gave birth to myself. So, I was my


00:58:56.400 --> 00:58:58.710
mother giving birth to myself. And at


00:58:58.720 --> 00:59:00.549
first, when I'm like huffing and puffing


00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:02.390
like someone in labor, they thought I


00:59:02.400 --> 00:59:04.309
was [ __ ] but I wasn't [ __ ] It


00:59:04.319 --> 00:59:06.230
took them like 3 seconds to figure out


00:59:06.240 --> 00:59:08.470
that I'm in labor and I'm my mom and


00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:12.390
it's me coming out the vagina. So, that


00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:14.069
was pretty cool because I don't think


00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:17.030
the teacher even ever saw that before.


00:59:17.040 --> 00:59:20.549
And uh so you can play your the future,


00:59:20.559 --> 00:59:23.829
go back five lives before the your


00:59:23.839 --> 00:59:26.150
current life. You can do that. Did you


00:59:26.160 --> 00:59:27.829
know in improv you can go back in time


00:59:27.839 --> 00:59:30.870
and forward? That's the the whole fun of


00:59:30.880 --> 00:59:32.950
improv. You can do whatever you want as


00:59:32.960 --> 00:59:35.349
long as you say yes to your improv


00:59:35.359 --> 00:59:37.990
partner and you go forward. You move the


00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:40.390
story along. You keep saying yes. That's


00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:42.710
the whole fun of it. Go back in time. Go


00:59:42.720 --> 00:59:46.150
forward in time. And because improv is


00:59:46.160 --> 00:59:48.950
about freedom. Freedom to do what you


00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:50.789
like because you can't do it in life.


00:59:50.799 --> 00:59:53.349
You can't go in a time machine and go


00:59:53.359 --> 00:59:55.430
back to the time of Charlie Chaplain.


00:59:55.440 --> 00:59:57.190
I'd like to hang out with him. Who would


00:59:57.200 --> 00:59:58.710
you hang out with if you can go back in


00:59:58.720 --> 01:00:04.150
time?


01:00:04.160 --> 01:00:06.470
Think about it. Tell me later. Okay. So,


01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:10.309
um Oh, you know the answer. Okay. So, so


01:00:10.319 --> 01:00:12.150
you can't do that in real life, right?


01:00:12.160 --> 01:00:16.150
So, in improv, you can go back in time,


01:00:16.160 --> 01:00:18.390
you can the improv partner you have or


01:00:18.400 --> 01:00:20.630
partners, they can each be whoever you


01:00:20.640 --> 01:00:23.190
want them to be. They can be Theodore


01:00:23.200 --> 01:00:26.069
Roosevelt. They can be whoever you want.


01:00:26.079 --> 01:00:28.150
If you know history, you can go back.


01:00:28.160 --> 01:00:30.470
They can be a a Neanderthal, a cave


01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:32.470
person,


01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:34.069
go all the way back, right? Could be


01:00:34.079 --> 01:00:36.789
Adam and Eve. Could be whoever. It's


01:00:36.799 --> 01:00:39.750
it's fun that way as long as it's it's


01:00:39.760 --> 01:00:42.870
um makes sense to the story. So, someone


01:00:42.880 --> 01:00:45.109
from the audience yells out the subject


01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:48.950
matter and you go and you improv and


01:00:48.960 --> 01:00:50.950
like I said, you can go back and as long


01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:53.190
as you have fun, as long as you're not


01:00:53.200 --> 01:00:56.710
harmful, not offensive, not vulgar, uh


01:00:56.720 --> 01:00:59.510
keep it clean, everyone's having fun, go


01:00:59.520 --> 01:01:04.390
back, go forward in time.


01:01:04.400 --> 01:01:06.470
Okay, so I think we covered everything.


01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:08.870
Do you have any questions on improv,


01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:11.349
mime, acting, or anyone out there? I


01:01:11.359 --> 01:01:12.950
know we had a lot of fun with people in


01:01:12.960 --> 01:01:15.349
chat. By the way, you guys, we're not


01:01:15.359 --> 01:01:17.510
winning money today in chat. So, if


01:01:17.520 --> 01:01:19.589
you're wondering, there's no money to be


01:01:19.599 --> 01:01:22.230
had. You guys, I know you enjoy the


01:01:22.240 --> 01:01:24.549
Bollywood. I do, too. I haven't watched


01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:26.390
the Bollywood in a long time because my


01:01:26.400 --> 01:01:28.150
wife, she's sitting there watching


01:01:28.160 --> 01:01:31.430
Netflix and watched the newer movies.


01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:33.349
You're watching the one about the Somali


01:01:33.359 --> 01:01:36.870
guy, the van driver where the guy, the


01:01:36.880 --> 01:01:39.030
young guy blows up the airport. Did you


01:01:39.040 --> 01:01:41.430
watch that one? You finished it? Don't


01:01:41.440 --> 01:01:43.670
tell me.


01:01:43.680 --> 01:01:46.470
So, I know that actor, the main actor,


01:01:46.480 --> 01:01:49.190
he's the one from Gladiator.


01:01:49.200 --> 01:01:51.589
Gladiator, right? He's the one who


01:01:51.599 --> 01:01:54.630
played um Russell Crow's uh We'll See


01:01:54.640 --> 01:01:57.670
Each in the Afterlife. I like that guy.


01:01:57.680 --> 01:01:59.990
Um, okay. If there are no further


01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:01.670
questions, I think I've covered all the


01:02:01.680 --> 01:02:04.950
secrets of acting, improv, mime, and now


01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:07.829
I've showed you why I am as great as I


01:02:07.839 --> 01:02:10.230
am because it's all about the hands.


01:02:10.240 --> 01:02:12.630
It's about coins. Would you like to see


01:02:12.640 --> 01:02:15.910
more coins? Okay, if someone asks me


01:02:15.920 --> 01:02:18.870
something in chat right now, I will do


01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:26.069
more coins off my head.


01:02:26.079 --> 01:02:33.349
I know Bobby wants to see it.


01:02:33.359 --> 01:02:37.670
Bobby wants to see it.


01:02:37.680 --> 01:02:40.150
You believe that? He wants to see more


01:02:40.160 --> 01:02:43.750
for free.


01:02:43.760 --> 01:02:46.630
So, at one time when I was younger,


01:02:46.640 --> 01:02:49.030
probably could practice and do it now, I


01:02:49.040 --> 01:02:55.190
did 35 coins off my 35.


01:02:55.200 --> 01:02:56.870
I think the world record is probably


01:02:56.880 --> 01:03:01.109
like 150 coins or something. See, but


01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:04.470
the guy was like 16 years old. I think I


01:03:04.480 --> 01:03:08.230
must have been 16 or 17 and I did 35. I


01:03:08.240 --> 01:03:10.710
think they were like nickels and dimes


01:03:10.720 --> 01:03:12.150
and quarters.


01:03:12.160 --> 01:03:13.829
petties, whatever I found under the


01:03:13.839 --> 01:03:16.390
couch or, you know, and then I put some


01:03:16.400 --> 01:03:19.589
gas in the car with it. Um, but okay.


01:03:19.599 --> 01:03:21.270
So, no one's asking anything because I


01:03:21.280 --> 01:03:23.510
was going to make them go off my head


01:03:23.520 --> 01:03:25.829
and but you already know I'm great. So,


01:03:25.839 --> 01:03:27.670
you don't need to see coins off my head,


01:03:27.680 --> 01:03:29.270
right? Because that's that would have


01:03:29.280 --> 01:03:30.950
been Bobby wants to see it. Maybe I'll


01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:32.789
show them later. Maybe I'll keep it for


01:03:32.799 --> 01:03:35.349
the follow-up show. So, we have plenty


01:03:35.359 --> 01:03:38.150
to do. Oh, okay. We have some time.


01:03:38.160 --> 01:03:43.750
Should go to the book reading now.


01:03:43.760 --> 01:03:46.549
Better give me my watch time.


01:03:46.559 --> 01:03:49.190
Really good. Okay, take away my [ __ ]


01:03:49.200 --> 01:03:53.109
time. 17 hours then it's not suspicious


01:03:53.119 --> 01:03:55.829
activity [ __ ] Now you make it 14


01:03:55.839 --> 01:03:58.230
hours. [ __ ] you.


01:03:58.240 --> 01:03:59.829
People are watching this. Real people


01:03:59.839 --> 01:04:03.349
watching bots watching.


01:04:03.359 --> 01:04:05.750
That's why your stock is way down today.


01:04:05.760 --> 01:04:08.309
You know, usually not mean like the way


01:04:08.319 --> 01:04:11.109
I am right now. I pray to Allah all


01:04:11.119 --> 01:04:12.390
night, your stock's going to go down.


01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:14.870
Look, now it's going down. I said that


01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:17.029
joke to my kid that you pray to Allah,


01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:20.309
but dad, you're Jewish.


01:04:20.319 --> 01:04:23.510
Allah, Jesus, look, look, they're stuck


01:04:23.520 --> 01:04:26.390
because, you know, I'm Jewish and I


01:04:26.400 --> 01:04:28.950
understand why people hate Jews. So,


01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:31.109
like, I hate YouTube right now for what


01:04:31.119 --> 01:04:33.029
they're doing with the watch time. And


01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:34.789
even though I don't feel it that they're


01:04:34.799 --> 01:04:36.549
losing billions of dollars, like I


01:04:36.559 --> 01:04:38.470
doesn't I don't feel it that they're


01:04:38.480 --> 01:04:40.630
losing money, but because I know it


01:04:40.640 --> 01:04:43.750
bothers them, it makes me feel when I


01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:46.230
see red and I see in America it's red.


01:04:46.240 --> 01:04:47.510
When they're losing money and it goes


01:04:47.520 --> 01:04:49.349
down on the stock market, it's red.


01:04:49.359 --> 01:04:50.710
Other countries might be a different


01:04:50.720 --> 01:04:53.029
color. When I see red, it makes me feel


01:04:53.039 --> 01:04:56.230
great. I do take watch time. You see how


01:04:56.240 --> 01:04:58.069
hard I'm working. If anyone deserves


01:04:58.079 --> 01:04:59.990
money, it's me. Look at all the things


01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:02.549
I'm doing. You see audio is legit. It's


01:05:02.559 --> 01:05:05.109
straight. Everyone who consume they


01:05:05.119 --> 01:05:07.270
consume the downloads they count it


01:05:07.280 --> 01:05:10.630
right away. We're in every country audio


01:05:10.640 --> 01:05:12.390
every country of the world. Every


01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:15.670
country from Ukraine to Italy to


01:05:15.680 --> 01:05:17.990
Vietnam, Indonesia, Singapore, Hong


01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:22.309
Kong, US, Mexico, Jamaica, Egypt, Iraq,


01:05:22.319 --> 01:05:24.950
Morocco, every country, every country.


01:05:24.960 --> 01:05:27.750
South Africa, you name the country.


01:05:27.760 --> 01:05:31.589
and Brazil, every country, El Salvador,


01:05:31.599 --> 01:05:33.510
every country.


01:05:33.520 --> 01:05:37.430
Why? Why YouTube? Why do you do it? Why?


01:05:37.440 --> 01:05:39.910
Because I have 330,000


01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:43.190
beautiful 30 330,000


01:05:43.200 --> 01:05:46.230
beautiful people in India, Sri Lanka,


01:05:46.240 --> 01:05:48.950
Pakistan, Indonesia, and you don't want


01:05:48.960 --> 01:05:50.789
to put ads in those countries because


01:05:50.799 --> 01:05:52.309
you make more money from the ads in


01:05:52.319 --> 01:05:55.190
America. That's why you do it really.


01:05:55.200 --> 01:05:58.309
That's what your algorithm says.


01:05:58.319 --> 01:06:00.230
care that much about the money. It's all


01:06:00.240 --> 01:06:02.470
about the art. Look at how what I'm


01:06:02.480 --> 01:06:05.589
doing here. And then when we monetize


01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:07.190
finally up, you're going to open up the


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American market for us. I can get to a


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million subscribers with my eyes closed.


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Then what? We'll have even more


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beautiful Indian people and people from


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all over the world. I'm just ranting


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here. Can they see me and hear me?


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Am I saying bad things?


01:06:28.000 --> 01:06:30.309
going off. It's okay, YouTube. You're


01:06:30.319 --> 01:06:32.230
going to be fine. Once we monetize,


01:06:32.240 --> 01:06:34.470
we'll make friends again. We'll be fine.


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Everything will be good. I'll love him


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again in the morning. You know where


01:06:38.799 --> 01:06:41.589
that line came from?


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I thought you watched movies.


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I love him again in the morning. A


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famous movie with Alpuccino, one of the


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best actors in the history of the world.


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And we're going to talk about him. So he


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did a movie called Carito's Way where


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his hooker/wife, she was on cocaine and


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she was addicted addicted to cocaine and


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then she had a big rant and she wanted


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to hit him and smack him and kill him


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and then she walked away cuz she wanted


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more cocaine and then he's in he's


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smoking his cigar and then he said, "Uh,


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oh, she'll love me in the morning."


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Remember that part? Yeah. Then what do


01:07:20.960 --> 01:07:23.510
you see? Didn't see the movie Paro's


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way. You should watch that movie. It's


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fantastic. But anyway, so another actor,


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Alpuccino, who doesn't yell. He doesn't


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indicate. He will show you that he's


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upset in the role in the character, but


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he won't overdo it. Never overdo it. You


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have your secret and you do your role.


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One of the most famous roles in the


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history of the world, Heat. The movie is


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called Heat where Robert Dairo versus


01:07:52.079 --> 01:07:56.390
Alpuccino. You saw Heat, right?


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How did you not see Heat? One of the


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best movies in the history of the world.


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Okay, so there's a famous scene where


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they're sitting in the And we're going


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to end here. They're sitting in the cafe


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and Robert Dairo is the gangster, the


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criminal. He is the antagonist, but you


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want him to get away. So the movie is


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great because the antagonist is


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horrible, but you love the antagonist,


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the bad guy. You love Robert Dairo.


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That's when you know the movie is great.


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That the bad guy is so bad, but you love


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him. You want him to get away and do


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well. So the good guy, or if you can


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call him the good guy, is Alpuccino. So


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he's trying to catch Robert Dairo, the


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criminal. So he pulls him over. He pulls


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over Robert Dairo. Says, "Hey, let's go


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to the cafe and have a talk." They're in


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the restaurant. Robert Dairo Alpuccino,


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good guy, bad guy, the cop and the


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criminal. And the cop, Alpuccino, is


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having a a discussion with him and says,


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uh, you know, if you get caught, I have


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to, you know, if I'm facing you, I'm


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going to have to shoot you. And Robert


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Diro says there's a flip side to that if


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um I'm facing you, I'm going to have to


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put you down. And this is brilliant


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scene. And you notice they're both hate


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each other. They both are not yelling.


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They're both are not indicating. They're


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both are not huffing and puffing.


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They're both are not rolling their eyes.


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They're both just in the moment just


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talking and they're not reciting their


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lines. I will. There's a flip side to


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that. I will put you down. No, they're


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just talking. They're in the row. They


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have their secret in their head.


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Whatever that might be. Maybe one time


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Rob Diro robbed a gas station like I did


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when I was young. Oh [ __ ] And you never


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know and then they're just talking and


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not indicating very subtle very discreet


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and it's brilliant you got to rent heat


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but you guys are in uh Netflix in India


01:09:46.159 --> 01:09:48.870
it's like what $125 a month it's cheaper


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in in Netflix in India right God bless


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you I love all my Indian people all my


01:09:53.839 --> 01:09:56.070
international people with all my heart


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keep watching monetize us keep watching


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watch keep watching I hope you enjoy the


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secrets of acting mime and improv of


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tomorrow is vaudeville. I'm the last


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vaudeville performer in the world.


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Listen and watch and learn all the


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secrets of vaudeville performers and how


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I do all the things I do and find out


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why there's no vaudeville performers


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today. Thank you. Goodbye.